You already know what the drill is, ladies and gentlemen. ;)
RCP time!
I is triggered OOOOOOOOLOOOO
Flame666: Ugh, I don't feel so good after that, i'm gonna go get a sna- oh fuck I forgot I doestroyed the whole f5cking city, f5ck.
In another place "-_o"
Stormcat: Ya know, we should get a job at somewhere so we can fix Canterlot city's main plaza that FLAME DECIDED TO WRECK WITH HIS RETARDED ASS POWERS!
Flame666: YOU WERE THE IDIOT WHO DIDN'T TELL ME YOU TWO WERE DATING!
NC: Flame, Stormcat's right, even though we didn't tell you, what was the f5cking point in getting mad at it? It's not like [gets in flame's face] [angrily] YOUR the one that needs to know that I and Stormcat are more than just friends ya know! Now if you'll excuse all three of us, we've got a job to attend to to corrupt some young yeetey children's lives!
All of the girls walk downstairs and out of the house with semi mad faces, leaving Flame watching them go down the stairs yeetily.
Flame666: [deadpanned] You guys will never learn damm1t =_-
At the RCP….
Stormcat: Ya know, we may meet some bada$$ workers in here to talk to and corrupt kids with ya know?
Btr: Yeah, Ah guess you're right. Ah wanna apologize to Applejack for yellin at her for breaking my bass after Ah embarrassin'ly cried in the bathroom at Canterlot high which were not talkin' bout.
NC: Lol, I'm pretty sure she's here, if not, who gives a FU|
[can hear girl voices talking over noise in the background]
NC: Oh my god it, f-in', stinks in her dawg.
Stormcat: [sniffs the air] [gags] Oh my god you're right, it smells like, wet feet in here sis.
Brodey: Oh, Ah think this is the job station thing I ain't sure.
NC: [fast]MY BIG RED BOOTS IN MA PICK UP TRUCK[normal] Nah im just kiddin hahahahahaha lol
Applejack in the far distance: YEETERS LINE UP AT THE FRONT NOOOOW
Time skip cause im lazy lol
Applejack: Alright...So...Ya'll mf's know the drill...2 hours of stright up torture for the nest WEEK! And if ya don't comply...you KNOW what time it is! Now...EVERY ONE ON THE WALL! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
*yeeters line up on wall…=_=*
Anotha time skip to where sh5t happens thats INTERESTING I GUESS…
Sunset shimmer: El' banco B1T3H!
Btr: [bastardly sings circus meme music] do do dododododo duoduodu ododod do d ba bar barrrmp dododooodooodoooo we goanna have some fun today F5CK YEAH!
Applejack: Ay, Bordey, we got a few more yeeters in here...we gotta take em down the hallway.
Brodey: Got it...hehehe...EY! WHAT DE HEALL ARE YOU DDIONG OVER THERE! GET DOWN THE HALL NOW LIL B5T3HES!
Ol' Stanky 4ss bet ya didn't put deodorant on today ya stank BITCH!
*every yeeter and badass is around the one yeeter*
Applejack: Now, we got a couple shirts here...don't care if they stanky as hell, you're putin em on.
Rainbow Dash and Stormcat [down the hall]: PUT..YOUR DAMN SHIRT ON!
Stormcat: lil' bitch!
Applejack [down the hall]: Yo- YOU TORE MY SHIRT ALREADY?
Yeeter #9: It was a-already like that ma'am
Applejack: Naw..NAWW...NAW...IT WASNT ALREADY LIKE THAT...YOUS A LIE!
Brodey[down the hall]: HES LYIN
Applejack: YOU'RE UNDER MY HOUSE AND IT'S MY RULES, SO IF I SAY YOU BROKE IT YOU FUCKING BROKE IT!
Back at the mansion…
Flame666: Damn they're taking longer than expected to ruin kids…
Stormcat: I DON'T PLAY AROUND YOU LITTLE TWIT! NOW GO TO THE WALLLLLLLLLLLA!
[silence]
Applejack: Follow me into the cell rooms please…[starts walking]
[everyone follows Applejack]
Applejack: Not a single MUFFLED word should come out of your mouths when we go in this room…
Now these are the cell mates and crap...
NC: Keep WALKIN...KEEP WALKIN!
Btr: DONT STOP
Applejack: Now...up against the wall again...aaaand face the cells…take it awa[fades out voice]y
Back at the mansion…
Flame666: You know what Imma watch some TV in the living room while I wait for those dicks to come back.
WHATT?
Flame666: I'M WATCHING MY FRIENDS POSSESS KIDS alright...HEHEHE! DAAAMMNN SCOOTALOO...10 YEARS SENTENCE? OK!
Flame666: MAUD PIE TOO? OK THESE SOME BADASS B5TCHES OH MY LOWWDD!
Why do I even try lol…
TO BE CONTINUED SHAWTY...