Wolf Tried To Sleep Chapter 1: Red Is Coming, a hoodwinked! fanfic

Hoodwinked is owned by Lantern Entertainment. Based on the Groundling Marsh episode "To Sleep Perchance To Dream". Is It Me is owned by Cinedigm. The other songs are owned by 9Story Media Group. Goodnight Owl was written by Pat Hutchins in 1972. I OWN NONE OF IT! No copyright infringement intended!

Once upon a time, there was a big bad wolf, though he wasn't really bad at all. He was misunderstood when he tried to investigate on a little girl named Red Puckett, AKA Little Red Riding Hood. At that time, he helped Red & her grandma, Granny Puckett(who is very crazy compared to any other grannies), figure out who's been stealing all the recipes in the forest. After that, he, Red, Granny, & his squirrel friend named Twitchy, joined the Happily Ever After Agency, a secret organization dedicated to giving all stories a happy ending. But Wolf had been working really hard & very tiresome that he might need a break.

One day, a bunny named Boingo, who was one of the HEA's most wanted & most sneakiest, wrote a note. It was a fake note for Granny. He left it on Granny's desk. Then he went & hid.

Granny came into her office. "Oy. My bones really aren't what they used to be." she said as she noticed the note. "What's this?" she said as she read the note.

"Dear Grandma, my training for the sisters of the hood is finally finished & I'm coming home in 2 days. Please give me the special blue roses that only bloom around this time of year. Loves & hugs, Red."

Boingo knew that Red was still training at the sisters of the hood & that she loved blue roses, which only bloom one night each year.

Wolf then came in. "Hey, granny, Twitchy ran out of decaf coffee. Do you have anymore?" he said. "No time. Red's coming." Granny said. "Red?" Wolf said. Red was like his best friend. He felt so happy he was coming back. But nobody realized that Boingo made that note to make Granny mad. "I need to write some stuff down." Granny said. "I need to bake some fresh cookies, put up decorations, & pick some blue roses." The last thing made Wolf spit out his coffee. "Blue roses?" he said. "You mean the roses that only bloom one night a year?" "Yes. You need to help me find them." Granny said. "Whoa, whoa! I don't stay up late unless I'm watching a movie or it's New Year's Eve." Wolf said. "Wait. Aren't you like 30 or something." Granny asked. "Well I at least want a lot of sleep so I can have energy." Wolf said. "Well go get ready. It's very late." Granny said. "Ok." Wolf said as he & Granny sang about what to do.

(Skip To My Lou starts)

Red is coming. What should I do?

Let's do something special.

Lou, lou, skip to my lou.

Skip to my lou, my darlin'.

What should I get her? Skip to my lou.

Get her something special.

Lou, lou, skip to my lou.

Skip to my lou, my darlin'.

Boingo even sang a verse.

Now my plan is working great.

Skip to my lou, my darlin'.

Can't get a blue cape. A red one will do.

Skip to my lou, my darlin'.

Lou, lou, skip to my lou.

Skip to my lou, my darlin'.

Before he went to bed, Wolf went to the garden behind Dark Castle Towers, a big castle that he, Granny, Twitchy, Red, & another member of the HEA, Verushka, live in. A singing goat named Japeth was in there with him. "Haven't I seen you before?" Wolf said. "Not sure if I've seen you. But you're mighty fine. Aren't you?" the goat sang. The goat was cursed by a witch, & now he sings almost everything he says. Wolf & his friends had come across him many times. Think of him as a second narrator. "Why are you singing?" asked Wolf. "It's a curse. It's a curse. And I think it's getting worse" Japeth sang. "Whatever. I need to look for a perfect flower for Red." Wolf said as the goat started to sing about flowers.

(What Makes A Flower So Pretty starts)

What makes a flower so pretty?

How does it cheer up your day?

I think a flower is most beautiful

When it is given away.

Bright happy colors of yellow and green

Purple and blue, red and white too.

The prettiest colors that I've ever seen.

I want to share them with you.

What makes a flower so pretty?

How does it cheer up your day?

I think a flower is most beautiful

When it is given away.

Pansies and marigolds, fresh in the air.

Daisies in bloom, sunflowers too.

I've never smelled anything oh so fair.

Each flower is special like you.

"And remember, some people might be allergic to flowers." said Japeth. "So it's a good idea to ask before you give them any." "I thought you couldn't talk normally." Wolf said as the goat started vocalizing & singing the last part of the song.

What makes a flower so pretty?

How does it cheer up your day?

I think a flower is most beautiful

When it is given away, away.

When it is given away.

Wolf spent several hours looking for a perfect flower & plant. He fell asleep at around 5:50 AM.