Hey guys, Chirith here.

I've been busy recently due to college. Anyways, I'm starting to play fire emblem awakening, heroes, and fates, alongside Castlevania: Aria of sorrow. Fuck you death, you too, you stupid headhunter! Anyways, I don't own Danmachi and I never will.

Also, I might write a fire emblem fanfic where my OC is isekai'ed there,

Also, fun fact:

Bell's parents' names are Jason and Meteria. Meteria suspiciously sounds like Medea.

Castlevania anime was so good! Props to the team who animated it!

"I'm so bored!" While sitting on a chair, an old man said looking at the darkness that surrounded him with a TV screen showing a myriad of colors. Red eyes opened to show the face of a certain multidimensional troll that everyone fears. This troll is no one other than the legendary Kischur Zelretch Schweinorg, the sorcerer of the 2nd true magic, the Kaleidoscope. The Kaleidoscope is a magic that allows its user to interact with the multiverse.

"why not spice everything up, old friend?" A voice came from an old telephone on top of the desk.

"What do you mean by that, old friend?" The second asked with a grin forming on his face.

"You remember the emperor of dragons right?" The voice once again asked. A hum came out of the old man. A memory of a dark-haired young man wearing some sort of Arabic clothes that showed his scars proudly.

"Yes, an alternate future of my student, the Deck cutter," Zelretch said as an image of his new apprentice appeared. This young man wore a pair of black pants and shoes, a white button-up shirt, a pair of black leather gloves, and a black trench coat. He has a deck holder on his right thigh. He stood in front of a place holding seven cards in front of his face, hiding it and showing only his hair and dark eyes, on his other, he held a rosary on the other.

"The holder of the class cards? He is an interesting fellow. Why not send an alternate version of himself into a world where the age of the gods still happen," The voice recommended making the old man chuckled and his grin expanded.

"Oh, old friend. You do know how to spice life up," The vampire said with a smirk as space in front of him distorted to reveal a young man dressed in fatigues and a cap. The fatigues were dark green in color, his hair was cut short. He was young, looking around 17-18, from his clothes, one could tell he was training to be a soldier.

"Let's see, the gamer will be too strong and will make him some sort of an anomaly, a target for the people's Jealousy,"

Looking through the files and worlds of the Fairy Tail Multiverse, the vampire grinned happily before looking at a special type of caster magic.

"Oh my. This will work. Now, if only I can use the Kaleidoscope to link it to the... Amazing. Oh, this will be so much fun!"

? POV

Where the hell am I?

I opened my eyes to the sight of a castle, fort, or something. It was old due to the state it was in, Where was this place at. Sitting up, I could feel that my left shoulder and arm felt heavier than usual.

The hell?

looking down, I saw that I now wore a dark leather vest over a chainmail shirt and a black cotton shirt with a metal pauldron on his left shoulder connected with a red cape. His hands were clad in some sort of substance, dark leather wrapped around his hands while his other was covered with a metal gauntlet.

Standing up, I see that my bottoms were changed as well. Dark brown pants with a leather boot and Iron kneecaps and leather chaps. Several belts were wrapped around my body to form holsters and to hold some parts of my current outfit in place.

"Okay, not gonna lie. This is cool," I said while standing up and looked around. Looking around, I can see several noteworthy things, the metal bars in the windows, the gate that was in a relatively good condition, the bed, refrigerator, as well as the weapons on one of the corners of the room.

Oh, good to see you're awake

What the hell?

Hearing the voice, I immediately got down to a basic boxing stance before reaching in to draw the knife on my back.

Welcome to the world of Danmachi, Ren Cruz. You have been chosen by the wizard marshal Zelretch to be the lucky candidate of an Isekai.

Suck to be you though.

Okay, this voice in my mind is mocking me, I just know it.

Anyways, due to your circumstance, you have been given a special cheat ability.

Okay, I have read a lot of Isekai along with Joanna before. Ooh, I hope to get a really broken ability or something!

Wait! Enough of that! I need to find out where I am and what the hell is going on here.

Tough luck buddy. Your ability is rather useless to combat. Hell, you will only be able to properly use it outside of combat, it also has a lot of drawbacks as well.

What an unlucky bastard you are

Son of a bitch! Get out of here and I will kill you!

Special ability loading

23... 75... 99...

Loading complete

Calibration start

Synchronizing with the laws and judgment of the world

Applying all buffs and debuff

Activating all safeguards.

Ensuring the compatibility of the skill with the user.

Wait! I'm gonna have the gamer?! Holy Shit! Come to Papa!

Error. Error.

Synchronization error.

Contingencies activated

As a result of your shitty luck, your skill is downgraded and is not as strong as it was originally supposed to be.

I'm sure I could feel my eye twitch in annoyance. Great, I just jinxed it.

Searching for compatible blessings to be given.

Falna is now being carved.

What the hell is a Falna?

My back suddenly felt like it was being burnt to make me fall down and grit my teeth. Oh, God! Make it stop!

Primary Deity for the Falna has been chosen.

As a result of the degradation of the cheat ability, the user will be awarded several skills for compensation.

The pain finally stopped. It was so strong it reminded me of an animal being eaten alive.

Panting, I can see droplets of my sweat fall to the ground along with some droplets of blood from my eyes, mouth, and nose.

'Welcome Ren Cruz to the Grand Archive. It is a less powerful version of the gamer,'

A screen appeared in front of my eyes, reminding me of a game's menu screen.

"This is better than nothing," I said before pressing the screen.

'The Grand Archive, just like its name, is an archive of anything you can think of. It functions similarly to the internet but with a lot of restrictions and conditions,'

'The Grand Archive allows its user to be able to access and store any kind of knowledge via a connection with the 'Root' from the Kaleidoscope. It won't allow you to instantly learn anything but it will slowly upload the information to the brain to avoid damage to the brain.'

Now, due to the laws of this world. You have been blessed with a Falna which will be automatically updated once every week.

This world's laws allow you to level up as long as you have a status point in D rank and after you did something to impress the Gods. This is possible due to the Falna you were given.

The Falna is a blessing from the Gods to their chosen champion, essentially making you a demigod.

The level system works differently as you might know. This world only allows ten levels where you will be given the chance to become a God after you reached the last level.

Nah. I'll pass. I rather love being a human.

Hold the fuck up! Gods, you mean Zeus, Poseidon, Odin, Ra, and more! Holy fucking shit! I need to get the fuck away from the Greeks.

...Wait.

The system said that I have a Falna carved onto my back earlier. Please don't be Greek. Please! For the love of God, don't be Greek. If it is Greek, just give me Hades!

Bitch, don't be a pussy. You're God is not Greek so REJOICE young man.

Continuing my explanation

Falna offers a lot to the mortal it was given to. It offers one some otherworldly abilities and stuff. One of them is an enhanced lifespan.

Okay... That is pretty neat... maybe I can

No, you can't suddenly become a genius or something. You need to work hard for it.

Status

Strength I0
Endurance I0
Dexterity I0
Agility I0
Magic I0

These are your current status points. They will be increased depending on what you do or train. Strength is how much damage you can dish out, Endurance is how much you can take, Dexterity is how well you can coordinate yourself, and magic is magic. figure it out, I'm just a storage of information for you.

These statuses are numbered with S being the highest reaching 999. Don't bother trying to reach it, you won't last.

hate my life. My skill is a sassy useless version of the original.

Here is a list of your skills,

Grand Archive: Knowledge of the Human Wisdom

This skill allows you to access any kind of information you want. The more knowledge of a subject you have, the easier and faster you will be able to use it. It is safe to say that the less you know, the more time you will have to spend to learn even a portion of the subject.

Knowledge of the Sowa

The only useful skill you currently have in your arsenal. It is quite useless depending on the circumstances but it actually makes your attacks unable to be predicted or read by anyone, even a god. Yeah, you can basically go and show off your fighting style and no one will be able to copy it.

Information erasure

It is a basic skill that allows you to remove something about you from everyone's mind, making you a phantom with only the basics being available left to them. It is a reminder that it will NOT erase any written records that YOU personally wrote, such as signatures and the like. What? You already have a skill that erases knowledge about your fighting style, it will be unfair

Wisdom of determination

Basically, a skill that makes you learn quicker the more you are in a pinch. Basically justs floods more adrenaline into your mind to make it work faster. Basically, if you want to learn more and quickly, just go put yourself in a dangerous situation.

Per Aspera Ad Astra: Memento Mori

Mortals are fated to die. Yet, for so long we have many things that even the immortals envy. The Gods and Goddesses have faded, the laws of authority have been replaced by the laws of physics recorded by Humanity. Although Humanity has nothing special compared to other races, it has kept growing, breaking through difficulties to survive through its wisdom. A skill that symbolizes the endless potential of Humanity. No more information can be provided.

Okay, who decided to put my life in hard difficulty.

That would be your creator.

Anyway skills are inherent to your falna and will appear whenever you do something. Basically, it's a buff or de-buff depending on your point of view.

Now as a reward, you have been given a pair of magic to call yours truly. Due to the laws of this world, you are restricted to only three types of magics, you only have a single slot left so be wise about it.

1. Phastasmic Punishment

A magic that allows the user to create illusions to attack the enemy. Can be used with a chant that depends on the user's imagination. The stronger the illusion, the more mind or longer the chant needed to be used. Perfect for crafty bastards like you, Renny.

2. Newton's apple tree.

Special magic with unknown status. Find it on your own lol. It's same

Okay, this is just trolling me. Well, it is newton so... I have an idea.

"Fuck you, you stupid piece of shit of a skill," I said while giving out a sigh. Looking around, I saw a rather interesting sight There was a lot, a WHOLE LOT, of weapons on the wall.

"Holy... I think I'm in heaven... the only thing missing now is very hot women that can kick my ass," I said as I immediately walked towards the weapons.

How rude! Here I am explaining things to you and you-

Shut up! Weapons are better than you!

... That hurts. Okay, I'm over it. Just take several weapons that you want

I think I am in heaven right now.

Wait, a letter? Looking at the envelope on the table, I was curious. Turning it around, I saw that it was addressed to me with a wax seal of a burning bush. Weird.

Dear Ren Cruz,

You are chosen to be my representative in this world. You shall be the master of your fate, I merely wish that you will be a kind person that will help those in need. I have prepared these weapons and equipment for you, may it serve you well.

-Kyrios

I can only watch as the letter burn itself after I finished reading to reveal my weapons... Looking at the table, I can see several weapons and items come out of it.

"I think I am in love," I said as I watched the weapons gleaming in the light. Each weapon was beautiful in its own right.

Picking up the pair on the middle of the table, a pair of a sword and knife was a pair that I knew to use easily. The knife was beautiful, looking like it was meant to catch and deflect its prey while the sword was designed to be practical, durable, and to deal heavy damage. They felt perfect, not too heavy no too light.

'You have obtained an Espada y Daga'

'would you like to register it to the archive?'

'Y/N'

Hell yes, I will.

Quickly pressing the y button, I suddenly stopped. I still did not know what will happen. I could only watch as the pair disappeared on my hands.

"Why does this always happen to me?"

'Espada y Daga has been successfully registered to the Archive. Due to the registration, you are now able to store this weapon inside the great archive.,'

'Each weapon, equipment, or item will slowly be repaired while inside the great archive, the more damage it is, the longer it will take to repair it,'

Okay, luckily it was not that bad.

"Can I store anything inside the archive?"

'Yes, anything can be stored inside the Great Archive, although, it is advised to not store too much at a time. Right now, you can only store items that have a similar size to you or less,'

"Wait, you're different from earlier,"

'Yes, I am the interface of the Grand Archive, please call me Archie. And yes, I can't be bothered to think of a good name,'

"Okay Archie, so you're a computer living inside my head? Huh, neat,"

'Nice reference,'

"I like you more now,"

'thank you, sir, I do recommend that you keep the next batch of weapons near your person at all times,' Archie replied through a screen. Looking at them, I could see that they were disguised. Weapons disguised like those from Percy Jackson.

"Hey, Archie mind scanning this two for me? I have a feeling these two are more than they appear. Wait, can you scan them?" A screen appeared in front of him containing the skill's reply.

'Affirmative, Please wait for a few minutes,'

Looking over the remaining items, the ones that caught my attention is the pouch and the bracelet, a dagger, and a vial. I can see something gleam from inside the pouch. Taking it, I opened it curiously to reveal...

"Silver knives?" Taking one out, I can see that it gleamed with a beautiful shine from its silver blade. "Wait, is this pouch a hammerspace?" opening it, I dropped everything it held on the table, revealing thirty pieces of silver knives.

"Are they serious planning to make me an assassin?" These knives were beautiful and sharp. Each one pierced the wooden tables effortlessly. Holding one of them, they feel right to hold, easy to conceal.

Spinning around, I watched as the knife I held soar through the air and pierced through the wall. It embedded itself to the wall all the way through half of its handle.

"Very effective," These blades will be the envy of many people. Too bad it's mine. I feel the sadistic smile form on my face. Looking at the other three, I picked up and inspected the bracelet. It was designed like a paracord necklace that went around my neck.

'I have finished analyzing the items, master. It seems like the pouch contains thirty blessed silver knives more useful in hunting down monsters. Although, they will be the same as normal knives to a normal man or woman. The Necklace is made of virtually indestructible rope that is somehow linked to the knives. The vial contains a special liquid that is especially effective against any kinds of humanoid enemies, destroying them from the inside out, it is most possibly used in conjunction with the dagger. The dagger is a special weapon that can pierce any kind of magical protection,' The screen showed as it appeared in front of me.

Oh, come on! Why are people trying to make me an assassin?

"Well, a piece of advice young man. Try not to die and reach the last floor, it will be a way for you to come home," Turning around, I see an old man with red eyes look at me with a smile on his face.

"What the f-,"

"See you soon, Ren Cruz."

A scream escaped from my throat while I fell for who knows how long. Feeling something hit my back, I finally snapped out of my funk and saw that I was now in some sort of cave.

"Fuck, my back hurts," Groaning, I stood up and rubbed my back, it seems like the leather and chainmail softened the blow for me. Standing up, I immediately panicked, the edges of my new cape were tattered and my gauntlet was scratched along with my new boots.

"Where am I?" I asked while looking around. A scent erupted from somewhere, drawing me in closer to the place where it was located. Patting my body for some things, I saw the pouch that contained a hammerspace for silver knives, the dagger was sheathed on the back of my waist, hidden under the cape. The Necklace tucked in under the leather vest I wore with the vial acting as its pendant.

'Master, please be careful, I will start mapping the area as you explore more. I recommend that you take out your sword and dagger pair,'

'How d I do that?'

'Simple, just think of it and focus. The items will soon appear in your hand. It takes a bit of concentration when you do it like this, however with this method, it will be easier to do so,'

'Thanks, Archie,' Focusing on the pair of weapons I registered in the archive, a sword about half as tall as I am and a knife with its blade as long as my forearm.

"This sword would need a bit of adjusting," I said as I walked through the source of the smell only to freeze up. My throat quickly dried up, and I feel my cold sweat drop on my back. In front of me were figures I only thought I would see in books. I see a minotaur in front of me, blood coming out of its mouth. Behind it, I see several half-eaten corpses of what seems to be people.

"Lord, have mercy on me," I whispered as I stood my ground. Noticing me, the Minotaur charged while holding an ax made of stone.

Letting out a thunderous roar, I held my weapons tighter and glared at the minotaur.

This is it, Do or Die!

A single mistake will be fatal.

"Fuck no!" With a thunderous roar, I turned around and kicked off as hard as I could to run away from the minotaur in front of me. "Why did I have a red cape!" I shouted while using the surrounding area to slow down the minotaur while chucking my silver knives at it.

The outfit Ren is wearing is the abyss watcher uniform from dark souls while his sword and dagger are the Farron Greatsword with adjustments.

Props to those who will be able to find out the meaning of his weapons. I thought of giving it to Ren after I watched someone fck the fear turkey.

This timeline is several years before canon, and no, Ren will not have Freya's attention as a suitable lover, he will not be a Marty Stu, an overpowered douchebag, or some sort of overpowered person. He is just a somewhat lucky yet unlucky person.

Also, Ren will have a harem that includes some characters from other franchises and yes, his gamer is a heavily downgraded version that can only store and repair items, information, data, and others.

Ren's harem: (confirmed)

1. Hottest chooser of the slain. (seriously she is way hotter than big tits major. Why did the bunny dance get removed! WHY?!)

2. Lesbian nun and priestess (I just got the one the apocalypse simped for and damn is she hot)

3. Elves

And more! I will try to make their relationships natural and not forced or anything.

I will wish for either Eula or Ayaka... why are life's choices hard?!

And yes, if you find the connection of the weapons he has (except for the sword and knife duo,), it will be revealed what he will be...or will it.

Anyways, you guys can suggest girls for Ren's harem. (you can't vote for members in Bell's harem,)