"Oh, I just love diapers!" Toadette farted as she rubbed her big white, puffy diaper that stuck from the bottom of her pink dress, giggling as she had her hands on her gassy rear. "They're comfy and easy to wear!"
"Like shorts are?" Youngster Joey asked, with Toadette farting in his face as she was now making quite the gross mess.
Alas it was just another day of the stinky mushroom girl being gross; honestly did this really surprise anyone?
"Well no but this stuff happens regularly." Garfield spoke while eating lasagna. "It feels so mundane."
This was enough to trigger the mushroom girl to promptly farting on him; and what a regret it turned out to be.