Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly.
Author's note: This is dedicated to LoupDreams.
iNever happens
Sam Puckett is a liar.
You may think she's friends with Carly and Freddie, but she's soooo not.
Instead she's just pretending to like them.
Pam Puckett ( Sam's mommy ) has given Sam a mission.
And that mission is to fake friendship with Carly and Freddie for a few years and then...kill them both.
Sam is now ready to complete the mission.
"Freddie, do ya like me?" says Sam with a seductive smile.
"Yeah, Sam." says Freddie.
"Okay...too bad 'cause your life's comin' to an end." says Sam as she pull out the gun she kept hidden in the back of her pants.
She fire and kill Freddie.
"What? Sam, that was Freddie!" says Carly.
"Indeed and now it's your turn to die also. Bye, kid." says Sam as she fire and kill Carly too.
Sam smile in joy.
The mission is complete and Sam is happy because her mom has promised her a reward if this ever happened.
"They're dead..." says Sam, talking to herself.
Honestly it feels kinda weird in a bad sad way that Freddie and Carly are no longer alive.
She almost started to like them for real because she was pretending for years.
Sam walk home.
"Mom, it's done. Both of them are killed now." says Sam.
"Good job, girl. You truly deserve a reward." says Pam.
A black naked macho man enter the room.
He has a briefcase made of metal with him.
He hands it to Sam.
"Open it." says Pam.
Sam opens the briefcase and get heppy when she sees what's inside.
It is sixhundred thousand dollars in cash and 2 golden Italian pistols.
"Awww! Thanks, mama." says Sam with a cute smile.
"No problem. And girl, this man is Eric Stetson and he's gonna fuck ya." says Pam.
"Sexy." says a happy Sam.
"That's what you are." says Eric.
"Me like your dick." says Sam, looking at Eric's big dick.
Eric's dick is nearly 15 inches long.
"Nice. Let's fuck." says Eric.
"I'm ready." says Sam as she takes off her baggy sweatpants.
She wear no panties.
Sam is not a virgin, she's been fucked before, several times.
With a slutty smile, Sam lean her back against the old washing machine.
"Here we go, girl." says Eric as he slide his dick into Sam's sexy pussy and starts to fuck.
"Mmmm, shit, yeah!" moans a horny Sam.
"Give it to my girl. She can take it." says Pam, who know that Sam has a lot of sexual experience.
Eric fuck harder.
"Yeah, like that." says Pam.
"His dick is awesome, mama! Thanks!" moans Sam, all horny.
She clearly enjoy Eric's large black dick.
"You deserve it, Sam." says Pam.
"Fuckin' sexy! His dick is huge like a total horse-dick!" moans Sam.
"Almost. A horse would have a slightly bigger one." says Eric.
"Okay, but you're equipped and I love that damn much!" moans Sam.
"Thanks!" moans Eric.
"Yup, man!" moans Sam.
Eric fuck harder and Sam love it.
55 minutes later.
"Cum in me!" moans Sam.
Sam cannot get pregnant because she has no ovaries.
They've already been cut our over 4 years ago.
"Alright...fuck, yes!" moans Eric as he cum a lot deep in Sam's pussy.
"Holy shit...soooo damn sexy!" moans Sam as she get a big strong orgasm.
Pam was the one who payed to have Sam's ovaries removed, which Sam was happy about.
The reason they were cut out was so Sam could get cum in her pussy and still not get pregnant.
"Eric, perfect. You gave my Sam what she truly needed the most." says Pam.
"No problem, Mrs Puckett. Your daughter's fuckable and sexy." says Eric.
"Good." says Pam.
"Yeah, mama. It was fuckin' damn sexy and so much fun." says Sam.
Eric slowly pull out his dick from Sam's pussy.
"Thanks for fuckin' me." says Sam.
"I enjoyed it so I had nothing against it." says Eric.
"Awesome. You've a great dick." says Sam.
Sam lick Eric's dick clean.
"Yup." says Sam.
Eric smile as he put on his clothes.
Pam gives him something and then he leave.
"Mama, thanks for the money, pistols and bringin' a man to fuck me." says Sam.
"Ya deserve it, girl." says Pam.
The End.