Neo stormed into her apartment and Torchwick followed her in. She held up a sign [My hair is all black!]
Roman cradled his arm, "Neo, I was sure It would work this time!"
She glared at him, [Why are you so obsessed with her?]
He reeled his head back, "Little Red is my arch nemesis! Next time my cane launcher will take her out! MWAHAHA"
She slapped him with a sign, [Make cane jokes after I wash the soot out of my hair.]
Rubbing his cheek, "Fine Fine the lack of pink is freaking me out anyways"
Roman flopped onto his couch and whined, "HOW was I to know Zwei would fetch all my exploding canes!"
She twirled her burnt hair angrily, [How do you know her dog's name?]
"I've thoroughly done my research." Theatrically throwing his hands out, "I am THE criminal mastermind of all VALE!"
Shoving the sign in his face, [You got a crush on Ruby.]
He blustered and flushed, "How preposterous! You've officially snapped! See you are even holding me by knife point!"
Her small blade shook with rage over his artery [You are asking her on a date. I'm done ruining my hair for you.]
Roman busted into her dorm room "RED!" he was relieved to see she was alone.
She looked up from her comic book and jumped to her feet, "TORCHWICK how do you keep breaking into Beacon!"
He shrugged, "Security sucks. Cinder is skipping away with a thing called a relic." He pointed out the window revealing his boss's escape.
She tilted her head, "A what?"
"Don't know Red, seems old but not expensive old."
"Oh so who cares?" She thoughtfully tapped her book to her chin.
"I know right?" He boldly pointed at her, "ANYWAYS I am here to challenge you to a competition of wits and the loser must do whatever the winner asks."
She threw her comic book down, "I accept you fiend! So what is this challenge!"
A sly grin spread past his absurd bangs, "Poker."
Ruby holding her cards close to her face, "I warn you Torchwick, my uncle Qrow taught me how to play."
"He is the best in Mistral." He leaned in close his face an inch from hers, "But guess what little Red we are in Vale."
"Duh."
Torchwick bent over his forehead, pressed hard into the floor.
Red patted his hat, "Oh Torchwick. You lost 3 out of 3."
"You are a sore winner, insisting on the third round for my dignity. I am no match for your Branwen jeans"
She twisted her hips "They are cute right."
He blushed, "Very. So I guess I turn myself in to the police." He turned to walk out the door until he felt a hand grab his. He looked over his shoulder to see Red biting her lip.
"Um no."
Genuinely confused, "No? Then what do you wish for me to do?"
She gave him a hopeful glance, "Um would you maybe go on a date with me."
"What, really?"
A shy nod, he could see her starting to sweat nervous bullets.
A soft smile from the criminal, "Oh well then yes."
In the distance
Adam gives Blake a ton of cash
Weiss faints and Neo catches her. The mute is considering what a Schnee's prenup might look like.
Cinder calls upon the old gods and they both approve of this Rosewick and don't destroy the world.
Yang explodes.