"Elphie!"
Looking up from her book she was reading, Elphaba asked her best friend and roommate. "What?"
"Can you help me write a letter to Fiyero? Actually can you write it for me?"
"Why?" The green girl asked.
Galinda explains, "Well things have been weird between the both of us and I need your help! Can you write a letter to Fiyero?"
"Can't you just tell him how you feel?"
"Nope! Now get to writing!"
Elphaba sighs putting her book down and went over to her desk, pulls out a piece of paper and quill. She starts writing, "Dear Fiyero Tiggular-"
"The blonde stops her, "Write Dear Prince Fiyero!"
Elphaba rolled her eyes and changed it before writing in the most Galinda-like fashion.
Dear Prince Fiyero
We've been way too out of touch!
Things have been CRAZY!
And it stinks that we don't talk that much!
But I should tell you that I think of you each night!
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight!
"WHY WOULD YOU WRITE THAT!?" Galinda screeched while Elphaba cackled at what she just wrote.
"I'm just trying to tell the truth!" Elphaba laughed getting all carried away.
Galinda sighed really annoyed, "This needs to be perfect! This love letter needs to prove that I still want him in the romantic relationship! Just… I'll do it!"
She moves Elphaba off of her chair to her desk and fixes what she just wrote.
I've gotta tell you, life without you has been hard!
"Hard?" Elphaba asked confused, "You've only seen him just a few-"
Has been bad!
Galinda rewrote the last sentence.
"Bad?"
"You're right, not the right word," Galinda says and rewrote the last word.
Confusifying!
"Alright," Elphaba sighs giving up as Galinda continues to write.
And I miss talking about us and other stuff!
"Seriously Galinda? You could've just told him straight-"
"Hush up Elphie!"
I like you fifi!
"Fifi?"
Galinda says rewriting quickly, "I'll fix it."
I love you fifi!
Elphaba's eyes rolled in annoyance as the blonde continued to write.
But each day's another fight!
"We're you two fighting?" Elphaba asked slowly getting curious.
If you stop thinking things
Then everything might be alright!
The green girl then asks annoyed at the way it was written. "Thinking things?"
Galinda sighed loudly, "UGH! Just fix it!"
Elphaba takes her quill and fixed the letter.
If I stop wearing pink-
"Elphie!" Galinda shouts horrified at what she wrote. Elphaba smirked and changed it immediately.
If I stop pushing you
Then everything might be alright!
We may have grown apart
But deep in my heart
I'll turn it around
Wait and see
Elphaba continues to write for Galinda.
Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention!
It's easy to change if you give it your attention!
All you gotta do is just believe we can be who you want to be!
Sincerely-
"Wait! Write sincerely me!" Galinda says.
The green girl asked confused, "Why? Why not 'Galinda?'"
"Because obviously he knows that it's me!"
Elphaba sighed finishing the love letter.
Sincerely me!
"Done."
"Can you give it to him Elphie?" Galinda asked.
The green girl shook her head. "Why can't you do it?"
"Because it would be weird giving it to him myself. Please Elphie! Please! Please! Pretty please with a cherry on top!"
She gives Elphaba the pouty lip until her best friend gives in.
"Fine."
Galinda squeals with delight and the green girl winced at the noise she made. She got up and left her dorm.
She walked across campus to Briscoe Hall where Fiyero is. She was starting to feel like an idiot going to see him mainly just to give the love letter from his girlfriend. Galinda could've just told her feelings about each other to him.
When she made it to his dorm, she knocked on the door.
"Who is it?"
"It's Elphaba."
Just a millisecond later, the door opened revealing Fiyero.
"Why hello Elphaba!" He greets happily, "What's up?"
She replied by giving him the letter. "It's from Galinda."
Fiyero takes the letter and reads it as Elphaba prepares to leave.
"I'm heading back to my dorm now so if you'll excuse me-"
"Um Elphaba?"
"Yes?" The green girl asked.
The prince replies with a question, "Can you do me a favor?"
"Sure?"
Elphaba instantly regretted saying it because Fiyero asked, "Can you maybe bring my letter to Galinda as well?"
"Ugh. Fine. I can wait out here until you're finished," Elphaba says wishing that this can hurry up fast.
"Actually, can you help me?"
She groans, "Why me?"
"You know her more than me! So please?"
Elphaba frowned and walked in his dorm as she starts to write a letter for him.
Dear Galinda Upland
Yes, I also miss our talks
I've been thinking
And have been relaxing and talking walks.
"Wait, were you?" She asked curiously while writing.
The prince ignored the question and continues.
I'm writing essays of the most amazing trees
The green girl was again confused.
"Trees? Since when are you-"
Can't wait to get my environmental degree!
Elphaba stopped.
"I thought your majoring in-"
Fiyero just continues on.
It will be alright
Meet with me tonight
I'll turn it around
Wait and see!
Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention!
It's easy to change if you give it your attention!
All I'm gonna do is just believe we can be who I want to be!
Sincerely Me!
"Oh sweet Oz, again with the sincerely me crap! What happened to writing names?"
"Well she knows she's getting a letter from me right?" Fiyero asked raising his eyebrow.
Elphaba nodded.
"Then we don't have to right?"
She sighs and finishes the letter to Galinda. Suddenly she heard:
The green girl's hot!
"Wait what?"
"Nothing," Fiyero quickly said forgetting what just came out of his mouth. "I'll see you later?"
She then said with a small smile, "Yes."
With that, Elphaba walks out of his dorm heading back out on campus to Crange Hall.
Elphaba was going to her dorm but decides to pay Nessa a short visit since her room is on her way, so she went to Madame Morrible's private compartment finding Nessarose at her desk in her wheelchair.
"Fabala? Good afternoon!"
"Afternoon Nessa…"
"What brings you here?" Her younger sister asked.
"I was just heading back to the dorm but decided to stop by and see how you were doing first."
Nessa says, "I'm so glad you're here! I thought maybe you can take my letter and deliver it to Boq!"
"What? Why?"
"I want to thank him for the most wonderful night I have ever had in my life!" Nessa replies with a smile. "Can you help me?"
Getting annoyed at playing the messenger, she gives in, "Fine."
Nessa then writes down her letter.
Dear Boq Munchkin
Thank you for being my date!
She finished rather quickly and gave it to Elphaba.
"Please take it to him?"
The green girl nodded hoping this is the last time. She takes it, bidding Nessa a farewell before going back to her dorm in Crange Hall.
"Miss Elphaba?"
She turned seeing Boq coming toward her.
"Master Boq? I was just going to find you. I have a letter for you from Nessa," she says giving the letter to him.
He takes it, reads it and says, "Thank you Miss Elphaba. Um, can I ask you a favor?"
"I would but-"
Boq cuts her off giving her a letter as well, "Can you send this to Miss Galinda?"
"Fine," Elphaba said officially drawing a line.
She takes another letter leaving Boq and heads back to her dorm where Galinda is sitting on her chair at the vanity mirror brushing her hair. She finally turns around.
"Elphie! Did Fiyero like my letter?"
"Yes, and he wrote back, Boq also sent you one as well."
She gives both letters to Galinda who reads Boq's first.
Dear Galinda Upland
I hope it's never too late
To tell you about us
Don't want to make a fuss!
And not because I'm sad
No not because I'm sad!
I'm not, But I am glad!
I had a lovely time with Nessarose!
Well anyway…
I just think of you every day!
Galinda finishes, "Sincerely me! Oh Boq!"
"Wait… How do you know it's from Boq? His name isn't on the bottom?" Elphaba asked still confused.
The blonde replied reading Fiyero's letter, "Because I can tell!"
Elphaba scoffs at that and went to sit on her bed pulling out a book to read but Galinda stopped her.
"Hey Elphie?"
The green girl looks up. "Yes?"
"Do you think you can send this to Boq as well," Galinda asked holding up her letter which she wrote:
You just think of me every day?
I wouldn't have it any way!
After hearing that, Elphaba who was very annoyed and frustrated got up and immediately took the blonde's wrist and she yelps, "Elphie!"
"You know what!? Why don't you tell him yourself!?" Elphaba nearly shouts dragging Galinda out of the dorm room going out to central campus by the fountain where Boq and Fiyero are.
"Master Boq, Galinda has something important that she has to say to you!" Elphaba says facing Galinda in front of Boq.
Boq then asked a little awkward, "Yes Miss Galinda?"
Galinda then giggles, "Well I did it! I managed to get Elphie our of our dorm to join us!"
"Wait just a clock tick!"
The three turn to the green girl who is clearly livid.
She starts slowly, "You mean to tell me that I have wasted my entire afternoon playing the part as the messenger to everyone here and now you tell me that this was all just some silly plan to get me out of my dorm!?"
"Well," Galinda explains, "You've been cooped up in your room reading, the least I can do is make you come out of your shell!"
Elphaba points her finger to Boq and Fiyero saying, "You two are involved in this!?"
Boq and Fiyero nodded feeling slightly guilty.
"And Nessa is also involved in this?"
"Yes."
Trying not to explode and have her magic unleashed, she gives up starting to walk away back to Crange Hall.
"Where are you going?" Fiyero asked. curiously.
"I'm going to bed. Goodnight!" Elphaba shouts clearly angry and exhausted about the whole thing.
Boq points out to the sun that's still shining in the sky above campus. "It's not even dark yet-"
"Goodnight!"
Fuming, Elphaba walks into her dorm and was going to collapse on her bed and finish reading. She notices a little note sitting on top of her book. She picks it up, unfolds it and reads, "Dear Elphaba Thropp…"
Cause all that it takes is a little reinvention
It's easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely
PS.
Miss you dearly
Sincerely Me
Sincerely Me
Sincerely Me
Fed up the sincerely me crap and not caring about where it came from (probably Galinda), Elphaba crumbled it, tossed it to the other side of the room and buried her head in her pillow wishing that she didn't have crazy friends to begin with.
Sincerely Me!
And there you all have it folks! I hope you all enjoyed it! I love both Wicked and Dear Evan Hansen and I have never seen a fanfic combining just the two together! I don't own the both of them! I wrote all of this at 1 in the morning last night! Lol!
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