requirements:

-includes arthurian legend characters

-includes at least one legendary weapon

-has extra non-arthurian characters


If you were to ask Dylan what things he hates the most, his list goes as follows, from most hated to least:

Being royalty, Arthur, and the Knights of the Round Table.

In short, Dylan doesn't hate many things, but he certainly hates being royalty. One example is being perfectly demonstrated right now.

Arthur is the eldest sibling, and is therefore king, while Dylan and his other siblings are simply princes. However, many citizens didn't like Arthur due to his sour temper and abnormally large eyebrows.

A princess from France was sent to woo Arthur into marriage, but she was a half-witted bilgesnipe who ended up wooing Arthur's brother, Alasdair, instead. Naturally, Arthur was pissed, and Dylan ended up having to be a mediator.

His stubborn brothers still refused to talk to each other, while Seamus and Aidan never ceased to poke fun at Dylan for it. He was at the end of his rope, and just wanted to sleep for five minutes please.

Now, Dylan sat in the throne room, some kind of 'mandatory meeting' with the King of France. Apparently, the King was not happy with Arthur's apparent rejection of his sister, and decided to march straight up to his castle and demand a meeting.

Only issue now was, both Kings hated each other to the point of violence.

Not real violence, of course, just 'glaring across the table at each other so viciously that the very walls of the castle began to melt' kind of violence. It even made Arthur's most treasured knight, Lancelot, leave the room. Several knights had to help Merlin tape Mordred's mouth shut to avoid him insulting the French King.

His brothers were making bets on if the Kings would kiss each other, the sexual tension between them was thick enough to cut with a hot knife. That was how chaotic his siblings were in moments like these.

The meeting wasn't even about the princess anymore, who was oblivious to the setting and had latched herself on to Alasdair. Now it was about how annoyingly thick Arthur's skull was and how it somehow carried over to his eyebrows. The two were so heavily engaged in shouting that the French king - who was named Francis, according to a pissed off Arthur - hissed an insult in Latin that shocked the whole room into silence.

Prince Dylan was never so glad that the only languages he knew were his brothers and his own country's language. Latin never particularly interested Dylan.

The meeting ended shortly after, as Aidan had to pull a feral King Arthur away from Excalibur before he ran King Francis through.

Needless to say, the Knights of the Round Table never let Arthur live it down.

One of the more powerful ones, named Mordred and brother to Merlin, mercilessly teased Arthur as Merlin fake cried and tried to drag his brother away.

By the end of this week, Dylan had the feeling that he'd have a chronic migraine just because of his chaotic family. And if Alasdair didn't stop putting itching powder on his soap, Dylan might just murder someone. And if Lancelot kept staring at him with that concerned look, bad things will happen to that knight.