Summary: that he gave his only children so that we may have eternal life. After Kakashi is killed by Pain, he wakes up in another world with more chakra than he started with and armed to the teeth. At first, he is perfectly content to read porn, kill grimm, evil people, and save the innocent. Kakashi always knew he would have to sacrifice everything to create peace in this new world and it is through his sacrifice that eternal life is possible.
Notes: Godlike!Kakashi, SometimesCold!Kakashi, Kakashi's MS abilities will be Susanoo', Kamui vacuum, and tsukuyomi. Kakashi will be able to copy some semblances. OOC!Kakashi. More Naruto characters will show themselves as time goes on. Kakashi's entrance to Remnant will be very short. Chapter one has a lot of time skips. Not a crack fic but there will be some plot holes in the first two chapters. Sad to say, but I'm not a professional writer and I don't have a beta.
Chapter 1: Prologue: My two children.
Kakashi looked up and the sky knowing this was the end for him. He was trapped under rubble and he was too tired to try and escape. Not like it mattered, though. It was too heavy to even bother.
The orange haired man with rinnegan eyes and a black cloak with ready clouds looked at Kakashi with a hint of respect. "You have fought well, Copy Ninja. But this is where it ends." Using his control over gravity, he sent a nail into Kakashi's brain. Killing him instantly.
'Obito...Rin...I'm coming…' Kakashi closed his eyes for what he hoped was the last time. 'Perhaps...the next time around…'
In a land that could be called heaven, a man looked down at the area where Kakashi was killed with a sad smile. The man had suffered so much and now he will suffer once more because of the actions of others. The man closed his eyes and took a deep breath. "I'm sorry Kakashi….but I'm gonna have to ask you to make one more sacrifice. The world you're going to will end if someone doesn't do something. Live, Kakashi….And do what the people down there cannot. " The man created Kakashi's old ANBU gear, gave him some extra weapons, and more chakra. "I'm sorry...Kakashi….but that's all I can do."
The moment Kakashi felt a rock hurting his back, he knew something was wrong. He died. Every shinobi knows they are about to die when they can no longer sense their own chakra. That being said, why did he now have mid-kage level reserves? Kakashi opened his eyes and noticed that his ANBU gear, multiple sets of kunai and shuriken, and ninja wire were sitting beside him. 'Alright, what's going on? Only 10 people on the planet know I was in the ANBU and three of them are dead.' Nevertheless, Kakashi sealed everything into the empty storage scrolls he always had on hand, pulled out his book, and started walking.
A few hours later, Kakashi sensed people, a lot of people. Upon investigation, they all looked human except the random animal appendage in one spot or another. 'Interesting. Never seen that before.' Kakashi kept himself hidden and decided to observe them. If it got violent, he would intervene. If not, then he would walk away.
"For too long we have been beaten, raped, enslaved, tortured, and oppressed. Now it's time to take back our freedom and maybe give them a taste of their own medicine."
The large crowd started to cheer and that worried Kakashi to the point where he slipped into his ANBU uniform just in case.
"Ten miles behind me is one of Vale's most popular tourist attractions. So why don't we really give them something to watch? Like their own deaths!"
At this point, Kakashi decided to cut in using the body flicker to appear in the middle of everyone. "You really don't want to do that."
"A human! Get him!"
Kakashi did not look amused even though you couldn't see it. "You don't want to do this." The animal people didn't stop attacking him. "Fine. Have it your way." Kakashi used the body flicker to appear behind them and opened his left sharingan eye. "Shinobi battle skills; number one. Taijutsu."
Kakashi utterly decimated them. He was too fast, too strong...too experienced, too ruthless, too...shinobi. His punches broke ribs, his kicks cracked skulls, and his elbows broke necks but there were just so many of them. Kakashi counted 400 but he cut them down to 320 ish.
"Shinobi battle skills; number two. Ninjutsu." Kakashi went through the hand signs for the great fireball jutsu at lightning speed and when the jutsu went off, the fireball was the size of a two story house and killed 200 of them instantly. Those who survived were badly burned. But Kakashi wasn't done. He activated the chidori even when the survivors of the fireball started to run. Kakashi's sharingan combined with his insane speed and the piercing power of chidori slaughtered what was left of the small army.
Kakashi didn't know it but...his actions just changed the world.
Three days later, Rose-Xiao-Long Household
Tai looked at the TV with wide eyes. Someone slaughtered 400 White Fang terrorists and quite brutally if the pictures were to be believed. He had to call Ozpin. He pulled out his scroll and dialed the number "Hey, Oz. It's me. Turn on the TV."
"Okay...what's the matter?" Asked Ozpin in a worried tone.
"Just look at the news."
Ozpin did as he was told and was mortified. "I haven't seen images like that since the great war. Who could have done that?"
"Salem?" Asked Tai.
"Doubtful. This isn't her style and it's highly unlikely that she would shoot herself in the foot like this. The White Fang is too valuable to her."
"Do you have a name, a face, an alias, a voice recording damnit?!"
"Yes and no. All we know is that it's a male and he wears some sort of mask. We don't know his height, build, or hair color and the footage was ½ corrupted. " Ozpin paused. "I have to go now. Don't tell your kids. Neither of us will forgive ourselves if they try to hunt this man down."
"Will do. Bye." Tai hung up and called his girls over.
Meanwhile with Kakashi
Kakashi was on edge and had been for the last several hours. As he tree-hopped through the forest, the colors got duller and duller and then the trees and plants started to look like something sucked the life out of them. He had no idea who or what did this but he knew it wasn't a ninja. He ruled that out the moment he caught a glimpse of planes and other pieces of technology although he still hadn't found the capitol just yet. The map he stole of the leader certainly helped and he would have gone straight to the City of Vale but something was calling him and he couldn't ignore it.
After a few more hours, Kakashi arrived at his destination but wished he got there sooner. The buildings were in ruins, bodies were scattered throughout the village, and the area around it was void of all vegetation. Kakashi's senses alerted him to two children hiding under a building. "I know you're under there and I'm going to ask you to come out." Even though Kakashi was still in his ANBU garb, his tone was soft to help calm them down. "Relax. I'm here because of the carnage in front of you. For what it's worth...I'm sorry."
Two minutes later, a young boy; about five years old, came out of hiding. "Alright, I'm out. Now what do you want with us?" His voice was small yet firm.
"You are very brave." Kakashi got down to his level and saw another girl. "You are willing to sacrifice yourself for your friend behind you." The boy got really nervous but Kakashi gently grabbed his hands. 'I only wish someone did these things to me.' "Relax. I respect that more than anything. A friend once told me that those who break the rules are scum. That's true. But those who abandon their comrades and friends are worse than scum."
The boy in a green Mistralian shirt, white pants and sandals looked at him with admiration. "I think I understand."
"I know you do. If you didn't, you would have shoved your friend out first. What is your name?"
"Lie Ren. Call me Ren."
"Good work, Ren. Please call your friend out."
Ren nodded. "Nora, it's okay."
A girl covered in dirt with the same outfit as Ren but a pink top slowly came out and hid behind the taller boy.
Kakashi smiled and was about to say something but he sensed something dark nearby. "Go back under that building and don't make a sound. If I am not back in four hours, then I am most likely dead." Kakashi gave each of them a kunai. "This knife is sharper than anything else you'll get your hands on. Don't put your hands too close to the blade and don't use this on your friends. Now stay here." They kids nodded and watched as the gray armored masked man walked towards the ugly sound.
Kakashi saw the grimm a few minutes later and swore. 'Too close to the kids. I'll have to keep the ninjutsu to a minimum.' The half demon horse, half man demon screeched but Kakashi didn't flinch but he bet the kids did. For some reason it didn't see Kakashi yet. 'Let's change that.' "Hey! Tall, dark, and fucking ugly! Wanna dance?!" The thing screeched and charged Kakashi at mid chunin speed. 'Well that worked.'
Kakashi was taken by surprise when the monster's arms got longer and spun in a circle to try and take his head off. He dodged by jumping backwards and noticed something odd. He didn't stop after he got out of the way. 'Alright, I have to know.'
Kakashi got within arms reach and it tried the same thing. Needless to say, Kakashi dodged the same way but when he landed, he started counting the seconds before the grimm's arms stopped swinging. '1...2...3...4...5…Five seconds. That's all I need.'
Doing the same thing again and tricking the monster into doing the same thing, he did something the monster did not expect. He ran towards the underbelly but he couldn't stop his arms in time. Allowing Kakashi to put a chidori through its gut. Unfortunately, all this did was slow it down and piss it off. Kakashi also found something interesting. Organs and octets of them. This gave Kakashi an idea. 'So, you got 72 torso organs. Well, now matter how many hearts you have, if you only got one brain.' Kakashi threw an explosive kunai that blinded the monster and plunged a chidori in the monster's head; killing it instantly.
To his surprise, it started to dissipate. 'Oh well. It's no longer a danger and that's all that matters.' Kakashi walked back to where the kids were hiding. "Sorry about that." The kids came out with looks of awe and saw the corpse still evaporating. "I take it that this is what killed your family?"
They children nodded.
"I see. But they can now rest in peace. The monster that took everything from them is now rotting in hell." Kakashi didn't expect it, but they ran to him and hugged his legs and thanked him. "There is no need to thank me. You should be more worried about what you will do now."
The children were saddened at this but Kakashi's brilliant mind came up with an idea. It was risky...but if the risk paid off...he would have two unstoppable warriors with excellent morals and unrivaled skill in one area of their choice. "Unless...you come with me." The children brightened at this but Kakashi stopped them from talking. "But I warn you. Should you join me, you will walk the path of murder and deception. I am a good person who does bad things for the good of humanity." Kakashi paused to let that sink in. "So I ask again. Can you walk the killer's path?"
The children shared a look but they knew what they had to do. They had already seen a little piece of war. "We can." They said together.
"But before we do, what do we call you?" Asked Nora.
"For now, call me Wolf." Kakashi looked at the sky. "Who knew I would willingly become a teacher again? Are you watching...Minato….Rin…?"
Well? What do you think? Did you like the bible reference or do I need to rewrite this chapter? I'll dedicate a chapter to the first person who can figure out where that comes from and no, you're not allowed to answer with "the Bible". Remember to leave a review. That place is dead.