THE MYSTERIOUS CREATURE

(a hololive story)

It was sudden...a shadowy figure with long appendages emerging from its back looking like spider legs started to attack vtubers…

-kyaaa!-korone screamed, while the creature tried to stick one of its appendages inside korone's mouth

-koro-san!-okayu screamed, trying to help.

Korone evaded the appendages of that creature and started to punch it, making it go away apparently hurt. After that, okayu asked:

-what was that? A listener with a new set of yubis?-and laughed

-okayu!-she smiled, and said: -i...i don't know what was that-

After that, they went to hololive HQ where they found pekora and subaru fighting against the creature.

-what the fuck is this?-pekora asked angrily trying to evade the harassment of the creature's appendages

-shuba!-subaru screamed, summoning a spiritual being looking like her, but extra...muscular, who screamed:

-alright!-

The apparition emerged from subaru's body; attacking the intruder, and making it retreat again. After that, korone asked:

-cool, subaru...that was a stXnd?-

-shuba, of course not! Oh...nice to find you, listen. We have trouble...-

-yeah, we just had recently been attacked by that...thing-korone said

-not that...but this is a problem too. I mean…-

-she's trying to say that a dying girl appeared in the entrance of the building-pekora said

-what?-okayu asked surprised

-just come on…!-pekora ordered

In the resting room, fubuki was making company to a slender girl dressed with rags who looked pretty weak; like she was about to die. The girl had black hair and an old bowl in her bony hands

-who's she?-korone asked

-she appeared in the entrance. She was trying to warn us about a creature…-fubuki answered

-i just need some rest, please...-the girl said

-so, so...rest in here-fubuki agreed

After a couple of hours, the girl woke up. All the girls got around her. Fubuki asked her:

-do you feel better?-

-yes...thank you-

-so...what's your name?-okayu asked

-you can call me H...-

-H? well…that doesn't sound pretty pure-subaru said

-really, subaru?-fubuki said kinda angery

-sorry, shuba…-

-what do you know about that creature? You were trying to warn us but you fell unconscious-pekora said

-yes...it's been a difficult day for me. That creature is a embodiment of certain evil. I was trying to get close to it, to reach it with my plate, but i've failed to keep its rhythm-

-ah...so that's why you keep that ugly old plate with you!-subaru said

-so...if we touch that monster with the plate everything will be fine, right?-korone asked

-maybe you couldn't believe it, but, yes…-H said

-well...it seems that this is a case for officer subaru and hololive gamers!-subaru said

-wait! We should eat something first, nano!-luna said while she was entering the resting room

-luna-chan!-pekora said

-well, you should check outside. something weird is going on…-luna added

Subaru looked into the window, and the landscape outside was strange: mounds of raw food were piling in the streets, filled with flies and bugs

-yabai!-subaru exclaimed

-what's up, subaru senpai?-pekora asked

-there's a lot of raw food in the street. That's absolutely gross!-

Meanwhile, in the kitchen. Luna was making H some food. She was preparing takoyaki. H looked at luna's recipe with great interest.

-what's that liquid you put in before throwing the food?-

-you mean the oil?-

-oh!…-H said astonished

Luna laughed

-what's so funny?-H asked

-is just that….nevermind-

Luna gave the food to the girl, and she started eating. After a couple of bites, H exclaimed:

-delicious!-

-right?-

-you're so good in this-

-is not the big deal, nanora-she said blushing

-all the girls here look like that they get along so well…-

-well...we're all friends here. What about you? Where did you come from?-

-i'm...from a country far away from here-

-the girls said you knew the monster that was attacking everyone-

H kept silent for a moment. Luna said:

-sorry...i didn't mean to bother you-

-no. it's good. You see. That thing...was born from an accident. It was all my fault. I know that i can take it where it belongs when it touches this old plate, but...i don't know if i could be able to…-

-don't worry. We can help you…-

-you will?-

-of course...you look like a good girl. What kind of accident make something like that?-

-it's...hard to explain at this moment-

-well...ready to go!-subaru said too excited

-you look really excited for all this, don't you, peko?-pekora said

-well...it's something pretty exciting, a mysterious creature who leaves mounds of raw food around? We need to get to the bottom of this!-

-well...i'm curious too. If its a demon, can i kill it with a chainsaw?-korone asked

-aren't you afraid that it could be a true demon and try to take your soul, peko?-pekora asked

-koro-san is stronger than she looks-okayu said

-thank you okayu…-korone added

-luna is strong...she won't go easy with monsters-luna said

-i'm happy to get your help, people-H said

-well...it would be nice if you tell us more about that creature-fubuki said while she was putting some glasses

-sasuga, fubuki-senpai. Always assuming the role of the leader, peko!-pekora said

-well..that thing likes to experiment with strange stuff...it's some kind of evil scientist-

-what does it make with the food?-fubuki asked

H was thoughtful about the answer. After keeping silent, she said:

-it's better not to imagine things right now…-

The girls reached a place like a forest filled with mounds of food everywhere. In a forest clearing there was the creature; it seemed bigger than before, and it was trying to mix raw pieces of meat with melted cheese. Luna was holding H's mysterious plate.

-wow...there it is!-fubuki pointed out

-ok...it looks bigger, isn't it, peko?-

-what is it doing?-subaru asked

-it seems that is trying to...prepare something-luna answered

-yubi yubi!-korone screamed, going right into the battle

-koro-san...watch out!-okayu exclaimed

The creature looked to korone and used one of its appendages to hit her, and send her away. Okayu went to save korone

-are you okay, koro-san?-

-thanks, okayu-

-it's my turn now!-subaru screamed

-watch out, subaru-chan!-fubuki said

H looked the scene eagerly from the distance. Could "it" be defeated? It seemed pretty big now. Maybe she wasn't neccesary after all. No. "it" needed to learn a valuable lesson. The creature was making a big mistake, and it had to learn it the bad way.

-chiwaaaa!-subaru screamed, while she was running to the monster. A big astral projection looking like her but with more muscles and a big smile, screamed:

-alright!-

The projection attacked the creature, taking it down to the floor, making it release the blob of raw meat and cheese it was holding. When it hit the floor, subaru's astral projection started to punch repeatedly the creature, while subaru screamed happily:

-ORA ORA ORA ORA!-

The fierce assault weakened the creature. After that, subaru said:

-you're not so tough, uh? It's your turn now, luna-chan!-

-w...what?-luna asked worried

-you have the plate, don't you? Go there and touch the creature with it!-

-do i really have to?-luna asked, looking the old and dirty plate in her hands

-do you want me to do it, better?-subaru asked

-no...i'm not a baby, nanora...i'm a grown-up woman. I can handle this!-she said

Luna made her way to the creature's sides and said:

-n...naaaaaaa!-touching the creature nervously with the plate while she kept her eyes closed

Subaru made dissapear the astral projection and started to walk back home calmly. Fubuki said:

-where do you go?-

-we're done here, don't we?-

-no, look at that...-

The creature was still in the floor. And luna still was touching it with the plate and her eyes closed. Fubuki said:

-something's wrong...-

-hmm...H said that we just needed to touch that thing with the plate-

-no. i get it now...this is my mission. And i have to end it-H said

-are you sure?-fubuki asked pretty worried

-you look kinda weak-subaru said

-but...it is still on the ground. Let me try it now that it's lying down-H begged

-well...luna, give H the plate-fubuki ordered

-o...ok, nanora-

Luna gave H the plate, and she tried to get on the creature's chest

-w...watch out H. it could be dangerous!-subaru said

-don't worry! I'll be fine-

The creature woke up right in that moment, and said, with a gutural voice:

-YOU!-

-well...i'm here now. And it seems that your plan failed, isn't it?-

-GRRR!-

-you should know better. It was a failed plan from the beginning...-

-I DON'T NEED...-

-yes! You NEED me!-

Subaru and the rest looked them chat. pekora asked:

-what's going on, peko?-

-w...where have you been?-fubuki asked angrily

-i was...keeping a safe distance, peko-

-subaru took charge of everything. Don't nag pekora-subaru said

-hmm….-fubuki grunted

-YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN A NUISANCE!-the monster said

-maybe. But we can't live without each other. I need your weirdness and you need my skills...we need each other...we need to coexist-

-g...girls...are you thinking the same as i do?-fubuki asked after lowering her ears worried

-subaru doesn't get it…-

-if we're together, we can be stronger than we ever been before, remember? Now...I give you...-H said with a kinda grim smile

-MY...BIG RED HEART!-the creature answered

-yabai!-pekora screamed

-stop them!-subaru screamed

But it was too late...H touched the creature with the old plate and both of them; H and the monster, dissapared in a shining explosion of white light. Everyone looked at the place where the two of them have been before. It could be discerned the figure of a girl: she was dressed in a black victorian outfit with a long skirt. she was blonde with two ponytails swinging in the wind and was backwards to everyone. The girl turned around to face everyone, revealing a medical eye patch with a heart over it in one of her eyes. The girl was holding a white plate with a hot substance inside it. the girl made a creepy stare with a strange smile and said only two words:

-HAACHAMA-CHAMA!-

Everyone were surprised. Luna made the first commentary:

-naaaaaa! i knew it! You were haachama all the time!-

-w...what the hell?-korone asked

-yeah, peko. What's this?-

-she didn't want to understand...that you can't just simply give people raw food...even craziness has some standards -haachama said

-what's on the plate?-subaru asked

-...a very good recipe. Spider ramen!-haachama said

-what does this mean?-okayu asked

-i was trying to make some delicious dishes. But she kept insisting that raw food would be better. We had a discussion and we part ways. But...she didn't understand that we need each other. Now i have a fresh cooked dish to give to my friends!-haachama(?) said

-oh...y'know? I'm not hungry right now-okayu tried to excuse herself

-but girls...you don't have any choice...you HAVE to try it!-

Haachama moved with an impossible speed, and tried to stuff a spoonful of her soup in okayu's mouth. Okayu evaded the attack, but haachama moved too fast, sending quick movements of her hand to reach okayu's mouth, who tried her best to avoid it. korone screamed:

-leave okayu alone!-

Korone received a spoonful of soup by surprise. And it was so fast that she swallowed everything. Subaru summoned her spiritual clone, who was slapped to the oblivion by haachama. Pekora asked pretty scared:

-what's going on, peko? Why she's so strong?-

-finally i could gather all these things. Now i have too many ingredients to make new dishes for everyone! And you'll try them!-

Okayu was helping korone, and asking her:

-koro-san...are you ok? Please, don't let me!-

-okayu...-

-are you poisoned?-

-no, actually...haachama's cooking is kinda tasty-

-but...that was a spider soup!-

-yeah...but it's kinda good-

-wow...-

Everyone were around haachama, who smiled smugly at her vision of victory against all resistance to try her food. Nobody would escape of trying her haachama cooking...nobody-

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