Demon school, Meet the agent of Chaos

by Artzilla406

Koan, ryuko and the group has finished Honnōji Academy and defeated their enemy. But their next school is fill with demons along their new friends. irumi sukuzi, the step grandaughter of a demon. Now the agent of choas will make the demon school goes upside down and face old and new faces of enemies return"

We now see Lilith sitting on a nice table with some tea and snakes chuckling, across from her is a very tall old man who is bald, has two large horns on the side of his head, pointed ears, a large nose, a white handlebar mustache. A pair of glasses sits at the top of his nose, and always obscure his eyes, despite being tiny. Long dark purple fingernails, wears a dark purple suit with long coattails and a white-furred collar with what appears to be the skull of a large bird in place of a tie or bow tie.

Lilith: oh Sullivan, it's great to see that you're still the same as ever.

Sullivan: oh come now, you hardly changed at all Lily, you're still beautiful even in demon school everyone is falling for you and fear you at the same time.

Lilith: oh that was just a thousand years ago, I'm married and have a wonderful child. (covered her mouth) Oh I'm so sorry!

Sullivan: You have a child!? how wonderful! And how is lord hikaru doing?

Lilith: oh he's doing wonderfully, I remembered you three tried to stop me, but well you know with me being me and all.

Sullivan: oh we know, you're still the hard headed woman.

Lilith: oh please, so how have you been doing? Well I hope.

Sullivan: Well I have wonderful news that you will love!

Lilith: Well come on now, tell me, I'm dying to know!

Sullivan: I adopted a human girl to be my granddaughter!

Lilith: OH WOW! Congratulations! Who's the lucky girl?

Sullivan: irumi Suzuki.

Lilith: Wait, I know her and her parents. (begin smile sweetly of the last part)

Sullivan: oh, you do?

Lilith: yep, (start to grow a dark aura) they're in my 'special' list for me to torment the moment they die. I have lots of 'games' for us to play. (giggled 'sweetly')

Sullivan: (clap his hands) I'm glad that your bloodthirst has never left your side lily.

Lilith: Well you know me, what plan do you have with your granddaughter?

Sullivan: oh wondrous things lily! I'll get to feed her, give her everything she desires, spoiler rotten, and will enroll her to my academy! Oh we'll have so much fun together!

Lilith: oh I do to my little imp all the time! Oh I got an idea! How about my son and his girlfriends joining your granddaughter to your academy. He is her guardian!

Sullivan: that sounds like a wondrous idea lily! But I'll keep an eye on him since I am now irumi's grandpa!

Lilith: oh don't worry you get to know him, besides it was great to have grandkids, made from him and his counterpart genetic, and he was a great hero and made so many friends.

Sullivan: oh then why didn't you say so, I'll make arrangements to get him with my Irumi right away!

Lilith: um, before that, I have some ideas for him, (flick out a phone) just let me make a few calls.

Meanwhile

In a gray building is someone in the office chilling, a very lanky jester-like imp with a pointed tail who conversely has wide-proportioned hands, pointed feet with a boot-like heel, and a narrow head with curved horns. His eyes have black lines running down the eyelids and his sclera is yellow with a red iris. Has crimson skin with trace white blotches that cover his right eye and the tip of his tail, black-and-white striped horns with black spines between them running to his tail, and black stripes around his tail. A heart-shaped skull symbol rests on his forehead. He wears a torn black collared coat with red buttons, black boots incidentally sharing the same shape as his feet, and large black gloves with yellow eyes on them. also has a red skull charm around his neck.

In a red motel is an imp who is fairly tall, possessing a dragonic/lizard-like face with a gold tooth in his mouth. He has faded red skin, bright yellow eyes, a small black mustache, has white hair with a pair of horns striped black and white. Striker's horns point upward and his horn pattern is more jagged. His tail has 4 black stripes at the base, with 8 spines lined up on them, and one on his tail fork. Striker's attire resembles that of a southern cowboy, with a stereotypical brown sun hat, cowboy boots, and a light red scarf around his neck. He wears a black shirt with a dark navy vest, on top is a light gray jacket with black cuffs. His pants, which are also light gray, are shown to be ripped by his thighs. Striker is also commonly seen holding a straw of wheat in his mouth. he's chilling at his bed and got his phone.

He is lazing around in his office till a phone rings and he picked it up.

Imp: this is blitz, tell me what the hell you want.

Lilith: oh blitzo, is not very polite to say hello, i thought i taught you manners.

Blitz went pale with his eyes wide in fear, pupils shrink and fall down at the ground while sweating bullets crazy, this made the other imp confused and picked up the phone.

Imp cowboy: hello, striker speaking.

Lilith: hello striker, it's been a while.

This made Striker fall off guard as well, he got up and cleared his throat and dusting himself.

Striker: m-madam Lilith, m'ah most sincerest apologies for not recognizing your voice Ma'am.

Lilith: It's alright Striker dear, now please return the phone to Blitzo.

Striker: y-yes ma'am.

Striker quickly passed the phone to blitz.

Lilith: you sure have some little imp guts to address me like that even in hell.

Blitz: l-look Madam Lilith, I am currently working with my company and was expecting some sinners wanting me and the gang to kill a person top side, so I am so sorry for addressing you like that, heh heh, it was a slip of a tongue.

Lilith: and I'll slip my hand when you lose a tongue.

Blitz:( gulp) yes mam! Goddess mam! P-permission to speak?

Lilith: permission granted.

Blitz: h-how may i be a service with you.

Lilith: I would like you and your team alone with that darling little hellhound to accompany my son.

Blitz: you have a son?!

Lilith: yes, with hikari.

Blitz: please pardon my language madam, but that white winged guy who hangs out with those pussies up in heaven?

Lilith: What was that?

Blitz: u-u-um… I mean that lovely man you married?

Lilith: yes and we have a son, (dangerous voice) is there a problem with me married to a sorcerer Archaneplhim? Including having a son? (make all hell area almost crack of the voice)

Blitz: n-no no Madam Lilith, i-it's just with the executioners that showed up every fucking year and the fucking cherubs that tried to mess up with a job that we had, so it's nothing to do with your husband or your son.

?: what's going on sir?!

Blitz: (cover the speaker) shut the fuck up Moxxy!

Lilith: Is that Moxxy?

Blitz: (to the phone) yes madam is Moxxie.

Lilith: bring her here, I wish to talk to her and Millie.

Blitz: yes ma'am (cover the phone and turn around) Moxxie! Millie! Uh...madam lady lilith wanna speak with you two!

Opening the door is an imp demon with red skin and white freckles on her cheeks. Her white pointy hair leads up to his curvy black and white striped horns. She also has yellow sclera with black slit pupils. The imp has a long red thin tail with a quadrilateral barb at the end, as well as lanky digitigrade legs ending in what appears to be cloven red hooves, reminiscent of artiodactyls. She wears a navy-black coat with red buttons and white cuffs, black pants, a white shirt that has a black turtleneck, a large red bow-tie, and fingerless gloves.

Moxxy: m-madom lilith?

Then bursting through the office window door is an Imp with a short stature and a long demonic tail with white markings. She has red skin, eyes with yellow scleras and black pupils, and long black eyelashes that extend beyond the sides of her hair. Has two black horns with three thin white stripes and greyish-black hair worn in a messy bob style and bangs that cover half of her right horn. She has a beauty mark on her left cheek and a gap between her front teeth. Wearing black lipstick, a simple black choker, a cold-shoulder black crop top with gold buttons where the straps at the top meet the torso piece, torn black pants, fingerless black gloves, and black footwear that does not cover her hoof-like toes.

Millie: MADAM LILY!?

Lilith: (on speaker) MOXXY! MILLIE!

?: WAIT SOMEONE SAID HER NAME?!

Lilith: oh hello, loona.

Running into the room is a wolf-like hellhound which has a dog-like muzzle with sharp and pointy teeth and a dark grey nose, red sclera with white irises, white fur with grey patches on her shoulders, a big bushy tail and voluminous grey hair swept to the side to reveal her ear. Her outfit features a black choker that has white spikes. Her grey crop top has strings shaped like a star to resemble an inverted pentagram to hold it up. She also wears fingerless gloves and shorts with a crescent moon cut on the right side. She also wears black toeless stockings and is barefoot, due to her digitigrade stance. She has a piercing on her right eyebrow and two piercings in her left ear - in addition, her right ear is torn.

Lilith: It is so nice to hear you three again.

Millie: ME TOO! I wish I could watch you murder everyone during the Harvest Red moon Festival years ago!

Lilith: Maybe next time, you three will join me and hikari's own son.

Moxxy: w-wait, you have a son ma'am?

Lilith: Of course I do, and I want all of you to accompany him as his bodyguards. I already set up a home where it's near the school that he'll be going to.

Blitz: m-madam lilith, we're assassins, not bodyguards, and it only happened one time with a fucking thirsty owl.

Lilith: I see...

Blitz turns white as he slowly turns as everyone sees that Lilith is already here! Lilith smiles "sweety " with squint eyes glow demonic yellow and slight pupils.

Lilith: oh blitzo it doesn't matter bodyguard or not...i thought you be good friend to my baby imp...i see to see your problem since i made you and this hell realm and thought family help and stick together...or so i thought since i thought you prove unique skills and learn manners not to causes something i don't like... I want you to at least not be cold hearted to people I cared about, even humans, you ever wonder what happened to...Bill Clipper.

Before he could say, his phone rang at the last second…. And it's from the same perverted owl Blitz mentioned, Lilith picked it up and pressed on the call button.

Lilith: hello miss stolas, long time no see.

Solas: OH LILY! Oh how I missed you so! I haven't heard a word of you for ages!

Lilith: yed and i see blitz still need your pleasure as always.

Stolas: oh lady lily is so hard to ever be pleased with, i thought I called blitzy to please me sometime. I hope I'm not interrupting.

Lilith: oh no, I was going to punish him, but I do have something, how's my widdle owlet?

Stolas: Oh she's fantastic!

Lilith: Glad to hear, I have plans of old blitzo to accompany hikari and i own son, koan to my old friend's Academy.

Stolas: YOU HAVE A SON!? WHY COULDN'T YOU TELL ME?! I COULD'VE INTRODUCED HIM TO MY OWLET! oh I imagined the wonderful play dates they would've had together!

Lilith: You can bring her to him at the Academy, they will be wonderful together. After all, koan is all well of being an animal kingdom as a king of all beasts and an agent of chaos.

Stolas: oh how wonderful! Oh I shall give the phone to Octavia! One moment please!

Lilith: okay.

She waited for a moment while getting a hug from the hyperactive Imp to which she hugged back, Moxxy walked up to her but was a little nervous.

Moxxy: u-um Madam Lilith, i-it's such an honor to see you in person.

Lilith: good to seeyah(turn at blitz still shaking) no where was i? Oh yeah!, you ever wonder what happened to...Bill Clipper?

This makes everyone's eyes wide in silence till blitz breaks the silence.

Blitz: w-we heard he got tricked by a human and erased but we expect he is in hell or other realm but never heard! T-they said an eldritch he encounter a-and a horrible accident and begin to forget-

He looked slowly at Lilith, still smiling as her fingers slowly cracked.

Lilith: yes...an" accident"...since you don't wanna be a bodyguard, oh well...i guess sending you to my own 666 realm i made with the other realm i called Land of Tainted Souls. (smile more) you are the first to go there blitzo. (she about to snap her finger)

Blitz screams for his life, rushing and bow kissing Lilith's feet.

Blitz: Sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry!

Lilith: oh? But you don't want to. (snap her finger)

He notice the portal open as black and yellow chain slither toward blitz

Blitz: forgive me for questioning and refusing your offer and suggestion unacceptable my goddess! For now my company will do anything for yours, husband and family's will! Bodyguard! Babysitting! Servant! Anything! I would love to get to know your son and hang out and do crazy things!

Lilith snapped her finger as the chain went back and closed the portal.

Lilith: I'm glad that you understand, if that was so hard?

?: a-auntie l-lily?

Lilith: (snatches the phone) MY WIDDOE TAVI! Oh how I missed you and your adorable charm.

?: is good and is octavia, a-and i heard you have a son right?

Lilith: yes koan, would you like to go to an Academy school with him? It'll be so much fun.

Octavia: y-yeah, it'll be fun.

Lilith: oh what's wrong Octavia? You can tell me.

octavia: u-um...w-well...

Lilith: Just tell your aunt Lily what is wrong and I'll help you.

Octavia: well... it's my mom and mother, they... they're not getting along.

Lilith: oh Stella? What happened?

Octavia: Well it happens as...(whispering to her) and then...(whispering) and my mom who wants to kill my mother because...(whispering) and even more I wish...I wish...that..

Lilith: yes?

Octavia: to have a family...is not the same as before, ever since my father cheated the bastard who left me and mom. my other mother met her and it was going well but now...it doesn't feel the same anymore. (look down sadly)

Lilith: ... sweetheart, mind being on hold for just 10 seconds please?

Octavia: okay aunt lily.

She then dashed away leaving the phone in midair. Blitz and the others can tell that silence wonders who the demon messed it up big time.

Blitz: well somebody's fucked

Loona: infinite fucked.

Blitz: yep and thank hell I'm still alive.

Lilith: if you behave then you might live enough.

Blitz: (jump) gah!

Millie: wow that's fast!

Moxxy: What happened?

Lilith: well...

10 minute ago...

Lilith is flying around hell looking for Octavia's father. Then senses a buff eagle owl demon with purple eyes, wearing a tank top and pants inside of some hotel smoke and drinking with so many female imp as he laughs while enjoying it. Lilith then got PO'D and performed a dive bomb. Then the demon owl guy heard, look at the window as his eyes wide in fear

demon owl: WHAT THE FU-

End

Lilith: Let's say roasting dead beat. (Grabbed the phone) hello tavi boo, auntie is back!

Octavia: So uh what happened?

Lilith: your daddy no problem anymore.

Octavia: What about both of my moms? They still argue and do not get along as always.

Lilith: oh I'll handle them in a moment, just need to finish my rounds then I'll come visit you!

Octavia: uh okay.

Lilith: and i'll bring blitz and his friends with me, bye bye tavi boo!

Octavia: bye aunt lily.

As she press the end call button, she returned her attention to the imps

Lilith: you all better pack up and when you meet koan, remember...i'm not the only one when i get pissed off.

Blitz: (saluted) yes mam!

Lilith: now to call Charlie. (got her phone to call her)

Meanwhile again

Somewhere at a hotel with a sign " Hazbin hotel" . inside the building is a tall demon, possibly measuring her height to be 5,7 with trademark unique curly long blonde hair. Her lips are black and she has red cheeks which Vivienne has mentioned in an illustration the reason for it was that the cheeks, represent those of a clown or puppet . scientifically and biologically speaking - red cheeks associate happiness and a cheerful personality, which she gladly has towards people. Her eyes are black and her sclera is the coloration of light yellow. Her eyelids have a contrasting pink shadow to add more depth. They also seem to be decorated with gray eyeshadow. She usually wears a black bow tie, a white shirt underneath her frilly red colored tuxedo jacket, paired with aubergine colored trousers with stripes at the end of the legs in the same color as her jacket, long black suspenders, and black and white spectator shoes. At other times, she wears either a black tuxedo or wears just a white shirt.

She heard the phone ringing and picked it up.

Charlie: hello? Hazbin hotel resident.

Lilith: my lil char! Is so great to see you again!

This made Charle streak with joy and start bouncing around the room.

Charlotte: AUNT LILY?!

Lilith: the one and only!

Charlie: OH I'VE MISSED YOU!

Lilith: I do too! I heard you're doing well with your hotel business . I'm proud of you. Also is vaggie here with you? I have something for you two you're gonna love so much!

Charlie: oh just wait a moment!

Lilith: okay.

Charlie: (cover the speaker) VAGGIE! YOUR NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS ! AUNT LILY IS BACK!

Vaggie: WHAT?! HOLY SHIT!

Came in is a slim demon with muted lavender-colored skin. Her hair is white, with light pink stripes at the ends, and she wears a big pink bow on the back of her head, which sharpens whenever she is serious. her right eye has an ivory white iris and her sclera is light pink. Her left eye is missing and is replaced by a pink X, which glows red when she is angry or irritated. She is usually seen wearing a pastel goth-like outfit; her mini dress is white with light-navy blue X's on her bust, a frill at the bottom, and a belt. All items being the same color. She also wears light-navy blue evening gloves and a choker of the same color. Her right stocking is light-navy blue and her left stocking has light-pink stripes. One of the straps of her dress is down, revealing a light-navy blue bra or tank top underneath.

Vaggie: PUT IT IN SPEAKER!

Charlie: OKAY!

She put it in the speaker and put the phone down.

Lilith: good to hear you vaggie.

Vaggie: same to you!

Lilith: you to let you know, remember hikari my husband?

Vaggie: the archneplhim?

Lilith: yep! We have a son who's going to an old friend of mine's academy school, blitz and his friends will be his bodyguard. How would you two like to come and meet my son to join in?

Charlie: WOULD I?!

Vaggie: U-um I would madam, b-but I don't know.

Lilith: aww what's wrong vaggie?

Vaggie: I mean, it's not that I don't want to, but I just don't know if we can leave this place.

Lilith: No need to worry, I have my ways of it.

Vaggie: well, okay.

Charlie: We have some tenants that would be dying to speak to you!

Lilith: Oh that wonderful, first I'll let my son know of a surprise when he gets transport.

with koan

Koan is sleeping upside down in his room after his training.

Koan: (mutter in his sleep) hot nacho, we have to lift off...ZZZZZZZZ…

Walking the room is ryuko and mako.

They see the sleeping koan.

Ryuko:(chuckle) oh koany, sleeping upside down.

Mako: he's always fun!

Ryuko: yeah, ever since after we "graduate" it feel nice to be with him as always

koan:(mutter in his sleep) pinwheel fishy are funny...zzzzzz

They giggled and went to bed with him.

Then suddenly ryuko got a ping and got a text message. She whipped out her phone from nowhere and spotted a message.

Ryuko: huh?

Mako: what is it?

Ryuko: his mom said of a surprise for him and got us later.

They see koan teleported somewhere.

Mako: HE DISAPPEARED!

Senketsu: I believe we're going to the next adventure.

Ryuko: whatever it is, (smirk) I bet it will be awesome.

meanwhile

In the human world, on a ship on a stormy night, shaking up the boat. Inside of the room fill in cages of fish. a man and a girl with blue spiky long hair and is known for having her trademark cowlick. She has Egyptian blue eyes and is constantly seen with an impeachable face. wearing a lighter blue and blue skirt. They keep the fish from falling by the ship.

Guy: irumi, you're gonna take over here, don't screw it up!

Irumi: y-yes sir!

Guy: and if you can't handle it I'm docking half your pay!

She began struggling to keep them in.

Narrator: Irumi Suzuki, 16 years old. She was forced to work on a tuna fishing boat. Simply put, her parents are selfish scumbags who refuse to work. So it's all on her.

Irumi: I'm not gonna get by on paycheck.

Then the cages started to open themselves and the fish started to fall off which made her panic and start to dodge elegantly and perfectly… even though she's not a professional dancer.

She falls to the floor and quickly dodge it and the last one about to fall onto her but all the fish stop in mid air make her confused and shocked then suddenly everything turns black and red right now.

Irumi: huh?

She is now in front of a silhouette of lord Sullivan and currently she's all tied up in rope. She screamed in confusion then he waved his hand to her which made a piece of paper to attach to her which said 'sold'.

Irumi: h-huh?! Sold?! what's going on right now?!

Then they teleported somewhere else as Sullivan is floating with Irumi still tied up in a bubble barrier.

Irumi: wait! Were we going? Who are you?!

Sullivan speaking demonic language

Irumi: huh? Come again?

Sullivan: tnemomanodloh (snapped his finger for her to glow) now you can understand the demon language. Irumi Suzuki, we are in the nether world.

Irumi: the what?

Sullivan: it's the realm of demons.

Irumi: REALM OF- huh? I can understand you!

Sullivan: I put you under a spell.

Irumi: wait, you can do that?

Sullivan: Well, of course I can. I'm a demon, it's part of the package.

Irumi: are you joking!?

Sullivan: no child I'm not, my name is Sullivan and I'm a demon, and you should know you're here because your parents made a deal with me to seal your soul to me so now you're mine. (chuckle)

Irumi: my parents seriously sold my soul to a demon? They would never do that- actually they totally would. (spotted a mansion) what's that.

Sullivan: That is my mansion and you will soon meet a very special guess.

Irumi: Now what happened?! What are you going to do with me?! (she scream)

timeskip

She is now wearing a bib and sitting on a fluffy chair with a mobile and standing in front of her is an overjoyed Lilith and Sullivan holding her hands.

Sullivan: please young Irumi, won't you be my granddaughter?

Lilith: oh she looks so precious! Oh now so I'm jealous!

Irumi:( turn lilith) um I'm sorry miss but, who are you?

Lilith: oh i'm sorry, my name is Lilith Astaroth Seinaruyami. It is wonderful to meet you.

Sullivan: she's the demon goddess of all infinite and dimensional realms of hell there is who made and created demons, so she is the mother of all demons.

Irumi: w-what?! B-but she looks so sweet!

Lilith: oh thank you!

Then teleported in the room is hikari which made irumi shocked.

Hikari: hello everyone! Am i late?

Sullivan: oh hello Hikari! It's been too long!

Hikari: Sullivan is good to seeyah! You look great as ever!

Sullivan: oh you look amazing too!

Hikari: (turn at irumi) you must be his granddaughter! I'm hikari Sacred senariuyami (turn Sullivan) she is so cute! Congratulations!

Sullivan: Thank you!

Lilith: irumi, this is my husband hikari, an arch-nephilim.

Irumi: a-an arch-nephilim? Do you mean arch-angle?

Hikari: Actually, I'm half human and half archangel. Make it an archnephilim. Let's just say I'm the manifestation of all Angels, sub angels and archangels made by my father who you know, from all infinite and dimensional realms of heaven and along with the magic. but reincarnation as human and gain back what i am but kept my human side but hybrid of both.

Irumi: u-um…

Lilith: Anyway, we have someone that you would fall for! He got my looks and my husband's stamina!

They see Koan appear on the ground asleep, irumi stared at him as blush on her cheeks and heart begin beating looking at him as he sleeps like a kitten.

Lilith: see, I told ya! I already arranged some bodyguards and some friends of mine to join him.

Irumi: (looking at koan) w-whoa…. I didn't know he's this cute, I never met him before but it felt like I'd met him in ages.

Hikari: meet our son, koan kasai seinruyami.

Irumi: u-um why is he sleeping?

Lilith: he likes to sleep as a heavy sleeper, koan dear. Root beer is here

Koan: WHERE?! (got up and looked at his parents) yellow mommy! Yellow daddy! (look around) am i in hell again or maybe is one of my dreams again that you two wanna join the party?

Lilith: no, we're in a friend of mine's mansion, in fact we have someone that we like you to meet.

Koan turns at Sullivan and irumi.

Koan:(eye smile and grin, wave his right arm at them) yellow what doing? Me am koan!

Sullivan: (zoom right up to him) oh my! This is your son lily?! He looks just like you and Hikari!

Koan: (laugh crazy) yellow mr. Grandpa! Nice mansion, it looks stupendous!

This made Sullivan clinch his heart with joy.

Sullivan: HO HOHOHOHO!

Koan:(turn irumi) yellow pretty girl what is doing? Me am koan! And you seem familiar.

Irumi: (blushe) u-u-um m-my name is I-irumi.

Koan: irumi? Nice to meet you! Also quick question, what's going on? I was sleeping in my room upside down after my training.

Irumi: u-upside down?

Lilith: Sullivan and I were chatting to each other, and he told me that he adopted this adorable little girl!

Koan: cool! (sniff her) let me guess her parents are assholes to her?

Lilith: not only that, they're a bunch of lazy asses who didn't bother helping poor little Irumi here so they dump everything onto her and never bother working.

Koan: they lucky i was asleep, i would eat them or send them to hell's desert.

Lilith: oh don't worry, I also made arrangements for a hit team to take 'care' of them. (heard footsteps) oh and here they come now.

Koan: (sniff the air) imps? Hellhound? Moth? Ascended demon?

Lilith: right on the nose! (heard her phone ring) oh so sorry, I have another call. (takes it) hello~?

?: Madam Lilith! I'm so happy and delighted to hear of your return!

Lilith: oh Verosika mayday! Oh it's good to hear from you, how have you been? I haven't seen you since you're a little succubus.

Verosika: wonderful, famous and a band and also a singer.

Lilith: oh how wonderful!

Verosika: how are you doing?

Lilith: wonderful, just showing my son's to my friends and others and ready for his demon school.

Verosika: demon school? You know not everyone in hell or in the sin circles ever got to school, the sinners here already died past college or university.

Lilith: trust me, to my boy he already did college and stuff , he's full of surprises since he went to an Academy.

Verosika: Is he hot?

Lilith: yep, my looks and hikari's.

She then heard the phone dropping and running heels.

Lilith: (smirk) hehe she's coming.

Koan turns the door open and blitzes his group along charlie and vaggie, stolas, and Octavia. The girl blushed and got a look of koan.

Charlie: OH MY GOSH HE LOOKS SO CUTE!

Vaggie: w-wow.

Loona: (waggy her tail) s-so hot…

Moxxy: u-u-uh….. h-hot...

Millie: YEE FUCKING HAW!

Octavia: (Blush) u-um h-he looks okay I guess.

Stolas: …. smaaaaaaaaaash….

Blitz: we're back, and we took care of that assignment lady lilith.

Blitz turns at koan.

Koan: yellow imp man! What doing? me am koan!

Blitz: So you're her kid huh? For a pretty face you reek with blood, I can respect a guy with that much bloodthirst! (shake his hand) my name is Blitz the o is silent! And I'm the founder of I.M.P!

Koan: (shaking his hand faster makes blitz shaking) nice to meet you blitz man! Koan smell blood of your assassination!

Blitz: (shakes of the shaking) I like you kido! (pat his shoulder) here why don't I introduce you to the crew?

Koan: okie dokie!

Blitz: (went to stricker) here's our newest assassin I hired.

Striker: (hold his hand out) nice to meet'ya kid, names Striker.

Koan: (shake his hand) you too strike!

Striker: please call me Striker, not very fond of nicknames.

Koan: hehehe kay striker.

Striker: say you seem like a gunman.

Koan: yebba! Gunned down 90,000,00 behemoths my enemies let loose.

Striker: (whistle) damn that's impressive kid, how come I never seen ya in the Wrath ring with Lilith done her visits?

Koan: Let's say way back in a war eon ago and live earth didn't know what i was when i was adopted and thought i was human well my life was beyond pain and hell thanks to dung.

Striker: (tucked his hat) heh heh, sure wished Madam Lilith brought us imps, we thrive for War in the Wrath ring.

Blitz: wait did you say dung?

Koan: you guys heard of that lizard jackass too?

Blitz: yeah, that fucker has been heard throughout hell, you shouldn't have seen the pandemonium hell's ever seen, even those overlords were affected by him.

Moxxie: And not to mention a huge problem, the reason we can't let him to hell.

Koan: yeah he sent jennifer, my ex girlfriend who ruined me. Killed my step parents and step sister . She and her friend took me to a dimensional realm that experimented with me, tormented me for like 90 years.

Shocked them except lilith.

Loona: 90 years?!

Stolas: oh you poor boy.

Koan: yes and i lost my sanity that jennifer pushed me into that mixed up pit that is supposed to kill immortals and hybrids. But I survived but my sanity didn't...they made an animal and soon I broke and...well I impaled my hand to Jennifer's chest while everything was on fire.

Charlie: huh, if you said Jennifer's dead, how come I never seen her in pentagram city in the news?

Koan: cuz there are different hells in all omni multiverse, think of it as a combination of earth but many planets but dimensional.

Charlie: oooooooh.

Koan: So I'm a mutant. That combination of me and everything including the eldritch i met in the first time made me an agent of chaos.

Blitz: HA! Like any mutant I've ever seen, listen kid you oozing with demonic energy and if you went to hell you'll be the talk of the town and be an overlord in a second. Anyway, (slide up to Moxxy and Millie) these two are my employers Millie and Moxxy.

Koan: yellow you two!

Millie: HOWDY KOAN!

Moxxy: nice to meet you, what type of mutation dung gave you?

Koan: a lot, mythical, cryptid, animal kingdoms and also is on this file I snatch from his base. ( pull out a file out from his fur frame)

Moxxy grabs the file and looks though its pages

Moxxy: (eyes big) OH MY GOD! HOW DID THIS FUCKER MANAGE TO DO THAT?!

Blitz: let me see that, I'm sure s no- HOLY FUCKING HELL!

Blitz read the pages and his jaw dropped down and eyes bulged out.

Blitz: I have seen shit before…. But this… this is fucking horrifying.

Loona: what is it?

Blitz passes the file as loona, striker, charlie, millie, vaggie and stolas who cover Octavia's eyes when they see and look at it, even the pictures too.

Striker: (held his hat over his eyes) mah m'ah.

Milkie: that asshole!

Stolas: don't look dear.

Loona growling of dung doing that

Charlie: oh don't believe it!

Vaggie: ¡Ese maldito bastardo retorcido!

They slowly turn into a koan, eating the head of a wendigo while he is covered in some blood and lift his hand like a cat.

Koan: ...what? Me koan got hungry so I ate a wendigo.

Blitz: say kid.

Koan: sup? (finished cleaning himself)

Blitz: how would you say that we take care of him while you get his full attention?

Koan: oh he's dead already, i killed him...twice.

Blitz: HA! Oh you poor soul, he's never fully dead.

Koan: yebba i know.

Blitz: you know?

Koan: koan smell him somehow survived, also who's your hellhound?

Blitz: (slide up to Loona and hug her) this is my precious daughter Loona!

Koan: yellow loona! Nice to meet ya!

Loona: u-erm, hey.

Koan: (turn at charlie and vaggie) yellow who you two are?

Charlie: hi! My name is Charlotte Magne! But call me Charlie! (hold Vaggie's shoulders) and this is my girlfriend Vaggie!

Vaggie: um, hey there.

Koan: amarillo ahí vaggie, es un placer conocerte. y te ves linda con tu moño como. { yellow there vaggie, is nice to meet you. and you look pretty with your bow like.}

That made her shocked and blushed.

Charlie: You speak Spanish too?

Koan: koan speak many different languages.

Charlie: oh wow!

Stolas then walks up to koan with a smile on her face.

Stolas: I believe it's my turn, (bowed to him) greetings, my name is Stolas Goesha, (pat octavia's back) and this is my precious Daughter Octavia.

Koan:(bow wack his head to the ground and up) yellow mistress and Octavia, is nice to meet you, perfect eyes. It matches the lunar eclipse and lavender gem.

This made Octavia blush and start playing with her feather hair while Stolas giggled with a smile.

Stolas: oh you flatterer.

Koan: don't mention it.

Stolas: nice straightjacket shirt and fur frame.

Koan: thank you! is huggable! (sniff the air) I smell … a succubus.

blitz: oh fuck!

burst out the door is a succubus demon with an enticing, curvaceous build. She has pink skin with black tipped horns, the left one taller than the other, and a barbed tail with a black end along with two black stars on the side of her horns and a black heart under her right eye. Her eyes are hot pink with yellow sclera. She has white long hair with pink streaks appearing to match her pink fur coat. Under this, she wears a rather small white and black dress that shows off her curves. The dress itself has an X and O design on the chest, and a star design on the abdomen. She also wears long black thigh highs with black high heels that have a heart motif and three X-shaped cutouts down the sides. She also has a pair of round shades with pink heart designs in the lenses. And while it does not appear on her human disguise, she also has a red heart-shaped tattoo on her right upper arm, which had been crossed out with a big black X.

Blitz: oh crap.

Koan: oh there she is.

?: (catching her breath) i-is this koan still here?

Lilith: oh Veronica! You made it.

Irumi: … w-what's happening?!

Koan:(turn to irumi) we'll tell you the letter.

Irumi: w-what?

Koan:(eyes glow) sleep.

Irumi went to sleep and turned his attention to the succubus.

Veronica: (flick her head) so your Lady Lilith's Son, (smirked sexually) I gotta say, you look yummy. (licked her lips)

Koan: you too, I assume you and Blitz know each other?

Veronica: yes.

Blitz: long story and i wish you wasn't here now b-

Koan: blitz...(slightly demonic voice)be quiet and manners.

Blitz:(sweat and saluted) yes sir!

Veronica: thanks, (lean over to him) so tell me about yourself Koan?

Koan: Well let's just say I'm a hero to my bro ben tennyson.

Veronica: Oh, I heard of him.

Koan: yeah and my backstory is(Whisper her ear)

Veroscia: that damn dung, that shitehad never stopped. my poor baby, i'm glad you are able to handle that Jennifer bitch, and a lot of girls~~(lick her lips more) have room for more?

Koan: always, anyway i did have amnesia, people see me as a bad guy but always as pranks, a bit of destruction till ben i encounter, we fought as sooner to defeat me and now i got my memories back. Do the right thing, as killed dung and back again... also you and the rest wanna see my half demonic formed?

Moxxie: u-um Koan sir, maybe we've taken too much of Lady liliths time and got off track about that human in the room?

koan: okay

koan duplicates himself, surprise blitz and the others.

Koan 2: Let's discuss in another room,(smirk) in my office I just made now.

Moxxie: u-um okay sir.

Striker: whatever you say boss.

Koan 2 snapped his finger at him, Blitz and the group teleported away in flames.

Koan: (Turn to Lilith and suvilain) okay back where we are now.

Sullivan: oh right! Would you wake my soon to be granddaughter please?

Koan: okie dokie!

Koan walked and shook her shoulder.

Koan: yo! Irumi wakey wakey eggs and bakey!

She opens her eyes and sees koan.

Koan: yellow!

Irumi: EEEP!

Irumi got up while blushing.

Koan: easy easy is koan.

Irumi: oh hey koan, where are the other demons?

Koan: some business talk, so koan think of what the purpose and reason of mommy, daddy and your grandpa wanna say.

Irumi: oh um, okay then.

Koan sits next to her and makes her blush. turn at Sullivan, lilith and hikari.

Koan: okay you may continue.

Sullivan: You see, I've been alone here for all this time, (hugged myself) it's always been my dream to have a grandchild spoiled!

Irumi: grandchild?

Sullivan: Lemmy and belly are bragging about their grandkids and it makes me so dang jealous! (held the chair) I'll buy you anything you want and I'll spoil you rotten! So please, please say you'll be my granddaughter!?

Irumi: But, you just said I sold it to you, did they even say no?

Sullivan: I understand your wishes, if you don't want to stay I won't force you.

Irumi starts to be conflicted that she never said no to anything.

Irumi: but...what should I do? My entire life I never say no!

Narrator: indeed, irumi suzuki is a total push over. Whenever she asks to do something, and when she even asks at all. Even in ridiculous situations, she will consent to anything and can't say no, she is such a pushover even though she finds herself pathetic.

Koan: yellow narrator!

Narrator: wha?! You can hear and see me?

Koan: yebba! So she 100 % never says no to no one?

Narrator: y-yes, she never said no in her life.

Koan: a push over huh?

Smarty: seems she has a problem.

Jokey: She's a yes girl!

Koan: since she knew Koan helped her.

Irumi: i-i mean, most people would say no to this insanity wouldn't they? Well… it's okay to turn him down. so i think i-

Sullivan: That said! (hold her shirt and anime tears a lot) that exactly I'm pushing you so far ! Come on I'm literally begging right now! PLEASE!

Lilith is holding herself back from giggling at Sullivan's child-like attitude.

Koan: ahahaha! Grandpa is funny!

This made the demon bounce all over the place with joy and lilith couldn't contain her laughter anymore.

Hikari: yep son, he sure is.

Narrator: words irumi stand no chance against, 1. Please. 2. Help. 3. I beg of you.

After a moment Irumi stamped the contract to be Sullivan's granddaughter and he jumped for joy.

Koan: (walk and crouch down) hey now, I know it seems like unexpected and surprises but koan know how it feels but see it a good way.

Irumi: really?

Koam: Yeah, aren't you tired of your old parents being so heartless and making you a slave to work and taking advantage of your push over problems? Don't you wanna have a real family that cares for you?

Irumi: … well you do have a point. Hey wait, that red dem-

Koan: imp.

Irumi: o-oh.

Koan: what about them?

Irumi: what do they mean about them finishing something?

Koan: You might say your old parents are no problem.

Irumi: h-huh?

Sullivan: alrighty now that's been settled.

He snapped his fingers and the entire room poofed to be more fancy and amazingly decorated.

Koan: ooooh, pretty room!

Irumi: whoa wait a second, what is all this?!

Sullivan: your my first grandchild, your food, clothing, shelter, and…

He snapped again for Irumi to be clothed in a sailor uniform which is a white top, red skirt and black shoes and a red demon eye on her collar as a bow tie.

Irumi: whoa, what is this?

Sullivan: your education! You look so perfect and adorable!

Lilith: I know! (puffed her checks) I wish I was ahead of you in adoption, guess you beat me to it.

Sullivan: (puff his chest) heh heh.

Lilith: (smirked) but not into hooking up.

That made him sulk.

Koan: oh oh oh! crazy idea! Me koan see grandpa as grandpa, then blue hair girl see mommy as auntie and mommy as well!

Lilith and sullivan: GENIUS!

Koan: thank you! (pull out a cherry change and eating it)

Irumi: w-wait hold on.

koan:(Turn at irumi) yes?

Irumi: (blushed) u-um….

koan: tell me

Irumi: w-well, I mean, we're going to be living together r-right? S-so…

Koan: yep we are! Even koans make a door to my room and stuff! Me don't mind and koan like to get to know you.

Irumi: u-uh…

Koan: you don't want to? (give a sad look)

Irumi: i-it's just weird for me to be living with a boy! (mope) but honestly i've been living alone all my life.

Koan:(patted her shoulder) which you'll adjust, don't let what the past that your parents did get to you, this is your real and new life...to us.

Irumi:(smile) Okay then, I guess this isn't bad living with you.

Koan: hotdog!

Lilith: alright, now that's out of the way I'll make arrangements for Charlie and Vaggie to go to school with you koan! The imps will be in every nook and cranny to keep you safe while you're in school.

koan: mom why do i need a bodyguard? You know I can take care of myself as always.

Lilith: true, but there will be times that you'll be too occupied on your main task, remember your other timeline with ryuko?

Koan: … How can koan forget?

Lilith: I'm just taking care of any loose ends that you may overlook, as the next heir to the throne you need to look at all the angles including what's in front of you, otherwise you'll be blinded by the bigger picture.

Koan: koan know, that why me make it simple of senses, surveillance as usual … koan is koan even next to the heir of it, you want koan not be koan forever and change mommy?

This struck an arrow to her heart, she zoomed and picked her son and hugged him.

Lilith:(anime tears river) no I never mean that! I just wanna keep you safe!

Koan: I see, you're worried cuz way back of the war...you blame and guilt yourself that you and dad left, and my life was bad and dung ruined me? You feel like you lost me again?

Lilith nodded.

Koan:(hug her) koan understand, that's why I wanna make sure you and dad along with my step parents along with sisters have the chance you need and always spend time with me. heirs or not...we are always a family and koan love you mommy.

Lilith: I love you too.

Koan: Besides, koan make business with blitz and his crew, can they be around fun and play even while doing their job too?

Lilith: of course, but keep an eye on blitzo, he tends to be out of line most of the time.

Koan:(smirk) oh don't worry koan has his way, cuz if he does i'll do...

Koan whispers to her ears, makes a gasp of joy in her pupil and giggles a lot.

Lilith: That's my boy!

With koan 2

Inside the office.

Koan 2: before we begin, as i said before..wanna see my half demon form?

Moxxy: w-well, maybe, it's just that we're used to seeing demon forms in hell, but we never saw a human change into a demon before, so i'm…

Koan: (smile and touch her chin) yes~?

Moxxy: (blush) i-i'm wondering myself in curious

Koan grin, step back as they see Koan shift into his half demon form make blitz and striker awestruck and fearful, the girls either blush supernova, lovestruck, horny, wet themselves, feeling his demon energy massively surpass all overlord there is.

Blitz and striker: w-woah god!

Koan made a very joker-like nightmare grin wider show his sharper teeth bring more fear to blitz as if an image of Lilith is there.

Koan: this is my half demon formed.

Charlie: w-whoa….

Vaggie: mucho calor...

Loona: … maul me….

Moxxie: (steam her ears) u-u-um…

Millie: YEE HAA!

Octavia: whoa.

Stolas: …. smaaaash…..

Verosica: fuck me now~….

he snapped his finger to make a bright flash, everyone sees the business room almost like a throne like, they notice koan's troops, carnage symbiotes with wider grins with swirling foreheads. with holy knight troops soldiers, holding armed weaponry of mixed holy-demonics, they notice a hell beast of a tiger, lion , jaguar and leopard watching them. They slowly turn to see Koan still in his half demon form but with a black and red suit with his straightjacket still inside and wearing a black and orange tophat sitting on his chair throne.

Koan: welcome to my office.

Blitz: (whisper) h-he got some of his mother's and perhaps his father too...

Koan: stolas, stand next to me and Veronica…(pat on his lap)

The succubus zoomed and sat onto his lap with her leg crossed and a smirk on her face while Stolas walked next to him.

Koan: (turn to the group while petting veronika's hair) as i do got the detail straight of blitzo the founder and manager of I.M.P, business to either please the clients who's been sent to Hell and innocent soul who been ruined by someone else along his allies, the 3 imps millie, moxxie, striker living where the location of the The Harvest Moon Festival", loona adoptive daughter and hellhound. Charlotte Magne, most commonly referred to as Charlie, the Hellborn princess of Hell, the founder of the Happy Hotel, dreams of any redemption possible for any and all demons and hopes that it will help with the betterment of the kingdom. Along with Vagatha alias, Vaggie, the manager of the Happy Hotel and Charlie Magne's best friend/ girlfriend. formerly was human in 2014.

Blitz: HOLY SHIT IS HE SURLOK FUCKING HOLMS OR SOMETHING!?

Koan growled like a dog and barked, making blitz shut up and sit down.

Koan: please refrain from yelling while talking blitz.

Blitz: sorry sir!

Charlie: How did you know about us?

Koan: by looking in the eyes and smell, emotions, charistic, the mind and souls, dead or alive...even i am good at surveillance.

Moxxie: th-that's impressive.

koan: as impressive of your gun skill moxxie, i find it cute.

That made her blush cherry red and start steaming her head.

koan: you see during my time you heard ben tennyson?

Charlie: Who does it?! He's the number one hero!

Koan: Let's say since I wasn't much, since i thought he was a problem while my amnesia. We encountered and fought, so soon I regained my memoires. he offered me to be a family, I accepted but time to search for myself. and same with my other bros, so i became a brother to ben.

Vaggie: Is it nice of him what he did and I assume that you killed dung?

Koan: yes and even ii wasn't expecting yet he was back, but that is how my life and crazy adventure began! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And a stupendous koan has his own biggest company!

Millie: And what company is that?

Koan: ever heard The Mad Chaos corp.

Blitz: oh that please don't get me started! They have the most among weaponary, items, problem solving, bodygaurd, very high assassination, medicals helper, the most destations prison realm of the most sickest fucked up of the fucking demosn and other baddie there is! No one and i mean NO ONE cannot get out and they do, be erase and forgotten! Even have well weapon selling, solved all clients for both heaven, hell and earth! So many fans there, scientists, inventors, the location is sometimes unknown and very crazy there! even all business and alliance with that company! i swear their boss try to ripped me off! that asshole cocky dick! if i ever chance to meet him i will-

koan make a fake cough, they silent as eyes wide and they slowly turn at koan

koan:(grin insane) that boss is me...

Blitz: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Koan grabbed blitz's mouth.

koan: when i let go, you better shut the hell up?

Blitz nodded fast, as koan let it go.

Koan: I would like to offer the I.M.P and Hazbin hotel to join and serve me along my business and company alliance, to help make yours interesting, if you want too.

Moxxie: hmm, do you have any benefits on us joining your company?

Koan: why of course moxxie, you get better healthcare, better pay, will have a greater variety of weapons, you'll be prevented with lots of love you can imagine.

Moxxie: Sounds good!

Koan: beside to punished the abusive, corrupted people like abusive family that i.m.p assassinate irumi's family, abusive rich people, corrupted bastards and evil there is, after all we all be big happy family. (laugh crazy)

Blitz: but we still need to off the targets our clients wanted to kill.

Koan: yes in our ways mixed as long of it, cuz what the point of a quick death as punishment of the sin, how else irumi's parents suffer after their death?

Blitz: damn.

Koan: as we serve and protect, (turn at Charlie) including koan do love pretty demon's idea, since each and i know some few demons have redemption and good.

Charlie: (rub the back of her head) oh stop, I'm not that pretty.

Koan: but pretty as a cherry changa.

This makes charlie blushes her face and giggle while heart pounding a bit.

Koan pulls out a contract for Charlie and blitz to sign.

Koam: here the contract.

Charlie takes the paper and starts reading the fine print with Blitz.

Blitz: hmm well there is no issue here, the kid really likes his parents even though he is nuts.

Charlie: And he is the first person who loves my idea and wants to help us.

They sign it and koan shake hands with them.

Koan: also blitz.

Blitz: uh, yes sir.

Koan: mommy told of your...issue problems.

Blitz: oh yeah, that…

Koan smirks while licking his lips.

Koan: Veronica...tell me what did blitz do when he was rude and do to you when you last saw him.

Veronica: Well, he ran off leaving me to pay for the hotel room, steal my car and run 3 races to max my credit card on shitty horse riding lessons.

Koan begins to chuckle then laugh insane, he turns to Blitz who's now color drained to see koan's piercing eyes. Everybody backs away while Veronica begins recording on her phone.

Koan: (grin insane) is so funny! It remind me how jennifer, how she dump very cruelty as the love we have. (he appeared behind blitz who jumped in fear) so since jennifer's life has been paid, but your fate is worse than hell itself.

Blitz: un oh…

Koan: since your soul is mine that you sign.

Koan held his hand up as blitz floats in mid air, koan summoned a branding iron with a symbol of madness of a jack o lantern mixed, koan bit his thumbs to trace the blood on it. then ignited a holy fire and mixed hellfire.

Blitz: (turn Veronica) oh come on! That was all in the past! You're not gonna ask the boss to accept my apology?! He's fucking pissed!

Veronica: nah.

Blitz: YOU GOOD FOR NOTHING BIT-

Blitz turns as Koan's branding iron phase to the imp's chest but hits and burns to blitz's soul.

Blitz: AAAAHHH FUCK! IT BURNS OH FUCK!

Koan pulls out the branding iron, as blitz rolls around the floor of the symbol on his chest that let out steam while holding his chest from the pain.

Blitz: OH SATAN'S BALLS! THAT FUCKING HURTS!

Koan: since that symbol i branding to your souls means the blood part i can do of your souls. Think the way of a shock collar but more like a combination of holy fire and lightning with water even the flames of hell mixed. My mom and I along with my family hear you do something that I don't like even Veronica. It'll give you infinite non-stop pain while turning your demon blood to burn out holy water very slowly while not dying.

Blitz: you could have done something less than that.

Koan: said the guy who should have done less of what he always did before his business.

Blitz: true.

Koan: but if you are a good imp and manners, the symbol might give you magic abilities and along with some summoning any weaponry and ride.

Blitz: a painful bay off huh?

Koan: if you are good and behave manners, for example, say something to Varosica what you used to say.

Blitz: an Unoriginal pink cum dump.

That made the symbol blows shocked his soul.

Blitz: AAAAAHHHH!

Koan: and will you invade milly and moxxie privacy and mocking moxxie?

Blitz: (grunt) yet-(symbol glow shocked him) GAAAAAHH!

Moxxie: thank god finally.

Veronica grabbed the koan and kissed him all over his face.

Veronica: thanks~.

Koan: also blitz and Octavia, I have something you two will be satisfied with.

Blitz and Octavia: what's that?

Koan: yeah, BRING YOUR METAL ASS IN HERE!

Come in the door is a robot jester demon. His limbs appear to be more like tentacles than proper jointed limbs, able to flex and bend far more than normal joints could. But the color looks drained and broken and rusty.

?: (sutter and shaking in fear) y-y-y-y-yes s-s-sir?

Octavia: what the?

Blitz: hey is that fucking clown! God damn what the hell happened to him?

Koan: met him 3 days ago when he invade my house and ruin my perfect root beer floats, so i took him to my..."Fun house." and make him my punching bag jester and he got PTSD and Trauma from me.

Octavia: holy shit…

Blitz laughs so hard at that and looks at the broken jester robot as he laughs more.

Blitz: looks who's the big man you overzelest sell out jester fucker!

Koan: You can make him your punching bag and I made him immortal to robo fizz.

Robo fizz: k-kill me...

Blitz: oh this is life!

Octavia: (smile) for once i agree.

Loona then looks at koan's nemetrix around his neck.

Loona: what's with that collar on your neck?

Koan: this is the nemetrix I can transform into predatory alien animals and even evolve them.

Loona: huh, cool.

Moxxy: Um Koan sir, should we keep getting back on what we should do? Besides what Madam Lilith has assigned us.

Koan: Of course since my place is now next door to Irumi place. I got doors for you people and the business. Also Charlie and vaggie going to school with me.

Stolas: oh! Can Octavia come too?!

Blitz: and loona?!

Milly: we should go too moxxie!

Koan: sure, this will be interesting

With Koan

Koan hear everything of it

Koam: It seems to be going well.

Lilith: and here's your uniform

She snaps her finger as Koan has a male school uniform unbutton to show his straitjacket shirt and still has his gloves and fur frame.

Koan: comfy!

Lilith: so cute!

Sullivan: (clapping his hand)I'm gonna enrolled you a demon school, the best demon school there i

Irumi: a demon school? Is that a thing?

Lilith: yep. Where else do we get our education? Instantly? Yeah right.

Sullivan: Because of your lowlife parents, you are forced to work young and never get the chance to go to school! Fear not, all the paperwork has been taken care of, I am your grandpa remember?

Irumi: my grandpa um...

Sullivan: OOH! I love it when you say it! For your first day we should take a picture!

Irumi: could we slow it down?

Koan: pizza cheese!

Sulivan: there's never been a human attending a demon school before, but you won't be eaten as long as they don't find out who you are.

Irumi: IF THEY FIND OUT THEY'LL EAT ME?!

Then the silly demon dumped some strange purple fluid on Koan and Irumi.

Sulivan: SPLUSH! this fragrance will cover up your human sense so you can stop worrying now.

Koan: Let me guess it covers my half human side too?

Sulivan: yep! Even though you're a hero you'll still smell like human, with you being half demon and human and all.

Lilith: and half angel.

Sulivan: oh really? Then you better keep the angle half a secret, you know how other angles and devil are right?

Lilith: I know but they're soon gonna understand it or else.

Koan: But you're working on it?

Lilith: yep! Almost there.

Koan: So what about ryuko and the other mommy?

Lilith: oh I told them about your enrollment to a different school, you may recognize some faces and some you may or not know, they're coming here right now.

Koan: huh?

They felt the room rumble and bursting out the door is Ryuko and Mako who's in the lead.

Koan: ryu! Mako!

Mako: (tackled him) KOAN!

Koan: BOX COLORS!

Lilith: see.

Koan: hotdog!

Irumi: u-um who are they?

Koan: meet ryuko matoi, my childhood friend and her friend mako.

Irumi: u-um, hi, m-my name is Irumi.

Mako: hi!

Ryuko study irumi's appearance and turn back to koan.

Ryuko: she's a yes girl right?

Koan: never said no her entire life while growing up, thanks to her parents made her do full working and sold her to this guy (point at sullivan)

Ryuko: really?

mako: (pouted) her parents sound like jerks!

koan: they've been taken care of, now you two know we're enrolling in a demon school?

Ryuko: your mom told us.

Koan: yebba, and we better make sure to help out irumi.

Ryuko: you got it, they're coming here right about...now.

Koan: what?

Bursting through the door again is tsume, sastuki, came with them. first a girl with a long, distinctive neon-green ponytail that comes out from behind her hood, and her bangs are dyed pink. Her right eye's an odd eye with yellow iris, while her left eye has a slit pupil with no visible iris. She has two black bar-shaped earrings in her right ear, and somehow she managed to take a bite out of her own left ear. When she's crawling on all-fours, her hoodie, her bangs, and her hair combine to form a giant lizard, with the bangs forming the tongue, and the rest of her hair forming the body and tail.

Outfit consists of a navy blue vest attached to a hood which resembles a reptile, possibly a dragon, mismatched sneakers ,her left shoe's red, while the right shoe's black. a tracking device on her ankle, and long, striped stockings, which the one on her right leg's torn. She wears a black skirt and she has a black fingerless glove on her right hand. Although she's usually covered by her hoodie, a spiked choker fastened around her neck, similar to the bracelet she wears on her left wrist.

And the last one is a bunny humanoid that's a black suit with pink upside down triangle schemes, a green ribbon tied up her ears, light green eyes, and golden blonde hair and eyebrows.

koan: little sis! Sastuki! Demencia?!

Irumi: l-little sis?

koan: koan explain later

Koan turns at the pink bunny, Koan titles his head confused.

koan: lola? (sniff) no, you're not her...but do have the similar scenes.

?: yep, names Lexi bunny, and I'm from the future.

Koan: (Gasp) the future! hmmm is it you and similar descendants of bugs, taz, wiley, daffy, and others . as you and your friends have used to normal daily basic life till a meteor hit and boom! gave you super powers, heroes and fight evil even through space?

Lexi: … (smile) spot on.

koan: yep, wait what about your timeline?

Lexi: paradox, thanks to your friends and now we're okay now part of your head.

Koan: huh? i don't rem- it was bugs and lola's idea?

Lexi: bingo.

Then Dementia tackles koan.

Koan: CHEESE PLANE!

Dementia: hehehehe, hello~!

Koan: (petting her head) yellow, my business is stupendous as always and you're coming with me to a demon school.

Dementia: at least it'll not be boring.

Irumi: I'm confused about what is going on.

Koan: koan explain and be worn, koan origin as this happens...

17 minutes later

Koan: And that happened in my life that got good and bad.

Sullivan cried a lot of anime tears with tissue and irumi in anime tears too.

Sullivan: You poor boy! (did some poses) but fear not! Your grandpa shall make your sorrows go away!

Irumi: oh koan that is so sad!

Koan gave her some tissues.

Koan: is okay, is okay Koan got better.

Suvillain: I'm so relieved that you're a delightful kid, Irumi, if you decline...

Lilith: (whack his head) suvillain! bad!

Suvillain: sorry!

Lilith: (clap her hands) well it has been an eventful day we have, so why not we head for bed for tomorrow.

Charlie sneaks behind the koan and grabs him to run off to his room.

koan: oh yellow charlie!

Charlie: hello!

Demencia: (chase her) GET THE FUCK BACK HERE!

Ryuko: (chase her) HEY THAT'S MY LINE!

Satsuki: (chase her) I COMMAND YOU TO UNHAND HIM THIS INTENT!

Tsume: (chase her) THAT'S MY BROTHER, HE'S MINE!

Lexi: (frown in jealousy) hey.

Irumi: (slightly pouted) no far.

Lilith: trust me, you'll see this a lot.

Timeskip

Lilith , Hikari and Sullivan walking through the hallways.

Sullivan: Well that's the most fun I have in a night.

Hikari: I agree.

Lilith: at least you won't be alone or bored anymore.

?: you take your whims much too far.

All three lords turn to see a demon who has red hair with a straight cut fringe and a short plait. They have a pair of red, cat-like hairs protruding from their hair, in addition to the second, elf-like pointed ears they possess. They have red eyes, small thick black eyebrows and a pale complexion. They also have a black, cat-like tail. They often wear formal attire, particularly a red vest over a white shirt and a striped red and white tie, and navy dress pants.

Sullivan: Opera!

Opera: you should've adopted any or all demons you wanted, why would you adopt a human as your granddaughter? What could you possibly be up too?

Sullivan: … nothing really.

Lilith: and come now Opera, what's fun without a bit of chaos down here?

Hikari: And besides, it only takes a matter of time to be a big surprise.

The next day

Koan is asleep in his room shirtless.

Koan: (mutter in his sleep) i would love to eat 90 chickens...ZZZZZ

sleeping with him are charlie, stolas, millie, ryuko, mako, Demencia, satsuki, tsume, Veronica and loona. The hellhound wakes up and looks at the sleepy koan.

Koan: (mutter in his sleep) root beer raining , koan love raining root beer...ZZZZZZZ

Loona smiled and whipped out her phone and took a photo of him sleeping and made it her homepage

Loona: hey koan, root beer is here.

Koa. Woke up.

Koan: where is it?! (look at loona) oh morning loona.

Loona: how'd you sleep?

Koan: stupendous! And you?

Loona: pretty great

Koan: cool

Loona: say um sorry not introduce munch early and talk munch to you, (chuckle nervously) it just um...

Koan: (petting her head makes her tail waggy) go on, tell koan.

Loona: I'm just not very… open with myself.

Koan: (petted her cheek) well, how about now with me?

Loona: u-urm… (blushed red)

Koan: so cute. (kiss her nose make her tail wag more) my shy strong hellhound. (petted her chin)

she started melting and made her lips make a wavy smile.

Loona: Say Koan, do you have any familiars?

Koan: no.

Loona: great!

Koan: oh? You wanna be my familiar?

Loona: erm… maybe, but it'll not be official.

Koan: oh well.

Loona: however...

Pull a collar and leash, giving it to him while she smiles more.

Loona: I can be your 'pet'~ whenever we're in demon school.

Koan: how about part of my pack?

He starts to give her a kiss bite on her neck, making her moan and enjoy it even when he spank her butt.

Koan: koan going to take a shower.

Loona: c-can I join you?

Koan: sure my cute hellhound.

With Irumi

Irumi then begins to wake up, believing it was all a dream… but it's not.

Irumi: it was real!

Then the door opened to show Sullivan and Opera.

Sullivan: hey irumi! Good morning, did you sleep well last night?

Koan: (pop out from the ceiling) morning!

Irumi: GAH!

Timeskip

Sullivan, Lilith, hikari, blitz, stolas, Opera are now with koan in his male school uniform along irumi, ryuko, mako, Demencia, tsume, Lexi, satsuki, Charlie, vaggie, millie, moxxie, octavia and Loona who is on all fours, they all wearing female school uniforms are now outside around the land of land fill with pointy mountains and root trees with spikes.

Sullivan: oh joy! My granddaughter's first day of school! Picture time! Irumi, go stand next to the sign over there.

Koan: entrance ceremony?

Irumi: (stand next to the sign) uh what is this thing?

Sullivan put his hand out to put a spell on irumi to read the sign.

Irumi: entrance ceremony? (in shocked) I can read it! This must be Su-i, meaning Grandpa's spells.

Irumi then looked at koan's nemetrix.

Irumi:.…

Koan: irumi, something wrong?

Irumi: … I remember something, you're the hero who saved me back then!

Koan chuckle and smile

Koan: yebba, that's why you're familiar.

Tsume: you met each other

Koan: it happens when my enemies fire elementor and earth elementor up to no good and destruction. My brother and I were dealing with them and I spotted Irumi in trouble, trapped and fired around. So I managed to save her to a different spot.

Tsume: I see.

Koan: (pet loona to which she pushed onto his hand) Me never thought that I could see her again.

Irumi: oh um, thank you for rescuing me.

Koan: (smile) no problem, glad your okay

Irumi blushes on her cheeks.

Blitz: loona why you're on four legs?

Loona: not of your goddamn business.

Moxxie: first time i see her uh...do that.

Sullivan then stands next to his granddaughter while having the 666 on his left hand, lilith, hikari, blitz and stolas do the same with koan, tsume, and octave as their picture taken.

Sullivan: (hopping around) I'm so happy! My granddaughter's first day of school! This first little bag!

Lilith:(hug koan and tsume) oh my two baby imp's first demon school!

Hikari: good luck my little mad king and mad sweetheart make sure to keep an eye and be around your brother.

Tsume: I will!

Koan: koan will be stupendous mommy and daddy!

Blitz: (hugging loona) have fun at your school Loonie Toonie! Show those demon fuckers what you made off!

Loona:(push him) get off of me damn it!

Stolas: oh good luck and mommy miss you My Owlette!

Octavia: mom! Come on!

Koan: let's go!

Opera then starts to lead koan, tsume, irumi, satsuki, mako, millie, moxxie, ryuko, Demencia, octavia and loona as they all walk up the crooked road.

Iruma: (turn to opera) um pardon me, your opera. Is that right or? About this school…

Opera: (points ahead) take a look.

She looked ahead to see a castle-like building with demonic-like wings, large black vines, a humongous gate and an intrepidly tall tree on top of it all.

Irumi: whoa!

Sullivan: the rebound demon school; this is Babyls.

Koan: flying demon students at 12 o'clock! (point up)

They all see flying demons by, as they keep walking through to see every student flying over them and to the school gates.

Sullivan: I have to get ready so I'm taking off right now, ta-ta!

Koan bye grandpa!

Sullivan teleported away.

Irumi: What about you, Oprea.

Oprea: have a lovely day mam.

Irumi: okay.

Koan: okay girls! time to go wild! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

he started to run ahead… until…

?: hey you!

He stopped in mid air then turned his head 180 degrees to look at four nicely dressed demons.

Koan: nyes?

?: to the auditorium. (points to his right)

Koan: rightyo!

Koan covers himself in butter as he flaps around like a fish out of water, while playing a cat piano and making chicken noises.

Irumi: didn't they think that was weird or something?

Koan: cuz koan a weird wolf irumi!

Irumi: eek!

Tsume: yeah bro can read minds, where's lexi.

Lexi pops out from Koan's fur frame.

Lexi: right here.

Ryuko: What the hell are you inside of his fur frame?

Lexi: he asked me to hop in here before we left.

Koan: Koan found her asleep on top of me, she wanna hop in as a ride, like a kangaroo! So koan say yes!

They all start to jog their way to the auditorium where there are hundred- no thousands of demons in a variety of different looks.

Mako: woah so many students!

They all start to jog their way to the auditorium, what they didn't know , walk by is a girl with long red-orange hair down to her hips and red eyes. She has two long orange tufts protruding from her hair resembling horns or ears, which can show Ameri's emotions. She is quite tall, towering over most of the students and has a slim and curvaceous figure and is considered very beautiful by many students. Her fingernails are short and a white sheer undershirt connected to a black choker on her neck, atop a black and white vest with a sweetheart neckline and an orange collar. She also wears an orange and white skirt, white thigh-high socks, and knee-high boots.

She looks at the koan as she blushes.

?: who is he? Why he so...so...no! I got to focus!

Timeskip

They made it as they saw the auditorium where there is hundre- no thousands of demons in a variety of different looks.

Mako: woah so many students!

As the group took their seats and Loona laid onto Koan's lap the other students all looked at them with curiosity . Irumi felt nervous hope not to expose, the students mostly curious about koan as they felt somehow familiar energy that they felt the shiver to their spines that what they felt is so massive , pure beastly predatory and most of all...chaos and carnage. That makes them feel like a warning not to do something wrong to him.

Demon Male Student 23: Hey, look at that guy.

Demon Male Student 87: yeah, he smelled familiar.

Demon Male Student 98: is he a transfer?

Demon Male student 20: no way.

Koan then scratches his head like a dog then and his tongue stretches out to pull out a root beer from his fur frame and drink it.

Demon male student 32: where do I get a fur frame like that?

They felt spooked when Koan removed his eyes and showed an empty black hollow with glowing yellow pupils. He cleaned them by polishing them and put them back on.

Demon male student 53: what kind of them do you think he is?

Koan pulls out a bucket of chips as his stomach opens a mouth to eat it, making the student wonder as they see bizzare before but Koan takes the cake and goes above and beyond it all.

Demon male student 77: okay that's impressive.

Demon male student 45: did he remove his own eyes?

Demon male student 294: hey I have no eyes, what's it to you?

Demon male student 45: good point.

Koan: hey carnage, you're still in there.

Then a red blood and black lines with big white flame eyes shape and sharp teeth. Make irumi feel a little pale.

Carnage: yes?

Demon male student 294: what the hell is that?

Koan: want some cherry changa?

Carnage: yeah!

They share a cherry chanaga

Demon male student 49: I didn't see that coming.

Koan turns to irumi and notices how nervous she is if they figure she's not a demon, he pat her shoulder. She turns at the red hero who gives her a warm smile and a thumbs up and the same with carnage.

Demon female student 2: I hope we get to be in the same class!

Demon female student 3: I know right? I'm so nervous!

Mako: is like our old school.

Tsume: except demons that are thousands of them.

Mako: should I put on my animal costume?!

Satsuki: why would you-

Koan cluck like a chicken and dress as an alligator costume.

Satsuki: … Why did I fall for you?

Koan: (smirk) because you love koan being a koan puppy. (petted her head)

She then popped her coydog ears and tail.

Koan: cute.

Mako: (pop her bear features) mako bear!

Koan: honey! (shove honey jar to her mouth)

Mako just gulped the entire thing and smiled.

Koan: good girl. (then he petting loona's hair and her ear)

?: silence.

That word alone made everyone quiet and paid attention to the front of the room.

Koan: (grin) time to get ready...for the encore...

Demon teacher 1: thank you all for waiting. it's 6:06 AM, let's formally commence the welcome ceremony to Babyls!

Demon male student 1: now all of you rise! Time for the school song.

They all got up and everybody sang the Demon song.

Koan: Okay my mom hopes to get their heads, cuz if they eat koan or irumi. Bad idea.

After the song which made Irumi and the girls feel uncomfortable.

Ryuko: what kind of song is this shit?!

Tsume: hope irumi gonna be alright.

Demon male teacher: next a greeting from our school's director.

They all cheered.

Irumi: as in, the king of demons?

Sullivan: Irumi! It's me, your loving grandpa!

Koan: (wave his arms) yellow grandpa!

Irumi: HE'S THE DIRECTOR!?

Moxxie: Something tells me he's gonna embarrass her.

Vaggie: yep.

Koan: I wonder if mom is here too.

?: oh my little imp!

Koan looked up to see Lilith waving.

Lilith: I'm here too! Your mommy's here!

This makes all the students' demons, teachers jump back in horror and pale to see her just pop out of nowhere.

Teacher demon 74: OH SATAN NO! SHE'S RETURNED!

Teacher demon 76: L-L-L-L...(Passed out)

Sullivan: hehehe, I see you like to make people remember you as always.

Koan: (waving at her) yellow mommy!

This time it shocked the other students.

Demon teacher and demon student: MOMMY?!

Lilith: (point at koan and tsume) yep! Those two whittle imps are my kids, my son and daughter.

Demon teacher and demon student: THEY ARE LILITH'S KIDS?!

Student teacher 23: b-but who's the father?!

Lilith: He's coming right...now!

The auditorium starts shining with light, blinding everyone who doesn't have sunglasses. When the light dimmed it revealed Hikari.

Hikari: hello everyone! Hey koan! hey tsume!

koan and tsume: hey daddy!

Demon teacher and demon student: WHAT'S GOING ON WITH THIS FAMILY?!

Then they felt an enormous chill to their spine when the atmosphere got cold and the room almost darkened by Lilith's piercing soul glowing red eyes.

Lilith:(Demonic voice) it's there a problem between my family and my husband?

demon teacher and demon student: NO LADY LILITH!

Sullivan: they never see a demon and angel together lilith.

Lilith: until now.

Koan: I LIKE PIE!

Demon teacher and demon student: ….

Koan: hehehe they speechless for the encore! Encore! Encore! Stupendous entertainment!

Demon teacher: a-anyways.

Suvllain: my granddaughter does intend to go to this school, and she is so precious and adorable! I could squeeze her till her eyes popped out.

Irumi: Oh no, please don't embarrass me!

Suvillain: And right here I just took a minute ago,(pull out a picture) look at me and my granddaughter!

Irumi: HE BLOWED MY COVER! (Cover her face)

Sullivan: copies will be made available till later.

Irumi: I promise nobody wants that!

Lilith: I do!

Demon teacher: anyways, and now we have a greeting from the new student representative.

Walking up from the crowd is a tall and feminine looking demon, he has fair skin and medium-length light-pink hair. He has pointed ears and his eyes are magenta with long eyelashes. He wears a black dress shirt under a white waistcoat and an elegant white overcoat with gold trim, complimenting the gold-trimmed boots and white trousers.

Demon teacher: the representative of the new student Asmodeus.

This made the female demons start to admire him.

Demon girl 2: what a hottie!

Demon girl 56: So that's what it looks like!

Demon girl 87: curse me please!

Demon girl 98: yeah he's alright.

Irumi: phew, he's the perfect distraction…

Koan: asmodeus huh?

Demon teacher: huh?... What?...

Loona: this should be good. (while on her phone)

Demon teacher: I've just been told that this year's honor students are irumi and koan.

This makes irumi shock in freak out and koan smile more then Sullivan chuckle sneakily behind the curtains and Lilith sneakily playfully sticks her tongue out.

Loona: hmm.

Charlie: don't worry irumi, you got this!

Koan: HOTDOG! Come on irumi! It's time for the encore! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Irumi: w-w-what!

Koan picked her up to zoom to the stage in front of the crowd and put her down gently.

Vaggie: hope he doesn't make a bad impression.

Charlie: hey don't worry vaggie, I'm sure he knows what he's doing.

Koan' s thought: hmm what should I do to impress them?

He turned to look at irumi as the picture of her and her grandfather fell on her hands and saw writing spells.

Koan: And it seems Irumi is gonna use this spell...is insane! I like it! Even grandpa's idea but still...what should i say?

Smarty: well of course there first time seeing your parents of angel and devil, and this demon school but they have to learn.

Jokey: wait! How about showing them how truly madness is and why accept it here! Even one way or another of you are! But so much crazy awesome! Show the demon side and angle side later soon.

Smarty: but that's like his mom but very up for it.

Jokey: exactly! But a koan way of that introduction makes the crowd go wild for the encore!

Koan: genius jockey! Genius! That will do!

Jokey: thank you thank you, I'll be here all the time.

Koan:( whisper to irumi) psst, iru, want me to go first or you?

Irumi: u-u-um… I don't know!

Koan: hey hey calm down, calm down. (irumi calm down and nodded) you go first, ladies first and me go last.

Irumi: oh um okay. Aberuhauke. Tarutoudari. Iusabebe. (notice everyone quiet) why is everyone so quiet? Risutouru. Aburuze. Sutoumanu. Aberuge. Uru. Mahoraba. Tsurezaza.

Koan smirked as he crossed his arms as he liked seeing everything shaking around. Sullivan is recording everything and Lilith is sneaking.

Koan waves his hand to make it stop.

Koan: okie dokie my turn.

Lilith brought out her camera and excitedly began recording too and hikari got his camera.

Koan: yellow me am koan kasai seinruyami! I like root beer! Peace is nice! Peace is nice! Peace is better then...CHICKEN AND RICE! (Goofy look and louder) and also...

The whole room know massive shake as the entire sky turning red and black along white clouds as they notice as if images of eldritch and bizzare merged beast that more demonic and heavenly light around koan while the hell fire aura showing it all, even some fog on the floor as they all hear crazy laughter there is. This frightens all demon teacher souls and demon students and female demon students getting wet. Koan turns to his half demon form mixed with a chimera like. Lion torso for a bit except the pec and abs along dragon scale on his right arm and goat fur on his left arm. Extra horns of a dragon and goat and a halo.

Koan begin to speak boom demonic and scary voice that is serious

Koan: Even lord and master that I am the king of all beasts there is , a natural predator of apex predators including those who become enemies. As you all now see is the son of the demon goddess who is the mother of all your creation and made, Lilith astorah seirnuyami and the first manifestation sorcerer Arch - Neplhim of the among all heaven, Hikari Sacred Seinruyami . as i will hope we get all , cuz I'm the agent of all chaos that is against the order. And those who dare go against my family , my allies , my love ones and i ...will face the infinite of the internal punishment there you of your own demonic soul i will devour and the great sky above the light of heaven shine bright to burn out of all evil there is with both my fangs and claws even my packs no matter who run or hide ...my eyes and ears are everywhere , we hunt and sank down those fate worse than death, so let hope we all get along cuz we want peace and harmony ...no matter who think is right of demon vs angel or those of at human will lack and lost but those will see and understand means the right will be remembered! Cuz let my madness to this school begin with... CHOOOOAAAASSSS!

Then the koan turned back to normal.

Koan:( smile) and that will be all, thank you.

As the whole area turns back to normal, the demon teachers are pale and wet themselves and irumi shaking like leaves speechless and awestruck.

This leaves the students speechless as then, suddenly they all cheer very loudly for both irumi and mostly koan. and the female demon students go heart eyes gaga all over koan.

Irumi's thought: I THINK I SAW DEATH!

Lilith: WOOOOOOOO! THAT'S MY BABY IMP!

Hikari: WAY TO GO KOAN !

Tsume: BIG BRO THE COOLEST !

Charlie: WOW DID YOU SEE THAT VAGGIE ?!

Vaggie: I...I take it back, he did so...good( blushed)

Ryuko: (smirk) that's koan for ya

Senketsu: i agree

Satsuki: indeed

Mako: WOOHOO!

Dementia: (Heart eyes) my mad hat always strikes fear into anyone~~~.

Lexi: woah...

Moxxie: HE LIKE WAY ABOVE THE OVERLORDS!

Millie: So hot...

Loona: (look at the phone in the picture she took) Woof~~.

Octavia: amazing!

Koan: (turn at irumi and the teacher) how was it? Did the koan do well?

Teacher demon: yeah you're getting the best out of this! (turn to irumi) and you, you can't chant forbidden spells like that!

Irumi: um, what?

Teacher Demon: their Taboo and for good reason, if you were to stutter or read it wrong your body would have exploded! That's just common sense.

Irumi's thoughts: NEWS TO ME! h-how could I know it was so dangerous?!

Teacher Demon: that stunt was foolish, reckless, and crazy! (gives a thumbs up) and unbelievably awesome too!

Koan: STUPENDOUS! (notice the demon teacher's pee stain) did you teachers pissed yourselves?

Teacher Demon: yeah we did, you're the first demon that manages to do that, Lilith was just a big pain to deal with when she attended this school. (felt a dark aura) yes you heard me right lilith.

Lilith: wanna go to the Land of Tainted Souls again?

Demon teacher: NO ! ANYTHING BUT THAT PLACE! MY BAD!

Koan: You been to this school mommy?

?/stoke teacher: yes, that trouble maker made lots of damages and owes us lots of money, not to mention she's constantly a headache for everyone here.

Lilith: I regret nothing, it was worth it. And i did gave you money

Demon teacher: that was too big and crush us sometime when you make it rain

Lilith: But it shows paying, I don't see the problem.

Koan: what's wrong with chaos? I think she did it as art.

Demon teacher: we're all for chaos here, but she kind of went overboard and nearly destroyed the school 10 times.

Koan: ahahahahahahaha!

Demon teacher: What's so funny?

Koan: that chaos is demonic, but the true chaos and also koan will think of making raining jelly beans and sell out in lunch exploding pie, dancing festival robots! Shark puppet with a lot of cheese and orange of his kazooie and TNT with drums, dancing tv and more

All demon teachers: OH SATAN ANOTHER ONE!

?/stoke teacher: THERE TWO OF THEM! ONE'S ENOUGH!

Irumi: what's going on?

Koan: oh that my mom has been in this school before.

That made irumi blushed and held her head.

Koan: your so cute iru, (petted her head) what you did is a good job.

That made her face more red and started steaming.

Koan: Mommy and daddy, later I got a gift for you two.

Lilith: (giggle) I can't wait!

Hikari: this it'll be good.

Koan: (turn to ryuko and the girls) what you girls think of me and irumi did back there?

Millie: (jump onto him) that was fucking amazing K!

Koan: (hold her bridal style)thank you!

Loona: hands off damn it!

Then Asmodeus walked up in front of him and irumi.

Koan: oh yellow alice.

Asmodeus: you may address me as Azmodeus Koan.

Koan: okie dokie! Anyway can we help you? Something you need?

Irumi: hi there.

They are now outside in the courtyard koan and irumi along Asmodeus are now outside in the courtyard.

Koan: huh? Me don't get it.

Irumi: (shaking) why do i suddenly feel like I'm about to die?

Koam: nope, you won't.

Irumi: please stop reading my mind!

Koan: then stop thinking out so loud.

Irumi: Do I really think out loud?

Then every student in the school comes in the rush to see the fight, same with ryuko and the girls.

Ryuko: when this happens so suddenly?

Dementia: who cares? We're gonna see my mad hat in a fight!

Moxxie: and probably some demon gets himself killed.

Millie: I'll think he'll do great!

Asmodeus: I was supposed to do the greeting, the punishment for stealing the spotlight from me is apparently death. (made a fireball appear.

Koan: hmm spicy treat.

Asmodeus: and since you two so rudely stole my thunder, I decided to test your mettle to see what you're truly made of! Agreed?

Koan: hmm a fight okay (turn at irumi) I'll deal with you while you dodges, don't worry i got your back.

Irumi: u-um, thanks I think.

Koan: koan know how well you can do it (turn at Asmodeus) okay, give me your best shot.

Asmodious: fine then, you two will have mere moments to try and prove to me that you're superior to me! With your body!

As he throws the fireball at them, Koan just ates the said fireball. He then starts to throw fireballs at them which Irumi starts dodging like a badass without her even trying and koan just at the ones that are going his way while having a fire bib on, sitting on a chair with a small table with a knife and fork in hand. As he eats the fireball like it is nothing he stands up and throws the bib away.

Koan: Asmodious, have you known which type of fire color is the hottest?

Asmodeus: and what is that?!

Koan snaps his finger the table away and his silverware, he snaps his finger as Asmodious sees black fire mixed with purple fire.

Koan: try this.

He made a gun finger and shot as a burst fire explosion on Asmodious's butt and back as well.

Asmodeus: AAAAAH! HOT! HOT! HOT! HOT! (drop and roll)

Scoot his butt like a dog.

Demon student 534: what the? Black fire?

Demon student 876: mixed with purple fire?!

Koan: Let's have fun.

He moves his finger as suddenly Asmodious can't move his body as it moving on it's own makes the student along charlie, vaggie, loona, octavia, moxxie and milly are awestruck.

Asmodeus: what the hell?! i can't move my body!

Koan: I can manipulate and control any type of blood...including demon blood too, cuz they're tasty like cherry.

Demon student 253: wow, for lilith's kid he must be a unique demon.

Demon student 753: no flipping duh, how else you explain his powers like that?

Koan makes Asmodeus let go as he can finally move.

Koan: okay time for something big, see this? (show his nemetrix around his neck)

Asmodeus: what about it?

Koan: (bring his root beer) this special neck piece allows me to transform into a different form. Watch.

Asmodeus: That's it!

He then makes a fire sword.

Asmodeus I'll just have to take you down using martial arts!

Ryuko: hey! Pink haired pretty boy!

Tsume: don't do it while-

He accidently sliced in half of koan's...root beer. Koan looks down and his root beer is ruined at the ground.

Tsume: root beer.

Ryuko: oh shit! He's a dead man!

Before koan can lose his shit. Moxxy slides over to save the day.

Moxxy: (pulls out a frosty Root Beer float from out of her suit) here you go sir.

Koan drank it and still the ground began to rumble.

Koan: thanks, but...HE MUST FACE THE PUNISH!

Tsume: oh boy.

Koan slapped his nemetrix as a big red flash and he changed into a two headed hound with spikes on his back, hips and shoulders. One head has two horns and the other has one horn which has the nematrix on his neck.

?: (Dog roaring) EL GRIMM SABUESO!

Demon student 645: WHOA! DID HE CHANGE INTO A ORTHRUS!?

Charlie and millie: SO CUTE!

Dementia: BIG PUPPY!

Mako: A PUPPY!

Loona wagging her tail like crazy and panting her tongue while blushing.

Loona: SMAAAAAAAAAAAAASHHHHHHHH~~~~~~~~~~!

Asmodeus: d-damn it! I can't lose!(charge in)

Irumi and the alien hound dodge the female demon student.

Irumi: careful watch out!

El Grimm Sabueso pounced while irumi grabbed him, they both head slammed him. Then El Grimm Sabueso jumps and begins biting and clawing, gripping asmodeus as a chew toy.

Student male demon 1: what's going on here?!

Student male demon 2: a duel on the first day of school?!

Student male demon 1: that's never happened before!

Asmodeus screamed a lot being attacked alive by the alien hound, then El Grimm Sabueso dog buried him like a bone and he sat up while wagging his tail.

Student male demon 4: (turn to El Grimm Sabueso) is that a rogue Orthrus?!

El Grimm Sabueso: rouge?

El Grimm Sabuesos second head: what rouge?

All four demons: HE CAN TALK?!

Moxxy: (slide up) um, apologies gentlemen, but the Orthrus you see here is Koan who resonantly joined the school and was in a duel.

El Grimm Sabueso and second head: yebba is me koan!

student male demon 645: HE'S A SHAPESHIFTER?! SUCH AMAZING POWER!

Then El Grimm Sabueso walks to Loona and sniffs her butt.

Loona: whoa.

El Grimm Sabueso went and sniff sastuki's butt as well.

Satsuki: not in public Koan.

Loona: Well, it is a dog thing.

Irumi: s-so cute...

Dementia: (grab the stick) mad hat here boy! I got a stick! Fetch!

She throws it to the school as El Grimm Sabueso crashes through the walls.

demon male student 3: not again!

Timeskip

Irumi, ryuko and the girl with millie, mako and Charlie petting El Grimm Sabuesos two heads in the office with Sullivan, Lilith, hikari, opra.

Sullivan: I expect nothing from my granddaughter! You have such a bright future ahead of you!

Lilith: You did a wonderful koan.

Hikari: good job.

A red flash shined which turned koan back to normal and he stood up.

Koan: thanks, and thank moxxy for the drink, you're getting a raise.

Moxxy: (blushes) o-oh stop, thank you sir.

Koan: and koan will give you 200 dollars and diamonds!

Moxxy: (blushed harder) t-t-thank you.

koan: don't mention it! (hugged irumi) and koan proud of you!

Irumi: (covered her face) h-how can you be proud of me? What I did was completely awful! I gotta apologi-

Then bursting from the door is Asmodious Alice.

Koan: yellow!

Irumi: uh, hi Asmodious.

Ryuko: What do you need now?

He walked up to the two people… then kneeled to them which confused Irumi and Koan.

Koan: hmm?

Asmodeus: I am now at your service Irumi and Koan!

Irumi: huh?

Vaggie: I did not see that coming.

Asmodeus: There's nothing more to say, I squarely, fairly lost to you two in our earlier duel, on top of that I was informed that you carried me to inferiority. And I, Asmodious, was moved far beyond mere words to even express!

Koan: Well you did good as long as you're forgiven and we believe in friends.

Asmodeus: … friends?

Koan: don't know what friends means?

Lilith: no demons know what friends means, this is the underworld after all Koan.

Koan: (smirk) well that all gotta learn one way or another!

Lilith: give them your best my little imp!

Koan: a person whom one knows and with whom one has a bond of mutual affection, stands up for you. When others try to hurt you emotionally or physically, they do everything they can to make sure you stay safe. They don't care who is trying to harm you; they will defend you anytime, anywhere. two or more people who support each other through life. Friends and acquaintances support each other through the challenges of life and share their life experiences. The definition of a friend is someone who has your best interest at friends, treated as kind. compassion, care, sense of humor, getting to know each other sometime and the secret of respect. True family and friends always have your back.

Asmodeus: …

Koan: What do you think? Would you be my friend?

Asmodeus: friends...is...WONDERFUL!

lilith: (clap her hands) oh, my little imp's first servant!

Koan: hotdog!

Irumi: s-servant?!

Asmodeus: yes is true. Written demon law dictates that the defeated party must serve the victory there for. (eyes smile and smile) I plague my stunt to you two and rule the school forever! And become friends!

Koan: cool! And later on I'll teach you the flames of blue and purple along reshape them to any weapons you want Asmodious.

Asmodeus: whenever you say master! Now let's make the whole student body your servants!

Lilith: ah. That takes me back.

Koan:( turn at irumi) so irumi what you think of your new life and this school?

Irumi: well to be honest...i'm taking use to and adjusting but i see them not bad but unless they get use to me like how they getting use to your dad. (smile) and thank you koan, you saved me again and helped me...I bet ben 10 always proud of his brother.

Koan: (smile) yes! My bro.

Lilith: also to let you all know(grab the microphone) attention babyliss! Starting today as lilith astorah seinruyami will be your bigger principals and so no detention forever to my kids and hikari my vice one, meaning my kids will do everything!

All demon teachers: THIS IS NIGHTMARE EVEN HELL! THIS IS BIZARRE HELL!

Koan: say mom, since my first day here, watch this!

He showed a screen and snapped his finger as clouds on top of every teacher to rain glitter and chocolate and jelly beans while in the classroom there were dancing robots wearing sombrero while singing and playing instruments.

All demon teachers: KOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAN!

Hikari: like a mother like a son but something never changes.

Lilith: ooooh that's my baby imp!

Tsume: oh koan.

Ryuko: (smirk) he still got it!

Irumi giggles.

Koan: (grin and laugh insane) work everytime! Look out babyliss demon school! Koan the agent of chaos and hero! With his gang, will gonna paint it all red till it's upside down! Ahahahaahhahahahahaha!