Epic Pony Made Rap Battles
Fluttershy VS Spike
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Fluttershy:
It's Fluttershy on the mic, about to beat this dragon.
Look at the size of him and he thinks that he's packin'
Why don't you write a letter to Celestia?
And let her know that I'm the best rapper in all of Equestria.
I managed to tame a full grown Manticore.
You better leave now, before I roast you some more
Taking care of animals, that's my thing.
You call yourself a dragon, but you have no wings.
Spike:
You say I don't have wings, but you barely use yours.
Trying to mess with me? Now this means war.
You're just as quiet as Owlowiscious.
Just quit now before I get vicious.
Fluttershy, Fluttershy, Fluttershy can hardly fly.
Battling you? This should be a piece of pie.
I could take a nap, and I'll still beat you.
You couldn't even wait patiently in a queue.
Fluttershy:
Now wait just a minute, that might be true.
You look new around here, let give you a breakthrough.
Don't mess with me or you'll regret it.
I'll give a beating and you would never forget it.
Don't come near my cottage, cause you're not welcome.
Going up against me? Now that was dumb.
We both know that you never do any real work.
You can't fight me, or you'll be known as a jerk.
Spike:
Your cottage is like a zoo, it's always crowded.
Even with Discord on your side, you're still out-powered.
Dear Celestia, today I learned a valuable lesson.
It's easy to beat a Pegasus who's always streesin'
Anything could scare the day lights out of you.
Ask anypony, they'll say it's true.
You say I don't do anything, well you're a liar.
Because I managed to save an entire empire.
Fluttershy:
Oh, Spike. You're so naive.
I've already won, do your eyes deceive?
Trying to be an assistant, oh please. That's so funny.
For all we know, you couldn't take care of a bunny.
I could just get Harry to tear off your face.
I'm about to put you in your place.
Yeah, you heard me. I'm gonna beat you.
I've already destroyed you, and you never knew!
Who won?
Who's next?
You decide.
Epic Pony Made Rap Battles