p10 Little Mobsters/p
pI disclaim that I wrote this or that it was ever written andbr
I am proud of it, even though, it is a parody of various Japanesebr
created characters. I may not own the originals but I can parodybr
with the best of them. If only I could Write with the best of them!/p
pTen Little Mobsters/p
pBy Richard Robinson/p
p/p
pTen Little Mobsters went to Japanbr
Each made a bet, to steal a girl, if they can/p
pTen Little Mobsters came to Japanbr
One went to Tomobikibr
at a cute little schoolgirl he flewbr
he grabbed her and Shinobu grabbed back and now he is two/p
pNine Little Mobsters went to Japanbr
One went to Tomobikibr
A cute Redhead he did spybr
A kiss from her and a bazooka blast, sent him to fry/p
pEight Little Mobsters went to Japanbr
One went to Tomobikibr
A Green Haired Beauty, he saw flybr
He grabbed her, she went zap and the boys went snap and hebr
did die/p
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Seven little Mobsters went to Japanbr
One went to Jubanbr
A pretty blonde with a weird hairdo, he did grabbr
A guy with a tuxedo, put him on a slab/p
pSix Little Mobsters went to Japanbr
One went to Jubanbr
A temple maiden, he thought to trybr
She, him did fry/p
pFive Little Mobsters went to Japanbr
One went to Nerimabr
A sexy redhead he did seizebr
She yelled about roasting chestnuts,br
She smashed him, and she trashed him/p
pFour Little Mobsters went to Japanbr
one went to Nerimabr
A short haired school girl he did seizebr
A pervert she cried and malleted he/p
pThree Little Mobsters went to Japanbr
They drove to Nerima, a pretty girl to seizebr
One hopped out of the carbr
when a beautiful girl he did seebr
watching a street clown dance with a skeletonbr
The clown danced with him, now there are two/p
pTwo Little Mobsters went to Japanbr
They followed the girl homebr
and grabbed her and made her crybr
One pulled a gun, someone yelled Bakusai!br
and then there was one/p
pOne little Mobster alone in Japanbr
hurting Kasumi in front of her familybr
Now there are none./p
pTen Little Mobsters, each in a jarbr
all are going home, with a note to their bosses, whereverbr
they arebr
Saying you are welcome to visit us, whenever you canbr
but remember your manners or expect to go home in a can./p
p/p
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Author's Notesbr
This one kept yelling in my ear until I wrote it down. Ibr
don't mind Muses, but not at 150 decibels
Richard Robinsonbr
Written as a Junior High assignment back in the 1970's br
First story I ever wrote./p
p
If violence is not solving yourbr
problems you're just not using enough of it./p
p Misato/p
pI guess I'm just an old-fashioned sentimentalist at
I refusebr
to accept a no-win scenario. I hate the thought of abr
universe withoutbr
justice. If the maneuverings of dark powers can't bebr
exposed andbr
defeated by the pure of heart, then there's no point inbr
anything. Ibr
can't believe
- Benjamin Hutchinsbr
/p