-"When will everthing go right?"
-"Darkness...Suffer..."
-"Will it STOP?"
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-Year 4056
Countless centuries have passed since the old times.
Earth has changed completely.
From the kingdoms, to the peoples that lives in it.
But one thing remains the same.
The Golden Spirit of the JoJos.
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- 12 PM, Staciom Bar
Staciom Bar is the largest bar in the city of Staciom. Staciom is a beautiful city located on a very large island. The Neon lights give the entire city a futuristic feel. The City is also famous for Its advanced technologies. In this bar of future, People can relax, drink, eat, or getting some other services.
Our Story begins as Joan Jokaston, A homeless wanderer, reads the news on his NeonPad.
Joan: What we got today.
STACIOM NEWS
Breaking! Weird man commit suicide on road!
According to the report: Three polices discovered a man with a bizarre pink hair cowering in fear on the street. He screams in fear for no apparent reason when the polices ask him if he is okay. As the polices approches, He pulled out A dagger and stabbed himself in the heart. According to the forensics, The man is prefectly healthy. The witnesses said that this man suddently appeared out of nowhere. Further examination is needed.
Joan: Things are getting more and more bizarre each day. . . Wait. Isn't that man the same guy who died two weeks ago at that kindergarten frontdoor?!
... Maybe it was an identical twin?... That makes sense. But that is still pretty strange. Wait... *looking at the time* AAAH!
Joan: There is no time! ...the airship is departing!
Joan has a father he never met, which he want to go see him in the airship.
Joan run to the Staciom airport as fast a he can, which, luckily, is just one door away from the bar. But it is too late. The airship slowly raises to the sky as Joan looking toward it with a frustrated look. But just before the airship flies too far, He screams:
Joan: Text Time!
Joan summoned his stand, Text Time, a white humanoid with a ton of black squares and boxes all over it, each filled with a letter. This stand has they ability to transform one object into another by switching the letters in their name. A maximum of 100 letters can be stored inside Text Time at a time, but it is slowed down when there's too much.
Joan pullout a piece of loaf left from the bar, add a T he collected earlier, and a PAD from his NeonPad. he step on the resulting FloatPad(A common small flying vehicle), And grab the Neon stick that is left, in case he need it.
He lands the floatpad on the outside stairs of the airship before entering the door. The airship is very large, but he still managed to find his room.
Joan: Finally some rest... Damn it! if I eat faster I would not have lost my NeonPad! It costed me 20000$! All my worlds on Minecraft are also lost! ...Euh? who are you?
A young man in white with a stylish white helmet comes in.
?: hey thats mah room!
Joan: but... It was me who ordered this room! Look! the room number is 031, same as my ticket!
?: oh sorry.
Joan: No need to be sorry! Everyone makes mistakes!
Charlio: thx! btw name is Charlio Chailini! za warudo s grEATest programmeh!
Joan: My name is Joan Jokaston, you can called me JoJo. but Programmer? but you do not looks like a programmer at a-
Charlio: wanna me show u some programmeh skills?
Charlio opens a laptop, opens the Unity engine, then rapidly types in code and draws sprites with blinding speed. after 5 minutes, he opens an EXE file, showing a simple platformer game.
Joan(surprised): You coded that all in 3 minutes? 10 type of blocks, 5 types of enemies, 20 LEVELS, and a FREAKING INGAME LEVEL EDITOR?
Charlio: Mah best record 3 min. Me = rohan of programming.
Joan: who is da rohan ur taking about? (Damn why even I'm speaking like this?)
Charlio: some manga artist from about 2000 yrs ago. some guy witnessed his drawing sped and it was LITESPED. but dats just legend. it cant be real.
Joan and Charlio were too concentrated chatting to notice the dozens of FloatPads that flies beside the spaceship.
- 1 AM, Airship
The squad of spaceships broke open the iron wall with laser, and landed in the storage bay.
Leader: The mission is to find target no.4535 and kill him.
Some Agent: Can we massacre some people?
Leader: Of Course. Kill as many as possible.
Some other Agent: Just asking.. What is the point of killing as many innocents as possible?
Some Agent: For Fun, Your dumbass. What the hell would life be if we couldn't have fun during missions?
Leader: No more talk, Mission start.
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Meanwhile, Joan has already become friend with Charlio. They chatted about a lot of things, not realizing the danger they are in.
Suddently, the alarm activated.
Airship Announcer: Attention! The 5th floor has been attacked! Please stay calm and stay in your room! Follow the escape procedures and-
Airship Announcer: EAAAA! The bandits broke in my room! Help! What The fuck do you want? HELP ME! HE- *Cut short, with the sound of gunshot and torn flesh*
Joan: This is not good. Not freaking good at all.
Charlio: Dafuq is happening
Joan and Charlio carefully walk outs of their room, passing through the panicking crowds. They crawl through a hall with some windows. A woman on the other side of the window is seen shot to death by some agents, But Joan and Charlio passes through unnoticed. As they reach the 5th floor, Charlio is horrified by the floor littered with corpse. They both hide behind some package boxes.
Charlio: w. w w... wth is happening here?
Joan: Don't worry. I got an idea to defend ourselves. I had this in case there is a fight.
Joan pulls out some small seeds. Since seeds can also be called granules, He use Text Time to transform those granules into a laser gun(GRANULES - LASERGUN).
Charlio: wth u hav dis stando thingy too?
Joan: Wait you can see it? This means you also have one, right? Mine is called Text Time by the way.
Charlio: AWSOME! mah stando can change da object s script to mak it behave diferently! its called. . . The Unity! named afteh mah favorite engine :)
Joan: Good. Can your stand defeat that soldier at that corner? My stand can't reach him without being noticed.
Charlio: I had an idea... hehehehe
Charlio summons his stand, The Unity. a round robotic stand with several cables as tentacles. Charlio plug one of the cables into a fork he found on one of the corpses. A white laptop appears in front of him. He types in some codes very fast, then he tapped the save key.
while enemyhuman in
== 50 fork target == enemyhuman
Charlio: Now let's watch.
Joan: (Why is he now speaking normally?)
The fork floats up in the air, move in a mechanical manner towards the agent, stopped for one second, then repeatedly poke the agent's butt with great force. The soldier screams in pain as he tries to shoot the fork, but it was too small.
Charlio: This is what we calls "Asskicking".
The agent accidently broke and fell out of the window, but his screams alarmed the rest of the agents. Not long after, Joan hears a dozen of armed agents running toward here.
Joan: Damn! Your fork attack was cool, but it exposed us! How are we gonna deal with a horde of soldiers of unknown faction armed with laser gatling?
Charlio: u think im dumb? no! i left a code in the fork for dat...
if += 2
= 300
Charlio: dis code will increas da poweh when more enemys are close!
As more soldier approaches the floating fork, the fork suddently vibrates as if gathering force, then, before the soldiers even noticed what happened, they are all pierced by a flying fork. the fork pierce through the walls, right through the engine and one other unlucky soldier standing in the control room.
(sound of machine burning and explosion)
Joan: This is cool. so freaking cool. but... this sound... THE ENGINE HAS BEEN DAMAGED! SHIT!
Charlio: oops.
Joan: We must escape there as fast as possible! According to the airship plan there is some escape pods in the large lounge on this floor!
Joan and Charlio quickly run through the halls and stairs. the rest of the soldiers are running to the 5th floor. As they reach the lounge, Joan finds out that all escape pods are gone. they have already been used by someone.
Joan: Dammit! I don't want to die like this!... w... wait.. I have an idea! we must reach the outside stairs! my floatpad is landed there!
Charlio: euh...
Joan: Isn't that amazing? we will not die!
Charlio: be... be...
Joan: What's the problem?
Charlio: Behind you!
A soldier that is ten meters behind them suddently open fire. Charlio grabbed Joan's hand and rapidly runs, dodging the blast, thanks to Joan's quick reaction. Joan immediately uses his laser gun to shoot the soldier, but he dodges too.
Joan: This soldier looks far more skilled than the other ones. be careful.
Tilenio: Good job for dodging my blast. But since you all will die in a matter of minutes... I will tell you. My name is Tilenio. I am the leader of this squad, send there by the Aclinion.
Charlio: Dafuq is aclinion? u killed a lot of peopels on dis ship and im not thinking dat im gonna spare u.
Tilenio: Spare me? Heheheheu... AHAHAHAHAHAHA! Aclinion? You don't even know the world's greatest kingdom, Aclines? Aclinion the government of Aclinus, but knowing that won't make you live any longer! I know you have the "ablility", but It is nothing against my stand, Ballistic!
Tilenio summons his stand, Ballistic, an extremely large and high-tech looking machine gun.
Tilenio(laughs hysterically): Sorry, but Goodbye~! *fires*
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- To be Continued...
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Stand name: Text Time
Stand master: Joan Jokaston
Power: A Speed: A Range: C Stamina: B Precision: B Potential: B
Next Episode: The Beginning of Hell - "Ballistic"