One day, in the human world and NOT the Mamodo world, Falgore, pop idol of Italy, was having the time of his life; being the coolest, not lamer, bestest ladies man on the planet. He showed no fair and thats why his Mamodo Kanchome respected him. His kinda like a duck baby who wears a onesie pajamas, but not as lame as that.

He just finished his biggerest tour yet, "HotRod Stallions From Down Under but Not". He was haveing great sex, it was epic, and cool, and manly, and stronagbads. First, he had sext with the big amazoness lady with big boobers. She lookt a bit like the Amazon lady from that epiosde of Futurama I sawed once. They did the sex power moves, then they googled the comma sutira, but relised that was too much to reaf which is not sexy so they just hade normal sex. Falgore made sure to pleasur here and it he did because he is gentlemine.

Then after he has hid fun, he mooved on to the next girl on his list. She was short hared tomboy with big breats, normally he wsnt into girls who looked like guys but he make exception this one time. They were doing sex arobics because they were botg licensed certfied sexpert gymnasts. When he finsh, he didnt look because cool guys dont look at expulsions.

Finally, he was ready for the orgy with Katerine, the sexy seductive groupie from the West. The only porblem was that she speak funny msde up laguage he didnt know, so he just do what he think comes narual to himslef. It was very good, and cool, but you except no less than the best from the bestest Italian idol in the world.

"Wow, tht was like super cool." Sayed Kachome, slave, loyal pet and local sidekick to Falgore.

"I know, Kachome!" Said Falgore. "Hmm, looks like my next month is totslly free. Wonder how many sweet floozies I can nail in that time."

But then, Hargid from Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone (or Sorcerrers Stone if your US), crashed in his window. He tookt and scirpe and say, "Yor a wizard, Falgore." Except, he is wrong, he actually was in the wrong story alltogether.

"What? How dod you get to the 2nd floor of my house?" Asked Falgore. "ANyway, i'm going to have to aske you to leave. Yknow, busy doing cool giy things, many weemen to ave good time with. You know ho it is."

But then, Hagrid sayd, "Oh, umm, I'm actally here to help yo. I come from a magical far away land, someone wants you deaded and not living!" He then took out a small book. "Here, your dad wanted you to have this, when yo were old enough."

Hagrid then haned him the book, but Falgor e think this was trick so he yelled out one of Kachome's spells and set the book on fire!1 "YOU THINK I'd FLAW FOR THAT TRAP? You must be a Mamodo owner."

"WHAT THE FUCK, DUDE?!" Hargid frantically tried to fan out the flames to no availe. "NO, YOU IDIOT! IT'S THE DEATH NOTE, the one surefire way to killer the main boss!"

"Oh, my bad. Umm, thats oki, I have my best frend Kachome to do the ard stuff for me and the best weapons money can buy." Said Falgore.

"Oh geez, okay! Gurss you dont need my help then!" Said Hargid. "Oh, and the guy who is after you is-"

BUT JUST THEN, KERSPLOO! A Japnese Robot Ninja shotted Harrid in the chest and he flew trough the window before he can finish.

"You are dangerouse, you must come with me or you will dyee!1" Japanese Robot Ninha said in Japanese Englis.

"Man, I am so sick of pepole showing uo to my house after having great sesx!" Falgore fist shake with angerd.

To Be Contind.