With thanks to Fauxpines for being the best friend and editor someone could have.

"Do not come inside" Moon's stern yet aroused voice resonated in his ears. Marco had his eyes closed, it was easy to imagine that he was with someone else if he wasn't seeing her. He promptly ignored her, she was moaning too much to not be enjoying it "Marco! I told you not to do it inside" She added, pushing him away.

Marco fell to the ground, his cock was still out and still hard, it pulsated so fast that neither of them were expecting it when rope after rope of thick human jizz shot out of and onto the queen's face and dress.

"What a waste" Marco said, his voice betraying how disappointed and kinda bored he was by this turn of events.

"Better on my face than in my womb," said Moon matter of factly, after saying it, she used one of her fingers to scoop up the cum on her face before putting the goopy liquid in her mouth. "So tasty… As much as i like it though, you know that I can't risk a bastard"

"You don't even know if that can happen" said Marco while putting his cock back into his pants and zipping them up "we are a different species, we just look alike"

"Yes yes, you're a monkey, i'm an bug, we don't know if the mechanics work besides the basics" Moon answered lowering her skirt back to normal, she used a napkin to wipe out the cum on her chest and while fixing that as well she continued "Look, Iknow that fooling around is easy for the lower classes like you, but i'm royalty, a bastard would put my kingdom at risk of a war with the Johansen clan,"

"Why? They're a bunch of country bumpkins," Said Marco, who didn't have any respect left for King River, after everything the royal had done to him.

"Well armed country bumpkins with a history of savage warfare," Moon aired her worries, with even less respect for her husband than her lover had. "Look I know that you're frustrated, but there is nothing we can do, not while River still lives"

"What a royal way to kill a boner"

"Yes, it is, having to think of him turns me off too," she said honestly, "But I have responsibilities to attend to, why don't you take the day off and go into town? Find a nice tavern. Let the wine and song drown your sorrows,"

"I guess I could, but what if Star needs me?"

"She's in her room, alone, with Tom. She doesn't need anyone for a bit,"

Knowing exactly what that meant, Marco just groaned and accepted the Queen's proposition. She gave him a bag of gold and silver, for the "service to the crown" that he had just given her, then let him walk outside first, and waited five minutes before getting out herself. By the time she did, Marco was far away from the castle.

He had decided to just walk towards the town surrounding the castle, Marco had his reasoning, for one, he hated horse riding. After experiencing the comfortable yet metal-cover-ish feeling of riding a dragoncycle riding on any lesser mount felt like a chore.

It took him a while to get there but eventually he did, the inner town of the butterfly Kingdom was a planingless disaster, it was as if each building, house, store and butchery had been built as people came and settled on the kingdom… As he thought about it, it took Marco a second to realize that maybe that was because that's exactly what happened. He let out a sigh now that his curiosity about the place was satisfied, but that didn't make getting to Charging Goat tavern any easier. It took him nearly an hour to get there. He convinced himself that it was good exercise before opening the door and going in.

Upon entering the place he got a few bad, yet easily ignorable looks. He knew what they meant, despite still looking like a fifteen year old, Marco was a fully grown adult (blame those stupid timey wimey portal shenanigans), and he knew that if it came down to it, he could take on them. However it was usually just Higgs, who he knew he could take on, easily, because he had done it before, multiple times.

Marco ignored the looks and walked towards the bar's counter. This part was almost a routine, every time he came here, marco sat in front of the counter, answered Yaddrick's greeting, they would talk for a bit as he prepared what he knew would be Marco's food of choice (a full plate of pig-goat and what Yaddrick had heard Marco calling potatoes so many times that he started calling them that) and then he would go eat it for half an hour and downed them with beer.

He enjoyed this dish in particular because it was the closest thing that he could get to the taste of earth's food. After nearly twenty years of survival in a hostile dimension he could eat practically anything, but the power of nostalgia kept him coming back to this one. Time passed quickly as he tried to enjoy himself, usually it worked, but there was too much on his mind this time. Well not really, there was only one thing in his mind, but it filled all of it. Star.

Star Butterfly, magical extra-dimensional princess extraordinaire and one of his best friends. Or at least he used to think so, ever since the battle in which they freed Mewni from Ludo and Toffee she had been a... how to say this nicely…. Ever since that happened she had been a total cunt. He had to leave for earth for a few weeks to be with his family and his girlfriend, yet, when he came back, not only she had gotten a boyfriend, she was also completely different, as if whoever wrote her brain had changed in the time he was away,

She wasn't that cheery happy girl anymore, she was this awful moral watchdog intent on making people act as she thought they should and not how they wanted to. The worst part was that she believed herself justified because of the treatment of monsters… creatures that until literally three weeks prior she was okay with openly and publicly beating the shit of.

If it was only that, maybe he wouldn't be so mentally beaten up about it, but reality couldn't be that kind to him. She had gotten into this strange relationship with Tom, in which she was very obviously using him as a rebound while trying to convince herself that it was true love. Did she even realize that she dressed Tom like him half of the time?

He could feel a sour feeling starting to form itself at the pit of his stomach, so he tried to stop thinking about her, and as if the universe itself was mocking him. He saw something that peaked his curiosity in the most morbid of ways. From the corner of his eye, he saw a girl, she was just a little girl. Even if Mewni was stuck three hundred years before the advent of legal drinking ages, she looked far too young to be in a place like this, and the fact she came from the upper floor made him raise an eyebrow.

The upper floor was where the lodging was, and while, it was used for sleeping sometimes. This place was frequented by soldiers and the royal guard, so the beds upstairs were more often than not used for more immoral ways of getting relief. Even if this girl was wearing a full coat and wearing the hood, it still weirded him out. And then it happened. After she gave the bartender a silver coin, she turned to leave, and then he saw her face…

"Star?" he said, thinking aloud.

She turned her head around before hastily walking towards and out the door. It took a second for Marco to decide to go after her. But in the end, he did. He went out the door and waited a moment to give her some space so she wouldn't realize she was being followed.

Thirty seconds later he went out of the door, she was still visible, he followed at a quick and steady pace. Making sure that the noise he made wasn't enough to alert her about what he was doing. By quickening his step whenever she made a turn, he managed to close the gap, and once she went through an alleyway. He managed to finally catch up to her.

"Star?" he said, as he put his hand on her shoulder, making her stop "what are you doing outside the castle, and dressed all mysterious like that?"

The girl turned to see who her rude assailant was, and looking up at him, she spoke "who is Star?"

"Are we playing like that now?" Marco's tone was indignant, he hated how disheartenedly Star had treated him ever since he had come back to mewni, but he worked for her now so he grinned and beared it "fine, I'll do it. Can your majesty tell this squire what she is doing in a place like this, at sundown, dressed in drapes like these?"

"Are you mocking me?"

"Only a bit but yes."

"Im not a princess." The girl lowered her hood, letting Marco see her more clearly. She was the living image of Star, though now that he saw her face in full, he could see the clear differences. For one, she was half a head shorter than Star, wore her dirty blonde hair on pigtails and didn't have any cheekmarks. "My name is not Star, and I already have enough trouble with limp dick idiots who don't know how to fuck trying to have their way with me without paying."

As soon as she finished saying her piece, she took a knife from under her cloak and tried to stab Marco with it. He reacted quickly and with practiced skill he managed to disarm her in one swift motion, taking the knife from her possession. Now that he was the one with the weapon, she was the one that looked terrified of it. Marco was quick to try and calm her down.

"Hey i'm not going to use this, this is all a great misunderstanding, I thought you were someone else."

"Your not going to try to force yourself on me?"

"Of course not! We just got off on the wrong foot here,but I don't want to hurt you."

"Wow. That's...New."

"My name is Marco, What's yours?"

"Sunny. Sorry about trying to stab you. You have no idea how many perverts want me just because I look like the princess. I wouldn't even mind if they were willing to pay."

"Pay? Oh your a…"

"A girl has to make a living. I didn't have many options growing up."

After that, they started talking, and he managed to learn some more things about her, for one being confused with Princess Star had been a problem for her since she was young, though it did have one benefit for her profession. Some perverts really wanted to fuck Princess Star, so her similarity with her made Sunny into a really popular prostitute. They talked for what felt like hours, by the time they stopped, the sun had already settled down, giving space to Mewni's multiple moons. While he was really enjoying this conversation, In his sexually frustrated state, Marco decided to close the conversation with a rather poignant question:

"Are you closed for today?" He asked.

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"You said you're a prostitute, are you still working?"

"Only if you have the money to pay for me"

Without a second thought, Marco unattached the money bag that Moon had given him, and passed it to her. "There is nearly a full kilo of gold and silver coins. You could probably buy a house near the castle with that amount of money"

"Are you trying to buy me for the rest of my life?"

"No, just for one lay."

Sunny looked as if she was considering the possibilities, but at the end of the day all she said was "Okay. Where do you want to do it? Should we go back to the Charging Goat?"

"No, I want to do it right here, right now."

Sunny looked at the ground for a second, made a pause and said "Okay. Just try to keep it down. I've had some trouble with the guards before. And I don't feel like sucking my way out of a cell. Again."

Marco slid his hands over the young blonde woman's body. She had a lithe figure that even as a prostitute in the slums was pretty well taken care of. Something in him snapped. In that moment he realized how much she really looked like Star and the flood that he was holding back let loose. All his urges burst forth as he took her by the back of the head and brought her into an intense kiss.

She let out a muffled and shocked moan as he slid his tongue into her mouth and began to intertwine his tongue with hers. She tastes surprisingly sweet, perhaps from something she ate or drank earlier. Either way, his mind was imagining if could do this with Star, it would be the same flavor she was. This only spurred him on even more as his free hand went up her body and cupped her small breasts. She was a rather modest bust, but any tit was a good on and he enjoyed it to the fullest as he groped her over her tattered shirt.

His fingers gripped the back of her head as his fingers were tangled in her golden locks. Pulling her head back he broke the kiss and the two breathed heavily. Marco didn't waste a second though as he went for her neck and began to suck and bite. Her moans were more audible without his mouth blocking her mouth and his tongue shoved down her throat. His other hand began to move down from her breast, feeling satisfied having groped her until her nipples were hard. Over the rags she called clothes he lifted her dress and gained access to her pussy where he began to rub. She had a bit of pubic hair, not a lot, but enough to tell that she was indeed a budding young woman. Marco's fingers began to feel up and down her slit where he felt how wet he had gotten her from the simple actions he had done already.

One thing about fucking the Queen of Mewni he found out was that the experience she had given him made him an impeccable lover and knew just how to get a woman sopping wet. This skill was wasted though as he wished he could use it on Star, yet now here he was in a back alley with a whore. His fingers plunged into the woman's pussy where he began to finger her furiously as his teeth sank into her neck and he began to suck, leaving his mark and making her his for the time being. The combination of sensations were too much for the young woman as she let out a louder moan of pleasure that sounded like it was almost a scream.

Marco was relentless as he worked out his frustrations on the girl with his fingers and mouth. It wasn't long before the teenage harlots pussy began to convulse and twitch as she came from Marco's expertise. Her body shook in his arms as he supported her from falling like a ton of bricks. She shook and quivered as he slowed down his actions and eventually released her from his ministrations. Pulling his fingers out of her and unlatching himself from her neck, he went back to gaze upon her face. In the low light of the alleyway he could see her face was red from his actions. She panted and breathed heavily as she was trying to catch up to the young latino teen.

Seeing her in this state, Marco was all the more driven to unleash the fullest extent of his lust and frustration at his lost love. Without hesitation he flipped her around and faced her to the brick wall of the tavern he was once in to be fed. Now he was going to satisfy his immense hunger he was harboring for Star. Flipping up her dress Marco revealed her bare ass and bent her over to where she supported herself with her hands against the red bricks. Unzipping the fly of his pants Marco whipped out his dick and gave it a few strokes, his foreskin retracting and covering his tip in the process. He could still smell Moon's scent on his manhood from earlier, the scent filling his mind with the thought that he had a girl who looked like Star, and the scent of her mother combined, it was enough for him to fulfill his deep seated desires.

With one hand on her waist and the other lining his cock up with her slit, he rubbed it up and down her entrance that was sopping wet from his earlier actions. Wetting his tip, he thrusted into her with a single motion, reaching the deepest parts of her as she enveloped his manhood. She let out a moan as he drew in a sharp breath, however he didn't stop to take in all the sensations he was feeling. He needed to let out his feelings instead. Placing his other hand on her hip adn gripping her firmly in his hands he began to thrust into the look-a-like with all the force he could muster. Her body moved forward as she took him in her, resisting the force that drove her into the wall before her. Marco didn't care how hard he was going, she was proving to be wet enough for him to keep that pace without slowing down. It felt so good how her velvety lips caressed his shaft and his tip prodded the sensitive reaches of her pussy.

Marco had been fucking Moon for so long he often imagined if that was the closest he was going to get to knowing what it might have been to fuck a butterfly. However, she was old and her body had been privy to the stresses of time, royal duties, and above all else having birthed Star. This young woman that resembled Star so much, despite probably taking a lot of dicks in her young life, she was still so tight and supple. Her skin was amazingly smooth and didn't have a wrinkle on her body. It was amazing to feel her smooth body under his finger tips. But not as amazing as his cock being stroked by her little slut snatch.

He wasn't letting up one bit. The alleyway echoed with the sounds of her cries of pleasure mixed with the sound of skin slapping skin as he drove into her ass. Marco merely grunted as he thrusted his hips with all the force he could muster. He needed to feel release, he needed to let it all out inside this girl. He was so desperate, he lost all sense of himself as he let his hand fly up and wrap his arm around her body while he clutched her neck. Marco's grip wasn't tight enough to cause her harm, but it was enough to show he was the boss and he was in control of everything in that moment. She had no power, it all belonged to him. That sense filled him with a rush that he hadn't felt before. Moon always told him to pull out, that she couldn't have any marks on her, above all else she couldn't have him ruin her precious royal appearance. None of that mattered now, because this girl had no say. She was under his command. And he wanted to cum in her.

As he thrusted, he felt that tension rise up in his core. Marco was about ready to cum and he wanted to let it all out in her. He had left his mark on her earlier on her throat, but now he wanted to claim her by putting his seed in her. Sure, she was probably on some form of Mewnian birth control or whatever they used in this dimension, but he was still too intent on the action to care. He was going to fill her to the brim and no one was going to tell him otherwise. In the final moments of passion, he said the one name that was ever present on his mind this whole time.

"STAR!" he cried out desperately as he shot his load into the young blonde woman.

His cock pulsed and throbbed as rope after rope of cum shot forth and filled the girls pussy. His body felt the fullest release he had not felt in a long while. Having this power was exactly what he needed, and having this young woman filled that void he was so desperate to feel complete. Marco finally felt a sense of peace.

As she fell to the ground exhausted, Marco zipped up his pants. She breathed strongly, as she reached her bag of gold and smiled. She was happy and so was he.

"Sweet Corn...I've never had a customer do that to me…"

"Did I overdo it?"

"Are you kidding me? I've never had it that good before. Where did you learn to do all of that? I swear if you got in the business of selling those skills of yours, you'd put everyone else out of a job."

Once they both had recovered their energies, they went their separate ways. Sunny went back from where she came, no doubt back to the Charging Goat, to get a full meal and to be able to sleep with a roof over her head, with that in mind, Marco just started his commute back to the castle.

And that was it for them, for a few months at least. They hadn't found each other in months, they hadn't even thought about each other… Or that's what Marco thought. Nearly three months after that night, after he was coming out of another warehouse lay with Moon, Marco was contacted by a guard. He said that there was someone looking for him at the gates. And asked if he should send her back. Instead of responding with a yes. He walked to see who it was.

She was dressed with a far better hooded cloak, but he instantly recognized Sunny once he got to the gates. He told the guard to let her in, that he knew her and that they had business to attend to. "Come with me." he told her, and made her walk beside him. She did ask where they were going, he only answered "There is someone i want you to meet".

"There is something i want you to see." she said, stopping him in the middle of a hall before he got where he was leading her. She opened her cloak, she had nice clothes on, but there was something else. A big, growing belly. In any other moment, and with any other person, he would have panicked, but this, this was perfect, and said that much.

"I don't know how this happened. I took extra! Look, I get that i'm just a whore you rutted with once, but please I can't have a kid, life is hard enough as it is!"

"Calm down Sunny. This is good. No better than good. This is perfect."

"Perfect? How?"

"You'll see. Just do as I say and you might be living in this castle from now on."

"Uh…"

"Trust me."

He made her put the cloak and hood back and told her to hurry her step, and soon they got to the throne room. Just in time, because the delegates the King and Queen of butterfly kingdom were meeting today were just leaving when Marco and Sunny entered the room.

"Your Majesty," said Marco, referring to Moon. "I have an urgent matter to inform you about."

"Then do not beat around the bush, what is it".

"In my walks through you kingdom, I've found something you should know about, a Bastard of your husband's."

"What?" Moon, River and Sunny, all said in unison.

"Sunny, lower your hood" He told the girl.

For anyone with eyes, her descendancy was unmistakable. Marco could see River turning white as a paper sheet, as his soon to be ex-wife turned to see him. Being a matriarchy, Mewni, and specially the Butterfly kingdom, took their marriage laws extremely seriously, and even more so when the married people in question were nobles or royalty. It didn't even take five seconds before she announced her divorce, after she said "I have three decrees to make." And they were as follows:

"River, you will exit my castle at once. Our separation will be made effective immediately, and if you ever attempt to come back, you would be punished as harshly as our laws allow it" the venom in her words was thick, as if she was just waiting for an excuse to let it out. "Sunny was your name right?"

"Yes, your majesty." said Sunny, afraid of what would happen to her. Looking to Marco for any form of assistance.

"You will go with the servants. They will shower you, dress you, and give you a room within the castle, this is where you will live from now on. Her voice was calmer, calculated. As if this was something she was expecting to happen eventually and had a plan for it. Keeping around a child of infidelity wasn't exactly her idea of fairness. If it was up to her, she would have gotten rid of the pregnant girl. But keeping her around was the perfect leverage to have if the Johansen clan ever tried to start a conflict. She was living proof of the crime of their family member. "I will adopt you into my family, and you will enjoy all the rights and benefits that that entails, princesshood included."

"And Marco."

"Yes?"

"Go to my chambers and wait for me there" The sultriness in her voice was unmistakable, she was making it very noticeable, very intentionally, she wanted River to hear this. "You will go to my personal chambers and wait for me there. We will consummate our union, as soon as i get there."

"Union?" River asked, still processing how quickly she had decided to divorce him and decorated it so.

"Yes River, the one that I made effective immediately, right now." The venom was back in full force, and only increased as she spoke "I made a mistake fifteen years ago and I'm going to correct it today…"

She continued to rant to River as Marco and Sunny exited the room. Sunny was wondering what was happening, and he promised to explain the context of all of this the next day. "For now, just enjoy yourself, life is looking us after all."

And it was… everything was going according to how he wanted, all thanks to the princess of the back alley.