A/N okay here at the start I'm just gonna say a few things. first of warning for excessive use of the word generic. and for fourth wall breaking if you don't like that then... read something else. it's in HP because I actually I'm more comfortable with a fandom I'm already in so...
Y/N was the most Generic girl/boy (depending on what you are) ever who has long short hair. And feet that were at the ends of their legs. And orbs the color of something poetic I'm sure.
Y/N rolled out of bed putting on their clothes. That weren't generic but I'm too lazy to describe them. Just then Y/N parental guardian came in. They are just as generic as their child except with big ears.
"I need drug money" they said "so I sold you to a band-" just then an owl flew in hitting Y/N parent in the head. And dropping the Hogwarts invite at Y/N feet.
A/N wasn't that great? No? well just wait till the next chapter. ;)