MXC: Final Fantasy vs. Fire Emblem
Rated T for a little bit of language and violence
Summary: What happens when your favorite characters from two of the most respective and beloved RPG-centered franchises finally face off against each other in the world's most toughest competition in town, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge?
Disclaimer: If anyone asks, I do not own anything associated with Most Extreme Elimination Challenge or the show that's based on, Takeshi's Castle. Most Extreme Elimination Challenge is owned by Spike (which is named Paramount Network), Takeshi's Castle is owned by the Tokyo Broadcasting Station, Final Fantasy and their characters are owned by Square Enix and Fire Emblem is owned by both Nintendo, Intelligent Systems and Koei Tecmo.
P.S.: This MXC fic will be written by me this time, and not also will it be just like the show that it intended to be, but will include Guy LeDouche this time. Which means, get ready for a whole lot of dirty jokes and no family-friendly tone this time. Just want to clarify that with everyone to make sure everyone's confusing this with one of the MXC fics that me and The Amazing Ghost Musician are writing. I can reassure you it's a fic that I'm writing that includes the things that MXC is famous for, like Kenny and Guy's combined perviness and a lot of language. Anyway, that's enough explaining. On with the story.
Chapter 1: Prologue
What are these people running from? They're not! They're running to the world's most toughest competition in town! It's Most Extreme Elimination Challenge! Today, it's a role playing warfare as the world of Final Fantasy takes on the world of Fire Emblem! Who'll prevail in this battle between the forces of good? We'll find out on this edition of MXC! And now, here are two men who know how to bring the fire, Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano!
After that opening intro was done with, the scene transitioned right inside the studio where Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano were shown sitting inside their castle with their interns sitting right behind them feeling ready to open up tonight's episode.
"Hello everyone, and welcome to another jam-packed episode here on MXC!" Vic exclaimed with excitement.
"You know I'm definitely excited for this one, Vic!" Kenny nodded to his partner.
Vic smirked before saying to Ken, "Well, you should be because tonight will involve two of the biggest RPG-based franchises there ever is today, Final Fantasy and Fire Emblem!"
"Ain't that the franchise that has some of the hottest looking babes?" Ken asked Vic, who nodded right away.
"You're right about that, Ken!" Nodded Vic. "But it's not just about babes, of course. This battle brings out the best characters from every franchise competing here tonight, ranging from Final Fantasy I-XV on the Final Fantasy side, and the Fire Emblem side, we'll have some characters from the original all leading up to the game's latest installment, Fire Emblem: Three Houses."
"Man, that game has tons of chicks." Kenny smirked once more.
"You can't get enough of them, can't you, Ken?" Vic said to him with a sigh.
"How could I not? It's a kickass game." Kenny nodded before replying with a dirty smirk, "In fact, I'm in love with one of those chicks in the game."
"Ah, do tell, Ken…" Vic replied, feeling very interested about Ken's crush.
"Yeah, they got this very cute white-haired chick in the game that could pretty much kick the Death Knight's ass in one sitting." Kenny carefully explained, "She was so interesting that there was actually a Rule 34 page dedicated to her. You won't believe the pics this Lysithea chick got in an instant. Don't know about you, but I think I may have found my future wife."
Vic found himself a little bit disturbed hearing this from his partner. So much so that he uttered out to Ken, "Um Kenny, just exactly which version of Lysithea did you actually look up?"
Kenny shrugged his shoulders as he said, "I couldn't tell though. I think it's the one who has that school uniform on. Why?"
"Kenny, not to disappoint you or anything, but just to let you know…" Vic said clearing his throat before all of a sudden shouting in his face, "SHE'S F***ING 14!"
"WHAT?!" Ken screamed out of shock.
"That's right, Kenny." Vic said, nodding very sternly.
This shocking revelation that Kenny suddenly heard from his partner's lips immediately made Ken hack up his throat in disgust. He tried his best to hold onto his bile the best that he could, but Kenny's reaction to this uncomfortable news forced him to violently scream out:
"OH MY GOD!"
That scream made it enough for Kenny to run right out of his seat and head off-screen, possibly finding a place to hack and vomit as a response.
"Well, that definitely made me laugh," Vic smirked to himself before saying to the camera, "Let's send it over to Guy now."
The scene soon transitioned to a shot of an open pond where the show's field reporter, Guy LeDouche, was shown standing there with a goofy smile on his face.
"You know when I think of role-playing, I start thinking of the character I become that is strong, daring and quite effeminate." Guy smirked out before groaning, "Apparently, no one will roleplay with Guy unfortunately, so he's gotta roleplay by himself. Sometimes with my hand if I'm a bit too lonely with myself. But enough about that, let's go to the games."
Then, a montage of today's events began to play out in order, following Guy to explain them all one-by-one.
"We first erupt into battle with Wall Buggers, followed by the ever-conquering Rotating Surfboard Of Death, after that will be the fast and furious Sinkers and Floaters, and finally we close things with our final boss battle, Pole Riders!" Guy exclaimed before the camera was shot back to him, still standing next to the pond, "This battle has me so excited, I can tell you that a dream match like this is fulfilling my final fantasy! With that said-"
Guy was immediately cut off by the sound of vomiting hearing next beside him, forcing the field reporter to turn around and see Kenny Blankenship on his knees throwing up for some reason.
"Oh, hey Kenny," Guy spoke curiously, "What are you doing here?"
Being asked a question coming from Guy himself, Kenny turned to the camera and shouted, "I can't believe I was obsessing over a minor!"
"Ah, that explains it." Guy nodded before turning to the camera, "Let's go right to the Skipper, shall we?"
Guy then heard the vomiting sound beside him again, forcing him to turn to Ken and look down, "Kenny, when did you eat spaghetti?"
After that little segment was done, the scene transitioned over to a grassy hill inside the forest where the show's field marshal, Captain Tenneal, was shown talking to the field of contestants sitting next to him.
"Well, that was uncomfortable to watch." Captain muttered to himself before asking the contestants, "OK, question: Who here thinks that the Final Fantasy series is seen as a trendsetter to today's roleplaying games that has seemed to borrow an element that has made the franchise running as long as 36 years? Show of hands… NOW!"
The response that the Captain got was a huge resounding cheer in return, which immediately forced Captain Tenneal to shake his head for some reason.
"Yeah well, you're all wrong." The Captain said, pointing to the contestants, "The reason why today's RPGs exist is because any game that isn't named Final Fantasy is nothing but competition to Final Fantasy itself. That of course forces the Final Fantasy series to outdo every single one of their titles with brand new things included to their games. The kind of things that the non-Final Fantasy games can't do in return. The same formula applies to the Fire Emblem franchise itself."
"Can't beat that with a stick, Captain." Said one of the contestants sitting on the hill.
It didn't take the Captain very long to scout out where the voice was coming from. He then laid his eyes on an auburn-haired man who was dressed in his usual Officers Academy clothes, sitting right next to the Captain himself.
"Ah, and who must you be, young man?" The Captain said.
"I am Ferdinand Von Aegir!" Ferdinand said with a smile, "And I must say that you've got great taste in royalty and majesty, my great man. We really should chat over a good cup of tea."
"Ah, that sounds great. Mr. Von Aegir." Captain nodded over to Ferdinand before saying to the crowd, "You see that, it's interesting characters like him that make the Fire Emblem franchise much more hotter than ever. And when that involves a whole lot of tea, that's saying a lot!"
"Bullcrap, my tea's much more hotter than his." Said Cid Highwind, who was sitting far away from Ferdinand, "I'm the OG of tea serving as far as I'm concerned. And when they come into my house for tea, they better sit down and drink the goddamn thing too. The hint of orange and spice is what makes my tea great."
"Gentleman, as much as I love to be invited to some good tea time at a time like this, I think we might as well save it until after the show," Captain said to both Ferdinand and Cid, "Okay, anybody want to say anything else before we-"
Then, all of a sudden, the theme to One Winged Angel started playing right in the background, which started to make Captain Tenneal gulp in pure fear and horror. It wasn't until he looked up to see Sephiroth standing on top of the trees with an evil smirk on his face.
Staring right down at the Captain with demented death in his face, Sephiroth raised his hand before saying, "I got some words to say of my own."
The Captain's fear soon subsided before warning Sephiroth angrily, "And so do I: You kill even one human and your team's disqualified! That'll put you back in your place, man broad. LET'S GO!"
With a single swing of the sword, The Captain and the rest of the contestants all began to run down the hill in full speed, obviously getting ready for the first event they were competing in.
Oh my goodness, is this gonna be interesting or what?
Okay everyone, time to place your bets on who do you want to win this competition, Final Fantasy or Fire Emblem?
Anyway, the first event will happen in the next chapter folks, so don't forget to read, review and leave some feedback if you wish! Until next time: GET IT ON!