Boy, it sure was a beautiful day on planet nemakiy.
Vegeta was that there and he were smoking blunt like cool man and listener to music that I hear from Guitaro Hero 3.
"This is some good chronic shit." Said Vegeta.
Then he get message on his phone, it actually like 100000 message from hot weemen from all across galaxy that wanter to have sexl with him. He scroll through most because he only sex up the most beatuful of the alien slut ladies. But then, while busy with the sexing, he get a text message was that anything not to do.
It was from Kirilin! "That faggot again?" Vegeata pull out of woman and ay.
"You need to get back toEr ath!" Kirilin said on the phone like loser!
"Why?" Ask the Vegaga.
"It is Dracula. He is working to resuerectem the Freezer!" Kirilin said with confidense but even this was not convincing enough.
"I am not convinced, try calling again..never!" And Vegita hang up phone cooly.
Some time later and many hot space wemen later. Vegetao get new phone call. "WHAT?" Vegeta texted. "I am BUSY fucking WMENE!"
"Hello butt munch. It is I. Freezo. I am resruetetem."
"FUCK!" Vetegaa take too long, and Freeza already back. "Why did NO One tell me?"
"I'm on way to skull fuck you to death and have TWENTY new forms to use agaimst you!"
"Not if I have anything to dom about that!" Veggeta crush phone in hand. This anger him since it new phone but it work out because the anger power him up and he was ready to fight Freezer. Expect erh did not know where ITHER WAY!
"Darn, its good thing I keep a burner phoen! This will worked, leme just install the dragon radar app that Bulma installed."
And with this, he knew where he was. Vegeta put our power scounter sun glasses which were badass and everything agreed. He then got onto his space pod motorcycle and ripped major fire burning that suranged the planet of namakio.
The Vegeta remembered someof thing of importance. "Oh yeah, almost forget. Lemme leave them a little 'present'!" Then Vegeta turned around and shotted the planet up like boom, because the exhaust of his motorbike wasnrt enough! "They should be lucky that I killered them, it not every day I have pleasure of killing planet personally."
So then Vegeta go to burning star planet but blue color and he went there to take selfie because girls into that kind of thing. He was busy putting it on his dating profile in order to replace him doing the V thing with his fingers and tongue while Goku was beaten to a pulp in the background. As he do this, laser beam expldoered his burner phone but it okay he had burner burner phone back up.
It was Ginyi force but they ahd become cydorks, it liek cybord but less cool and more dorky.
"Vegeta" Said Captain Cyborg Ginguy in robot voice. "Freeza has sent us to kill you as a warm up before his fight."
"A warm up?" Vegta crunch knuckle in emancipation, "Thigns about to get heated!" And then they began to duke it out on burning star.
But then, Veheta get important call on his iphone 6Z. "This better not be spam again." But it wasn't. When he try to answer, phone went straihg to voicemail. It saidored this, "Hello, you have reached space phone of Prince Vegituh, greatest of all saiyans and betterer fight than Kakaorot. Please don't leave me a message, unless yhou are as cool as me or sexist."
There was message, it from his estranged mistress Bulma. "Hey umm, I know our planet being killered by Gini and Frezer right now, but you need to be here for your son! He following into bad crowed with the drugs and homosex!"
"It cant be! I forgot to charge stupid this morning." So Vegeta didn't catch that, but he thinked it best to see what Bulma want anyway, so he taked of to skye leaving Dead Goku and Ginuy forced, and robits, and monstairs, and demons and space men, and astronauts and cosmonauts variety, and pyschonatus and psychocyborg and cyborgewerepeople and more behind.
It only took a few hours, days and even nights. It only should have taken him a minut, but he had to make a few pit stops he deemed more important. It better that everyone die than he look bad infront of pepole, his first stop was at the local Z mart, which also dobled as his phone carrier. He had limited minutes, but from all the money he has from conquering weak pussy planets and also just pussy he could spend the money anyway.
Freezer tapping foot but not like foot tapper. "Wjher eht efuck is he?"
Vegeta show up but not really because he have to fight Dracula who was pissed he was mini boss in this story (maybe I write castlevania fanfic later, let me know in comment)
Vegeta toss in Dracula head like Van Hellser and say, "The stakes have never been higher, "and smoke fat pre-battle blunta nd puff smoke into Freezer face.
"Eww, that stuff is so grossed you know." Friza said like that bitch on the bus said to be that one time. If she were in this sotry, I get last luth.
Vegeta had had had enough of Freezas stupid PSA styled lecshures, like the kind DARE does to schools but I never paid attenshun i was too busy doing drugs like the cool. "You have point, freezy pop?" Vegeta said with epicness and it was so. He then take in another deep breathed and puffed out more than you thinked he could.
"Geez, staaaahp. You keep that up, and ill have to write you a porper citation." Freeza spokt again like utter bitch he is. WItht hat, it was final straw.
"Actually, this IS final straW!" Vegeta could see Freezer little bitch and not worthy of fighting his super sayen sexism. "Here!" Vegeta tossed a knife on the ground before Freezer, "Yo know what to do."
Freeza was not col enuff to do epic action hero like that, but also, he pansy enough to consicer it. "Well, it almost sound like good idea but yo wont fool me, moneky." Freeza flicked knife at Vegeti, but the good news is that he missed.
"THEN YO DIE AS YO LIVED!" Veegeta then went to Super Syaiune 60,,000 and threw Freeza into a freezer and kicked it into frozen star that shattered in mega explosion like BOOOOOMHNMMMRRAAAKAKAKA!1
And day was saved, if by day I relly ment the week because it took him so long to do anything about it like cool guy ho doesnt care about nothing.
I would say the end but it was not for that time. Vegeta went to star rumblance where Freeza die because it make cool cover photo for his timeline and he could show it to girls while he the fuckening them.
But as just then when he was about to get the best shit possible it were the fact that it was not. Because space shit land right in front of him and he waste the shot just in time for bandwith to go to the next dimension.
"WHO DARES!" Said Vegeta.
Space ship door open cooly like upside and not side way and out came handsome space man with cool orange glasses and friend who was black with black pamador.
"Sup, loser. Is is I, the legendary, one and only, Drum Solo." Vegeta was astsonshered.
"Want to save the universe with my pal Ace Window?" Drum Solo winkered.
(Note. I write this BEFORE doing crossover with Ace Window so I don't know what happen. So maybe I continent this later if I know what happens. Let me know by leaving positive comment in the comments.)
Meanwhile, 2 hours prior to meting Durm Sole, the evil Ginyu forcts were now allied with the super space sciantists on the planet Dr. Nerd. They were discussing lame plans like how to turns the world into candy land and over such things.
Ginuy said, "Ha! While he wss distrcted with final boss, we were able to secure funding for the super lazer. It's a good thing I stole the work documents from Darcula lastr seond."
Now the scintists were doing the power moves to make the big lazer, and Vegetas didnt not know until later.
To be contued…?
(Auther not, if anyone want to draw Drum Solo and Ace Window meating Vegeta. That would be okay).