Papa John laid down on his pepperoni red colored bed as the Noid whipped out his 80-lightyear long cock.
"MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" laughed the Noid as he penetrated Papa John's ass with his enormous cock. Papa John moaned in pleasure as his pooper was violated like a prisoner's constitutional rights.
Papa John said "keep thrusting inside me Noid, it makes me feel like a million bucks"
The Noid nodded his head and continued thrusting inside of Papa John's gaping asshole, only this time it was at increased speeds. It was so fast that the Noid's cock rubbing against Papa John's ass cheeks began to create steam
Papa John continued moaning as the Noid continued pounding him. It felt so fucking good having a fellow pizza lover inside of him.
The Noid kept thrusting faster and faster with such an intense speed that blue lightning began to erupt from the Noid's sour patch kid flavored foreskin.
This blue lightning continued to grow in an ever-increasing number while Papa John moaned in absolute delight like a pedophile running a successful babysitting service.
On other parts of the world, people's noses began to bleed for reasons that they didn't understand and couldn't possibly hope to understand.
The Noid then shot a load inside of Papa John's gaping catacombs and this caused for a chunk of planet earth to break off and go drifting into the endless void of space. The piece was then swallowed by the sun, which proceeded to get terrible indigestion from the earth chunk.
The Noid then smiled and said "now it's your turn" in his iconic Scottish accent, before the two of them began to switch places and Papa John unveiled his 3-millimeter cock.
Papa John then inserted his voting registration into the Noid's ballot box and the Noid was so pleasured by this that he began to feel like he was living in his dream world, where no Domino's pizza existed.
Papa John began thrusting in and out of the Noid and a squeaking noise came out every single time, almost like a rubber ducky.
The Noid's moans began to slowly morph into what sounded like yodeling and Papa John's thrusts began to grow in such speed that they stopped making the sloshing noises associated with anal, but rather, they made accordion noises and if one were to listen in on their session, their ears would be greeted by some beautiful polka music.
Papa John continued thrusting inside of his beloved Noid and every single pound was creating a shockwave that caused more chunks of the earth to fly into to the sun.
If you made it this far in the fic, you deserve a gold star.
Papa John continued fucking the butthole of the Noid and the reality itself began to distort and change. All of time and space began to become rewritten due the hot passionate love that these two pizza mascots were making.
Up became down, left became right, diagonal became horizontal. Soon, whole historical events in human history began to become warped beyond belief.
Numerous people were dying and fading from existence only for new people to take their place and eventually fade away as well.
Papa John then declared "Better Ingredients, better pizza, Papa JOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHNNNNNSSSSS" as he finished his phrase, John shot a load of pizza sauce into the Noid's asshole and all of reality as we know it just blipped from existence.
There was now only an empty white void where reality once was.
The only thing left in existence was a Papa John's pepperoni pizza and on the pizza box, was the Noid's face.