This is a complete AU and mostly OC. I also have this on Wattpad in my oneshot collection. Hope y'all enjoy it.
Wizards Meets Pottermore
"Pottah, what is this weird rectangular device? Why did you even give it to me?" Draco asked confused, while he was sitting along with his former schoolmates.
"Draco, can you seriously just start calling me Harry? We're friends now. And that 'weird rectangular device' is the brilliant muggle invention call a mobile phone." Harry told him.
"And what are we meant to do with it? Throw it at people to keep them away from you?" Draco asked.
"Draco no!" Harry exclaimed.
"It's a portable telephone that can make and receive calls over a radio frequency link while the user is moving within a telephone service area. It also has access to internet which is basically the wider network that allows computer networks around the world run by companies, governments, universities and other organisations to talk to one another." Hermione explained.
"That sounds fun." Luna spoke in her dreamy voice.
"Yeah, that actually sounds cool." Ron agreed.
"You didn't understood a word she said, did you?" Draco raised his brow.
"No. No I didn't." Ron admitted to which Hermione rolled her eyes.
When Harry and Hermione opened there phones the purebloods got extremely startled and curious.
"What type of witchcraft is this? And how does it have a portrait of you Harry? I don't remember you getting a portrait of yourself." Neville asked, confused.
"Is it possessed?" Draco asked.
"Do these portraits move too Harry, Hermione?" Ron asked.
"Doesn't seem like that to me Ron." Ginny told him being observant.
"Well these aren't portraits, these are pictures, you just open camera, like this, and then touch this button, like this, and you've got yourself a picture." Hermione explained.
"Woah." Those who have never seen a phone before looked mesmerized by this.
"Well there this website in it called Pottermore-"
"You have a muggle magic thing named after you?" Draco asked raising his brows.
"I didn't know about it either until last week." Harry shrugged.
"Well the thing it, this website can actually tell us what house we belong in." Hermione spoke.
"And why would we need that? We've already been sorted 13 years ago, remember." Ginny asked.
"We want to see how accurate this is." Hermione replied.
"Well I am sure I'd get Slytherin anyways, so sure let's do this." Draco spoke and all of them started to take the quiz.
~Few minutes later~
"Alright I am done. And I've gooooooooooot, Slytherin? Actually, I am not surprised." Harry stated.
"I got Ravenclaw." Luna spoke with her dreamy look on.
"Surprisingly, I got Gryffindor." Neville spoke.
"I got Slytherin?! How?!" Ginny exclaimed.
"Well atleast we're in the same house Gin." Harry gave her a smile.
"I got Gryffindor." Hermione shrugged. She had actually clicked answers that were closer to Gryffindor to get Gryffindor.
"I got Hufflepuff?" Ron spoke, almost questioning himself.
"Ha, one would assume you'd get that." Draco snickered.
"Oh then why don't you tell what you got?" Ron questioned with anger in his voice.
"I haven't finished it yet but surely it's Slytherin." Draco spoke confidently.
Then he looked at the screen again.
"Okay I've got the results. According to it I am a- WAIT WHAT THE MOTHERF*CKING WH*RE OF A B*TCH! HUFFLEPUFF?! WHAT TYPE OF RIDICULOUS JOKE IS THIS?! THIS STUPID MUGGLE DIVINATION FAILURE IS RIGGED!" Draco exclaimed angrily making the rest burst out laughing.
Harry and Ron were literally rolling on the floor laughing, Ginny fall out of her chair at his reaction, laughing hysterically, Hermione and Neville were laughing although not as hard as the other three.
"It's alright Draco. I am sure you are just as loyal and hardworking as Hufflepuffs." Luna spoke while the Harry, Ron and Ginny continued laughing.
Draco glared at the three before announcing in an angered voice.
"I am retaking this thing. SHUT THE F*CK UP!"
~Few minutes later~
"GRYFFINDOR?! I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! THIS THING IS AGAINST ME! MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!" Draco exclaimed angrily.
"Already heard it son. And could care any less about it. Just do me a favour don't yell anymore." Lucius spoke.
"Urgh, my mother will hear about this." Draco grumbled.
"Narcissa Malfoyis currently out of service. Try to not contact her later as she's extremely exhausted by the childish behaviour of her adult son and husband. Thank you." Narcissa spoke in a monotone voice from behind.
"Urgh, f*ck this, I am taking the patronus quiz instead." Draco rolled his eyes annoyed.
"What's you actual patronus, by the way?" Ron asked.
"A dragon." Draco replied simultaneously.
"No way you'd get that on this." Ron snickered.
"Watch me." Draco retorted.
~Few minutes later~
"THIS F*CKING THING IS POSSESSED BY SOME GHOST THAT'S AGAINST ME! I DON'T BELIEVE THIS! THIS THING IS RIGGED!" Draco exclaimed angrily.
"What did he get this time?" Hermione asked.
"Lemme see." Harry spoke before taking a glance at Draco's screen and then burst out laughing.
"That- that's the best thing I've ever seen." Harry laughed.
"What is it Harry?" Ron asked.
"Tell them and I'll make sure you don't live long enough to witness sunlight tomorrow." Draco threatened which Harry decided to ignore.
"HE GOT A FERRET!" Harry yelled on top of his lungs still laughing madly causing Ginny to fall again laughing.
Ron laughed hysterically while Hermione and Neville snickered and Luna giggled.
"I... hate you people." Draco sighed, embarassed.