How do I end up in these situations?
Eusu wondered to himself in the darkness as the alien-crocodile semi-recovered from a black out. He could not remember the details, but he was sure Incog had something to with it. Incog often tricked the alien-crocodile into dumb and dangerous situations. Eusu was strong. Even for a warrior. However, as an ironic trade off, he was not exactly the brightest bulb in the bunch.
Eusu heard the 'little white fella' (Incog) above him. Somewhere near his flailing feet. Spinning some pitch about whoever he was in the company of to sell Eusu's clothes right off his back!
Eusu struggled. It was useless. His arms pinned by the weight of earth to his sides. Aided by the fact that Incog had compacted it underfoot with pain-staking determination. The alien-crocodile was stranded in this hole with his legs sticking up in the air. The rush of blood to his head, from being upside down, ensured that Eusu slipped into unconsciousness again.
While the alien crocodile was unconscious, up on the surface, Incog was convincing a white dragon that he needed the clothes that his friend was wearing. Incog was very convincing. The white dragon in question was a curious traveller. Rex, the white dragon, enjoyed exploring and examining new things. The mischievous 'little white fella' cackled as he hammered a picket sign into the freshly disturbed ground with a comically oversized wooden mallet. The sign was blank...For now. He scribed FOR SALE on the sign as if this was a perfectly normal transaction.
With his friend now bare-ass naked, Incog took his top-hat off and placed it over the alien-crocodile's unmentionables. Turning the picket sign to further obscure Eusu's extremities to any unfortunate passersby. For good measure, Incog struck out the FOR SALE and replaced it with SOLD.
"Um...so I'd be interested in buying...um...more than his...uh...boots and pants…" Rex stumbled on his words. It took Incog a while to figure out what Rex was saying. And a lot of embarrassment as Rex raised his voice to get his point across to the small, white creature.. Of course, he saw this as an excuse to make more money. Incog told Rex that if he wanted to return later with the other half of the money, when Eusu would be awake, the white dragon was welcome to talk to the alien-crocodile about his affections.
Incog returned in the cover of twilight to dig his now naked friend out of the hole he put Eusu in. Counting the money from selling his friends clothes to a clueless traveller into the top-hat he had previously left to preserve Eusus's modesty. Incog denied his friend's questioning gleefully.
"What happened to my clothes?"
In his usual fashion the 'little white fella' wove an excuse as the pair of them walked home together.
However, Rex was lingering, as agreed. Scrambling to hand Incog the rest of the money. Eusu watched in confusion as he recovered from unconsciousness. Incog introduced the pair to each other and caught Eusu up on Rex's confession and any other information he deemed important.
Incog disappeared from sight, but he lingered out of sight amongst some bushes to make sure Eusu didn't get into too much trouble. At least none that he hadn't caused. What were friends for? Eusu was an idiot, but the alien-crocodile could also think and act for himself.
Meanwhile, Rex stared into Eusu's eyes. Internally having a panic attack.
"So...um...as your...uh...friend said...Where did he? Never mind. That's not important right now. I uh...like you and I...um...I...was wondering if...You'd be interested in...me? I mean...um...doing IT with me...I totally understand if you don't. This is probably weird. No, that's not the right. It IS weird. Uh...super weird. And I totally understand if you don't want to. With me-"
"I don't mind trying things with you." Eusus agreed.
Before either of them could stop themselves, they both leaned in and locked lips. Their tongues desperately roaming around each other's mouths. Their hands grasping at each other's muscular forms.
Eusus rolled over onto his back. Lifting his tail as the white dragon's skilled hands caressed his inner thighs. Eusus tried to focus on the words tumbling from Rex's lips, but his mind clouded. It surprised Eusus that a body as hardy as his would surrender so easily to the skills of Rex's fingers. His nostrils flaring with a perverse exhale. The alien-crocodile's own cock twitching and throbbing as Rex nudged him with his snout to coax Eusus into a lewd position. Eusus wondered how all of THAT would fit inside him, but his body welcomed the thrust hungrily.
Sucking Rex's bulging cock in. He cried out in bliss. Rex bit down on the back of Eusus's neck to hold him in place during penetration. Eusus found that Rex was heavy. Their proximity was driving the alien-crocodile insane. Rocking his hips slowly at first until Eusus begged for more. Eusus didn't want Rex to stop. Rex couldn't stop himself. Eusus felt so damn tight and good.
"I've fallen for you, Eusus." Rex confessed breathlessly an hour or so later. Eusus curled up on his mate's chest to rest. After Rex was asleep, but before Eusus could drift off, Incog appeared to interrogate his friend for details.
"Can I bring him home, to get...better acquainted?" Eusus inquired.
"Hmmn...It'll be one more mouth to feed, but...I suppose why not?" Incog joked.
He was overjoyed that Eusus was in a happy relationship. This was the happiest that he had seen him in a long time.
After talking for a while, Eusus fell asleep. While the alien-crocodile was asleep, Incog lifted his hands, opened the eyes on his palms and used his psychokinesis abilities to levitate both of them the rest of the way home. It was one more mouth to feed, as he had jokingly told Eusus.