Chapter UNO
"Why aren't you covering yourself?"
"Excuse me?"
"YOU should cover yourself" Hajime clarified to the clueless girl standing infront of him "It's only proper"
The bewildered and now somewhat scared girl took a step away from Hajime.
"I don't understand what you're saying"
Hajime took a step forward and stared into the girl's soul.
"Women should cover themselves, head to toe, if they don't..well they're asking for it"
Wanting to get the hell away from him, the girl performed a leg kick, making Hajime faceplant into the sand.
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"Damn infidel woman" A slightly bruised Hajime said while getting back on his feet.
He took a look around, he was still at the beach alright, only difference being the girl was gone.
'Where the hell am I anyway?' The last thing Hajime remembered was being at Hope's Peak Academy, in a classroom and meeting a bunch of retards.
"You're here to make friends, Hajime. So please be more kind"
A voice. Hajime spun around and his eyes landed on a rabbit? bear? Whatever it was, he swore he'd seen it before.
"What the fuck are you supposed to be?"
"Uwahawa" The thing made a funny noise and Hajime wished he was the sperm that lost, so it could end this eternal pain.
"Pwease don't swear. My name is Usami. I may not look like it, but I am your squeezably soft teacher blah blah blah"
The thing kept talking and talking.
He was on an island, Jabberwock Island, on a trip, to make friends.
Great.
"So please get along with everyone you little bitch" Usami finished her speech and dropkicked Hajime.