May I please have your attention, my friends? I have an important message.
For years, a troll has been going around this site, threatening many people with violent attacks. She is a mass of revolting sludge with louse infested skin. She is a blistering pustule on the buttocks of our beloved site, especially in the Invader Zim fandom and on FictionPress. Her name is Lisa Ware-Krantz. She has threatened to rape and murder me and other account holders such as ShinyHunter137, my ex-girlfriend, Shaeril McBrown and my current boyfriend, Saintheartwing. She is also known as Mr Grimjaw, Lovingtoomuchiowa2, Striberz, Doom Marine 54, Geniusinmath, Burpfart and the Pigshit Troll. She is responsible for gruesome personal attacks on nearly every account holder in the Invader Zim fandom and a majority of account holders on FanFiction and FictionPress. She is a heartless, monstrous bully!
Now, I am offering you all a proposition of sorts.
Attack Lisa Ware Krantz.
If you need, I can follow, favorite and give you fantastic reviews on all of your stories if you do this small, much appreciated favor for me. Contact me if you need any more information but I suggest you do not waste time and see to it that you troll her. Here are some ways you can do so.
1. Lisa's school has an anonymous tip line where you can complain about her. Send as many tips as you can in order to make the school aware of her bullying.
2. Post her information on Facebook for all the creepy old men in the world to see or on a homewrecker site.
3. Hire a hitman to "take care of her" once and for all.
4. Spread awareness of her bullying on YouTube.
5. Send hundreds of dollars worth of pizza and UberEats to her house.
6. Send an anonymous email to her school with Lisa as the sender so it gets traced back to her and threaten to blow it up with a bomb or shoot everyone with a gun.
If you have any more ideas, feel free to leave them in the reviews.
Together, I have hope that we can stop this miserable bitch forever!
Zim'sMostLoyalServant signing off!