The plot begins as Vibhuti and Tiwari are thrown out of their houses . Tiwari is thrown out by Ammaji after about himself that he has built an empire and all . Teeka and his friends(TMT) has joined the business of Hufta Vasooli and took a golden teeth of Tiwari and money from Vibhuti. It is third day now and the story begins.

Vibhuti and Tiwari are sitting under railway tracks with hungry stomach while Anita and Angoori are just partying at home with Minal , Ammaji and Anurag .

Vibhuti,"Tiwari ji bhukh se jaan nikli ja rahi hai ."

Tiwari,"Same here , bhadhbhuti (Vibhuti)ji".

Vibhuti,"I wonder bhabhji aur Anu kya kar rahi hongi ".

Tiwari,"kya pta pagli bhi hmari tarah hi bhukhi hogi."

Vibhuti, "Bhabhi ji ka toh mujhe pta nhi lekin Anu mujhse bhut pyaar krti hai , uske pet mai ik ann ka dana nahi gya hoga ."

Happu singh appears in a red valvet coat.

Happu,"Arre daada kya kr rahe ho yha !".

Vibhuti,"Bas Happu singh ji apne qismat ki tokri thamaye bethe hai, Aap itni sj fhaj ke kaha ja rhi hai."

Happu ,"Arey vo gori mam ne bulaya hai party ke liye ."

Tiwari(laughing a little),"lijiye bhadh-bhutiji bhabhi ji ka pyaar aapke prti chinta mein ann ki jagah party khila rahi hai."

Happu ,''Lekin party toh tumahare ghar mein hai na Tiwari tum ithe ka kar rhe."

Tiwari,"Haaiinnn , hmare ghar mein."

Vibhuti ,"Orr Tiwari ji Aagya sawad."

Tiwari, "arey aap chup kijiye . Hamare ghar mein kyu , kaise mtlb."

Happu,"Arey daada thehr jao sasur pehle sun toh lo puri baat . Baat esi hai ki hum subha gori madam se mile toh vo aur angoori ."

Tiwari,"kya vo aur dukhi the ki hum bhar hai .".

Happu(making a bad face) ,"Arey daada tum phir se shuru hogaye puri baat to sunn lo pehle".

Vibhuti,"Tiwari ji chup kijye . Ha happu singh ji kya bole rhe the."

Happu," Ha toh hum bol rhe the ki angoori bhabhi aur gori mam haste haste bol rhi thi ki

Anita,"kuch dino ke liye chutkara mila , bas mujhe bartan manjne mein takliff hoti hai baaki sab ghar mein gande kapde vgera padhe hai vo sab mera personal naukar Vibhu aake kar dega baaki sab toh kar hi dega kuch dino ke liye khaana toh bacha."

Angoori ,"Sahu, keh rhi hai Anita ji dono ladte rehte the sara acha hai ammaji ne nikal diya ladoo ke bhaiya ko bhi aise hi kitne bartan gande krte the".

Anita,"Angoori ji , mujhe toh Kalavati sharma ne pura sikhaya hai ki pati ko kabo mein kese rakhna hai."

Angoori,"Aur hmko Ammaji ne."

Anita,"Isi baat pe hum party rakhte hai."

Angoori ,"Ji Anita ji vo kanjoos jab ghar mein hote hai toh kuch nahi krne dete iss baar mein rakhu gi party."

Anita,"theek hai angoori ji sab ko inform kar denge."

Aur app sab yeh baate kha se sun rahe the ?

Happu,"hum unke bgl mein hi khade the , chalo hamme der ho rhe hai , good bye".

Happu goes away laughing and thinking of anita.

Tiwari,"Hmme pagli se yeh ummid na thi."

Vibhuti ummid toh mujhe bhi asi nahi thi anu se lekin usko Uss kalavati sharma ne bhadkaya hai."

Tiwari,"Ji aap sahi keh rahe hai uss kalavati sharma se apna pati toh smbhala nahi gaya lekin dusro ke ghar tod rhi hai."

Vibhuti, "Tiwari ji vese dekh lijiye bhabhi ji motalo mtlb apki ammaji ke kaafi influence mai hai."

Tiwari,"kya mtlb aapka".

Vibhuti, "mera mtlb dekh li jiye kahe koi pandit khel na krjaye , baadme pta lage chote laddo ke bhaiya ki jgah dusra ramphal aagya."

Tiwari,"eeeeeee, aap ab batmizi kar rahe hai."

Vibhuti, "yahi sach hai ".

Tiwari,"baat toh sahi hai lekin anu mtlb anita ji ko bhi dekh lijiye kalavati sharma jese aapka aur unka talak na hojye."

After some more discussion of 10 minutes.

Vibhuti,"yaar Tiwari ji ab kya kar skte hai."

Tiwari, "ha Vibhuti ji lekin kuch na kuch toh krna padhega varna kt jayega dono ka."

Teeka , Malkhan and Tillu appears of knowhere.They had already looted them twice and now they are coming to loot them once more .

Vibhuti,"Tiwari ji hmme bhut gussa aa rha hai g krta hai minal aur kalavati ko maar du."

Tiwari, "bhadh bhooti ji hmme bhi bhut gussa aa raha hai lekin kya kare vo hmari amma hai aur minal-anurag bhabhi ji ke dost."

Tiwari, "Ab, kahe aaye ho be?".

While they were discussing Teeka interupted,"Bhaiya , aap roz ki tarah paise dedo yeh hmari company ki zammeen hai."

Vibhuti, "kahe ke paise be , hmare pass paise nahi hai."

Malkan,"paise toh aapke gurde se bhi nikal lenge."

Tikka shows his knife to Vibhuti and Vibhuti gets afraid and joins his hand,"please yaar hmare pass koi paise nhi hai."

Tillu"paise toh aapki Halak se bhi nikal lenge."

Tiwari, "koi nhi Vibhuti ji paise de dete hai."

Surprised Vibhuti ,"Aapke pass paise thee Tiwari ke bache toh kuch khanne ke liye bahi la sakte the bhukh se jaan nikli ja rahi hai."

Tiwari, "Arey aap chup kijiye, bete, hmane paise yaha ik potli mai rakhe hai uska dhaagha kholne ke liye ye chaku dena."

Malkhan gives knife to Tiwari as a reflex.

Teeka ,"Saale , muchal ye kya kar diya tune hmare pass orr koi htyaar na hai."

Tiwari instantaneously put the knife in Malkhan's mouth and says,''bete agar apne dost ki slamati chahte ho toh jaldi se jaldi jitne paise ikhthe kiye hai sab nikal do varna iske thobde theek krvane mein ye paise lag hi jayenge."

Vibhuti, "Tiwariji aap yeh kya...police..."

Tiwari,"yeh saale issi layak hai , agar police aayi bhi toh keh denge ki aatm raksha ke liye maara hai yeh log hfta vasooli kar rahe the aur agar paise na do toh chaku marne wale the."

Tillu,"yeh aap theek nahi kar rahe ho seth ji."

Tiwari, "chup be saale , tum jo kar rahe ho vo theek hai , paise nikalo varna iske muh khraab hone aur mrne ke tum hi jimmedar hoge."

Malkhan," bhaiya bas yeh das hzaar hai meri jebh meh."

"nikaliye Vibhuti ji inki jebh say paise ."Tiwari says horizontally pushing the knife into Malkan's mouth."

Malkan ,"saalo dedo paise ."

Vibhuti takes money from malkhan's pocket then looting Teeka and Tillu.

Tiwari ,"agar aaj ke baad dekhaiyi deye toh phir kabhi dekhne layak nahi chodenge."

He then pushes malkhan and kicks him also cutting Teeka with chaaku on his arms.

Teeka ,"Aaaaahhhhh".

Malkan,"Arey moori mayiaan bhago re ."

Tiwari,"rukkoo saalo , hmare ghar mein party hai waha jao orr khub tamasha karo agar nahi kiya toh"and shows hidsknife to Tillu.

They all run away as fast as they can and to go to the doctor.

Vibhuti, "Tiwari ji yeh kya tha."

Tiwari, "Yeh hmne apna gussa nikala hai.

, vese kitne paise mile saalo se."

Vibhuti counting and saying ,"1.2.3...7...10..11...20...30 saalo ne 30 hazaar loota tha."

Tiwari, "Chaliye phir party hojaye ".

Vibhuti,"chaliye Tiwari ji chaliye."

At a restaurant:

"Arey tiwari ji maza aagya khaana khake",Vibhuti said eating like he has never eaten before.

Tiwari doing same replied,"Arey bhai apne hi paise he jo unn kamino ne loote the ."

Vibhuti,"Tiwari ji kaafi jabardast move tha aapka ...aur kaisa lag rha hai."

Tiwari,"Dekhiye Vibhuti je hmme toh pehle drr laga lekin badme maza aane lga."

Vibhuti,"Kaafi ucch vichaar hai aapke...lekin kab tak aisa chlta rahega Tiwari ji. "

Tiwari,"baat toh sahi hai badhbhooti ji".

Vibhuti, "loondon ke paas kaafi maal tha kyu na uss se koi business start kre ... mein padha likha hu aur aapke dimag ke aage ache ache buisness man fail hai."

Tiwari,"baat toh sahi hai Vibhuti ji lekin kya kre ."

Vibhuti,"pehle aapke khoke ko luutt te hai usse jo maal nikle ga us-se hm nayi dukaan keraye pe lekar kuch dhandha khol lenge."

Tiwari,"Kyu bhai hmari dukan kyu?...Angoori ka kya?"

Vibhuti,"Arey Tiwari ji jisko aapki phikr nahi uss ki aap ko kahe phikr hai orr vaise bhi ghar mein toh aapke itne paise hai ki unko kuch karne ki jaroort nahi ... ha bas yeh daan pun krna band kr de."

Tiwari,"baat toh aapki sahi hai...iss buisness main hisedaari 70-30 ki hogi aur vese bhi kitni der tak ik dusre ke dushman ban ke jiyenge."

Vibhuti,"phir aapne kar dina na chote logo wali baat iss buisness mai koi sajedaari nahi hogi dono bhai bhai ki tarah rahenge aur mere chacha ji iss buisness ko aage london tak lejane mein mdad krenge...aur aapki dusri baat se bilkul sehmat hu mein ab iss dushmani ko dosti mein bdlne ka time aagya hai...Ha aapki dukaan mein paise kitne honge."

Tiwari, "aise toh 50-60 hazaar hmesha rehta hai lekin hmare secret locker mein 10-11 lakh toh mil hi jayenge."

Vibhuti, "secret locker ?"

Tiwari,"ha bhai angoori toh bodm hai kya pta sab kb luta de lekin hmko kuch toh rakhna padhta hai na as an insurance."

Vibhuti, "yeh bhi theek hai ".

At angoori's residence.

Angoori,"lejiye Anita ji aur khaeye".

Anita,"Angoori ji aur kitna khilayenge bas kijiye...vibhu aur tiwari ji toh shayad bhukhe honge."

Angoori in low tone,"Ha Anita ji ab Ammaji ne bola hai toh krna hi padega. "

Anita,"Ji Angoori ji ab yehi tarika hai apne patiyo ko apni ungliyo pe nachane ka ...ik unki kmzori pkdo orr dusra unko ghar se bahar nikal do."

Angoori,"Arey chodiye na Anita ji vaise bbi woh hote toh yeh party na hoti."

Ramkali,"arey kya tum nalle aur bail ka baat leke beth gaye ho mrne do unhe ."

Angoori,"Yehi toh hum keh rahe hai hum bhi bol rhe hai unse ki uss bhadh bhuti ji bail yani laddo ke bhaiya ko choddiye aur party enjoy kijiye."

Dukaan ke bahar.

Tiwari in his mind,"Abhi yeh Vibhuti ka bacha bhrose ke layak nhi hua hai lekin ab test krna toh padhega ...risk hai lekin."

Vibhuti,''Tiwari ji kiss soch mein gir gaye ."

Tiwari, "kuch nhi aap rukiye bahar nazar rakhiye hum aate hai, shukr hai extra chabi gamesha rakhte hai hum."

Tiwari andar jaata hai aur kuch der baad bahar aake Vibhuti ko ek polythene pkdata hai.

Tiwari, "lijiye Bhadh bhooti ji iss mein 10 lakh hai kuch der baad aate hai air 50 hazar lekar... kholiye ga mt isse aise hi koi chura lega aap se."

Tiwari goes inside and stays there for 30 minutes ...then he comes out to find Vibhuti was not infront of his khokha.

Tiwari(in mind),"aakhir Gd daari kar hi di hmme pta tha ki vo paise leke bhaag jayenge ...nale he pehli baar 10 lakh ka naam suna hai chalo koi baat nhi uske andar bhi keval 50 hazaar hi the."

To be honest he has right to doubt as Vibhuti has looted and betrayed him so many times that he cannot be trusted blindly.Tiwari was angry at Vibhuti but after looking some more Tiwari saw the bag lying there only just below his feet.He was amazed to see this but now the doubtness turned into carefullness. Yeah he was now a bit worried about Vibhuti , so he waited there for about 15 minutes and then Vibhuti appears:

Vibhuti,"Tiwari Ji aap yhi hai abhi tak ."

Tiwari, "Pehle yeh bataiye ki aap kaha gaye the aur bag edhar kyu chod ke gaye?".

Vibhuti,"Mein jab yaha khada tha toh mene happu singh ki aawaaz suni phone pe chila rha tha toh mene socha khi rayta na phel jaye ."

Tiwari,"toh"

Vibhuti,"Toh mein bag ko niche rakh ke ki aap arrest na ho idhar se muh pe kpda lpet ke bhaagne lga,aur Happu singh ko lga koi chor hai toh wo mere piche bhagne lga lekin saale ka pet toh 9 mahine ki pregnant auraat se bhi bdha hai toh mene usse piche chod diya ... phir."

Tiwari ' sorry Vibhuti ji hmko maaf krdo hmne aap ka Test lene ke liye issme sirf 50 hazaar dale ki aap paise th lekar bhaag na jo lekin aap toh bhut ache dost nikle.'

Vibhuti,"Maafi toh mujhe bhi mngni chahiye Tiwari ji aap ka test lene ke liye ki aap hmare liye rukte ho ya nhi mene yeh bag idhar hi choda aur Happu se bachne ke baad aapko Jhadiyo mein se dekhta rha...lekin aapne 50 hazaar bhi kyu rakhe bag mein?"

Tiwari,"Kuch bhi hota lekin aapne hmara sath toh nibhaya hai naah yeh aapko uske inaam ya phir aap bhukhe na mre iske liye diye the."

Vibhuti,"Tiwari ji aap ke liye mere mann mein izzat aur bhadh gayi ."

Tiwari,"Thank you Vibhuti ji and same here."

Vibhuti,"arey kitne paise hai yeh toh bataiye".

Tiwari,"20 lakh hai nya khokha khul jauega iske sath Aur aap library jayenge kl se.

Vibhuti,"kyu?"

Tiwari,"kyu mtlb, padhne ke liye ladkiya tadne nahi taaki aap ki knowledge increase ho aur aap buisness mein lga sake ."

Vibhuti, "ji Tiwari ji".

Tiwari knew that many of Vibhuti 's degrees were fake but he never underestimate mind of Vibhuti if Tiwari can handle the buisness then Vibhuti can manage and invest some money also.

Vibhuti, "par Tiwari ji buisness konsa start krenge?"

Tiwari, "Dekhiye bhadh bhooti ji hmme pta hai ki thoda ajeeb lge ga lekin hum es baar phir se kacha bnyan ka buisness nahi krna chahte."

Vibhuti, "baat toh sahi hai Tiwari ji , lekin uss buisness mein aap bhut ache hai aur nya kya krenge?"

Tiwari,"Dekhiye Bhadh bhooti ji hum ne socha hai ki normal mens clothes ka buisness krenge lekin as a insurance hum kacha banyan ka buisness bhi krte rhenge pehle ik achi c dukaan kiraye pe lenge phir buisness shuru krenge."

Vibhuti, "Theek hai Tiwari ji vese bhi hm agar saari ka buisness shuru krte toh hmari bibiya hi hmme barbaad krdeti."

Tiwari, "Idea acha hai hum all in one buisness krenge usse barbaad hone ka khatra bhi km hojayega lekin hmme apni bibiyo ke yeh baat nhi pta lgni deni hogi varna vo hmme phir se barbaad krdengi."

Vibhuti,"Ha Tiwari ji Anu toh vese hi bhut lalchi hai vo sab toh jese hi paise aayenge sab kha jayegi aur agar sarriyo ka thoda sa bhi buisness hai toh hum dono bibiya khud hi sab lejayengi aur Angoori ji toh sab daan kar degi."

Tiwari, "Sahi baat hai bhadh bhooti ji lekin aap sirf padhne pe dhyaan dijiye main chahta hu ki aap padhe aur hmare buisness ko aage bhadaye share market mein invest kare aur apni GK achi kijiye shares ke upar niche ka dekhiye buisness management ki padhayi kijiye aur bilkul bhi tension mat lijiye ga khaana paani ki hm hai na."

Vibhuti,"Theek hai Tiwari ji lekin apni apni bibiyo pe nazar rakhni hogi aur unse back ke rehna hoga yeh sab kyuki unke liye hum gvaar nle hi theek hai."

Tiwari, "Ji vibhuti Ji".

Tiwari and Vibhuti starts working hard but there Anita and Angoori were having parties and kitty parties.

15 days are gone now.

Vibhuti is in library. Tiwari had started the buisness is going well , all the clients that Tiwari was having before ,he contacted and told his situation , many clients gave him good orders but this time Tiwari increased both Prices and Quality but to a reasonable rate ,so client could not deny the offer. While Tillu and Angoori started managing the shop. Tillu was not having a single order ,all the clients has gone to Tiwari and Why they will not go ?why they will have poor quality at a low price instead having a good quality with 5 or at max 20 rs. more . Anita and Angoori are at Anita's residance ,and Tiwari is going from the street .

Tiwari (in mind) ,"Ajj bhabhi ji ke didaar krliye jaye .Tiwari hears voice coming from his house.

Anita," Dekhiye Angoori ji hum orr parties nahi kr skte mein toh yeh party kr krke bhut Bored feel kr rahi hu, Vese bhi Hm hafte mein 8 din party kr rahe hai ."

Angoori ,"Haye daiya, hafte mein Aath(8) din hote hai kya hmme toh lgta tha Saat hote hai."

Anita,"Arey Angoori ji aisa sirf kehte hai udh harn keh liye."

Angoori,"Acha theek ba. Lekin phir kya karenge Anita ji Hm toh bhut bore ho jayenge na akele bthe bthe ."

Anita,"Toh koi film dekh lijiye ga ."

Angoori,"Nahi Anita ji Hmmne sarii filme dekh li hai .Aise ladoo ke bhaiya bhut kaam krvate the lekin ab toh time hi time hai."

Anita,"Ha lekin aapko kaam krna pasand tha na ."

Angoori,"Arey Anita ji aap bodm jaise baate kyu kar rahi hai . Kisi ko kaam krna pasand hota hai kya aisa sirf dikhana padhta hai ta ki pati ke mn mai izzat aur hmare jane ka drr hamesha bna rahe."

Anita,"Angoori ji aap toh mujhse bhi aage nikli .lekin aaj kre kya?"

Angoori,"Ek kaam krte hai Cinema hall chlte hai phir kisi ache se restaurant mein khanna khayenge.''

Anita,"Lekin Angoori ji paise ?"

Angoori,"Arey Anita ji aap kahe Tension le rahi hai hm hai na ,bhut maal dba ke rakhe hai Tiwari ji .Kayi baar 2 - 4 lakh toh Hm kuttn bhaiya ko de dete the.aur laddoo ke bhaiya ko bol te the ki Amma ji ke kehne pe daan kr diye. "

Anita,"Angoori ji aap toh mujhse bhi aage nikli .lekin hmare pati bhut din se ghar nahi aaye yeh na ho ki nikal gaye ho ya phit haat se na nikl jaye."

Angoori,"khi nahi jayenge dono ,kuch kaam ke hai nhi bheekh maang rhe honge itni jaldi mrne wale nahi hai vaise bhi apni toh ash chl hi rhi hai apne ko kya . Ghum phir kr yehi aayenge hm dono ke pairo mein gid gid aayenge ."

Anita,"Ha hona toh aisa hi chahiye Kalavati sharma ne toh yehi kha hai,lekin phir bhi un bhikhariyo ko ja ke dekh aate hai mann ki tasali bhi mile gi aur kleje mein thandak bhi padh jayegi."

Angoori(laughing),"Aur thoda sa hs bhi lenge."

Angoori then went to kitchen for bringing

tea. Anita was still laughing and took her phone and started calling kalavati sharma unaware of the poison that crept into Tiwari's Mind.

Author's note:

It is all folks with the first chapter and the story had just started . I had tried to keep the foolishness that is in the show away and tried to keep both Comedy and Crime a little bit . But if you have read untill this you must read the next chapter. I promise the things will go to the rated level in the next one . This is just starting And Ofcourse please add your comments they are worthy.