It's just an ordinary day in Quhog, Rhode Island. Peter Griffin is sitting on the couch watch tv when his wife Lois walks in.

Lois: Peter, my father wants to talk to you.

Peter sighs.

Peter: Fine.

Peter gets the phone and answers.

Peter: Hello, Carter.

Carter: Hello, Griffin. I need you to call people for my big party I'm throwing tomorrow night. This party is going to be huge, so I'm putting you in charge in sending out the invitations. My secretary can't do it because her stupid son fell into the tiger exhibit at the zoo.

Peter: Who should I invite?

Carter: As long as they are white and rich. Bye, Griffin.

Peter: Someone white and rich… (Gasp) I've got it!

Peter then begins to write a letter.

The next night at Carter's party, the Griffins are just hanging out while Carter Pewtershmidt is having a conversation with Vince McMahon.

Brian: Peter, I can't believe you invited Vince McMahon. He's only one of the greatest business owners who's ever lived.

Peter: Yeah, Carter said only to invite people who are white and rich. He's both.

Brian: Well, it seems they're getting along.

All of a sudden, the front door of Carter's mansion gets kicked open and standing at entrance is Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Austin approaches where Carter and a now scared Vince McMahon are standing.

Austin: So, you thought you could catch a break from Stone Cold Steve Austin? Eh-eh! You thought wrong, ya silly bastard.

Carter has had enough with this inconvenience and gets in Austin's face.

Carter: Now listen here, you bald, beer-swelling redneck. You leave my new best friend alone and get the hell out of my mansion!

Austin: Who the hell are you?

Carter: I'm Carter Pewtershmidt, damn it!

Austin: Well Carter, here's to ya!

Austin gives Carter the double bird, which infuriates Carter even more.

Austin: Now scram, jackass before I stomp a mudhole in your ass and walk it dry!

Carter: If you think that you can just walk into my home and intimidate me…

Austin: What?

Carter: I was saying…

Austin: What?

Carter: I said…

Austin: What?

Carter: I…

Austin: What?

Carter: If you'll just…

Austin: What?

Carter: Would you just…

Austin: What?

Carter: I said…

Austin: What?

Carter: Stop it!

Carter suddenly shoves Austin. Austin retaliates by doing a Lou Thez Press on Carter and punches him in the face several times. He then gets off of Carter and sets him up for the Stone Cold Stunner. When Carter gets up and turns to face Austin, Austin flips him off and gives him the stunner. This causes Carter to fly backward across the room and crashing through a window.

Stewie: Wow, I guess people really don't oversell that move.

Shortly after that, the police arrive and arrest Austin.

Austin: I ain't through with you, Carter! Not by a long shot! I'm going to whoop your ass and your daughter's family's asses!

Austin gets shoved in the backseat of a squad car and is driven off to jail.

Lois: Oh no! What are we going to do? Mr. McMahon, can you help us?

McMahon: Ha! You're on your own! Thanks to Carter and your family, I'm finally free of Stone Cold Steve Austin.

Carter: Please Vince, you have to help me… I mean, us.

McMahon: Here's some advice, Carter: Life sucks and then you die. I'm free! I'm free!

Vince McMahon then runs to his limo, gets in, and is driven off.

Peter: DTA. Don't Trust Anybody.

The next day at the Griffin's home, Carter is sitting at the Griffin's home while Lois is making him tea. Suddenly, Peter comes in with a package addressed to Carter. When Carter opens the package, a rattlesnake lunges out of it and bites Carter in the face. Later at the hospital, Carter is being treated while Peter and Lois are having a conversation with the doctor, who is really Stone Cold Steve Austin in disguise.

Lois: Doctor, is my father going to be all right?

Austin: Oh, I'll take care of him, miss.

Austin tears off his surgical mask and reveals himself.

Carter: Oh no!

Austin then pounces on top of Carter and starts rapidly punching him in the face.

Austin: Yeah, that feel good?! Huh?! How about here?!

Austin then punches Carter in the groin.

Carter: OW!

Austin then grabs a bedpan and hits Carter in the head with it.

CLANG!

He then grabs the defibrillator paddles…

Austin: Clear!

Austin then shocks Carter. He then turns Carter over on his stomach and grabs the IV needle.

Austin: This is going to hurt you more than its going to hurt me.

Carter: Oh God, please no!

Austin: You want mercy, Carter? Take your ass to church.

Austin then shoves the IV needle up Carter's ass.

Carter: OW!

Austin: Ya piece of trash!