john phoenix waked up
"good morning to all my beloved people and uncle phoenix" said john phoenix
he opened the door but uncle phoenix was not there
john phoenix looked under the table and behind the chairs under the rug behind the walls inside the kettle under the sink under the floor under a rock and inside his clothes but he could not find uncle phoenix
dick gumshoe was gone too, were his dgs family gone too?
john phoenix went to his attic where naruhodos legal consultency 2021 was found and ryunosuke was there and susato was there and iris was there and also sholmes was sitting in the corner depressed
"hullo john phoenix are you also here to watch me die" said sholmes
"hes sad cause we wernt accepted into askaceattorney" said ryunosuke
"ask ace attorney? that's me. why would sholmes be asked questions as an ace attorney when im the ace attorney?" said john phoenix "wait why am I not asked questions? this ask ace attorney is clearly a sham"
john phoenix went to ask ace attorney a new building in los angeles and lots of people from the ace attorney series was there except john phoenix for some reason
john phoenix walked through the crowds looking for uncle phoenix when he found him surrounded by people
"phenix is your hair real" said someone
"yes" said phoenix
"OBJECTION" shouted john phoenix "no its not real its fake, he lost his real hair in turnabout egg"
phoenix cried
"uncle phoenix stop slacking you are a lawyer you are to be at the office now" said john phoenix
"sorry john phoenix i work here now" phoenix smiled to john phoenixs disgust
john phoenix went to leave
"wait john phoenix" said uncle phoenix. john phoenix stopped "the truth is hidden at teh beginning"
"you are stupid"
john phoenix went home
at the home he went up to the attic cause his better family was there who is better than the useless uncle phoenix
he explained what happened to dgs people and they thought
"maybe we should ask phoenix why he changed jobs" said ryunosuke
"yes" said john phoenix
john phoenix got out some paper and aid
"dear uncle phoenix
i command you to tell me why you work for ask ace attorney
anonymous"
john phoenix sent the letter and then he got a reply
"dear anonymous
let me work at ask ace attorney for the time being, ill be a lawyer again soon
3 years, thats all itll take
Happy to answer any more questions! - uncle phoenix"
john phoenix went red with rage. how dare uncle phoenix give such a non-answer!
"maybe the answers hidden somewhere in the letter" said iris
"hm maybe its in the first letter of each line" said susato and they did that but all they got was 3l3H
"WAIT A SECOND" said john phoenix "dl3H is Help upside down phoenix wright didnt change jobs they FORCED HIM TO!"
"OHHHHHHH FUCK" said dgs everyone and john phoenix
just then the attic door opened and maya came in and also vera misham from apollo justice
"help the ceo of ask ace attorney is a nazi"
"we must kill him then" said john phoenix, which finally got sholmes out of his depressedness
"ha ha, yes, he shall pay for ignoring the inimitable herlock sholmes! and also being a nazi"
john phoenix ryunosuke susato and sholmes got into the johnphoenixmobile and drove across the street to the gatewater hotel where askaceattorney was hosted
bellboy was there
"hey bellboy wheres the ceo of askaceattorney were pretty sure he kidnapped the entire ace attorney cast except dgs and me" said john phoenix
"abSOlutely sir im happy to help" said bellboy
bellboy took them to room 15 where the ceo was
john phoenix rammed the door down and the ceo was there
the ceo stood up alarmed
"I'm sorry that sharing opinions on social media has become such a dangerous ordeal-" said the ceo
herlock sholmes punched the nazi with his boxing skills and susato tossed him into ryunosukes sword
then john phoenix revived him so that that didnt count as murder and he went to jail for his conspiracy plot
"thank yuu john phoenix i knew yo would save me" said phoenix wright
john phoenix slapd his uncle
"uncle you are an idiot i never would have noticed that stupidly criptic message if my dgs friends werent smarter and better than you, next time if you have a gun to your head just fucking tell me"
"sorry john phoenix"
the end