MXC: Disney vs. Cartoon Network vs. Nickelodeon
Rated K+
Summary: Three of the post popular cartoon-centered brands engage in a battle of legendary proportions as they compete in the toughest competition in town! Who'll be the last brand standing? We'll find out on MXC, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge!
Disclaimer: I do not own anything associated with Disney, Cartoon Network, Nickelodeon or the show MXC, also known as Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. MXC and the rest of the characters is owned by Paramount Network (aka Spike TV), and that's all you need to know. Since I got back to binging on more MXC on TubiTV, I'd figured why not write up a big fic featuring characters from both Disney, Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon shows, mostly cartoons in which they're competing on MXC? That's what me and The Amazing Ghost Musician are gonna be doing here in this story, so most of the credit goes to my co-writer as well.
P.S.: This will be set in an AU in which Fox and Disney both own MXC, hencewhy this is gonna be a bit of a family-friendly approach. I understand why people are a bit turned off by MXC feeling more like PG-rated WWE without Kenny's dirty jokes and Guy LeDouche himself, but it's not my idea. The Amazing Ghost Musician actually thought of an alternate universe where Fox and Disney end up owning MXC. That's only the MXC fic we do together whereas my MXC fics will be written like the show without all that family friendly crap with Kenny's dirty jokes and Guy LeDouche included. I hope that can help clarify things here. Anyway, sit back and enjoy!
Chapter 1: Introduction/Hosin' The Hos
What are these people running from? They're not! They're running to the world's toughest competition in town, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge. Tonight, it's total kid-brand supremacy as the world of Disney takes on the world of Cartoon Network who also takes on the world of Nickelodeon! It's a classic battle of family friendly proportions. Just who will be number one? Get fired up for MXC! And now, here are your two wild and crazy kids, Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano!
After the usual introduction was over and done with, the intro soon switched over inside the castle where the show's two main hosts, Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano, were sitting next to each other while the show's interns were sitting right behind him.
"Hello, everyone and welcome to yet another power packed edition of MXC," Vic smirked over to the camera, "And dare I say, Ken, this is bound to be one of the longest competitions we're ever gonna have on this show."
"Yeah, and hard to believe it's gonna last an hour." Ken said to Vic as he put on his Mickey Mouse hat.
"And for much good reason, Ken, because today will be a three way dance between Disney, Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon." Vic replied back to Ken, "Yes, the three kid-centered brands battling it out to see who reigns supreme."
"Oh, you definitely know I'm going for Disney in this one." Ken winked.
Vic raised an eyebrow before saying to Kenny, "How so?"
"Well, for one thing, Vic: They got an awesome theme park!" Kenny smirked out before also explaining to Vic, "Plus, Disney definitely knows how to listen to their fanbase. They know what the people want when it comes to feedback. Both Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon don't even do that themselves like they used to back in the late 90s and early 2000s, Vic. They prefer to fool their audience and sucker them out of their hard-earned money by making cartoons in that god-awful CalArts style."
"You make a interesting point, Ken!" Vic replied, "Even though I'm not supposed to be biased, I gotta admit I'm gonna lean on Disney in this one too."
"Yeah Vic, a lot of things in the cartoon universe have changed since 2007 and it's mainly because of greedy corporations who refuse to spend even any amount of money to pay writers or actors." Kenny explained.
"That really must suck, Ken." Vic nodded.
"It totally does, I'm so glad we're not working for either one of them." Ken replied, "Because otherwise, I'd be caught wearing an awful 'I love Teen Titans GO' t-shirt on top of it."
"Well I can't argue with that logic," Vic shook his head before saying to Ken, "But anyways, for all the kids watching at home with their parents, you won't have to worry about any inappropriate things happening in tonight's episode."
"Oh that reminds me!" Kenny said before putting on his face mask.
Vic immediately raised his eyebrow at this and said, "Uh, Kenny? You sure it's safe to wear that in the middle of a broadcast?"
"Well I'm sure you and everyone watching should know that we gotta be safety first!" Kenny replied first-handedly.
"I'm sure that's not necessary, Ken!" Vic replied, "Don't you remember? Before we came back from that long hiatus, the wonderful folks at Disney and FOX made sure we took our vaccines ahead of time."
"Right now I don't wanna take the chance, Vic." Kenny said nervously, "Especially since Guy tested positive for COVID last year, and I almost caught it myself thanks to him."
Vic rolled his eyes, "Well as you take precaution, let's take it over to our field reporter for today, Soos from "Gravity Falls"!"
"I want the old MXC back!" Said one of the interns behind Vic.
"You be quiet!" Kenny shouted before taking Vic's fan and smacking the intern in the head.
Vic then groaned to him, "Kenny, was that really necessary?"
"He had it coming, Vic." Kenny replied back to his partner.
"Oh boy!" Vic said, shaking his head.
After that segment ended though, the scene transitioned over to the field where Soos from "Gravity Falls" was shown wearing an explorer's outfit complete with a pith hat, tanned T-shirt and small shorts that hardly yet almost didn't make it fit around his lower body.
"Hey guys, it feels really nice to be here doing my duties as a field reporter for this competition." Soos replied to the camera, "Although if I'm gonna be completely honest, these shorts are riding me a little. They look like they could be fit for a midget or something. But all problems aside, let's get to the fun part of the show, and that's the games."
Then one by one, a short clip of the events begin playing in a montage, forcing Soos to explain them all in order.
"We start off the show climbing our way to Hosin' The Hos, followed by the rough-as-ever Mud Butlers, which will soon be followed next with Saddle Sores, after that will be the pigskin-loving Dead End Zone, then it'll be off to Pole Riders, next we take a ride with Little Man In The Boat, we soon follow that up with the painful as ever Brass Balls, and finally after an hour of all of that madness, we end things out with the crippling Tumbling Dominos of Doom! My goodness, what a lineup."
After that montage was over and done with, the camera switched back to Soos, who was still looking dapper as ever even though the tightness of his pitch shorts were still bothering him.
"This is gonna be so much fun to watch, I sure hope that my family and my fiancee Melody are watching at home. She and I love this show so much, we're getting married this summer. If any of you guys wanna come, we'll totally send you invites." Soos went on as his cell phone started to ring, "Oh, that must be Melody right now. I promise I'd show her that I'm on MXC for the first time ever, I'm gonna take it over to Captain Tenneal. Good luck tonight, everybody!"
Once after Soos signed off for the time being, the camera switched right over to an open grassy hill where Captain Tenneal was busy standing next to the row of contestants that were sitting on their firm pant-covered butts.
"Congratulations Soos, and get some fitting shorts while you're at it!" Captain Tenneal shouted, before turning back to the contestants. "Question: How many of you believe that the Disney corporation buying many great things we all like such as Star Wars, The Marvel Universe, ESPN, The FOX Network, and many other great things is all part of their plot of continuing Walt Disney's villainess dream of taking over the world? Show hands now!"
Many hands showed in response, mostly coming from the characters of Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon.
"Well you're mostly wrong!" Captain Tenneal said, "Yes it's true that Disney's founder Walt Disney was an outspoken Anti-Semitic who wanted to takeover the world and eliminate some races and religions that he didn't like, but a lot has changed over past several decades. Like teaching all of us great morals about friendship, teamwork and not being so hateful like he was long ago."
"Argh, but I bet he wasn't the richest krab like I was!" Said an unknown voice coming from the crowd.
Captain Tenneal immediately groaned in disgust after realizing how familiar that pirate-looking voice belonged to, "Oh, you really gotta be kidding me…"
"I'm afraid not, bo-yo." The voice said yet again, revealing to be the manager of the Kristy Krab, Mr. Krabs. "For it is I, the most popular boss of Bikini Bottom, Mr. Krabs! Arr arr arr!"
Captain Tenneal rolled his eyes, "You think you're the most popular character ever from a certain talking sponge himself?"
"Of course, I am!" Mr. Krabs said, nodding to the captain, "Gimme one reason why I shouldn't be!"
"Well you don't seem to be liked by the fans over the past decade and a half." Captain replied, "Especially since you've changed for the worst, and have set a number of bad examples over the past several seasons. Such as your greedy cheapskate ways of how you've swindled many of the good people in Bikini Bottom and even it's children out of all their money, not only that but you've treated your employees like garbage, pay them nothing, sold Spongebob for a small amount of change, poisoned your customers, feed them unhealthy amounts of grease, charged them for using the bathroom and even dressed up like your whale of a daughter to torture poor Plankton to the point that he almost committed suicide. What kind of a Krab are you? Huh?"
"You trying to judge the way I live my life, huh?" Mr. Krabs snarled right to the captain close-up, "I am a fair and honest businessman who's only doing what's right for his-"
"I strongly doubt it!" Said another voice, who immediately cut off Mr. Krabs.
It didn't take too long for Captain Tenneal to scout around the crowd, focusing his eyes on one contestant who had a black sock on his head complete with a gap in his tooth, orange-red shirt and purple shorts.
"And who might you be?" Captain Tenneal asked.
"Hello Captain, my name is Edd with two D's, but you can call me Double D and I just want to say something to Mr. Krabs if I can." Edd said as he raised his hand.
"It would be my pleasure!" Captain Tenneal grinned, wanting to hear what Edd had to say.
Edd immediately stood up right in front of an unintimidated Mr. Krabs and spoke calmly, "Mr. Krabs, out of all of the people sitting in this audience, I just want you to know one thing… Plankton should've gotten your Krabby Patty formula and put your sorry little butt out of business, and the only reason why you haven't been locked away in prison for your crimes was because your best employee Spongebob Squarepants has too much of a big heart and his love for krabby patties can blind him of your truthful evil greedy nature."
Everybody in the crowd nodded in agreement while Mr. Krabs stood in complete disbelief of what Double D had said to him just now.
"He's not wrong about that, laddy." Shook a certain Scot's head, who cut off Mr. Krabs once again from talking a single word.
Captain Tenneal once again scouted the entire hill of contestants for another time, focusing his eyes on a duck dressed in a top hat and dressed in a orangey-red bathrobe to complete that rich millionaire look. It definitely didn't take too long for the Captain to identify this contestant just by the sound of that name.
"Oh, wouldn't you know it, it's Scrooge McDuck from Disney's 'DuckTales'!" Captain exclaimed as Scrooge sat up with his signature cane in hand.
"Thank you, Captain!" Scrooge nodded, "Very good to be here. I too also have some words for this old crustacean myself."
"Go right ahead, Mr. McDuck!" Captain smirked.
Getting the Captain's approval himself, Scrooge then approached Mr. Krabs and shot back with valor, "Mr. Krabs, I think I should let you know that I've tasted one of your so-called Krabby Patties once."
"Really?" Mr. Krabs said to Scrooge with a smile, "How did it taste? I bet it was the most delicious thing you ever tasted, huh?"
Scrooge then shrugged a little before saying to Krabs truthfully, "Well, I wouldn't call it delicious. I think if I'm gonna be honest, it tasted like a dust-cropper that was busy cleaning away toe rot and covering it with Bubble Bass's foul stinking breath."
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" shouted all the contestants from that savage comment Scrooge made.
However, Scrooge wouldn't be done with that comment though as he added salt to the wound by telling Mr. Krabs, "Plus, what would make that whole thing awful is having to put that burger on Lori Loud's bottom to where she'd fart on it in the middle of the night, therefore making you eat it."
"Oh yeah, how's about I take your coins and shove it where the sun can finally shine on that thing I put them in!" Mr. Krabs said, scowling to Scrooge's face.
Scrooge then scowled back at Mr. Krabs's face saying with such seething anger, "I dare you to try it, ya old krab. Trust me, it'll be the last thing you ever bloody do, laddie!"
"Hey hey hey, both of you cut it out." Captain Tenneal shouted, before having to step in and break it up "For goodness's sake, this is a family show, there happens to be kids watching and possibly the parents as well, and I'm pretty sure the last thing they don't wanna see are two business creatures fighting it out like they were Tom and Jerry!"
Thankfully, things would begin to calm down very slowly between the two rich billionaires, which forced both Mr. Krabs and Scrooge McDuck to sit right back down while continuing to stare each other deathly in the face.
Captain Tenneal sighed before muttering to himself, "Good grief! If the network brings in anymore of these crazy characters who cause this much trouble, it's gonna drive me bonkers, I swear!"
Before he could sign off though, one of the contestants behind the Captain spoke out to him, "Hey, you just mentioned Bonkers!"
"Yeah, Sheen Estevez… that was a show…" Captain muttered once more before he swung his sword and yelled out: "LET'S GO!"
With his signature shout, both the Captain and the rest of the contestants began to run down the grassy hill, shouting victoriously into victory. As that happened though, Vic began to explain the rules for the first event they were competing in.
"And with the contestants up and running, it's time for our first event, Hosin' The Ho's!" Vic exclaimed, "This is where our contestants must climb up the wall and slide down our solar panels while they're being blasted by our secret fluid!"
"Which is of course, nothing but flat expired Sprite!" Kenny smirked in return.
"Indeed, Ken." Vic nodded to his partner before shouting, "Captain, will you do the honors?"
Replying with a nod, Captain Tenneal blew his whistle before swinging his sword shouting, "GET IT ON!"
It wasn't long before the entire row of Disney, Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon characters began racing up to the wall and climbing up non stop while at the same time being sprayed by flat soft drink fluid.
"And here they are, Ken, rushing right up the wall as quickly as they can!" Vic pointed out before the camera got a good look at Phineas Flynn from Phineas and Ferb sliding down the black solar panel, "And look at that right there. That of course is Phineas Flynn from Phineas and Ferb. He represents the Disney team."
"Why is that kid's head shaped like a Dorito?" Kenny said, asking Vic.
"How would I know, Ken?" Vic shrugged back to his partner, "He's not even my kid."
"I'm getting hungry for Doritos all of a sudden." Kenny replied as he felt his stomach rumble.
"Well you're gonna have to wait until the break or something." Vic replied, turning back to the competition.
He turned back long enough to see Johnny Bravo struggling to get up the wall, only to be cut off by his own teammate Courage The Cowardly Dog climbing up on his back and getting over the wall.
"Oh, and take a look at that, Courage The Cowardly Dog climbing all over Johnny Bravo's body in order to get over that wall!" Vic exclaimed.
"I've never seen a dog look so purple in my life, Vic." Kenny stated.
"Right you are, Ken!" Vic said in agreement.
The camera switched over to another shot where Tucker Foley from Danny Phantom was trying to climb over the wall climbing up toward the shoulders of both Sam Manson and Valerie Grey, attempting to get over the wall the best that he could.
"And right there from Danny Phantom, that's Danny's friend Tucker Foley trying to climb on top of Sam Manson and Valerie Grey right there!"
"If I was Tucker, I'd be careful taking advantage of women like them." Kenny pointed out, "He might make a mistake he'll live to regret."
"I think you might be right!" Vic replied.
And regret he did.
He attempted to grab onto the ledge, only for Tucker to let go and fall off of both girls, falling right into the muddy ground.
"Oh and he spills onto the floor!" Vic pointed out again, "Poor choice by Tucker right there!"
"Yeah, he got dumped." Kenny smirked.
"Indeed!" Vic nodded before seeing the shot of Gus Griswald from Recess trying to get over the wall, "And here's another Disney representative right there. That of course is Gus Griswald from Disney's Recess!"
"That was Disney's best cartoon show from the late 90s, and is still considered one of the Top 10 Best Disney Cartoons of All Time." Kenny explained.
Before Vic could agree with Ken though, the camera managed to get a good shot of Twister Rodriguez from Rocket Power, who climbed onto the wall and accidentally kicked Gus right upside the head right before sliding down the panel.
"Oh, and right there, Twister Rodriguez from Rocket Power accidentally scraping Gus right in the noggin." Vic cringed a little.
Kenny then pointed out right away, "I think he forgot that Gus was there in the first place."
"Well when you don't watch out what you're looking at, you're gonna expect accidents like these to happen!" Vic reminded his partner.
"No doubt, the competitions we have will make them competitors take desperate measures to avoid elimination." Kenny mentioned.
"That's the whole outcome of the game, Ken." Vic nodded as the competition continued.
As more competitors continued to climb the wall non-stop, the camera switched over to a shot where Eddy from Ed, Edd n Eddy was having a hard time trying to get over the wall. He was struggling as hard as he could, realizing his arms weren't being lifted up due to his laziness.
"C'mon, you stupid wall…!" Eddy angrily muttered to himself before shouting, "Ed, help me the heck up!"
"Will do, Eddy!" Ed said with a salute before rushing right over to his friend in order to get an extra boost.
"And as you also see right there, Eddy from Ed, Edd n Eddy getting some assistance by his lunkhead of a friend, Ed." Vic pointed out once more, "I think that might help Eddy get over that wall."
Kenny then asked Vic, "What on earth happened to his chin?"
"Well, Ken, his character is supposed to be like that." Vic replied.
With Eddy on top of his shoulders, Ed proceeded to launch him over the wall, but by doing so, Eddy flung right over the solar panels resulting in Eddy taking a hard faceplant right on the mud!
"OH MY GOODNESS!" Kenny shrieked in amazement.
"That definitely wrecked Eddy's moneymaker right there, Ken!" Vic exclaimed.
"No kidding, Ed just sent Eddy flying like a catapult!" Kenny chuckled a little.
"Right you are, Ken!" Vic nodded, "And that is our MXC Impact Replay!"
As Eddy continued to eat mud in defeat, the MXC Impact Replay played out entirely, focusing on that hard faceplant he took thanks to his friend Ed.
"You see right there, Ed took in a strong boost and it all resulted in Eddy eating mud for breakfast, lunch and dinner!" Vic replied, "That's definitely gonna be a hard thing to taste!"
"With a landing like that, Eddy might have a serious concussion. If so, maybe he could use his broken teeth for the tooth fairy." Kenny smirked and chuckled in response.
"You're possibly right!" Vic nodded, agreeing with Ken.
After the replay was over and done with, the camera switched once more to see both Rudy Tabootie and Penny Sanchez from ChalkZone using a pencil to draw themselves some stairs right in the air, which resulted in them climbing the stairs over the wall and sliding down the ramp, which managed to surprise Ken.
"Whoa, how on earth are they doing that?!" Kenny gasped with amazement, "Is that even allowed?"
"I have no idea, Ken, but either way, Rudy Tabootie and Penny Sanchez from ChalkZone are over the wall for the Nickelodeon team!" Vic exclaimed.
"We should talk with Disney about this, they probably wouldn't want cheaters like that." Kenny said, not enjoying what both Rudy and Penny were doing.
Meanwhile, the camera got right behind the wall to see Edd from Ed, Edd n Eddy climbing up towards the wall using a trusty jetpack to help him out.
"Check that out, Ken!" Vic pointed out yet again, "Edd from Ed, Edd n Eddy using a jetpack to get over that wall!"
"You see, that's what I mean Vic!" Kenny said, shaking his head to Vic, "He should be disqualified!"
"Well if you have a problem, take it up with the network Ken." Vic replied.
Before Ken could object at the last second though, the camera was cut off in time to see Janna from Star vs. The Forces of Evil climb up towards the wall and somersault down the solar panel before hitting the mud safely.
"And looky here, Janna from Star vs. The Forces of Evil get over it nicely without any trouble." Vic replied, "She of course is one of Star Butterfly's friends."
"She's also the kind person who is a master at getting through all sorts of locks." Kenny stated, "Like how she got through Marco Diaz's new wallet."
"No doubt she'd benefit quite well for the Disney team." Vic nodded before seeing Amethyst from Steven Universe go up the wall next thanks to help from both Garnet and Pearl, "And looky here, Ken, Amethyst getting some help up the wall from Garnet and Pearl. They of course are from Steven Universe as part of the Cartoon Network team."
"Also known as the only good show on Cartoon Network." Kenny said, rolling his eyes in boredom.
"Oh, how come, Ken?" Vic asked Kenny first-handedly.
Feeling out of boredom again, Kenny sternly added, "All of the shows on there are just either bad or made in that lousy CalArts style! But believe it or not, Vic, Steven Universe has actually been the best show that Cartoon Network has had in a longtime, it's actually the best show they've done since Young Justice or even Star Wars: The Clone Wars. Steven Universe has everything you can imagine, it has Action, Adventure, Comedy, Drama, Sci Fi and coming of age all in one awesome cartoon series. It was popular with kids and adults!"
"I'll definitely take your word for it, Ken." Vic nodded, agreeing with Kenny.
"Steven Universe has become one of the few cartoon shows in history to win multiple Emmy and Annie Awards." Kenny mentioned.
Before Vic could say a word though, he immediately went back to the action for a little while and saw a huge portion of Disney characters jumping over the wall and sliding down the solar panels, going very fast and furious to get this competition done in their favor and their advantage.
"Well, you might wanna hold on to those facts, Ken, because it seems to me that Team Disney is making a killing here on Hosin' The Hos!" Vic quickly pointed out, "Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network have definitely been outpaced here!"
"It seems our cartoon friends of Disney are definitely in a hurry!" Kenny nodded.
"Right you are, Ken!" Vic nodded as well, "And it looks like the Disney team might be taking the early lead here in this competition so far."
Yet, there were still more competitors from the Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network team that had yet to go up the wall and down the panels. It wasn't long before the camera got a good look at Scooby Doo, who was trying hard to hop up the wall while Shaggy was already on top trying to reach his hand out to him.
"C'mon, Scoob!" Shaggy exclaimed, "We can't get dead last, dude!"
"R'im rying as rard ras I ran, Raggy! R'is is a rong wall!" Scooby-Doo shouted to his partner. ("I'm trying as hard as I can, Shaggy! This is a long wall!")
"And you can see right there, Scooby-Doo having some trouble getting up that wall!" Vic pointed out again, "Shaggy's trying to help him out though."
"It seems that Shaggy and Scooby are inseparable here." Kenny replied. "They're like chocolate and vanilla, peanut butter and jelly, burger and fries, pizza and coke, fried chicken and grape soda-"
"Yeah yeah yeah, I got it Kenny." Vic nodded, "I swear, you're gonna make me hungry now. If you ask me Ken, I think what you mentioned was just exactly the things they spent eating in the buffet room before the show." Vic replied as well.
"Maybe they should spend more time exercising and less time eating." Kenny pointed out.
"Indeed!" Vic nodded.
Meanwhile, as Scooby was still having a hard time getting up that wall though, the camera scrolled to the right to see Zim, Dab and Giz form a human ladder while both Lincoln Loud and Ronnie Anne Santiago climbed up on their backs and got up right to the top, sliding down on the panels while being sprayed with expired Sprite.
"Check that out, Ken! Ronnie Anne Santiago from The Casagrandes and Lincoln Loud from The Loud House getting up that wall nicely!" Vic exclaimed.
"That's some great team work right there from one of our favorite cartoon duos." Kenny smirked, feeling very impressed from the two's combined teamwork.
Vic then reminded Ken clearly, "Let's not forget that both Lincoln and Ronnie Anne were on our show before on our returning episode in 2019."
"Yeah, those were good times. Can't believe I still got exploding sweet potatoes as a gift." Kenny nodded with a smirk.
"I still remember Luan Loud's pranks throughout the episode." Vic groaned to himself, "Thank goodness we banned her from this show."
Kenny then responded with a chuckle, "I did like the little pie prank she gave me."
"Well, believe me, Ken, the feeling wasn't mutual when I took it!" Vic said, scowling to his partner.
The camera then scrolled behind the wall once more to see Scooby-Doo trying yet again to get over the wall, but once again, could not jump high enough to grab onto the ledge. Feeling tired of these attempts, Shaggy managed to get out a deal-breaker in the form of a Scooby Snack in his pocket.
"Here you go, Scoob." Shaggy said as he dropped the Scooby Snacks from his hand and landed right onto Scooby's entire throat, gulping them right away.
Vic saw this right away, saying with curiosity, "I think Shaggy just gave his best friend a little support booster right there.
"Yeah, those Scooby Snacks could actually make him jump farther." Kenny replied, "I can guarantee you he still won't make it up there."
"I think you might be right, Ken." Vic said, actually feeling unsure of the snacks Scooby chowed down.
With a deep breath though, Scooby immediately launched right up the wall and miraculously managed to latch right onto the edge of the wall with his claws, thereby surprising Kenny out of nowhere. Shaggy then proceeded to grab onto Scooby's hand to which he immediately helped Scooby over the wall and down towards the panels, finishing their run nicely.
"Wha-ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" Kenny said with a big shriek.
"I kid you not, Ken!" Vic shook his head, "Those Scooby Snacks definitely did the trick!"
"Oh, now I gotta get me some Scooby Snacks myself." Kenny replied.
"Do you have a dog, Ken?" Vic asked him with a raised eyebrow.
Kenny chuckled before saying to Vic, "Who said I needed a dog to get me some Scooby Snacks?"
"Okay, sorry I asked that." Vic shrugged before getting back to the action.
The camera yet again scrolled right behind the wall to see Patrick Star from SpongeBob SquarePants looking very dumbfounded for a few seconds before trying his chance to rush right up the wall.
"And right there, it's Patrick Star from Team Nickelodeon trying his hand at the wall," Vic pointed out, "And believe it or not, he's the last chance for Nickelodeon as well. So unless he can get over the wall, I don't like Nickelodeon's chances."
"Well, I think you're in luck, Vic, because I think Patrick's night might be done." Kenny said to Vic truthfully.
"You might be right about that, Ken." Vic nodded.
Patrick Star managed to grab onto the ledge at first, but failed immediately to get over as he fell right to the ground with a big thud, landing right on his butt!
"Oh, and Patrick falls butt-first into the dirt!" Vic said, cringing a little.
"See, told you he couldn't make it, Vic." Kenny replied with another smirk, "I told you I was psychic."
"Yeah Kenny, you already reminded me of that." Vic groaned in response before saying, "Well, all aside, it seems we're gonna hear from a disappointed Patrick Star himself. Soos is with him right now behind the wall.
With Patrick feeling a bit confused and disappointed from his run, the camera quickly turned it around Soos as he approached the starfish with a bit of concern.
"Well, that didn't turn out well as expected for you," Soos shook his head, "What did it feel like?"
Patrick Star didn't respond to that question right away as all of a sudden…
*MUNCH!*
The starfish suddenly went after the microphone, chomping right on it and chewing the top of the mic unexpectedly.
"Hey, my mic!" Soos said with a shocked gasp.
Patrick then turned to Soos and said with a mouthful, "Do you have any more microphones? I was a bit hungry and I didn't get anything to eat."
"Oh, come on, that was the only mic I had!" Soos said to Patrick, groaning very loudly.
Once that embarrassing segment was finally over and done with, the scene transitioned over to the scoreboard, where Disney was immediately leading against Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon.
"Well, that can't feel good." Vic shook his head off-screen, "Anyway, we're finished up with Hosin' The Hos and so far as expected, Disney has exceeded expectations, leaving both Cartoon Network and Nickelodeon in the dust, 2-1-0."
The camera then turned it back over to Kenny and Vic, who were still laying low in their castle as usual.
"Not a bad competition so far, huh?" Vic said, asking Kenny close up.
"Yeah, it's looking good." Kenny nodded in response, "I still gotta ask how anyone could eat a microphone like that in one sitting."
"Well, I'll tell you one thing, Ken: If he eats anything like that, he'd give Matt Stonie a run for his money." Vic replied with a bit of a chuckle.
"Yeah, Patrick Star is well known for eating like a hundred or more krabby patties." Kenny brought up, "I'm surprised he's not dead yet."
"That's a tremendous point, Ken!" Vic replied, "After all, it is shown that eating a lot of Krabby Patties would give you a heart attack."
"Or even go right through your thighs, causing you to explode." Kenny chuckled, "Like what happened to Squidward."
Vic immediately replied by nodding, "Talk about walking 'diabeetus'."
"HA!" Kenny smirked, "Nice Wilford Brimley voice!"
"Kenny!" Vic said, nailing Kenny right upside his head with his fan angrily.
Hope you're enjoying this cartoon carnage, everyone. Because when MXC comes back, we serve out with some Mud Butlers. So take that to the bank, pinhead!
Ha, nice job, Vic. We can tell these kind of Cartoon Wars are gonna be interesting.
What kind of carnage will these three teams cause in the next chapter? We'll find out for sure. Until then, don't forget to read, review and leave some feedbacks if you all wish. CHEERS FOR NOW!