It was a weird day in the swamp because of a certain cute maid finding herself present there since she was looking for ingredients.
"What the..." Shrek gawked upon returning with onions in his ogre arms. "Who is this weird girl that's clearly not in the kitchen?"
"Beats me Shrek." Donkey said to his ogre friend while shaking his head. "She looks like she could be making waffles."
"Ooh...!" Maika said with a sudden shift in her face, dashing up to Shrek and observing him. "You remind me so much of Santa Claus! You're big and fat like him!"
"Hey now, I'm an All Star!" Shrek roared in Maika's face while sighing and shook his head. "Sorry I had to bellow at you, but it's better out than in."
Her stomach growling, Maika bent over and let out a huge fart that made her giggle while she playfully fanned it away since she had plenty of more flatus resting within her. Shrek and Donkey exchanged confused glances with each other.
"Whoo, I think she might smell worse than you!" Donkey coughed since it was clear that he couldn't breath.
"Aye laddie, it appears even I have met yet another match in breaking wind." Shrek pointed out while he shrugged and decided to continue eating his onion.