Loud House Stories Episode 1A - Television Division
When Lincoln's favorite TV show finales are premiering the same night, he and his friends have a hard time deciding which one to watch.
INTRO
Loud, Loud, Loud, LOUD HOUSE!
Crashing through the crowded halls, dodging girls like a ping pong balls, just to reach the bathroom on time.
Leaping over laundry piles, diapers you can smell for miles, guy's gotta do what he can to survive!
In the loud house, in the loud house, duck, dodge, push and shove, that's how we our love.
In the loud house, in the loud house!
One boy, ten girls, wouldn't trade it for the world!
LOUD, LOUD, LOUD, LOUD HOUSE!
The sun in the sky was slowly going lower as the classic image of the Loud's forever home appeared.
Lincoln was sitting on the couch, tapping his foot on the floor and staring at the front door.
"Oh, hi! Tonight is going to be amazing! I invited all of my friends over so we can watch...THE SEASON FINALES OF ARRGH! AND THE ACE SAVVY SHOW!" Lincoln yelled.
"Can you believe it? Two of my favorite show's finale's premiering on the same night!" Lincoln said. "But...there's one problem."
Lincoln reaches over and grabs the remote. He presses the button that opens his DVR.
"All of my sisters hogged up the rest of our TV's recording spaces, and there is no space left to record anything. ARRGH! and the Ace Savvy Show play on different channels, at the same time. The both premier in about half an hour. My plan was to watch one live, and then watch the other one right after, but I'm sure one of my friends managed to record one or both."
The sun was setting and the sky was becoming more pink and orange.
"Where the heck are they?" Lincoln said to himself.
The doorbell rang.
Lincoln jumped from the couch and ran over to the door with a big smile on his face.
Lincoln opened the door and saw his friends.
"Hey Lincoln!" They all said.
"You guys ready for one of the most best nights of our lives?" Lincoln said.
"Heck yeah we are!" Clyde said. "I have my special Hunter Spector goggles and my One Eyed Jack action figure!"
"And I bought the most tastiest chips in the world!" Stella added. She helped up her hand and showed a large yellow and red bag that said "Crispy Crisps" on it.
Everyone awed at the sight of it and started drooling.
"Oh, and I brought our favorite soda's." Zach added.
"And I brought my mom's homemade cookies!" Girl Jordan added.
Lincoln's stomach became hungrier.
"Come on in guys! You can leave the snacks on the table." Lincoln said.
Everyone nodded and proceeded to walk into Lincoln's living room.
"I'll go grab us some cups." Lincoln said.
Lincoln entered his kitchen and got a couple of plastic cups.
Lincoln walked back into the living room.
"Thanks for inviting me over Lincoln." Girl Jordan said.
"No problem, I never knew you were into ARRGH!." Lincoln replied.
"Yeah, I love the suspense in it. You never know what's going to happen." Girl Jordan said.
Lincoln walked over to the couch and sat down. He then grabbed the remote.
"Alright guys, which one do you want to watch?" Lincoln said.
A mix of ARRGH!'s and Ace Savvy's filled the room.
Everyone looked at each other awkwardly.
"I was kind of hoping one of you guys had recorded it, since all of my recording spaces are taken. And since they premier at the same time, I kind of needed your help in deciding which one to watch."
"Lincoln, none of us recorded them because we were all going to your house!" Liam said.
"Guys, let's just vote." Stella said.
Lincoln nodded and stood up from his seat and walked in front of the tv.
"Okay, who here wants to watch the Ace Savvy Show Finale?" Lincoln said.
Rusty, Zach and Liam's hands went up.
"Who here wants to watch ARRGH!?"
Clyde, Stella's and Girl Jordan's hands went up.
"It's a tie." Lincoln said.
"Well Lincoln, you're the killing vote here, what do you choose?" Stella said.
Lincoln began to sweat nervously. He knew all of them wanted to watch both shows, but it was impossible. He didn't want to make his friends upset at him.
Lincoln began muttering words out.
"Uhh...may...uhhh...savvy...arrgh...uhh..."
"Lincoln, it's fine, just choose one, we won't be mad. Right guys?" Stella said.
A bunch of "Yeah's" and "Of course"'s filled the room.
"Wait, what if we just write on some sticky notes the names of the shows. Then have Lincoln pick it out of a hat or something." Clyde said.
"Good idea Clyde!" Stella said.
Lincoln went upstairs and into his room and grabbed a pen.
He then went over to Lucy and Lynn's room and knocked on the door.
The door opened and Lynn was standing in front of it.
"What do you wan't stinkin'." Lynn said.
"I need to talk to Lucy." Lincoln said.
Lynn groaned and opened the door wider.
Lincoln entered and saw Lucy sitting on her bed with Edwin next to her.
"Hey Lucy." Lincoln said.
"Hi Lincoln." Lucy said.
"Can I have two of your poem papers?" Lincoln asked.
"Sure." Lucy said.
She got out of bed slowly and grabbed a few from her drawer.
"Thanks Lucy." Lincoln said as he rushed out of the room.
"Mhm." Lucy said.
Lincoln then ran back down stairs.
Lincoln folded the poem paper and wrote the names of the show on it.
Rusty was just slurping the soda he had just put in his cup.
Lincoln then placed the two papers into another cup.
"Alright, Zach, you go shuffle them around a bit." Lincoln said.
He handed the cup to Zach.
Zach began twiddling the papers inside the cup as Lincoln looked away.
"Done." Zach said.
He handed the cup back to Lincoln.
Lincoln closed his eyes and picked one.
"Wait, Arrgh Savvy?" Lincoln said confusingly.
Everyone said "Huh?"
"Rusty's stupid soda slurping must've made me right it incorrectly." Lincoln said.
"How is that my fault? My slurping isn't even that loud!" Rusty said.
"Just write in on the other side." Girl Jordan said.
"I can't, Zach ruined the other side with his cheesy chip fingers!" Lincoln said.
"Hey, you're the one who gave it to me." Zach said.
"Guys, stop arguing. Let's just...play Rock Paper Scissors against each other. Team ARRGH! versus Team Ace Savvy." Stella said.
"That's actually not a bad idea." Girl Jordan said.
"Fine, but we got to hurry this up. It starts in 10 minutes." Lincoln said.
Stella, Girl Jordan and Clyde got on the right side as Liam, Rusty and Zach got on the left.
Stella and Liam faced each other with their hands out.
"Okay, ready?" Stella said.
"I'm readier than a goat waitin' to be milked." Liam said.
"Rock...paper...scissors...SHOOT!" Stella and Liam said in unison.
Stella held out paper as Liam held out scissors.
"Ha! I win!" Liam said excitingly.
Rusty and Zach cheered him on.
Stella groaned and sat back down.
Next it was Rusty and Girl Jordan.
"Alright..." Girl Jordan said.
They each held their hand out.
"Rock...paper...scissors...SHO-!" Girl Jordan was cut off.
"Wait, I wasn't ready!" Rusty said.
"Ugh, fine." Girl Jordan said.
She held out her hand again.
So did Rusty.
"Are you ready now?" Girl Jordan said annoyingly.
"Yes." Rusty replied.
"Rock...paper...scissors...SHOOT!" Girl Jordan yelled.
Rusty held out rock as Girl Jordan held out paper.
"Woohoo!" Girl Jordan yelled.
Stella and Clyde cheered her on.
"That's one for each team." Lincoln said. "Winner of this one, well...wins."
Finally, it was Clyde and Zach.
They each held their hands out.
"Ready?" Clyde asked.
Zach nodded.
"Rock, paper, scissors, SHOOT!" They said in unison.
They both held out scissors.
"Again." Clyde said.
They both held out their hands again.
"Rock, paper, scissors, shoot!" They said together.
They both held out rock.
They both groaned in annoyance.
"Again." Clyde said.
"Rock, papers, scissors, SHOOT!" They said at the same time.
They both held out paper.
Everyone groaned now.
"Guys! Hurry it up, it's 6:55PM, the show starts in five minutes." Lincoln yelled.
"You know what Lincoln? Why don't you just pick ONE!" Zach yelled.
"I don't know which show to pick man!" Lincoln said back.
"Lincoln, just pick one, we won't be mad at you." Stella said.
Lincoln knew that was a lie. Even if they wouldn't show it, he knew he would be upsetting the other team he didn't pick. He thought of Girl Jordan. The only reason she showed up was for ARRGH! and if he picked Ace Savvy, she'd probably leave. But he knows his other three friends in the Ace Savvy team longer and better. It might scramble their relationship a bit.
Lincoln was sweating and his eyes widened.
Faint voices could be heard.
Darkness surrounded him and the heads of his friends were surrounding him. They were all saying "Ace Savvy" and "ARRGH!".
Lincoln screamed and fainted.
Lincoln's eyelids opened slowly and he saw a blurry vision of Stella and Clyde.
Lincoln groaned.
"Lincoln? Are you awake?" Clyde said.
Stella had a worried expression on her face.
"Is he okay?" Girl Jordan asked.
Lincoln groaned a bit more before opening his eyes completely.
"Lincoln, are you okay? I think you passed out from the stress." Stella said.
"Yeah, I'm just very nervous. I wanted to make you guy's all happy. I know you guys wanted to see different finales, but I couldn't hold the pressure I had for losing one of you guys as a friend. I'm really sorry." Lincoln said sadly.
"Lincoln, it's okay. We wouldn't be mad at you. We all just wanted to enjoy some friend time watching the finale." Stella said.
"Yeah buddy, we all would understand your decision." Clyde said.
"But, what about Girl Jordan? She only came here for ARRGH!." Lincoln said.
"Lincoln, you do know I like Ace Savvy to right?" Girl Jordan said.
"Wait what?" Lincoln said.
"Yeah! My favorite character is the Crystal Queen." Girl Jordan replied.
"Really, well, Stella, Clyde, what do you guys think about watching the Ace Savvy finale." Lincoln said.
"Uhm, well...you were out for a bit. I think we missed both." Stella said.
"Yeah, sorry buddy." Clyde said.
"Figures." Lincoln said. "You know what? I still think I know how to make this night one of the best ones in our lives."
Lincoln got up and rushed up stairs.
Stella and Clyde looked at each other confused.
Lincoln went over to Luna's room and knocked on the door.
Luna opened the door.
"Whaddup little bro." Luna said.
"Hey, Luna. Do you mind playing some action music for my friends?" Lincoln asked.
"Sure dude, let me just grab my axe." Luna said.
"Oh, can you also grab your little piano thing you used during Lucy's corn maze." Lincoln asked.
"Dude, its called an organ. Sure." Luna said.
She turned around and grabbed her axe before heading down stairs. Lincoln shortly following her.
"Oh, hi Luna!" Stella said.
"Hey bro." Luna replied.
"I like your guitar. Looks awesome!" Stella said.
"Thanks bro!" Luna said. "Hey dude, can you help me carry the organ upstairs from the basement?"
"Sure thing!" Lincoln said.
Lincoln and Luna headed downstairs with flashlights.
"Now where did I put the dang thing..." Luna said quietly.
Luna looked around a bit before spotting the organ.
"There it is!" She yelled.
Luna and Lincoln approached the organ.
"Alright little bro, I'll carry this side, you get that one." Luna said.
Lincoln nodded.
Lincoln and Luna lifted the organ and slowly walked up the stairs with it.
Luna and Lincoln sighed as they placed down the organ next to the stairs.
"Alright, let me just warm up a bit." Luna said.
Lincoln nodded.
Luna cracked her neck and knuckles and twisted her back slightly to the left, making a large crack noise.
"Alright, dude, what do you have in mind?" Luna asked.
"I know just the thing." Lincoln said.
A COUPLE MINUTES LATER
"This is Ace Savvy speaking. Me and my trusty sidekick One Eyed Jack are heading out to defeat the evil ghost brothers." Lincoln said on his walkie talkie.
"Roger that!" Stella replied back.
Luna played a dark tone melody on her organ. Adding to the suspense.
Lincoln and Clyde hid behind the couch.
"Ace, where do you think he could be?" Clyde asked.
"I don't know Jack, but stay sharp. He could be anywhere." Lincoln replied.
Lincoln's walkie talkie springed.
"Lincoln behind you!" Stella yelled.
Lincoln and Clyde turned around to see Rusty, Zach and Liam wearing ghost outfits.
"AAH! IT'S THE GHOSTS! GET THEM!" Lincoln yelled.
Luna began to play action music on her axe.
Lincoln hopped over the couch as Zach in ghost clothing began chasing him around the coach.
"Jack, help!" Lincoln yelled.
Clyde grabbed his Hunter Spector goggles, pretending them to be a ghost capturer.
"Take that!" Clyde yelled.
Zach faked yelling and he fell to the ground with his tongue sticking out.
"Nice job! Jack! You caught one!" Lincoln yelled.
Rusty and Liam in ghosts clothing began closing in on them.
"Ace, we are surrounded! What do we do?" Clyde yelled.
"I don't know Jack, this may be the time we accept our fate." Lincoln said.
Suddenly, ice cubes touched Rusty and Liam's necks.
"TAKE THAT!" Girl Jordan yelled.
"By order of the Crystal Queen, which is me, I ORER ALL OF YOU TO SURRENDER NOW OR FACE ETERNAL FREEZING!" Girl Jordan yelled.
Rusty and Liam turned around and began closing in on Girl Jordan.
Girl Jordan grabbed a cup of cold water and splashed it on them.
Rusty screeched.
"Why is that so cold?" Rusty said.
"Hey! Ghost's can't talk!" Girl Jordan said.
"Oh right sorry." Rusty said.
Rusty began swirling around and began making dying sounds.
He dramatically fell to the floor.
Girl Jordan just awkwardly stared at him. She then turned over to Liam.
Liam looked back at her.
"Now, do you surrender?" Girl Jordan asked.
Liam in ghosts clothing nodded and put his hands up.
"You did it guys!" Stella said on the radio.
Lincoln, Clyde and Girl Jordan celebrated and laughed together.
Stella came down stairs and high fived them.
Rusty, Zach and Liam got up and they all shared a hug.
Luna looked down at them from the top of stairs.
She thought how cute they looked, how they all had each others backs.
Luna smiled down as the friends broke the hug.
"Tonight really was one of the best nights I had." Clyde said.
"It sure was buddy." Lincoln said as they all shared a laugh.
I hope you enjoyed my first episode. Let me know your thoughts on it if you can by private messaging me or leaving reviews. See you guys with the next one.