Hello there this fanfiction contains references to Resident Evil and Family Guy jokes the fanfiction contains scenes of explicit violence and Gore and occasional swear words. none of the characters are mine this story is the only thing original I do not own either Family Guy or Resident Evil thank you.

Family Guy is owned by Seth MacFarlane Resident Evil is owned by Capcom.

Peter made his car tilt to the side but it crashed the rocket still misses his car

Epic fail fatman! said stewie

and the rocket was still going

you know Donna I think we're going make it out of this after all the rallo said hey what's that? then said ohh fu...kaboom!

the Loretta zombie had a tear in her eye as she saw the whole thing then her eye popped out.

somewhere up in heaven or wherever

death said to God man this is depressing we need more popcorn! God said okay how about a little music? I'll go get the popcorn said death

god turned on his stereo and suddenly the Michael Jackson Thriller music started up

meanwhile the Griffins got out of their wrecked car Peter what's that noise? asked Lois crap! peter said the zombies had them surrounded but suddenly the zombies stopped gnawing on the giant chicken and started dancing to thriller

the Griffin stared in awe at the zombies dancing they looked behind zombies behind them were dancing too this is our chance to escape Peter whispered

the Griffins found a open manhole cover

as they went down Peter came down last he said whoa what the hell happened here?

Brian went on the right there was a spot that looked like an alcove with 2 dead soldiers except the soldiers did not appear to be stabbed or shot

it looks like a battle took place here brian said except these soldiers don't appear to have been shot or stabbed Brian explained. How do you know that your not a doctor said Lois, yeah you're not even good at writing a novel said chris, or keeping a girlfriend sad Stewie, shut up shut up Brian yelled.

I will explain with this cutscene

This way said the soldier

a man takes a vial test tube out of a freezer, it's Shear perfection no one my precious G-virus no one will ever take it away from me.

talking to yourself again dear? said Annette

seriously you do this with everything she said.

my precious Klondike bar no one will ever take you away from me.

my precious Sodapop no one will ever take you away from me.

flash back to G-virus

doctor we're here to collect the G virus sample. said Hunk

never I'll never give up my work the other soldier started talking well you know I would never give up my job and...rattatata Marv you shot him said hunk we were supposed to bring him in alive he explained Marv panicked look just grab the case full of test tubes.he said Annette went over to William William oh my hold on darling I taken care of that bullet wound first stay here she said then cut to him injecting himself with the G virus then killing all the umbrella

soldiers.

the Griffins notice something moving on the ceiling ahhh I hate spiders yelled Lois yeah well you don't look so good yourself lady said the giant spider. cha ching

whoosh a rocket blew up the spider Peter turns around gee thanks pal! peter said. Griffins roar said nemesis somehow I don't think this guy is one of our many adoring fans everybody split up Scooby-Doo Style after a while running around like maniacs Peter found a train somehow everyone else managed to get to the train to the train

well we made it to the train I'll take us to the umbrella secret labs Chris explained ah who is umbrella?peter asked

we've been referencing one of the biggest horror video game series ever and you don't even know what it is? Chris asked

ok there an evil Corporation that makes genetic experiments for our government.

which government? asked Peter

Lois then asks Peter what country are we in? Peter says duh America ohh

Family guy stars it's the monster everyone on the train yelled Peter

pppardon me sir ddddo you have your tickets? asked Porky Pig

I got an American Express card said Peter good enough said Porky then he rings the bell ding! ding! ding!

then the train left nemesis stopped brrrrrr his cell phone rang yeah? he said yeah I missed the train what do I do now?what? just catch the next one!? that could take hours, ah did we miss the train? two gay guys showed up hey buddy do you know when the next train comes? hold on said Nemesis on his phone hey come over here 1 guy came over then nemesis

shoved a T-virus infested tentacle into him

Jerry are ok asked other guy. rowrr! Jerry rippt into the other guy and started eating him ok I'll Wait here I got time to kill.

meanwhile on the train Stewie went through his bag of weapons let's see I got

3 incendiary grenades a double barrel shotgun with 30.rounds, A 44.magnum desert eagle with 2 clips, and a 9mm Beretta with 60.rounds brian said I take the boomstick then Peter took the Beretta and Lois took the desert eagle.

Jack's could have said please said Stewie luckily me I got my laser gun from season 1 he said.

where here Lois the sign says it's not a secret Laboratory said peter. pppplease you ggggotta be ddddumber then to believe that said porky hey what's this? said brian. maybe it's a cannon

it's facing the way we came said stewie Hey let's light the fuse and find out said peter as he lighted the fuse suddenly peeew! bang eh it's just a flare gun what good is that? asked Peter

Hey I see somthing shiny said stewie suddenly Boop will you take the key yes or no? duh said stewie what was that? asked

brian my inventory screen said Stewie

was that a picture of you and Rupert holding hands at the beach? asked brian so? said stewie

Nemesis was in another train okay I just saw the flare on the ground was an overcooked Daffy Duck buy Nemesis flamethrower the train was full of zombies lickers and other various bio-organic weapons. brian saw nemesis coming

Stewie what do we do? asked Brian

I'll handle this sad Porky I've got 20 tons of tttttttnt on this train the Griffins went through the laboratory doors Nemesis train was almost there eepa eepa that's all mother the trains collided and went boom!

to bbbbe concluded

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