This fanfiction was created from an RP I had on reddit, my RP partner gave me permission to turn it into a fanfic so I did.

"Welcome, viewers at home to a brand new season of Total Drama! I'm your host, Chris Mclean, and I welcome you to the most intense season yet! We're coming at you horny viewers from a private island in the Bahamas! Yup! Only white sand and bikinis instead of dirt and lakes!"

The cameras flash to the miles of the beautiful scenery of the beach. The clear blue ocean, the birds, flying high in the sky, and the warm sand gently breezing to another place.

"You may be thinking how we ended up here? Well, thanks to our good friends at NaughtySins, they hooked us up with their island, built suites, and gave us a huge loan for crazy challenges!"

"The old producers thought that survivor shows were too outdated and I was 'too old and 'unstable.' But, they replaced me with a knock-off of me and an even shittier show of previous seasons! Ha! Good thing they all went to fuck themselves after that!"

"Some of you already paid the $99.99 on NaughtySins platform know what's in store for the contestants. But, they don't!" He gives off his signature chuckle, "some was so excited for a chance to win ten million big ones, they signed the x and practically sold all their rights to us. Crazy, right?"

"We'll take about what's in store when all the contestants soon, but stay tuned for..."

The camera started to pan out with sharp cuts dramatically.

"Total... Drama... Fuckfest!"

After the intro, featuring all the contestants, the camera faded back to Chris.

"You may be wondering, where the hell are all the contestants? Well, here they come from the expensive yacht NaughtySins has shot an abundant of masterful scenes!"

After Chris stated the new information, the camera panned to the light blue ocean where a large yacht headed towards the dock.

"Can you believe this, Zoe? Ten million dollars! Can you even imagine what we can do with the money!?" Mike exclaimed, hugging his red-headed girlfriend tightly.

Zoe returned the hug and said "I have no idea what we can get with that much! We already got so much with the money we split after All-Stars! Who knows what we can get with this much! I can't even begin to think of what we'd buy!"

"I can! A new science set and helping my mom pay off my past medical expenses!" Cameron stated.

"I have a few ideas..." Mike replied, blushing heavily, "but, I'm not telling!"

It's been years since they last met, and Mike knew that Zoe was 1,000% the love of his life. He wanted to propose, but they already spent their money on their dream home, paying off any current/future debt they may have, and giving back to their families as a simple thank you.

He wanted to win this season as a way to give Zoe the perfect ring and wedding. With any leftover cash, he would put it in their retirement. Or spend a majority of it trying to raise a baby.

(Responding to Mike) "Well then, I hope we win so I can find out!" Zoey said, with a spark of curiousity in her eyes. She embraced Mike once more and began kissing him deeply.

"Hey, Court, no need to be a bitch! What Gwen and I had was years ago! Stop being so stuck up!" Duncan yelled, following Courtney.

Courtney turned to face Duncan. "Listen up you criminal! You cheated on me on international television and now you expect me to just forgive you because you did it 'years ago'?" She turned away from him. "I wish you'd never returned to this show!"

"Oh, wow! Like you didn't throw me to literal gators! Well, guess what, Princess? Gwen knows how to suck a dick! Plus, she doesn't think it's gross to let her lover fuck her in the ass!" Duncan replied.

Courtney saw that he wasn't to be reasoned with and turned around in a huff to get away from him. "Screw off Duncan! We are not happening again!"

He was going to say much more inappropriate things until he noticed Trent in the corner of his eye shaking his head at the troubled green-haired delinquent.

"What are you lookin' at, Mr. Musical?" Duncan questioned, still sounding agitated from his altercation with Courtney.

"Nothing much. Just a sad excuse for a guy. You don't know how many people you've caused damage to because you couldn't keep it in your pants." Trent replied, sending him a glare.

"Oh, I don't. But, I know who I'm gonna cause damage to right now!" Duncan stated, cracking his knuckles and stomping over towards Trent.

"Leave him alone Duncan!" Gwen says stepping in front of Trent. "You cheated on her, then you try to get back with Courtney now even though she is clearly angry at what you did and then you decide to compare her to me?!" Gwen is very angry right now. "Why the hell would she even want you back?"

Duncan glared at Gwen angrily; his fist was clenched, and blood began to boil. He still had feelings for Gwen but Courtney as well. Courtney challenged him and acted as a caring girlfriend, while Gwen cared and shared most of his interests.

"Why the hell do you care, Gwen? You told me that our kiss was one of the best decisions of your life! Hell, you even told me you preferred me over Trent as well!"

Trent felt hurt by his words and looked down at Gwen, hoping that it wasn't true.

"I was wrong Duncan! At the time I thought that it was a great thing because of how much we had in common, now though I realize that you were the worst choice for me ever! At least Trent wanted me to be happy! You just wanted to spite Courtney! Trent is a better man than you'll ever be!" Gwen shouted in a fury at Duncan.

"Oh, right! Like he's a better man than me! Who was more inclined to meet your family and friends? Who made you feel like an actual person rather than a princess? Whose name were you screaming when we were going at it for three hours straight?!" Duncan's face was beet red and seemed as he was going to explode.

"The same asshole who's trying to pressure his ex back into a relationship when he knows she wants nothing to do with him!"

He scoffed and flicked his hand at both Gwen and Trent.

"Whatever, I'm out of here. Enjoy your little reunion." Duncan stated, strutting away.

Trent shook his head as he watched the green-haired delinquent walk and scratched the back of his head when he had to talk with Gwen.

"Sorry for... all this..." He stated, barely able to keep eye contact.

"It's not your fault! Duncan's an ass, you know that!" She was looking a at Trent in a way she hadn't looked at him in a while. She realized that it wasn't who Trent was that drove her away from him, it's how he acted in Total Drama Action that drove them apart.

"Hey! Hey, Izzy! You gotta try this! Pizza sandwich with five different types of meat in the middle! It's like heaven in a cheesy bun!" Owen stated, pushing the disgusting food towards Izzy.

"Oooh Izzy likes!" She grabbed the "sandwich" and began scarfing it down with intensity.

"Owen, can you stop trying to give Izzy food poisoning for five minutes? The last time you gave her something like that, she ended up puking on my shoes." Noah complained as he held Emma in his frail, brown arms.

"Heh heh heh, sorry, buddy! Maybe I can make it up to you with another double da-"

"No!" Noah interrupted, almost dropping his Asian lover.

"Careful Noo-Noo I don't wanna fall! Besides what's wrong with him showing affection to Izzy?"

"Crap, sorry." Noah responded, keeping a tighter grip around Emma's waist, "that's not showing affection. It's showing that the two grossest people on the show are made for one another."

Owen began to scarf down two cans of 117 ounces of baked beans and let out a gigantic sounding fart moments later.

"See what I mean?" Noah told Emma as she tried her best to hold her breath.

Izzy laughed and got closer to kiss her boyfriend. Having been around him so long she grew used to his farts.

"Okay, you have a point there!" Emma said gagging greatly at the stench that had just filled the air around them.

Owen graciously accepted the kiss and lifted a leg up. His heart began to beat intensely as they embraced. He was glad they managed to become a couple once again and would do almost anything to keep them together.

"Come on, let's go back to our room. We can take the time to study for your law license." Noah told Emma in a whispered tone, taking her hand and walking away from the deck.

Kitty was sort of sitting close to watch the four, but also sort of far to give them some privacy.

"Woo! Woo! Sha-bam! Another season, another victory! Lightning's got this in the bag!" He screamed as he walked past Owen and Noah.

He stopped once he noticed Kitty by her lonesome and decided to speak to her.

"Hey! Don't Lightning know you from somewhere?"

Lightning did; a few years ago, his high school's football team played her school in nationals. Lightning's team won by a landslide, but he would occasionally look at the opposites team's cheerleaders and spot Kitty cheering with her other cheerleaders.

She remembered that annoying jock. "You were at the nationals weren't you? Our schools played each other. You said nasty things to the cheerleaders every time you scored a point!"

With Lightning and Kitty, the young athlete didn't take up the hints that she was disgusted by him.

"Oh, yeah! Lightning scored 62 points that game! One of Lightning's greatest achievements! Lightning's other achievements are his god-body!" He flexed his muscles and his pecks as he kissed his left biceps.

Kitty groaned at the Jock and his overinflated ego. "That athlete was so annoying!"

"But, Lightning remembers those girls! Lightning had three of them suck his sha-rod! Lightning doesn't remember giving you a taste, though; Lightning can give it to you if you like!"

He grabbed the front of his shorts to show her the impressive bulge he hid beneath the layers of clothing.

"No thank you! You are way too rude to just pull this right now!"

Lightning shrugged and continued flexing his muscles. He seemed too out of it to even process what was going on outside his bubble.

"That's cool! Wanna watch Lightning flex his pecs?" He asked, not even waiting for an answer as he began to do it.

Responding to Lightning's last statement. Kitty groaned again and walked away from the jock.

Sierra was following Cody like the stalker that she was, but she was not as rabid as she was before due to them actually hanging out as friends outside the series. "Codykins! Can you believe that we are going to be on another season together? I can't wait!"

"Heh, yeah! This time you're tamer... somehow. But, darn! Since we'll be on national TV with millions of families watching us across the globe, we can't have sex anymore for who knows how long! I'm sure Chris would be very very against it!" He stated, trying his best to sound disappointed.

In reality, he was as happy as can be that he didn't have to have sex with her. Sierra would always fuck Cody at least four times a day to 'practice' for the day she will go off birth control and try for a baby at the ripe age of twenty-five. That meant Cody's balls were always dry, and it hurt to cum. Despite his pleads to settle down, Sierra would encourage him to not give up on giving her a Cody Jr.

"Hey, guys, have you seen Linsday? She said she would meet me in the front of the yacht hours ago, but I can't find her." Tyler asked.

"Sorry Tyler!" Sierra said, "I haven't seen her all day!"

"Better than Tyler, right?" Justin grunted as he continued pumping Linsday with seven inches worth of his gorgeous member.

Both of them spent the last three hours fucking in the room Justin and DJ shared. In those many hours, both had a plentiful of mind-numbing orgasms, with neither wanting to stop.

"Wait a minute?" She said confused. "I thought You were Tyler?" She realized that he wasn't Tyler and quickly got up. "I have to go!"

Justin grabbed Linsday's arm and looked at her with his alluring smile.

"Lindsay, are you going to leave me with a set of blue balls? My doctor told me it's not good to hold it in, or else they could sag. You would be as bad as Heather if you left me like this, and you wouldn't want that, would you? Let me continue, and you can see Tyler."

Justin groped her ample chest and began to kiss her neck.

Justin sent Lindsay into a moral dilema. She didn't want to cause Justin to be hurt, but she also didn't wanna cheat on Tyler. "Fine, I'll stroke you with my hand, that's it!"

"Alright, alright, fine." Justin responded as the blonde-haired ditz began to stroke his prick.

He began to moan and move the hair from her face as she pleased him with her soft hands. He knew this wouldn't be enough, so he decided to prey on her mental capabilities.

"Did you know that sucking at least one cock a day makes your skin softer? The chemical reaction from the man makes the female's saliva turn into something that helps her skin and makes her look younger. But, if you want to age faster than normal and lose all your good looks, that's up to you." Justin said, trying to hold in laughter.

"Great idea Justin!" She said, "I'll do that with Tyler later!" She was dumb, but she wasn't that naive, especially when it came to how sex worked. "This has been fun, but I really need to get back to Tyler after you cum one more time."

Anne Maria was getting a pedicure while tanning on the deck. "Ah thank you! It feels so nice to have someone pampering my feet!" She was of course spraying her pouf with an exorbitant amount of hair spray as always while this was happening.

Cameron had separated from Zoe and Mike to explore the yacht one last time before they arrived to shore. When he was walking by the tanning room, he noticed a pair of sandals that seemed worn. He peeked inside the room and didn't see the usual lady who ran the room, nor did he spot Anne Marie.

When he was sure that he was alone, he grabbed both sandals near his nose and took in the light, stinky aroma with a deep whiff, and exhaled with relief.

Anne Maria had finally finished her pedicure and got up to put her sandals on only to realize that they were missing. "What the hell? I just had them here? Where did they run off to?" She began looking around when she heard a loud sniff coming from the hallway. She stepped out and saw Cameron in a very incriminating position.

Cameron let out a hushed moan as he rubbed the outside of his pants and continued smelling the pair of sandals. Despite his small size and height, he had an impressive package that looked comical on him.

He stopped once he saw Anne-Marie staring and him and fell on his butt, screaming in terror.

"Well Well Well! Whatcha up to short stuff?" Anne Maria laughed as she spoke. "It looks to me like you've gotta show in your hand! My shoe!" She felt powerful seeing Cameron on the ground like that afraid of her wrath. "I won't tell anyone about this incident, unless you stop doing what I say from now on! Got it?"

"Anne Marie! I didn't know you were here!" He stated, trying to hide the pair of sandals, but failing in the process.

He knew he was caught red-handed with a hard-on showing through his shorts and the pair of footwear by his sides. If the cast knew about this kink of his, he would revert to being 'bubble boy' but a perverted version of it.

With a timid and scared demeanor, he nodded. "Please keep it a secret!"

"Well you know what to do Cameron!" She laughed as his panic intensified. "To test your obedience, give my foot a quick kiss!" She smiled knowing what he will do.

"A white rose for my rose?" Alejandro offered, giving Heather a look at his smile and pearly whites.

"You're in no position to call me your anything after what you did!" She turned her back in him and started walking away.

He knew she was the last person she wanted to see right now. After lying to her that he wouldn't sign up for this season and promising to settle down with her, she found out the truth when Chris called his phone to send over the last sheets of paperwork. He knew he was fucked when she waited for him at the loading dock to get on the boat.

"Look, mi amor, I wanted to win the prize money in secret to surprise you! You honestly didn't think I would betray your trust like that, right?" He said, obviously lying.

"Oh? And how were you going to disappear for months without telling me? You're lucky I caught you here instead of cheating on me!" She began walking away again.

Truthfully, Heather was also on the show in secret to win as well. She just decided to make him work harder for her affection. She also realized that he was becoming distant from her at times when they were alone. She was going to win the money and make sure that Alejandro doesn't have any second feelings about her.

Dawn was sitting on the deck meditating with the birds. She opened her eyes and began talking to one. "It's so nice to go to an island where the wildlife is protected, even if Chris is there!"

DJ looked at Dawn from afar and gulped nervously. His legs were shaky, his face was sweating profusely, and he could barely hold the flower he intended to give to her.

"Hi DJ!" Dawn said feeling his aura nearby. "Your aura is very Pink today! Is there a girl on your mind?" She stood up and stretched a little bit. "What's in your hands?"

"Oh!" DJ shrieked, jumping back from the girl.

He was more timid than afraid of her. DJ saw her when her season began and saw her as attractive. Now that she was here, he thought that he could get to know her a little better. She was friendly, calm, and loved animals. Everything he loved in a girl.

"Yes- No- I mean- Maybe! Wait, no! Uh! This is for you!" He said, extending his arm to give her the flower.

"Oh! Thank you!" She said as she took the flower. She decided to put it in her hair. "It's teal just like my eyes!" She gave him a hug.