Coming Out With A Bang
DISCLAIMER: I don't own Glee
Chapter 1: Facebook Tag
Kurt Hummel-Anderson was on Facebook when he notices that he was tagged in a post by Noah Puckerman that reads, "Fuck it! I love Kurt Hummel-Anderson and I am gay! I have loved you for two fucking years and that is why I dumped Quinn! I know you are with Blaine, but hiding this from you was killing me! I don't care if you block me or whatever! I just don't want to hide anymore!" Kurt was at his Dad's in Washington DC with his daughter Liza Marie and sent a private message on Facebook Messenger saying, "I'm at dad's and I left Blaine last week. Were you serious? Are you really in love with me? Are you really gay?"
Soon Kurt heard someone clear their throat before he saw Noah Puckerman holding Liza Marie as he says, "Yeah, Kurt, I'm serious. I I love you and Liza Marie. Look, Kurt, I will understand if you need some time here." Before Noah can say another word Kurt is kissing him and Liza Marie says, "Liza love Nono too." This makes the two men kiss her on the cheek before Carole takes her into her arms. Then the two men go to the room Kurt is staying in before Kurt says, "I love you too, Puck."
Soon the two men are naked and Kurt is taking Noah's gay virginity as Noah says, "I was raped during basic training around the time I just wanted to see Liza Marie a lot. But I didn't consider myself gay until I saw a picture of you, showing off a new pair of pants on Facebook. Let's just say Puckzilla was so hard I had to pull over and jerk off in my truck. I was coming back from Quinn's at the time and by the way that was the day I dumped her. I said your name during sex and couldn't explain why. So, I just dumped her and she didn't talk to me until Liza Marie's birthday a week later. After someone else I thought was a friend told her I was raped."
Then Kurt says, "Dave told me too, Puck, but I didn't believe it. Let's just say, I lied about Finn being my first straight boy crush and after Blaine started drinking. It was Liza Marie that had me crushing on you again." This made Noah pull Kurt close to him before saying, "I know he did more than drink Kurt." Then Noah gets up and takes a folded-up piece of paper out of his wallet. As he shows it to Kurt, he started to cry as he looked at a drawing Liza Marie did. It was a green man saving two stick figures from a red man and Kurt knew the red man was Blaine.
Soon Noah was lying next to Kurt and holding him in his arms. As he says, "I chose today to come out for a reason, Princess. Do you remember the first time I threw you in the dumpster?" Kurt looks at Noah as he says, "That was the first time we met wasn't it?" Then Kurt looks at Noah and says, "I didn't think you remembered that far back, Noah!" Then Noah raises an eyebrow as he says, " What did you call me?" Kurt just smiles as he says, "Noah." Soon Noah is pounding Puckzilla into Kurt as he moans his name over and over.
Soon the two men were in their p.j.'s cuddling and Kurt was getting a video call from Blaine. But Noah was the one that answered the call as he started to kiss Kurt. Blaine just says, "Kurt, is still my husband, Puck and he will come back to me. I am the best thing that ever happened to him." Noah just says, "That's not what my new daughter told me and I am a better man than you are, Blaine! I wonder what Rachel would say about you hurting my Princesses!" Then Noah ends the call without giving Blaine a chance to respond.
After that, Quinn calls him, and when he answers the call she says, "Puck, I can't imagine what you went through, but I just wanted you to know I made Dave tell me about it. He didn't want to and I am glad he did. Because you weren't the only one getting pictures from Liza Marie. Look, Kurt, I know I never got to be your baby mama when you were with Blaine. But I would like to now and I know about you not having good swimmers. So, like Puck would say it's a win-win I get to have his baby and you finally get one of my men, haha. Sorry, I couldn't resist saying that. Okay, well, I got to go and Kurt, you got a good man there. Bye."
Soon the two men felt Liza Marie climbing onto the bed and Noah helped her under the covers. Before she says, "Poopy Blan big meanie, Papa Nono, I love you more."As she goes back to sleep with her head on Noah's chest. This makes Noah tear up a little before he looks at Kurt and says, "I love you and Dada Kurt more." Then Kurt says, "Let me guess, you chose today to come out because my first day of hell was nothing compared to yours." Noah just looked down and says, "Yes, Kurt, and I transferred to the base here. Because I knew they had a policy against gay bashing." This just made Kurt hold Noah as they fell asleep looking at Liza Marie.
Chapter 2 will be up soon