MemeKing Presents: The Great DIO Hunt

by MemeKing the Third

Having had enough of his intern job, DIO bails, and it's up to the cast to track him down. But after the storm they went through, they have quite a few interesting faces that will help them. Will they Find him? Find out in this fun little side story.

Side Story: The Great DIO Hunt

Heyo! Welcome to a fun little filler story that's sure to entertain us all and tide you guys over while I'm working on the next chapter. It's another little crossover. But who is the cast gonna have another crossover with? The characters for next season, of course.

Now, I know what you're thinking: What did you smoke this time, MemeKing? Because I gotta get me some o' that!

Yes. This is also more than just a fun little side story. It's also an experiment/preview for what's to come in my next story. You know, get to know those characters a little early, and have them interact with everyone else, since I love crossovers so much.

But before we get to it, let me explain some disclaimers:

This little side story will have no impact on the remainder of Infinite 2, and is non-canon to the main storyline. But I would say this takes place before the challenge in Rapture, and after the SMG4 challenge. But I'm going to not bring up the drama that just occurred during that (I.e., Coyle revealing Isabelle's big secret, or Terry's heroic B.S.O.D. Just act as though those didn't happen here). Treat this like an OVA.

The reason this crossover occurs is due to time travel. But since that's a difficult plot element that can be confusing in many works of fiction. As my friend explained it, we're going to follow DBZ/Endgame rules of time travel. The gang does not go forward into the "main timeline" future, but an AU one. Just please don't think too much about it and enjoy the ride.

And as always, I don't own any of the characters in this side plot. They all belong to their rightful owners. Also, the same warnings apply to read at your own risk, for obvious reasons.

Ever since I posted the cast for my next story, I made several changes to it, swapping out certain characters, and adding other ones. I had a lot of help from fellow authors who I seeked help from, to assist in adding some characters or ideas. I'd recommend checking who's in it now before moving on, just for clarity. Because I did change it a bit.

Alright. Now that that's out of the way, let's get this show on the road.

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We opened up on the plane, but this was a different day than most. Chris was nowhere to be seen all day. The man was off hosting for an awards show, and the cast were just going about their day.

And DIO could be seen mopping the floor in the cafeteria, mopping vomit off the floor. Long story short, Rick had a hangover, and threw up all over

"Goddamn it, Rick!" DIO grumbled. "You know alcoholism is a serious problem. For I, DIO, at least."

To be honest, DIO was getting sick and tired of this job. Ginyu always entrusted DIO with the most lackluster of tasks and grunt work. As much as he liked sticking around to bring revenge on those brats, was it really worth it? All this time, behind the scenes, he was more often than not the laughingstock who fell off his high pedestal, and the butt of many jokes. Not to mention the pranks from other universes he kept getting blamed for, or had to clean up. And it was eating away at him.

"Then that's settled!" He thought to himself. "Next place we make a stop at, I'm deserting them. Let them come and find me! To hell with this terrible job!"

"You're looking to be in an even more sour mood than usual." Susie said, leaning on the wall and watching DIO work. "Your face alone could spoil milk."

"Laugh it up now, you brute of a girl…." DIO warned. "Pretty soon, you won't have to see this face!"

Susie raised an eyebrow. "What are you getting at? You gonna high tail it outta here or some crap?"

"Precisely. I'm sick to death of this job, and I just want nothing more than to escape it."

"Fine, then. Go. It's not like you'll be 's actually the best news I've heard all day." Susie then proceeds to walk out of there.

"Like I'll miss any of them." DIO scoffed. "Once I leave, I'm gonna rebuild my empire from the ground up."

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It's getting very nasty out there." Tari said as she looked out the window. They were caught in a severe and rainy thunderstorm. The strong winds and heavy rain gave the plane a little bit of turbulence.

"Anybody else feeling like we could crash at any second?!" Joe asked nervously as he tightened his seat belt as far as it could go.

"For once, I think you might be right!" Sora said, trying to hold onto his seat.

"Quit being pussies!" Harley told them. "Honestly, you two are acting like scared little kids."

KRAAAAKOOOOM!

Another boom of thunder shook the plane more violently.

"Okay, now I'm scared." Harley said.

"WHO THE FUCK IS STOMPING AROUND OUT HERE?!" Miu yelled as she stepped into the room.

"It's this damn storm." Kiryu said. "And it's a really nasty one."

"Are they serious?!" Iida exclaimed as he looked out the window. What he saw was a massive gathering of dark, glowing purple clouds. "Are they really going to fly through that?! That will put us all in jeopardy!"

"Lighten up, dude." Susie said calmly. "It's just clouds."

"Are you not concerned?!"

"Eh, I just try to go with the flow. It eases your worries."

Many of the cast scream as they fly through the storm. After about three minutes, they make it through the clouds. On the other side, the skies are clear, almost as if there never was a storm.

"I-is it over?!" Toko asked.

"Looks like it." Edgeworth said, taking a deep breath from all of that shaking.

"Hold on, y'all!" Chef said over the intercom. "Due to the plane taking a bit of a hit in that storm, we need to make an emergency landing!"

"Alright! Pit stop!" Deadpool said. "Finally, a chance to stretch our legs."

"Please tell me we're landing on a sunny beach." Terry said. "I think I could really use a tan."

The plane does indeed land on a small island, and an even smaller beach. And very littered with trash. Damn litterbugs.

DIO quickly snuck his way out the door before anyone could notice, and ran across the beach, and into the woods.

"Sayonara, assholes!" DIO chuckled as he ran.

Chef, the Ginyu Force, and the rest of the cast walk outside, and see that one of the wings is looking very fried.

"Wait a minute….." Edward said, looking at where they landed. It very much looked like the island they competed on last season. "Don't tell me we landed on this crap hole again."

"Brings back memories." Susie said. A few of the veteran players gave her a weird look.

"What?! I didn't say they were good memories."

"It's probably gonna take a few hours to get this fixed." Chef grumbled.

"Not to worry." Ginyu said. "I'll have DIO fix it up. ROOKIE! YOUR ASSISTANCE IS REQUIRED!"

There was no response from DIO at all. They all looked around and saw that DIO was nowhere to be seen.

"This is not funny! I need you for dangerous manual labor!"

Still nothing.

"Oh, right." Susie said, remembering her conversation from earlier. "DIO quit."

"WHAT?!"

"He got fed up with his job, and talked about ditching us the first chance he got."

"Well, you all must go find him!" Ginyu ordered. "He couldn't have gotten far!"

Many moans and complaints erupted from everyone. Nobody wanted to go find DIO.

"What was he thinking?!" Cinder wondered. "Could've told me first."

"Do we really have to find him?!" Rick said. "The guy's a dick. And that's coming from me."

"Well, unless you all want to be stranded here, I suggest you scour the island and find him. Only he is capable of fixing the wing, and the sooner we find him, the sooner we can be up and flying again."

"I mean, I could probably fix that shit up, but it's a waste of my time." Miu said firmly.

"Well that's just great." Reg said. "Guess we've got no choice then."

"Who's ready to hunt a vampire, then?!" Deadpool said, already armed with a wooden stake.

"Once this is done, I'm gonna need sloppy seconds on that wooden stake." Miu groaned.

"I wish you all the best of luck." Ginyu said. "Godspeed to you all."

With no other choice, the cast then leave then begin to leave the beach, and start searching.

"At least this old dump is quiet." Edward said.

"Hey! Quit poking Waluigi's leg!" Waluigi yelled to Meggy.

"That's not me!" Meggy said.

"Then wah-t is it?!"

Waluigi turned around and saw a small child poking him with an umbrella. It appeared to be a little girl. She wears a big, purple shirt with a bright yellow cape sporting a large zipper, as well as white pants and brown boots. She also wore a purple top hat.

"Hiya!" The child said.

This made the cast jump with fear at an unfamiliar face.

"Who the fuck is this lost child?!" Miu exclaimed.

TDI3 CONTESTANT NO. 12: HAT KID

"It's a child!" Starscream said, readying his blaster. "Don't worry, I'll make sure she pokes no one else!"

Quick as a flash, Hat Kid leaped onto Starscream's head and bonked him with her umbrella.

"Argh! Get off me, you brat!" Starscream struggled to grab her, but Hat Kid leaped off and ran circles around him, giggling. She then looks at Starscream and blows a raspberry.

"Don't hurt her!" Tari cried. She turned to Hat Kid and knelt down to see her at eye level.

"Excuse me, little girl." Tari said. "Sorry for the disturbance. But have you seen a blond man dressed in battle armor come through here?"

Hat Kid shook her head. "Uh-uh."

"Yo, Hat Kid!" A voice said. "Whatcha up to?!"

They now see another unfamiliar face casually walking up to them. A teenager of average height with a lean, muscular physique, white hair, an unusual scar on his face, black jacket and pants, and white gloves. Beside him was a little round creature about the size of a golf ball, with small wings and a tail.

TDI3 CONTESTANT NO. 29: ALLEN WALKER

"Who are you?" Terry asked. "And what are you doing on this island?"

"Oh, you don't know?" Allen said curiously. "I'm a contestant on Total Drama."

"Get real!" Waluigi said. "You're not on the show! We are!"

"Actually…." Allen said, getting a better look at them. "You guys are last season's competitors. From Total Drama Infinite 2. I mean, if I'm looking at this correctly."

"What are you talking about?" Meggy asked.

"Infinite 2 ended six months ago. This is Infinite 3."

"Should've known." Rick grumbled, as he knew full well what happened now. "Now it makes sense."

"You know something about this, Rick?" Kiryu asked the scientist.

"Yeah." Rick explained. "Remember that storm we were in before we *urp* got here? That was a Time Storm."

"Uhh, a little more explanation, please!" Harley said sarcastically.

"They're abnormal lightning storms that don't follow the flow of time and space. We basically went forward in time."

"How can you say something like that so casually?!" Toko exclaimed worriedly. "Are we just stuck here?! Forever?!"

Rick looks up at the sky, and still sees the Time Storm in the distance.

"Nah. We go back through it again, and we'll be back in our own time. Trust me, these things are about as common as roadkill."

Edward sighed with relief. "Well, that's one less thing to worry about."

"On the plus side, it's nice to know we get next season off." Susie brought up.

"Guess Chris found a bunch more saps who were dump enough to try out for this show." Harley added.

"So who the hell are you?" Miu asked Scott.

"Oh." Allen said. "The name's Allen. Allen Walker. It's a pleasure to meet you. And this is my companion, Timcanpy."

Timcanpy was seen nibbling on Waluigi's hat.

"Shoo, you fly!" Waluigi said, swatting at the golem. It flies right over back to Allen.

Edgeworth then gestured to Hat Kid. "Your friend here told us she saw a man come through here. A man we're looking for."

"He's about this tall, blond hair, wearing battle armor like you'd see in Dragon Ball?" Deadpool explained.

"Oh, yeah. I saw him." Allen said. "It's that DIO guy, right? Don't know where he went, though. How about I take you to the others? Maybe they'll know more than I do."

"That would be greatly appreciated." Kiryu said.

Allen and Hat Kid begin to lead the group back to camp. Once they finally reach it, they see two people outside one of the cabins. One of them was a young girl. She had light taupe hair in pigtails. She wore a black trench coat, white gloves, red plaid skirt, and black boots. She sat on the porch, deeply enthralled in a book.

The other guy appeared to be around the girl's age, and was leaning on the wall. He had white hair swept to the side, and red eyes, and short fangs for teeth. He wore a sweatband on his head, a yellow and black jacket, maroon pants, and yellow and black sneakers.

TDI3 CONTESTANT NO. 24: MAKA ALBARN

TDI3 CONTESTANT NO. 25: SOUL "EATER" EVANS

"Hey guys!" Scott called. "We need your help with something!"

Make closed her book and looked over to see Allen and Hat Kid with a weird group of people.

"Hey, Maka." Soul asked. "Who are these guys?"

"I don't know." Maka answered. "But it sounded like Allen needed our help."

"Yeah, I do." Allen said. "These guys are looking for someone. I don't suppose you guys know of anything about that, do you?"

"And can you make it snappy, missy?!" Starscream snapped at Maka. "Time is of the essence, and I don't wanna be here all day, so make it quick and tell us! Chop chop!"

"MAKA…... CHOP!"

Before he realized what happened, Starscream dropped to the ground in agony., as Maka had whacked him with her book.

"Why...me?!" Starscream groaned weakly. "First the kid with the hat, and now her?!"

Soul laughed at this spectacle. "Wow, it's funny when that's not happening to me!"

"Geez, what's with all that racket?!" A voice said. From the sound of it, it sounded like a Brooklyn accent.

The door to the cabin opens and we see a young teenage guy. He had dirty blonde hair, and wore a long sleeved blue denim jacket with an open collar, a white t-shirt underneath that, and blue jeans. On his arm, he carried a Duel Disk with him.

TDI3 CONTESTANT NO. 3: JOEY WHEELER

Joey's eyes went wide when he saw the previous cast.

"Whoa! No way! Who's this colorful cast of crazies?! They look awesome!"

"I don't know your name, but Waluigi is already starting to like this kid." Waluigi said.

"I am the great Joey Wheeler! And that's a name none of you will forget!"

A gunshot blasted through the cabin, startling everyone. Three more people come out, looking very annoyed.

The first one was holding a smoking gun. It was a little girl, but looked more on the cartoony side. She had reddish brown hair, cute little fangs for teeth, and dark eye sockets where her eyes should be. She wore a black dress, matching top hat, and long mechanical arms with red eyes on them.

TDI3 CONTESTANT NO. 31: PEACOCK

The second was another little girl, with short purple hair, dressed in dark and creepy clothes.

TDI3 CONTESTANT NO. 19: GAZ MEMBRANE

The last guy was a big, muscular man with chalk white skin, and black markings on his face. He had kong and wild black hair, and wore a black leather jacket and matching boots.

TDI3 CONTESTANT NO. 11: LOBO

"Would you shut yer yap, Joey?!" Peacock said. "I can't hear my cartoons over yer loud mouth!"

"And I can't hear my game." Gaz said, shaking her fist at the duelist. "Are you and I gonna have a problem?!"

"No! No! It's good!" Joey said, waving his arms in fear.

"Chill out, kid." Lobo told her. The bounty hunter walked over and got a good look at the new faces.

"Alright. You guys are cool in my book."

"No offense, but you really scare me." Reg said.

Lobo laughs as he gives the kid a pat on the back. "Relax, I ain't gonna hurt ya. Unless yer on my hit list, you don't got shit to worry about."

"That's a relief." Reg sighed.

"But don't give me a reason to put you on that list." Lobo said darkly. "Cause I'll do it for the right price."

Reg then gulped nervously, nodding with agreement.

"Sorry to be a bother, but can I have your autograph!?" Deadpool asked Lobo. "You're like my favorite DC character. And Stan Lee's, too."

"Wait, is that true?" Harley asked skeptically.

"It is. Look it up. God rest his soul."

"Piss off." Lobo said. "I don't cater to fanboys. I got a reputation to uphold."

"Can we get back on topic, you guys?" Iida said. "Look, we're searching for someone who is hiding somewhere on this island."

"Would you like me to file a missing persons report?" A female voice said.

She had blonde hair, with freckles. Her attire consisted of a blue uniform, shoulder pads, dark blue pants, a tie, and a real ass goddamn sword at her side.

TDI3 CONTESTANT NO. 14: PERCIVAL "PERCY" KING

"Look, mister!" Waluigi snapped. "We're just trying to find someone who's hiding from us!"

"Miss." Percy corrected.

"O-oh. Sorry."

"It's quite alright. Continue with your rant."

"Oh my god, how many of you are there?!" Susie asked. "It's making my head explode!"

"DID SOMEONE SAY "EXPLODE?!""

In the distance, a mushroom cloud erupts in the forest. A figure leaps out from the explosion, and lands with an amazing flip. He appeared to be a humanoid robot, much like Reg. He has a slightly short, slender body with a black skin-tight body suit that is covered in indigo armor with red accents. His waist is covered with a red belt, red "hair" consisting of six spikes that stick out from the back, giving it the appearance of a bomb explosion, and two large knobs are placed on his helmet and attached by a metallic strip, which resemble headphones.

TDI3 CONTESTANT NO. 8: BLAST MAN

"Nice to meetcha, folks!" Blast Man said. "The name's Blast Man. Bomber extraordinaire, and pyrotechnics robot! Figured I'd make my grand entrance. Did it blow you away, or what?"

Miu practically had a heart attack at the sight of Blast Man. A humanoid robot, but much older than Reg. She could already picture the fantasies she'd have with a robot hunk like him. Very very VERY dirty fantasies. Reg and Kiibo had nothing on him.

"Um, we didn't ask for your name, dum dum." Harley snarked.

"Aw, don't be a dud." Blast Man jokes. "Hmm?"

He looked to see Miu's arms wrapped around him, wrench in hand, and groping him all over."

"Uh….. can I help you?"

"Don't mind me." Miu said without looking up. "Just keep being so fucking hot!"

"Unhand him, Iruma!" Iida ordered. He was already waving his arm up and down repeatedly. "Stop invading his personal space at once!"

"Shaddup!" Miu snapped. "I'm already this guy's biggest fan!"

"What's her damage?" Maka asked.

"That's just Miu being… well, Miu." Terry answered to the best of his ability.

"You…. kind of get used to it." Tari added.

"What a freak." Lobo muttered.

The cabin opens, and we see another new face. He was an adult man with blonde hair, with part of it covering his right eye. He had a curly eyebrow, and was smoking a cigarette. He wore a black double breasted suit, matching pants and shoes, and a yellow tie.

TDI3 CONTESTANT NO. 20: VINSMOKE SANJI

"What's going on out here?" Sanji asked. "I was just about to head to the mess hall and whip up a new dish. Anybody care to samp-"

The cook's eyes went wide, as he saw Tari, Harley, Coyle, and Cinder. Then his eye turned into a heart.

"Do my eyes deceive me?!" He said as he spun over to them. (Literally) "Who are these lovely roses, who slay me with their beauty alone! The delicate and soft skin! The intoxicating words resting on your luscious lips! The-"

"Harley quickly shut him up with a bat to the face.

"Even when pissed off, she's still adorable!" Sanji said, on the ground in pain!

"That's a little overboard!" Meggy cried.

Harley shrugs "Hey, a guy gets too close, he's gonna regret it. He better consider himself lucky I didn't hit him below the belt."

"Ain't that a hoot!" A male voice said, watching this. "So what's good with that food, I'm just sayin'."

This person could best be described as a large blue and yellow penguin with a red fur coat on. Although two people recognized him.

TDI3 CONTESTANT NO. 17: KING DEDEDE

(When he talks, picture him having the voice he had in the dub of the Kirby anime)

"Yo, Dedede!" Terry said, wrapping his arm around his neck as if they were buds. "Been a while since the last Smash tournament, huh?!"

Dedede notices that he and Isabelle were part of this group of visitors.

"Oh, it's just you guys." Dedede said. "I'm fine, I reckon. Just hungry. That chef guy mentioned a snack, and this king is feelin' peckish."

"Is there anybody else from the tournament here?" Isabelle asked hopefully.

"Nah. I think it's jus' me and the angel boy. Never really bothered to remember his name."

"No way. Pit's here?" Terry said. "Where is he? I got some catching up to do."

"Ahem." Edgeworth said. "We're not here to socialize. Remember what Ginyu wanted?"

"Speaking of Pit, I haven't seen him all day." Joey said. "Hope he's alright."

"So one of your friends has gone missing as well." Kiryu said. "That's interesting."

"It is quite the predicament." Another voice said as she joined thin. This time, it was a woman with long red hair, and wearing gray armor, gauntlets, black boots, and a blue skirt.

TDI3 CONTESTANT NUMBER 5: ERZA SCARLET

"It's weird, since I haven't seen Xandir at all either, today." Erza said. "I'm willing to help you look, since I know you're Wendy's friends."

Erza looks over at Starscream, and gives him a death glare. Even in the future, it seems Katakuri wasn't the only one who was seeing red about Wendy's elimination. Now this woman, and an entire magic guild behind her had a vendetta against him.

"Got a problem, organic?!" Starscream snapped. "You looking for a fight?!"

The Infinite 3 cast gasped.

"D-did he just talk down to Erza-chan?!" Sanji said nervously.

"He's a dead man." Soul said. "Or robot, in this case."

"If that is what you wish." Erza said. The mage requipped her attire to her Heaven's Wheel Armor. Dozens of floating swords were aimed at the Decepticon.

"Who's ready to place their bets?" Peacock said. "My money's on that big guy getting sliced into two. Thousand. HAHAHA!"

Hat Kid nods in agreement.

"Guess I'll take a piece of that action." Gaz said.

"Can we please not?" Toko suggested.

"This is taking too goddamn long!" Rick snapped. "I want to get this done so we can get the hell outta here! Can you guys, for the love of god, gather all of your little friends out here right now?! That'll save us a lot of time!"

"Now Rick's just taking the fun out of these character introductions." Deadpool pouted.

"Very well." Percy answered formally. She then looked at her castmates. "Let's go get the others."

(Ten minutes later….)

Finally, after waiting the Infinite 3 gang gathered the rest of the cast that they could find. (With the exception of the ones mentioned earlier who they couldn't find."

"So what's the problem?" A woman asked. She had long dark hair, and wore white tank top under a black zip-up vest with black overhauled shorts that fold at the waist, a pink ribbon around her arm, and black gloves (Basically, it's the Advent Children outfit)

TDI3 CONTESTANT NO. 21: TIFA LOCKHART

"Isn't it obvious?!" A young boy said. He had short and spiky black hair, big eyes with red pupils, and even bigger eyebrows. He wore a white uniform with golden buttons, a red and gold medal on his chest, a red armband, and knee high black lace up boots.

TDI3 CONTESTANT NO. 22: KIYOTAKA "TAKA" ISHIMARU

"We must charge forward with gusto and help these guys find their lost friend!" Taka finished.

"Friend's a bit of a stretch." Edward said. "More like, mutual acquaintance we all love to hate."

"I'm honestly impressed to see you here." Toko said to Taka. "I thought you were dead."

"The same could be said for you!" Terry said, pointing at one of the new faces. It was a sultry woman whose eyes could not be seen through the bangs of her long red hair in twin tails. She wore a long sleeved pink coat, with a revealing black dress and miniskirt combo, and black boots. (Sigh. Yes, it's the KOF 15 design, you simps)

TDI3 CONTESTANT NO. 28: SHERMIE

"Come on, MemeKing can pick whoever he wants." Deadpool said. "It takes the fun away if you just question stuff like that. Whether they're from alternate timelines or not, it's all in good fun."

"But there's a logical explanation for my resurrection, monsieur." Shermie said. "In case you forgot, the defeat of Verse not only brought my soul back, but my bandmates as well."

"Okay…" Terry said, eyeing the fashion designer suspiciously. "I got my eye on you. You were one of Orochi's top dogs, after all.."

"As for me, I have no idea what you're getting at, Fukawa." Taka said.

"Alright, let's get back to our objective." Edward told them. "Listen up! We're looking for an ass named DIO."

"Did you say… DIO?"

The one who asked the question was a large muscular Japanese teenager. He wore a black school uniform, and matching hat that seemed to meld into his black hair.

TDI3 CONTESTANT NO. 16: JOTARO KUJO

"That's right." Deadpool answered. "I already know who you are, and I know you'll be a perfect asset for us."

(For those that forgot, Jotaro made a guest appearance last season in episode 5)

The Joestar stood up and bolted into the woods. He was ready to find DIO, now that he learned he's hiding somewhere on the island.

"Isn't he gonna wait to hear our game plan?" Ed sighed.

"It's hard to tell what's going on with that guy." Joey said. "He's so aloof, it can get very frustrating."

"Alright, we need to all split into groups, and scour the island. We know this place a little better than you guys, so make sure you at least have one of us with you. DIO is dangerous, and probably armed."

"Guy carries a lot of knives." Susie said.

"You're coming with me." Miu whispered as she took Blast Man's hand and walked off.

"Uh…. where are we going?" Blast Man asked.

"Oh, you'll see. Just gonna search where I think the best spot is. And you'll have fun too."

Sanji ran up to them, looking very distressed.

"Bernie-chan isn't in her cabin!" Sanji yelled.

"That's not normal." A woman said. She appeared to be a young British woman with platinum blonde hair and red eyes. She was wearing a red uniform with stockings.

TDI3 CONTESTANT NO. 1: SERAS VICTORIA

"Bernadetta doesn't normally leave the cabin." Seras continued. "Or really go outside. Something's up."

We see Sanji combust into flames, and run off.

"I'M COMING, BERNIE-CHAN!" Sanji yelled.

"Well, he's….. interesting." Sora remarked.

"As much of a horndog as he is, he's a really good cook." Allen said. "Guy makes some really good food."

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After this, everyone formed their own groups, and began to scour the island.

(Iida, Reg, Lobo, Taka)

"Before we go for DIO, we need to find Miu." Iida said.

"Why is that?" Taka asked.

"Reg said he saw her sneaking away with that robot fellow you all call Blast Man. That can't be anything good."

"They're probably going to look for this DIO guy, you spaz." Lobo said.

"It's Miu." Iida said. "I've known her long enough to know her thought process. For his safety, we must find them."

Taka gave the hero a salute. "Of course! We must keep the order, if we are to find your enemy!"

"These guys are so similar, it ain't even funny." Reg whispered to Lobo.

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(Adachi, Dr. Coyle, Edward, Deadpool, Kronk, Dr. Facilier)

"Now this is truly what I call the dream team." Deadpool said as he was looking in some bushes.

"Would you actually try and look a little bit harder?" One of their helpers asked slyly. He was a young adult with unkempt black hair, and wore a black suit with a long-sleeved white shirt, a crooked dark red tie, and brown field shoes.

TDI3 CONTESTANT NO. 15: TOHRU ADACHI

"Because I don't think you're taking this too seriously, pal." Adachi finished.

"I have complete faith in Wade." Edward said. "He's way off his rocker, but he's good at what he does."

Adachi just gave a small chuckle and gave Ed a cocky grin. "You really are an idiot, aren't ya, runt?"

"WHAT'D YOU CALL ME?!" Ed yelled. He was about to charge at Adachi and give him a beatdown, but someone picked him up to stop him. He was a large, muscular tan man with black hair flowing out of a yellow hat. He had a blue and yellow outfit, with a purple skirt.

TDI3 CONTESTANT NO. 26: KRONK

"Try and take it easy, okay?" Kronk told Ed. "We got a job to do, remember?"

He sets Ed down as the alchemist takes a deep breath.

"You're right. Sorry."

"It shouldn't be too much longer." Deadpool said. "Follow me."

They continue to walk, and then Ed gets chills when he feels a hand on his shoulder. It was an African-American man wearing a purple tuxedo jacket and pants, a top hat with a skull and crossbones on it, and was holding a cane.

TDI3 CONTESTANT NO. 10: DR. FACILIER

"You mind if I ask you a question, pal?" Facilier whispered in an unnerving yet kind way. "You were a finalist at one point. Got any tips for me to get super far in the game?"

"Get real." Ed scoffed. "As those zoomers would say, you're pretty sus."

Coyle gave a chuckle, having eavesdropped on their conversation. "He can't hack it, compared to a bright mind such as I."

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(Mako, Ibuki, Isabelle, Terry, Squidward, Dan)

"For the last time, will you shut your pie-hole?!" An anthropomorphic squid wearing a brown shirt yelled.

TDI3 CONTESTANT NO. 2: SQUIDWARD TENTACLES

He was yelling at two people. One was a teenage girl with black and white hair with pink and blue bangs, the top of which was done to look like horns. She wore a school uniform with ripped thigh highs, with piercings on her face, and a tattoo of a scar on her thigh.

TDI3 CONTESTANT NO. 4: IBUKI MIODA

The other was another young girl with brown hair styled in a bowl cut. She wore a white short-sleeve shirt with a blue neckerchief, a blue mini skirt, and a pair of white socks and light brown loafers

TDIE CONTESTANT NO. 18: MAKO MANKANSHOKU

"Don't be such a sourpuss!" Ibuki said. "Ibuki's just trying to pump you up with music. Also, am i the only one seeing those little bolded texts that introduce us?"

"She's beginning to sound like Deadpool with that fourth wall breaking junk." Terry mumbled. The Wild Wolf of South Town looks over at Squidward. "But I figure she's right. Lighten up, dude. It takes a lot to get under my skin."

"That's what I try to tell him!" Mako said. "Because the traffic lights of my life always flash yellow! He needs to be more like me! Maybe then he wouldn't be so grouchy."

"Ooookaaaaay." Terry said, taking a bit of concern with what she said.

"Can we just hurry this up?!" A man said angrily. He was an adult man who was short for his height. He had black hair, a small soul patch, a black t-shirt that had "Jerk" on it, and blue jeans.

TDI3 CONTESTANT NO. 7: DAN

"I want to find this DIO guy and get revenge on him!" Dan said.

"You saw him?" Isabelle said. "But what did he do to you?"

"I was just minding my own business, and then that guy ran by and pushed me out of the way, and called me a loser! This means war!"

"THAT'S IT?!" Everyone exclaimed.

"That is Greek tragedy levels of sad." Terry whispered to Ibuki.

"Yeah. He gets mad over the littlest of things." Ibuki replied.

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(Moira, Scott, Yang, Tari, Susie, Waluigi, Toga, Cinder)

"Alright, chumps." Susie said. "Just follow my lead. If you get lost, it ain't my problem."

"WAHAHAHAHA! You have no need to worry about Waluigi!" Waluigi said proudly. "He will not get lost!"

"Your loud and exuberant talking is an eyesore for the ears." A woman deadpanned. She had reddish hair and had a very angular face. She wore a dark robe, and had cybernetic enhancements like yellow and purple tubes between her back and arms.

TDI3 CONTESTANT NO. 27: MOIRA O'DEORAIN

"I'm already digging this guy's enthusiasm." One of the guys said. He had brown hair, wore a plain green t-shirt, blue jeans, and a thin blue coat.

TDI3 CONTESTANT NO. 30: SCOTT PILGRIM

"Then by all means, continue to compliment the great Waluigi more!"

"Can it, you purple freak!" Cinder snapped.

"Hey!" Susie yelled.

"Not you!"

"So how do you guys put up with….. her?" A woman asked Tari, pointing at Cinder. young woman with long and bright golden hair. She wore a baggy, dark brown crop aviator styled jacket, brown knee-high boots with black laces and top trim, and orange sunglasses. Where her right arm should be, there was instead a yellow and black mechanical prosthetic arm. On her arms, there were golden, mechanical gauntlets

TDI3 CONTESTANT NO. 13: YANG XIAO LONG

Yang asked this as she knew who Cinder was, and was unnerved to be near one of her enemies.

"Don't think I'm enjoying this as much as you are." Cinder said bitterly to Yang. "We have no choice in finding DIO, so this is purely business."

"Just don't let her get to you." Tari calmly told her. "Trust me, she's not much compared to DIO. Honestly, I don't know what they see in each other."

"Ooh, I can't wait to meet DIO." A girl said. She was a teenage girl who wore a plain school uniform, with an oversized beige cardigan over it, knee length black socks and brown dress shoes. She had dirty blonde hair that was put into messy buns. She also had a wide grin with very pronounced fangs, like a vampire.

TDI3 CONTESTANT NO 32: HIMIKO TOGA

"I was a big fan of his on this show." Toga gushed, blushing. "It'll be such an honor to meet him!"

"Really?!" Susie snorted. "DIO?! I mean, different strokes for different folks, I guess. If you like villains, then he's your guy."

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(Miu, Blast Man)

"Damn….. your metal body is really incredible…." Miu said with heavy breaths.

Miu had taken Blast Man to the bathroom, and was inspecting his body. Unfortunately, this had the pyrotechnic sprawled on his back on the floor, with Miu on top of him, looking at his body and poking and prodding him.

"Well, I try to take good care of myself." Blast Man said, looking away from here. "Though I haven't had any maintenance done since that time my brothers and i were kidnapped by Wily."

"Mm-mm-mm." Miu tisked. She then pulled out a drill. "Then you need some help. I can get all of that pent up debris out of you."

The drill poked him, and the robot jerked his head from the tingling sensation.

"Hey! Watch it! That spot is delicate!"

"Oh-ho! Someone's sensitive! Good to know….. Let's see if you really can live up to your name…."

"This is...getting weird." Blast Man groaned. "Are we almost done here?!"

"Just about….." Miu said, wiggling her hips. "Just leave the rest to me. I'm going to rock your world….."

All of a sudden, the door slams open. We see Reg, Lobo, Iida, and Taka.

"Oh great. It's the cock blockers." Miu said.

"MIU!" Iida and Taka YELLED at the same time. "REMOVE YOURSELF FROM HIM! THIS ACT IS HIGHLY INAPPROPRIATE AND UNACCEPTABLE!"

Both Taka and Iida then look at each other weirdly. Seems both of them have the same mindset. Lobo was laughing his butt off at the spectacle in front of him.

But Reg?

The little robot was mentally scarred with what he saw Miu trying to do.

"Don't you worry your pretty little head, Reg." Miu said calmly. "I'm just having a nice little chat with your future daddy."

The scene transitions with Reg screaming to the heavens, and Korone the wholesome doggo vtuber bonking the author on the head with a horny hammer for traumatizing young Reg.

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(Kiryu, Maka, Soul, Joey, Seras, Harley)

As the group walks, they eventually stumble across a cave.

"I can feel it." Maka said. "He's close. But he's not alone.

"Don't tell me this guy's got company." Harley said. "Because I'm not in the mood to kick more than one ass."

They then hear screams coming from inside the cave.

"Well somebody's in danger!" Joey said. "And whoever's causing it is gonna get a grade A Wheeler butt kicking!"

"But let's be stealthy." Kiryu warned.

Nodding, they all quietly walk into the cave, and to their luck, they find DIO. But they gasp when they see that he's got three people held hostage.

The first one was a young woman with short purple hair, and wore a black school uniform. Her eyes were currently filled with fear and tears as DIO had her in a headlock with one arm.

TDI3 CONTESTANT NO. 9: BERNADETTA VON VARLEY

The one trapped by DIO's Stand was a young boy with brown hair, and wore a white chiton robe, blue tights, bronze and gold cuffs, a laurel crown, brown sandals, and white angel wings on his back.

TDI3 CONTESTANT NO. 6: PIT

The last one being held in DIO's arm appeared to be an adult that resembled an elf. He had blonde hair, tan skin, and wore a greenish chestplate, gauntlets, boots, and a loincloth.

TDI3 CONTESTANT NO. 23: XANDIR P. WIFFLEBOTTOM

"W-WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!" Bernadetta cried. "IS THIS HOW I'M GONNA DIE?! I WISH I WAS BACK IN MY PEACEFUL ROOM!"

"Let go of me, you jerk!" Pit grunted as he tried to struggle free. "Or I will make sure you are punished severely by Lady Palutena!"

"Why is this the one time I don't want a man to choke me hard?!" Xandir cried.

Joey rushed ahead and began to yell at DIO

"Let our friends go, you punk!" Joey yelled.

"That idiot…." Soul groaned.

"What's this?" DIO said mockingly. "You dare challenge me?!"

Kiryu takes out a walkie talkie and gets a hold of Edward

"Ed! I need you to listen! Get a hold of everyone, and meet me here at this location…..!"

"Yeah, you heard me!" Joey continued. "Let them go!"

It was then that Sanji finally arrived, looking very irate.

"You lay one hand on Bernie, and I'm gonna kick your ass so hard your kids will feel it!"

Somewhere in the world, Giorno could be seen sneezing.

"Hey! What about the both of us?!" Pit cried.

"I would highly recommend you don't even try." DIO said menacingly. "Anybody takes another step, and these three get it."

Bernadetta continued to freak out even more, pretty much having a full blown panic attack.

"That bastard…." Seras growled. "How heartless!"

"Alright, DIO!" A voice called. "Come quietly, and we'll make this easy!"

DIO now found himself surrounded by (ALMOST) everyone. Contestants new and old had him surrounded. Guns, scythes, lots of swords, and many fists were pointed at DIO.

"Relinquish those hostages, you reprobate!" Percy said, having drawn her real ass goddamn sword.

"Come quietly, pal!" Terry said, cracking his knuckles.

"I don't think you all understand." DIO said. "I have the leverage here. You all come any closer, and these three die."

"That's a low move, even for you!" Iida said.

"Quit making a fool of yourself and just return." Cinder said.

"I won't go back! This is not how a god like me should be treated."

"You know I have a clear shot, right?" Adachi said, his gun pointed right at him. "I could take you out with a quickness, and we'd be done."

"We need him alive, you dumb fuck!" Miu said.

"Seems as though he's quite serious." Starscream mused.

"Don't make this any harder than this has to be." Edward said.

"Get real!" DIO said. "There's nothing you guys can do that will have this go your way!"

Jotaro then finally enters the scene, and walks out, directly in front of DIO.

"Jotaro….." DIO scowled.

"Let them go, DIO." Jotaro threatened. "And leave with these guys. Now!"

DIO grit his teeth in frustration. He really didn't want to die to this guy again. He knew deep down he wouldn't be able to beat Jotaro.

"…...Fine."

DIO Let go of his hostages, and Jotaro began to escort Jotaro out of the cave like a cop escorting a prisoner.

The future cast then run up to Bernadetta, Pit, and Xandir.

"Are you guys okay?!" Allen asked.

"Yeah." Pit said.

"That was….. quite an experience." Xandir said.

"What about you, Bernie?" Tifa asked.

But Bernadetta didn't say anything. In fact, she didn't even move. She just stood there, blank faced and staring at the ceiling.

"Uh, hello?" Scott said, snapping his fingers in front of her. But still nothing.

"Interesting." Taka said. "How did she manage to faint while standing up?"

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Later, DIO was taken back to the plane, and Ginyu promptly put a shock collar around DIO's neck.

"Try a stunt like that again, and I won't be as lenient, rookie." Ginyu warned.

The next couple of hours were spent with DIO repairing the broken wing by himself, while everyone waited and/or watched.

Once he was done, everyone finally loaded back onto the plane. The plane begins to take off, as the cast that stayed there waved them goodbye as they flew into the storm, back to present time.

"It was nice meeting those guys." Dedede said.

"Eh." Gaz replied.

"They were quite a crazy bunch." Blast Man said. "Hmm?"

He looked down and noticed a small slip of paper taped to his hand. The paper had a phone number written on it. Miu's phone number.

"Hoo boy…"

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Well? That was quite a trip. It was just a little thing I whipped up for fun. Hope it tides you all over until I get my next chapter out.

It was also an experiment/preview of getting to know the characters that will be in my next story. Introduction chapters can kind of start a little weak sometimes, as characters struggle to find their voice, but I think I found a way around that. I'm sorry if not every character got a shining moment. I had to balance the 32 new characters with the currently competing 21. I personally would struggle if I handled something this big. But thanks to everyone who helped me out with making a newer and better cast than my scrapped story Remix. We still got a while before we truly meet these guys, but I thank you guys very much.

Anyway, feel free to leave a review, and I hope to see you guys when we go to Rapture. Until then, this is MemeKing, signing off.