"Good lord." Goomba sighed while watching the daytime transition into night. "It's so fucking boring."
"Well maybe if you did something with your life instead of complaining you wouldn't be in this spot." A Koopa pointed out while walking on the grass.
"You think this shit is easy?" The Goomba snapped.
"Well you don't even have arms you crappy excuse for a shroom!" The Koopa taunted.
So the idiots fought each other until an ugly fat smelly pesky plumber jumped on them and got them off the screen.