Hey guys, thanks for clicking on this Harry Potter fan fiction. This is my first Fan fiction so I'm sorry if the grammar/spellings are off also I am not in secondary school yet. Now Just so you know I don't own Harry Potter but this was my Fan fiction idea so I hope you enjoy.

Harry Potter was a scrawny little boy for his age as he was nine- even though he looked to be 4-5. He open his brilliant green eyes and rubbed them with his tiny tanned hands. His hair was sticking up even more than it usually did and his spell-o-taped glasses dug into his thin layer of skin. Today was his and his best Friend's birthday.

Harry was grinning thinking that maybe he and his best friend (who's his only friend due to Dudley's rumores about him) will hopefully have a good day even though the chances were pretty slim because his uncle only thought of them as slaves.

Harry

I pulled on my older cousins old, worn out clothes and tried patting down my jet-black messy hair after about 30 seconds I gave up because I knew it was impossible. Instead I looked at my stomach hoping to get some food today, I hadn't ate since 9 days ago and I could count my all of my ribs and my best friend's but not in a billion years would I be able to count Dudley's, never ever.

Sighing, I thought that what Dudley was eating was what I needed and he needed what I got. But then I realised what he ate in one meal would probably be what I would eat in a week. I heard movement from next to me and I turned to see my best friend Luna sleeping peacefully.

Now you may think it's strange that she was sleeping next to me and that I wasn't related to her or having a sleep over. But from what my aunt said her parents had been sent to prison because they broke the rules but I think she's lying.

Luna woke up next to me and plonked her head on my small stomach. Quietly apologising, she sat up and stared at me. "Harry?" She said in quiet voice. She had dark brown hair braided into a plat on the side of her head with the rest of her hair down and the most beautiful amber eyes I had ever seen.

"Yes?" I replied in the same quiet voice.

"Do ya think that today will be a goods day as it is ou' birthday?" She questioned trying to get her tongue around the words as we have never been to school.

I scrunched my nose up in thought then answered,"I don't think so.

She sighed while pulling her big, dirty dress on- how could I say dress as it is a pillow case. She looked like me as she had: tiny hands, ribs that you could count, looked to be 4-5, tiny in size, a very thin layer of skin covering her bones, had nobly knees and a thin lightning bolt scar in the center of her fore head.

"Do you think it's weird that we were born on the same day but not by the same perso'?" She questioned.

"Yes." I replied then shot,"But ya are you'ger than me!" At her.

She glared daggers at me then shot back at me," Only by an hour and a half but at least I'm not re-lat-ed to thes' cra-zy hooli-gins!"

I grinned at her trying not to laugh because we know what would happen if any one heard us.

Unexpectedly, she pulled me into a small hug then smiled," Happy Birthday big bro!"

I hugged her back then replied," Happy Birthday lil sis."

"I've got sum-" her words were cut of by big loud footsteps coming down the stairs and a loud,"Make my breakfast!" From Uncle Vernon.

Quickly Luna said," I've got ya sum presents but I will give them to ya later."

We ran out of the cupboard then asked what to do.

"You should make: a plate full of bacon and sausages, 2 dozen pancakes and waffles each, 1 dozen eggs, caramel and a big bowl full of all the ice cream flavours," Uncle Spat at us then added," Make it quick because I have to get to work in less than an hour!"

We nodded then started getting to work. I opened the fridge grabbing the: butter, sausages, milk, orange juice, bacon and lemonade. Giving the eggs, butter and milk to Luna, (to make the waffles and pancakes) I got Luna and my chairs from the garage to stand on while making their breakfast.

I grabbed the oil and put some in the pan while Dudley came in and nudged me, which made me put too much in.

"You better not be wasting my food, boy!" Uncle spat at me.

"No Sir." I quietly replied cursing Dudley under my breathe.

"You better not be!" He growled.

Sighing very quietly so no one but Luna heard, I plopped the sausages in the pan and watched hungrily as they began to sizzle.

Luna

Harry sighed as he put the sausages in the pan and stared at them. I knew he wanted one very Badly and so did I but if we stole one then we would get beaten up even more than we usually do.

I scrunched my nose up in thought as I measured how much milk I would need for the pancake batter. While pouring in the right amount of milk, Dudley- Harry's over sized cousin- nudged me making me pour too much milk in. Great!

"Girl!" I hear Vernon growl at me.

"Yes sir." I politely said but in a quiet voice.

"Are you wasting my food?" He spat at me.

"No sir!" I replied wanting to shout at Dudley to hell and back.

"You better not be because you are not even apart of this family so that would make it worse." He said in a very deadly voice.

I stared at Harry with wide eyes wanting to magically disappear. It was like he knew what I was thinking because he whispered," I wish I could disappear too Luna," In my ear.

As I finished mixing the waffle and pancake batters, Harry gave me a frying pan and I gave him the 12 eggs in return.

"Thanks." We both whispered.

I opened the draw pulling out a metal spoon then filled the spoon up with pancake batter, I carefully poured it into the large frying pan (making sure not to spill any on the clean counter).

I peered at the bottom of the pancake deciding it was ready to be served. As I was pilling pancakes on a plate, Harry was now cooking eggs.

Vernon decided to be even more annoying and ask for some toast and crumpets.

Harry said to me,"How much can a perso' eat? I mean we don't get to eat for weeks and they eat what we would eat in 1 or 2 weeks." I covered my laugh by doing a weird cough.

"Don't get that in our food, girl!" Vernon snapped at me holding his old smelting stick and clapping it in his fat, porky hand.

I wiped my hands on my pillow case but instantly regretted it when Petunia said,"Don't ruin your clothes, girl!"

Why do they call me girl and Harry boy? Can't they just call us Harry and Luna!

I opened the freezer and took out all of the ice cream from the freezer while Harry got the toast and crumpets.

"All of the packs of crumpets and the rest of the toast!" Petunia snapped at Harry.

"Okay." I heard Harry mumble.

...

"Five minutes and forty five seconds it took you to make a simple breakfast!" Vernon growled at us.

"Vernon honey it was five minutes and forty seven seconds and were is the caramel?" Petunia asked.

I ran to the counter and picked up the caramel then put it on the rather large table for three.

"Freak give me the ice cream and ugly girl give me the TV remote!" Fat Dudley shrieked like a pig.

We both nodded and got what Dudley commanded us to do. I ran to get the TV remote but slipped on one of Dudley's toys. I felt something warm run down my fore head... it was blood!

Harry pushed the heavy ice cream to Dudley then ran to me and picked me up.

Harry

I ran towards Luna as she had just fell over one of Dudley's toys and smashed her head on the coffee table. Picking her up, she passed me the remote and told me to give it to Dudley before he threw a tantrum.

I carefully walked to Dudley and gave the TV remote to him then went straight back to Luna. She had a big line on her fore head and that's were the blood was oozing from.

Aunt Petunia squeaked at Luna,"Don't you dare get any of that filthy blood on my carpet!"

I dashed into the bathroom to get some toilet paper to clean Luna up Before any of the blood got onto my Aunts precious carpet.

5 minutes later

I had just gave Luna the toilet paper to clean herself up with when I heard Dudley wail to his mum,"Mum!" Big fat tears rolled down his fat, pink face.

Aunt Petunia paled then asked his son, who was the size of a small whale,"What's the matter Duddykins?" She looked like she wanted to cry.

"My... My... ice cream h..h..has m-m-melted!" He wailed into his mum's boney shoulder. Aunt Petunia stroked her son's thick blonde hair and kissed all ten of his fat fingers.

"Ugly do my hair and Freak put the ice cream in the freezer!" Aunt Petunia hissed ay Luna and I.

Luna had now put a piece of toilet paper on her fore head and stuck it on with some spell-o-tape.

Luna

I looked at myself in the mirror, dam I look dreadful! My fore had been split in two from when I fell and smashed my head. I splashed some water on my fore head,"Owwww!" Who knew it felt so bad splashing water on cuts? I carefully leant a piece of toilet paper -Harry had so kindly gave me- and put it on my cut. I ripped a piece of spell-o-tape and put it on the toilet paper making it stay in place. There not pretty but ideal.

I heard Petunia yell," Ugly do my hair and Freak put the ice cream in the freezer!"

I ran to the dinning table with a brush and some hair bands on my tiny wrists. I stood on the stool as I brushed my best friend's aunt's long blonde hair. I had learnt to do hair from Petunia as she would make me do her hair every morning. That's how I did the plat in my hair last night.

"What would you like ma'am?" I said politely.

"Just do a Nice neat bun ugly!" She spat at me. Who knew someone was so rude when you ask them politely what hairstyle they wanted?

Like a profesional I did her hair then her makeup. Life was hard at the Dursley's.

Harry

I picked up the extremely heavy ice cream and carried it to the tall freezer.

"Go to your room Freak after you clean up and you Ugly need to do my sweet Petunias nails then you go to your room." Uncle Vernon commanded at us.

I looked at the table, all of the food had been demolished by the animals who were sitting in-front of me. I picked up the dishes and carried them to the sink. Dudley stood up and ran next me and made me drop a plate one his foot. It broke! I'm going to be in so much trouble!

Dudley started wailing really loudly next to me and crying that I did it on purpose. My Aunt came running to her sweet Dudders and was as pale as a sheet of paper.

"YOU CAME HERE WITH YOUR FREAKY FRIEND AND TRY TO HURT OUR FAMILY OH I DONT THINK SO!" Vernon spat at me as Luna trembled.

My Aunt looked at her nails and shouted," OI UGLY YOU DID MY NAILS IN THE WRONG COLOUR!"

Vernon Shouted,"Cupboard... NOW!!"

Luna and I hurried to the cupboard,"Well that wasn't how I exp-ec-ted our birthday mornin' to be like." Luna muttered.

"At least ya and I gave each other presents." I said trying to lighten her mood.

Luna smiled at me then hugged me for the second time that day. I smiled at her and said," Ya are the best frien' ever."

Luna smiled and gave me a slice of toast that she secretly took and no body not even I had seen. I smiled so bright I had never received a present before.

I took the toast from her then gave her a glass full of orange juice.

Luna

I smiled as Harry took the toast then gave me some orange juice. God was I thirsty.

He smiled at me then gave me half of his toast and I took it offering some of orange juice to him, which he gladly drank. Some people would say that they were terrible presents but for us they were all we could ask for.

"I'm so glad y-"

"Ugly, Freak come here now!" I heard Petunia shout. What now?

I know it's short but it's a start and before you start writing that what Harry and Luna have been saying is spelt wrong but I did that because they have never been to school before. Thanks for reading this I hope to do a lot more than what you read and try and guess Luna's parents as they have a big deal in this story.