Adrien's POV:

I didn't mean to. I know I'm underage! It's just.. I was so thirsty and it was right there! How was I supposed to know it was vodka? It's not my fault!

Here's how it happened:

"Ladybug!" I ran up and hugged her. My back was her shield. The Akuma we were fighting had the oddest power of making people VERY thirsty. It seemed like an honourable sacrifice for my lady.

"Chat!" I gasped as the Powerball hit me. "CHAT!" I toppled to the ground and soon my throat felt as if it was on fire. I could not speak. I could barely move.

"water..." I said weakly.

"Go find some kitty. I'll defeat her soon enough" I wouldn't have left her if I wasn't so thirsty, but I did, and that's how I got into this mess. With all of my strength, I burst into the nearest house searching for a drop of liquid. ANYTHING. A bottle sat there In the open. I grabbed it and brought it to my lips as fast as I could. As a bright light filled Paris I started to drink it gulp by gulp unable to stop. But.. it wasn't water. My mind became fuzzy and light-headed. It was a beautiful feeling but it wasn't really a feeling. Just nothingness. I wasn't able to think properly. I walked outside swaying and turned out close to the de-akumatized person.

"I'm.. I'm sorry Ladybug. I was just soo... so thirsty. I haven't had water in 2 days!" She started to cry. "2 days..." she repeated quietly. "I would've died if not for Marinette! Don't you see?" (A/N This can happen. People can, AND DO die of starvation. So please be nice and don't turn away charity. If we all chip in we can save the world) She paused to look at me. Marinette? Oooooo. I know her! Right? And soon I was bounding towards the unknown.

MARINETE'S POV:

No no no no no no no no no no. I am not kissing him. Nope. NOT GOING TO. How on earth did this happen? Chat Noir is drunk, in my room, and about to freaking kiss me.

"Chat?" His eyes were glassy and his breath smelled like vodka.

"You're beautiful, you know that?" His lips were barely a half centimetre away from me. He started to close the distance and just as we were about to kiss he fell to the ground. Fainted. I chuckled in relief.

"Oh Chat. You are going to be the death of me." I tried dragging him to the couch but he was just too heavy. "Tikki! What do I doooo?" I whispered softly. The kwami was hiding behind my computer.

"I don't know Marinette! Here, lemme help!" The small kwami grabbed his shirt and was soon carrying Chat noir alongside me. Although she didn't do much, it was as if she was lending me powers when helping me and soon we got him on top of the couch.

"He. Is. So. DEAD."

HIIIIII! So, If you know me, you know that I also make Percabeth fanfic. If you don't know me, then... I also make percabeth fan fic.

GO read them. They are probably not the best as I made them like, 2 years ago, but still. Read them anyways if you like really really cute stuff and people being jealous.

Also, I make really short chapters. It's a bad habit but It's really hard to break.

RIGHT. So. I'll update as soon as I can and yeah.

ANNNNNNNNDDD. Comment. Comment. COMMMENNNTT. You might not know this but authors love good comments. Just, don't swear in them if possible K?

Awesome. Love you all.

SALLY