Rebirth Of The Ten Tailed God

Minato stood on top of Gamabunta holding his child in his arms and looking at the Adamantine sealing chain restrained Kyubii, "I'm sorry son," Minato said, his eyes filled with tears he could not shed as he looked down at his son, "your life w-," his breathing hitched, "won't be easy, people will doubt you, misjudge you," he bit his lip hard enough to draw blood, "maybe even hate you," he held his son close hugging him, "you likely won't even know who we were, but never doubt that if there were any other choice I wouldn't hesitate to make it, your mother and I love you very much," Minato kissed his son's head, "be good."

"Minato!," Gamabunta called as the Kyubii pulled against the chains,

"Ninja art: Reaper death seal." Minato said disappearing in a yellow flash, he pressed one palm to the Kyubii, and one to his son, he shivered as an intense cold came from behind him, "Shinigami," Minato commanded, "seal the Kyubii inside my son."

The response wasn't something that Minato could interpret as words, closer to a mix between a breath and metal grinding against metal, yet Minato did understand it, "What is your offer?."

"My life," Minato responded, "in exchange for the sealing,"

The sound came again, "Life?, as if you could even stop throwing your lives away, you humans waste the gift my sister gave you every second,"

"What do you mean?," Minato asked,

"War, after this another will be declared, I may be the god of death but even I grow weary of you shallow creatures throwing your lives away so carelessly."

"what are you going to do?,"

"End it." The Shinigami stuck his arm through Minato and into the fox, "now let's see how the loss of the Jinjuriki affects the world."

All over the elemental nations seven people screamed in pain as their various seals dissolved before they fell unconscious and a large amount of red chakra launched out of their bodies, and at the same time a massive turtle like creature turned into pure chakra and flew upwards, all the Chakra converged on the full moon where a goddess waited for her son, "What's this?," She asked as her soul was pulled from the moon and combined with the fragments of her power before she was pulled toward a single location, she was filtered through the fox before being sealed into the baby,

"What have you done?," A weakened Minato asked, "do you know what this will cause?,"

"No I do not, but I am aware it will change the fate of this world," The Shinigami said taking Minato's soul, before laying the boy safely on the ground.

Soon Hiruzen Sarutobi would arrive and take the baby to safety, unaware of how the world was shaken in twelve seconds,

-Thirteen years later-

"Naruto-kun!," A woman standing outside the forest of death called,

A figure landed on top of the gate, He had long wild white hair as tall as he was with a fringe that covered his forehead, two featureless pale blue eyes, and crude armour made from leaves and wood decorated with various seeds, he carried a large leak like a staff, he looked down at the woman, "Oh heya Auntie-Miki," he paused looking away from her into the air he gave a dreamy smile, "now that is not the nice Kyu-kun she's auntie,"

Mikoto Uchiha giggled, "Hello great sage of the forest," She joked bowing dramatically, "how goes your sacred sagely duties of doom?."

Naruto jumped off the fence impaling his leak staff into the ground and landing on it, "Mysteriously," he answered with his hands behind his head,

Mikoto frowned, "Naruto-kun you really should wear armour on your body too and shoes, what if you stepped on glass?," she pleaded,

"Chomii-chan says that won't do anything due to the foxy lady's healing factor," Naruto idly answered cleaning his ear, "Chomii-chan who's the foxy lady?," he asked, "all right I'll find out when I'm older," Naruto pouted,

Mikoto's frown deepened, 'I'm glad Kushina didn't live to see you become like this Naruto-kun,' she gazed into the forest of death, though Anko had assured her the beast's inside never attacked Naruto and that they in fact let him ride on his back, it still worried her that Naruto had refused to live in the village, 'now every time I look at you all I see is a crazed child that was born to my lost friends,' Mikoto shook her head, "well today is special." she said drawing Naruto's attention back to her,

"Special!." He cheered.

She nodded, "Yes today is the day you're joining the Shinobi academy,"

Naruto raised his hands "Academy!," He cheered, he smiled his dreamy smile with the same far away look in his eyes he always had, "what's a academy?," he asked,

"A place where you go to learn." she responded forcing a smile,

Naruto nodded, "Ohhh," he said, "what's a learn?,"

Mikoto smiled, "I'll tell you as we walk,"

Naruto hopped off his leak and pulled it out of the ground with little effort, a bone arm grew out of his shoulder and took it as he walked on all fours as he followed after her,

Mikoto frowned as they walked through the marketplace due to the glaring her nephew received, but she fought back a smile when Naruto crawled up people that tried to stand in his way,

"You remember my children don't you?," She asked the literal wild boy,

Naruto nodded so fast Mikoto wondered if his head would fall off, "Taichi-kun is first kage,-"

"The first Uchiha kage, he's actually the fifth to hold the position," Mikoto corrected, "but yes,"

"Saskii-kun is serious all time forever, and Nobu-chan trained like doggie," Naruto stated,

She smiled, 'Okay he does remember real people,' she let out a sigh of relief, "yes and I've asked Shinobu If she'll keep an eye on you while you're at the academy so please try to keep near her okay?,"

"Yiss yiss," Naruto nodded, "stay near pretty Nobu-chan, can be doing,"

"Good," Mikoto said, "well we're here," she said pointing towards the building, "that's where you're going okay?,"

"Yiss yiss," Naruto nodded, "going in building,"

As Naruto scampered off to the building Mikoto called, "FIND IRUKA-KUN HE KNOWS WHERE YOU'RE GOING,"

Though she received no response she nodded sadly and turned to go back home,

Naruto crawled up the wall and opened the window, he crawled inside the class room up the walls and sat on the ceiling as he waiting for classes to start,

Soon people started filing into the classroom including three familiar people to the self proclaimed great sage, the first was the second child of Mikoto and Fugaku Uchiha, being Sasuke who looked around the class room, "MORNING SASUKE-KUN!," most of the girls in the classroom shrieked at him which was followed by a high pitched giggle,

Sasuke rubbed his eyes, "It's only three years, it's only three years, it's only three years," he repeated to himself with an horrified expression before he managed to sit down,

The second was a girl who was a dead ringer for a younger version of Naruto's mum Kushina, she had straight neck length red hair, and soft features, that softened further as she looked around the room giving a worried glance around as she looked for Naruto but since she couldn't find him she started biting her thumb in worry, this was Shinobu Uchiha, who took a seat at the back of the class room and Naruto sat directly above her,

The last was Iruka Umino, a chunin who tried talking to Naruto about the loss of his parents a few times, and more importantly gave him ice cream, so Naruto liked him, "Alright, now as some of you are aware I am your instructor Iruka-sensei, now we're not going to do much today but have roll call and then everyone can mill about, this is your first day and no one is expecting you to move a mountain alone, so we'll start with-,"

Iruka was interrupted by a knock on the door, "Excuse me class," he said as he left, after a few seconds Iruka came back inside, "today class we have a very special guest, please welcome the fifth Hokage," he said,

A man in red robes walked into the class with a brown haired girl hiding behind his sleeve, "Good morning everyone." he greeted warmly,

"Good morning Lord Hokage." the class chimed,

"Please call me Itachi," the Hokage said, lifting the brim of his hat letting everyone see an older and certainly more handsome Sasuke, with the only difference being the bags around his eyes, "I'm glad to see my predecessors will of fire still burns brightly to this day," he chuckled, "but I'm here for two reasons, the first of which being-," he held up to bags with his siblings names on them, "my younger siblings left their lunch at home today,"

Both Sasuke and Shinobu checked their bags knowing they put their lunches in them only to find them missing, "Hn so you have time to steal and deliver our lunches, but not to train with us anymore?," Sasuke asked sarcastically,

Shinobu's face puffed up as she pouted, "That's cheating Brokage," she huffed indignantly,

Itachi just laughed as both his siblings got their bags, "The second reas-" he reached into his pocket, "what's this?," he asked holding a bag with Naruto's name on, "another lunch?," he grinned shrugging, he shook it slightly "sounds like it has ice cream in, would a Naruto Uzumaki come and get it?." he asked,

"ICE CREAM!," Naruto shouted leaping at the bag as he drooled like water running down a cliffside,

Itachi caught him in mid air and let out another laugh, "Naruto-kun it's so good to see you out of the forest,"

"Hi Tachi-kun," Naruto greeted still reaching for the lunch,

The entire class was surprised at the white haired child who dangled upside down in the Hokage's grip, "Now why don't you introduce yourself Naruto-kun?," Itachi asked,

"Yiss yiss, am Naruto Uzumaki, great pet sage of death forest, like ice cream," Naruto said plainly but happily,

"And where were you before you jumped at me?," Itachi asked,

Naruto pointed down which due to how he was being held with one leg pointed at the ceiling, "On ceiling,"

Itachi smiled down at him, "And would you care to show everyone how you hid up there?,"

Naruto nodded, "Yiss yiss," he said,

Itachi let Naruto's leg go but the white haired boy flipped in mid air and landed on all fours, then Naruto crawled up the wall and all the way back round sitting in front of Itachi like a dog, Itachi placed a small cupcake on Naruto's nose, Naruto tried reaching for it but Itachi said, "Not yet," making him stop, "now flip," Naruto flipped from his sitting position and caught the cake in his mouth landing back in his sitting position, Itachi patted his head, "good boy, now take this bag and sit next to Shinobu after I leave, okay?."

Naruto nodded fast taking the bag in his teeth, "Yish Yish," he said,

"Good," Itachi said, he held his arm out and the brown haired girl came from behind him, "would you care to introduce yourself?," he asked,

She nodded, she stepped out from behind the Hokage and bowed, "Hello everyone I'm-" Before she could continue Naruto placed his hand on her chest making her blush profusely "W-WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!," she asked incredulously,

"Not sure," He said with a dreamy smile and that faraway expression in his eyes, his hand glowed red for a few seconds before she slapped it away,

"Y-you can't just go around groping girls you pervert!," She said chastising the boy, "It's like you have no concept of personal space, p-please keep your hands to yourself!," she ranted,

"Yakumo-chan how do you feel?," Itachi asked,

"Like some strange wild boy just gro-," She stopped, "my body?," her face scrunched up in confusion, "what?," she ran her hands down her neck, "why," she started stretching, "why don't I feel pain?," she asked the Hokage,

Itachi smiled in response, "Naruto would you care to explain?," he asked,

The boy simply smiled, "Nope,"

Yakumo pointed at him, "He did it?," She asked, "how?,"

"One of life's many wonderful mysteries," Itachi answered, "now both of you go and take your seats," he said, Naruto crawled over to where Shinobu sat, and flipped into the chair next to her, Yakumo gave both the Hokage and the boy confused looks before finding an empty seat and sat in it, "well it's been fun but I'd better get back to my paper work before my secretary finds out I've pulled another vanishing act," Itachi waved at them, "farewell, I hope to see you all succeed," then he vanished in a swirl of leaves,

Iruka closed the door he entered from and turned to his class, "We'll now begin roll call, Shino Aburame?,"

"Present," The mysterious bug boy stated,

"Choji Akimichi?,"

"Over here," Choji called raising his hand,

"Kagero Fuma?,"

"Yes teacher," A green haired girl replied,

"Sakura Haruno?,"

"Here," The pinkette said taking glances at a twitching Sasuke,

"Hinata Hyuga?,"

"Y-yes?, uh I mean here," The eternally embarrassed heiress stuttered,

"Kiba Inuzuka?,"

"Right here man!," Kiba cheered, Akamaru yipped along with him,

"Yakumo Kurama?,"

The brown haired girl turned from giving the white haired boy who was currently balancing on his leak staff a confused glance, "Is this a dream?," she asked getting a few chuckles in return,

"No but that is how most people who meet Naruto feel," Iruka replied,

"In that case I am in fact present," she said turning back to watch the boy

"Sasuke Uchiha?,"

"Wishing I wasn't," Sasuke groaned under his breath,

"Hang in there," Iruka replied, "Shinobu Uchiha?,"

"Here," The red head said as she cuffed herself to Naruto,

"Why are you cuffing yourself to him?," Iruka asked,

"So he can't go bouncing off the walls," Shinobu responded,

Iruka nodded "Makes sense, Naruto Uzumaki?,"

"Yiss,"

"And finally Ino Yamanaka?," Iruka looked around after a few seconds, "Miss Yamanaka?,"

Suddenly the door was pushed open by a heavily breathing red faced blonde girl, "S-sorry I'm late," she said in between breaths, "did I make it in time?,"

Iruka smiled, "Just in time Miss Yamanaka, there's a free seat next to Sasuke." Iruka said,

Ino nodded and bowed, "Thanks sensei," then she quietly sat next to the brooding boy who became a lot stiffer when she sat next to him,

"Now since this is everyone's first day your first assignment is to make some friends," Iruka said, "partially cause I have to find an new lesson plan since we'll have a new taijutsu instructor soon," He pointed to the class, "but be aware, we've got our eyes on you all, so behave." And with his parting words Iruka left the class,

Sinobu turned to Naruto "Where the hell have you been!?," she demanded, "everyone was worried sick about you!," she stated pulling his ear,

"Even Saskii?," Naruto asked,

"Not even a little," The brooding boy stated,

"Especially Sasuke," Shinobu said,

"Who even is he?," Sasuke asked not really caring,

"The boy who mum raised until he could walk," Shinobu said, then she gritted her teeth pulling Naruto's ear harder, "then he vanished making everyone worry!,"

Sasuke had a dull recollection of that, "Yeah," he said unconvincingly, "that's right."

"Okay fine maybe not Sasuke, but Mum bro and me were all worried sick," Shinobu said, "where were you?,"

"Death forest," Naruto said simply,

"D-death forest?," Shinobu asked, "DEATH FOREST!?," she cried shaking him violently, "WHY WERE YOU IN DEATH FOREST?, WHERE IS DEATH FOREST?, ARE YOU OKAY?, YOU AREN'T HURT ARE YOU?,"

"Am fine," Naruto said still being shaken,

"You're lying," Shinobu stated, then she let out a breath, "that doesn't matter anymore," she smiled, "since you'll be coming home with us," she stated,

Naruto considered her words, "what Kokuo think?," he asked looking away from Shinobu, after a few seconds he shook his head, "yes remember that now," he said turning back to Shinobu, "sorry can't go with you,"

Shinobu sighed "I understand," She said,

"How did he heal me?," Yakumo asked,

"Sage magic," Naruto said scratching his neck with his foot, "am powerful sage guy."

Yakumo blinked, "I guess that makes sense?," she said unconvinced,

"I got one how'd he crawl up the wall?," Kiba asked,

"Catra!," Naruto cheered,

"He means chakra," Shinobu stated,

Naruto would've gotten more questions but then Itachi reappeared, "Hi sibs, I need to borrow you Naruto buddy, bye sibs," he said picking Naruto up with one arm, then they were in the Hokage's office,

Several people were inside four wore robes similar to Itachi's, "Naruto these are the five kage," Itachi stated, then he turned Naruto to the four elder council, "Know anyone here?," he asked,

Naruto pointed to the third Hokage, "That's Jiji," he said,

"The others are Curly, Moe, and Larry," he said pointing to Homura, Danzo, and Koharu respectively,

Then Itachi moved behind his desk before putting Naruto on the floor and he himself took a seat, "Right so you all wanted to discuss something with me and my good buddy Naruto?," he asked,

A stomped over, "Return what you stole from us now Uchiha brat or things will get-," A cracked his knuckles, then his neck, then he popped his back, and finally he a vase on the floor, "-ugly," he said,

Naruto snorted, "What's so funny brat?," A asked,

"Son Goku said it wouldn't be uglier then you," Naruto said,

A gritted his teeth and stomped over to the brat, "Tell Son Goku-," he started, then he jumped into a corner, "THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE TO BE SO MEEEEAN!," A cried bawling his eyes out.

"Case and point Lord Hokage," Onoki said, "we are aware he has the tailed beasts and we just want ours returned to us,"

"I'm sorry Lord Tsuchikage but what you want comes at the life of a young boy and therefore I'll have to deny your request," Itachi said, "besides your jinjuriki are still alive, and they seem no weaker then they were before-,"

"That is where you are wrong," the Kazekage interjected, "My son lost all his power and due to an attempt on his life he is now in critical condition," he leaned over Itachi's desk, "we need the Ichibii to save him,"

Itachi laced his fingers together, "When you ask like that-," he said shutting his eyes and smiling, "it makes me want to gut you like a fish," he opened his eyes showing Sharingan that glared back at the Kazekage, "I'm aware that the attempts on your sons life were your own doing, go join A in the corner." he demanded, he took a few breaths, "and with the adults?,"

"Itachi," Mei Terumi drawled, "your predecessor Hashirama gave the Bijuu to our predecessors as a peace offering, don't yopu think that-,"

Itachi raised his hand, "Naruto what's your last name?,"

"Uzumaki," the boy answered simply,

Itachi stood up and stared out into the village, "Uzumaki," he repeated slowly, "Mito Uzumaki sealed the Bijuu into the bodies of Ninja from other villages since her husband thought it would bring peace," he turned back to them, "yet years later three of the predecessors of the people who stand before me murdered her entire clan, declared war on the village that gave these powerful beasts away, and one of you even had the balls to try and get his grubby little fingers on one of my family!,"

Itachi slapped his hand on the window, "those people out there who live in my village are my family, we may not share blood, hell we may not have even shared a single sentence together, but we are family, bound by the will of fire that courses through our souls, you come after any member and I will show you why my great grandfather Madara Uchiha was feared as much as Hashirama was," Itachi shook his head, "you all spat in the faces of my predecessors, and my home, and me," Itachi let out a breath, "and I accept that," he said, "but when you come after my family, then I don't care what reason you have, I will protect my family till my last breath,"

"Though they resided in Uzu and not Konohana the Uzumaki clan were and always will be our brothers," Itachi said, "yet despite that, despite all those who died during the last war on all sides, you all march in here and make demands of me?," he asked, "I'll be frank with you, I have no earthly idea how all of the Biju appeared inside Naruto, I suspect it has something to do with the seal required to seal the Kyubii but even that is little more than a guess, yet I see this as a time to start over-," he said pulling a sand timer out from under his desk, "what would you all say to a little wager?," he asked,

The Kage looked to each other, "What kind of wager," Mei asked, being the only Kage who seemed not to brass the Uchiha off,

"Since I can't give you your Jinjuriki back lets say winner take all," Itachi said "twelve minutes," he stated, "if you can catch Naruto and hold him for three seconds, you can keep him, but if you can't Naruto stays here,"

"Itachi you can't be serious," Danzo said,

"Much like my favourite fictional character Moe I'm always Sirius," Itachi joked,

"So all we have to do to is hold that child there for three seconds and we can keep him?," A asked,

"Yep," Itachi said, "but there are a few catches, only one of you four can touch him, you can't lure him to you using any method, and you have to hold him and count to three if you can't count to three before he gets away then it doesn't count, oh and if anyone gets him feel free to hit them hard to make them let go,"

"And that's it?," Onoki asked,

"Yep, I'll be coming along as an impromptu referee, but be aware If anyone breaks these rules, it'll mean war." Itachi stated,

He clapped his hands, "Right everyone to the roof, Neko could you fetch Naruto's staff for him?," he asked, leaving the room before any answer could be given, and they all soon reached the roof,

The Kage threw off their robes and took their marks as Neko handed Naruto his giant leak,

"Naruto," Itachi said placing his hands on the boys shoulders, "These other kage want to play tag with you but nobody wanted to be it, can you be it for about twelve minuets?,"

"Yiss yiss," Naruto said,

"Good," He said before taking his mark near the others, "ready?," he called, "set!," A used his lightning armour jutsu, the Kazekage made a gold platform to ride on, Mei just stretched to limber herself up, Onoki covered himself in butter and floated above where he had been standing, Itachi activated his Sharingan, "GO!," he shouted,

With how slowed down things were Itachi smirked as Naruto vanished six milliseconds before A even got close to him, Itachi looked up, "game set match," he said smiling,

"What!?," A complained, "but I didn't even get him,"

"It's fine, he just jumped to hard and blew his own legs out again," Itachi said, "The good news is they'll be healed before he lands,"

"Lands?, how far away is he?," Mei asked,

"Four hundred and seventy miles," Itachi pointed skyward, "That way,"

The Kage stared up into the sky, though none of them could see him, "The last time he did this it took him about an hour to hit the ground," Itachi said,

"So we'd never catch him?," Mei asked,

"I have no idea," Itachi said, "Maybe if he could control his strength better,"

Naruto slapped his face as he fell, "I used too much strongth again," then he shrugged "oh well it's a lovely view." he said spinning and looking at the village,

OCTOPUS-The End-OCTOPUS

Hi I'm Our hero this story was a challenge from pus in boots who asked to write a story where the Shinigami seals Kaguya inside Naruto instead of the Kyubii,

The first question I'm likely to be asked is what is up with Naruto?,: Well that requires a bit of explaining, you see Naruto has the power of not one, but all nine tailed beasts and Kaguya before he was born, he has no chance of performing any ninjutsu but he'll hit as hard as Allmight, which made me think he was far too overpowered so I had to think of something for him to overcome, thus I combined young Amethyst from Steven Universe and Tarzan and what we got was the result, he's an impossibly strong yet naïve and possibly crazed child who has too much power for his body to handle,

The Second is why does an Uchiha have red hair?,: and all I can say is you'll see,

The third is why is Itachi the Hokage?,: I was reading a fanfic where the writer said something about Itachi being a Hokage when he was seven, and I wanted to do that, but I only did part of it cause I'm fucking lazy,

And with that

Our hero

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