Eyooo, it's been quite a while since I last wrote for this fandom but… this idea just came onto me last night lol. I'm also planning to do a huge Mario story on the near future (which was inspired by another Mario author, I've got some drafts for it and some planning down lol) so I'm using this one as some sort of prequel, or… I don't know lol. But anyway, I hope you guys enjoy!


Dear Diary,

Today is my sweet seventeenth birthday! Daddykins brought me this… this weird pink notebook thingy and told me that if I was bored, I could write. Well, since Kamek the old Magi-coot taught me how to read and write ever since Lemmy and Iggy had trouble with their 'school', he said that I could work on my skills.

Ehh, I never liked writing or reading. I was never on the same level of intelligence as Ludwig or Iggy but Kamek told me that writing here will be able to get to know myself better other than being the bundle of bows and makeup I am now. Maybe to even improve my writing skills? But who cares, they can't even read my writing anyway, only I can.

Ugh, I don't know what to write… I could talk about my current day today but nothing special has ever happened other than Daddykins getting me this… book. But either way, Daddykins might be throwing a huge birthday surprise party full of pink, just for me!

...If he wasn't so focused on kidnapping that pink dressed Barbie doll bimbo, that is.

Oh well, I can only hope, right?

...I don't even know what to write anymore, maybe I could write again when my dream party happens later in the day!

How do you end diary entries… Kamek never told me what to put…

Ah! I remember now!

With love,

Wendy O. Koopa