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This is my latest 'Andrew gets his' idea, and it had been floating in my head for a week, but something today finally prompted me to write it.
I got 2 stupid reviews from a Guest. This one is from 'Heroes, Vampires and Slayers'-
"Angel always meddled into Buffy's business even when she had it and he had no right to, the only time he had, was in the series finale, other than that, Angel deserved to be said they didn't trust him anymore. He has his own team and resources now and given how far he was going, not evne the Scoobies would want to have anything to do with him."
Then here's the one on 'A Game of Doom'-
"Lena and Caitlin already have their own powers so them being a Slayer is an overkill. And none of the Arrow females deserve to be Slayers. Wanda already has her own powers. Overkill again."
So, what shows did this person watch? Up until Buffy Season 3, Angel was a Scooby himself, and even in a relationship with Buffy, so, my issues with Angel in 'Buffy' and Bangel aside, they had common business.
After that, Angel only meddled with Buffy's business once during the Thanksgiving episode, and even there, it ended up not being too much of a hassle. Then it was Buffy who meddled with Angel's business in 1x19 because she had a vendetta. Angel went to her city to apologize to her. Riley trying to pick a fight was Riley's fault.
Then in 5x17, Angel was comforting her over her mom, not meddling.
Then in the series finale, how exactly would the Scoobies have won had Angel not given up that amulet? LOL!
And if Angel can't be trusted because he's running WH, then the Scoobies can't be trusted either since they gave Slayer powers to girls all over the world, including many who didn't deserve it, Dana included, so Dana was the Scoobies' own mess, not Team Angel's. And they sent their biggest joke to help Team Angel with their mess rather than someone actually qualified to handle a Slayer.
And seriously, Team Angel was willing to help Dana using WH's resources when she wasn't even their mess, and Andrew still brings in the Slayers to forcefully take her away from them, and then does the bullshit of them not being trusted anymore.
I think that shows who really had the high ground in morality here.
Plus, I prefer grey morality over black and white, unless the whole Universe is supposed to have black and white stuff, then I'm fine with it. So if anything, the Scoobies' (or more likely just Andrew's) attitude in Angel Season 5 was pathetic.
And, as much as I hate most of the follow-up comics, Angel's and Faith's relationship is consistent in them. And in the follow-up comics, Angel does much worse shit than anything he did in the show, and Faith still doesn't give up on him, and trusts him, and tries to help him, while Willow also accompanies him on his quest to make things right, in spite of having misgivings.
So, at this point it's proven that Andrew was just being a pathetic idiot, and Team Angel didn't deserve it. Faith and Willow would give Angel the benefit of the doubt, and so would Buffy.
So, at this point, any argument that Team Angel deserved what Andrew said to them are pathetic.
Also, Lena hadn't accessed her powers in my series when she became a Slayer, while KF may have powers, but Caitlin doesn't, so in a bind, Slayer strength will be useful.
And by what logic is the idiot deciding Arrow women can't be Slayers? His own? Because I don't give a fuck about it.
Only one he has a point on is Wanda, that can be considered overkill, rest is bullshit.
Also, I do like being advised on how to write stuff, and getting suggestions and constructive criticism, but when one takes up a tone like this moron, I look down on them with spite.
Plus, there was one more stupid Andrew defender I knew whose logic to defend Andrew as a good guy was that he hugged Spike like a friend at one point.
By that logic, Sitwell and Sterns in MCU are good guys too since they hugged while Sitwell whispered 'Hail Hydra'.
Andrew's only good moment was when he spied on the First in that one episode, that's it. And he never showed genuine remorse for his actions. He only showed remorse when Buffy threatened to off him, that's not genuine remorse, that's fear of death. His redemption made zero sense, Jonathan should have gotten that redemption.
So, anyone taking morality lessons from a despicable person like Andrew should take a good, hard look at themselves.
With that done, this ain't friendly to Andrew, so click the back button if you like him.
Also, this story isn't a 3-way pairing between Spike, Faith and Buffy, rather 2 alternate scenarios- one where she's with Faith and another where she's with Spike.
Hope all enjoy.
Scenario 1
Buffy and Faith kissed as Faith took off Buffy's top and unclipped her bra, while Buffy unbuttoned Faith's shirt before they reached for their waists, taking their pants off as they tossed their clothes aside and laid down, gently running their hands across each other's skin with soft moans and breaths as they kissed, while Buffy ran her fingers down Faith's breasts, while Faith gently stroked Buffy's back before their eyes were locked in stares.
"Do you have a wild animal inside of you?" Faith asked with a challenging smirk.
"You have no idea", Buffy told her when the lights went out.
"I guess the fuses are out." Faith said.
"Doesn't matter. I'm fine with what we got in the dark." Buffy smirked as she pulled away before pouncing on Faith like a lion, pinning her down as Faith smirked in approval, and they kissed, having sex for a while until soon enough, both girls got tired as Buffy pulled the blanket to cover them both as they were snuggling to each other.
"Hey, Xan Man, do you know how to fix the lights?" Gunn asked, him, Willow, Tara, Dawn, Anya, Giles, Angel, Spike, Cordelia, Wesley, Lorne and Fred wandering around in the dark, with Willow and Tara using an illuminating spell with shared power.
"Hang on. The fuse box is down in the basement." Xander said, picking a flashlight as they went downstairs.
Andrew had gone out from the bathroom in his pajamas as he looked around. "Hey? Why are the lights out?" He looked around. "Hello? How am I supposed to find my bedroom?"
Andrew sighed. No one apparently heard him and he had no light to use, with the power out. Andrew wandered blindly, looking for his room and tried to guess which door as he entered the bedroom and laid down on bed, with the pillow… different from what he was used to and warmer and not complaining as he slowly fell asleep.
Faith opened her eyes in anger as she noticed who was lying in the bed with her and Buffy. Faith just froze, shaking angrily, while Andrew lay on the bed with his head on her chest and hands rubbing her breasts as she started breathing faster and faster, while Buffy seethed, fuming like a locomotive, with Faith about to scream in rage and Buffy clenching her fists.
"What. Do. You. Think. You. Are. Doing? Get off, now." Buffy hissed.
"Bloody. Little. Creep." Faith sneered.
Andrew moaned softly in comfort, trying to snuggle towards Buffy and Faith unknowingly and as his hands were reaching to Buffy's chest, she could feel the nails in her hand burying into her skin until they almost bled.
"And wait for it…" Xander flipped a switch on the fuse box as the lights turned on before they heard a girly scream.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"What's going on?" Giles asked as he, Xander, Dawn, Faith, Willow, Tara, Anya, Angel, Spike, Cordelia, Wesley, Lorne, Fred and Gunn looked up.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!" Buffy yelled.
"I didn't come here on purpose! It was dark and I was looking for my bedr—AAAGH! AAAGH!" Andrew screamed in pain as they heard loud slams going off above their heads.
"THAT'S FOR THE SNUGGLING! THAT'S FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PILLOWS AND MY TITS! YOU DESERVE A BEATDOWN FOR JUST THAT!" Faith yelled too.
Next thing they knew, Andrew was thrown out as the Scoobies and Team Angel looked out to see screaming Andrew falling down until they heard a 'thud' as Andrew hit the ground hard, breaking most of the bones in his body before Giles, Xander, Angel, Spike, Wesley, Lorne and Gunn shook their heads and rolled their eyes at Andrew's antics blowing up in his face again and the girls just stifled their giggles.
"They…broke….my…..everything….." Andrew moaned pathetically as all looked down on him, then just left as he called out. "Guys…..Urggggghhh!"
Even breathing hurt him.
"Was that Buffy and Faith?" Willow then asked.
"At 2 AM in one bedroom?" Giles questioned as he looked at the clock, all of them wondering before coming to the same conclusion as Xander cleared his throat, shuddered and shook his head and Willow, Tara and Dawn shifting uneasily, immediately trying to purge the mental image from their minds, while Giles took off his glasses and started to clean them with the edge of his sweater.
"Ah, so Buffy went lesbo with Faith, was wondering when that would happen", Cordelia quipped as Angel looked a weirded out, since while he loved Cordelia, Buffy was still his complicated ex while Faith was his best friend.
"You in there Angel?" Cordelia asked, waving her hand on his face and snapping her fingers. "I'm sure they'll be fine."
"Right, right", Angel nodded.
"So, they have done it with both guys and girls, you aren't unique anymore, Willow", Anya told her as Willow and Tara shared a chuckle.
"Well, damn is all I can say!" Gunn said.
"Good for them, I think", Fred commented.
"Yes, I believe so", Wesley nodded.
"I am guessing he tried to join in and they did this to him", Lorne said about Andrew as all laughed.
"Maybe they will be open to a threesome", Spike said as he tried to walk up the stairs but Angel pulled him back by the collar. "Bloody hell!"
"How do girls do it exactly?" Anya asked. "Like, without the toys. Lick, or just rub-"
There was a snapping noise as they realized Giles' glasses had broken.
"Thank you for the vivid imagery, Anya", Giles told her sarcastically.
"Whatever it is, good for them", Tara smiled.
"Yeah, guess so", Xander muttered.
"If they make each other happy, we can be too", Dawn smiled.
"Agreed", Angel said, finally getting over the weirdness.
As for Andrew, no one cared.
Scenario 2
Andrew found Spike cool, and thought they were best buddies, especially due to their little adventure together, it was like a buddy cop film.
He wanted to hang out with the guy more, so he was going to his crypt at night.
He entered the place, looking around and not finding anything, when his foot suddenly ended up on a trap door and he rolled down, screaming in pain.
He then panted, dusting himself, and looked up to see Buffy, half-naked, tied to a chair and gagged too.
"Oh boy!" He gasped, thinking Spike had gone evil again in spite of having a soul and had abducted her to do horrible things. He ran to Buffy, taking off the gag. "Buffy, you okay?"
Buffy hauled her head back and head-butted him, breaking his nose as he screamed in pain. "AAAAAGHH! WHY?!"
Then he heard a crack in the air and turned around to see Spike, also half-naked, standing there with a whip.
He looked between them as the pieces fell together. "Ah, right, so you two wer-"
"Spike, you have more ropes?" Buffy asked him.
"I do", Spike told her with a smirk, deciding to fix his trap door soon.
She smirked back and broke her restraints, getting up and marching to Andrew, who backed off in horror. "So first, we will tie him up and do stuff to him, then you can tie me up and do stuff to me again."
"Guys, plea-"
He was cut off when Buffy back-handed him, sending him down, then dragged him to the chair as Spike tied him up. "NOOOO!"
And then all the rough stuff, they did to him, only, it wasn't kinky or sexy, but a lot of pain was involved, as Andrew screamed loudly.
Later, Magic Box
Giles and Anya were working, with Willow, Tara, Faith, Xander, Dawn, Angel, Cordelia, Wesley, Lorne, Fred and Gunn doing other stuff when there was a crack in the air as Andrew appeared, moaning in pain as he fell down, crying, all his bones broken.
"Why are you here?" Giles asked him in annoyance.
"Buffy….tied….and gagged….Spike…whipping her…" Andrew said in between moans of pain as all of them processed what he had said, and their eyes widened as the pieces fell together.
First they heard a snapping sound and realized Giles' glasses had broken.
Xander was standing, his mind going blank and breaking. "Oh boy, oh boy-"
"Maybe we can do it too", Anya said to him. "I'll get my whip."
Now Xander had even more problems to worry about.
"My sister's a pain slut", Dawn muttered, grossed out.
"I need bleach", Angel looked around. "Where is it?"
Cordelia smacked his head. "Stop being so dramatic."
"Right, sorry", he apologized as she walked to him with a smirk.
"Buffy and Spike have given me some ideas for us", she whispered to him, as now Angel had a smile on his face.
"So B does have an animal inside of her", Faith quipped.
"Ah, so they like pleasure and pain together, it is good for some people", Lorne commented.
"Their relationship, their rules", Wesley shrugged.
"Yeah", Fred nodded with a sigh.
"Still, weird since this idiot blurted it out", Gunn commented.
"We don't have much of a foot to stand on, do we?" Tara whispered to Willow.
"No, not really", Willow agreed, wincing and rubbing her butt, still sore from the spanking Tara had given her earlier in the morning.
As for Andrew, no one cared.
Next morning
The Scoobies and Team Angel were in the Magic Box again, and then Buffy and Spike arrived, Spike throwing down his blanket, and then they noticed everyone giving them weird looks.
"What's the matter?" Buffy asked, not knowing Andrew had blurted out the beans.
"Is there something on our faces?" Spike asked too.
Anya asked. "So, what kind of whip did you use? I am asking because I want to use it too."
Everyone groaned now as Buffy and Spike realized what had happened, and blushed.
"Andrew…." Buffy growled in anger.
"Creep needs a little more beating", Spike scoffed.
Dawn though, now having gone past the grossed out phase, decided to have some fun.
As Buffy and Spike walked in, separating a little, Dawn whispered to Buffy. "You're a pain slut."
"You….." Buffy trailed off, glaring.
"My sister's a pain slut, my sister's a pain slut", Dawn said in sing-song voice as Buffy lunged at her, and Dawn ran off with a laugh, outside the shop, Buffy chasing her.
"Come here you!"
Giles and Angel were about to walk to Spike, to threaten him for hurting Buffy, but it was clear it was consensual, and she liked it, so they were just fumbling.
"Hey", Faith walked to Spike with a smirk, winking. "You two got room for a third?"
"Huh?" Spike said, backing off a little.
"You know, I love whips too, and tying up", Faith told him, as Spike turned around and walked off to do his own work, Faith chuckling.
No one cared about Andrew still.
And done, hope you all had a laugh.
Scenario 1 was inspired by Bl4ckHunter's 'A Wandering Creep' so thank you to him, and thank you to Brainstorm Sorcerer for help with this.
Hope all enjoyed and see you all next time with another update. Stay safe from the coronavirus ya all!