Out of all the ways to die, I never thought getting run over by good ol' Truck-kun would be the way for me to go. Honestly my bet was that I was going to get shot but I guess I lost that bet. Then again I made the bet with myself so did I really lose anything? Questions for later.
Anyways some may ask why I thought I'd get shot, well the answer is simple, in a thief. Yep good old fashion breaking and entering, it's way easier than getting a job and I'm really good at it.
"Ok now that I've gotten that weird soliloquy—or is it a monologue? again questions for later—backstory out of the way I need to figure out where the fuck I am." I say as I look around into the endless dark abyss. "Ok actually I know where I am, this is obviously the afterlife but I thought it'd be more fire and brimstone."
"I also thought I'd be more freaked out about dying but instead I just feel a weird sense of acceptance." I say with a thoughtful frown. The frown then changed into a small chuckle. "Oh well I don't really give a shit, now what to do?"
"I don't want to stay here because it's boring as fuck and I hate being bored, but this is also the afterlife so I can't leave. That means I need something to do." I say thinking out loud while floating in the abyss.
"You know I just realized I'm floating." I say with a chuckle as I do a backflip. I then began to do multiple flips and cartwheels while laughing the entire time.
"Holy shit this is really fun."
SYSTEM MERGING COMPLETE. HOST ERROR DETECTED: ERROR DEATH. REVIVING HOST. ERROR FIXED. BEGIN PROJECT G.A.M.E. LOADING PROTOCOL: TUTORIAL. TUTORIAL STARTING IN 3. 2. 1. TUTORIAL PART 1 START.
"The fuck?" That was all I could utter as I looked at the holographic screen that appeared out of nowhere.
TUTORIAL PART 1: CHARACTERIZATION
"Wait hold on!" It didn't. Now there's a new screen in front of me that has a copy of myself on what looks like a game character menu.
CHOOSE A RACE
AVAILABLE RACES: [HIGH ELF] [WOOD ELF] [DARK ELF] [NORD] [IMPERIAL] [BRETON] [ORC] [REDGUARD] [KAJIIT] [ARGONIAN]
Just by looking at it I could already tell what was going on. "I'm being reborn into mother fucking Skyrim." I said with a very loud laugh. "Holy shit this is fucking hilarious!" I just couldn't stop laughing.
After a couple of minutes I finally calmed down. "Fucking hell."
"Well no use dilly-dallying, time to become a overpowered isekai protagonist." I said with a laugh again.
"Alright first order of business, race. Kajiit is a no I'm not a furry. I got nothing against furries I'm just not one. Redguard is also a no, I'd just be weird. Argonians is also a no since I don't want to be a overgrown lizard. Nord and Imperials are a maybe, they're there in case I want to be human. Wood Elf is a no, I'm not a fucking druid. High Elf is a no I'm not a Thalmor bitch. Dark Elf is a maybe, and Orc is a…… hmm." I put on a really thoughtful face for a second.
"I don't want to be a small hulk but I will admit being a giant green monster is really cool. That and with elves I could basically recreate a bunch of doujinshi. Decisions decisions." I debate with a small frown. "Nah as cool as it would be I'm a thief first and foremost so being a big hunk of a man is not for me."
"Ok so that leaves the three humans and the dark elf. If I pick dark elf the stormcloak bitches with will be fucking racist but I will also get a fire cloak. Eh fuck it I want fire powers!"
RACE SELECTED: [DARK ELF] - The Dunmer, more commonly known as Dark Elves, are the grey-skinned elven natives of the province of Morrowind.
PERK GAINED
[Resist Fire] - You are 50% resistant to Fire Damage
SKILL GAINED
[Ancestor's Wrath] LVL 1/10 - Allows the user to surround themselves in a cloak of fire to burn anything that gets to close to them.
Deals 10 Fire Damage per second
Range - 1 Meter
Time Limit - 1 Minute
Cool Down - 1 Hour
I didn't even get the chance to read what was on the screen before the strangest sensation surged through my body. I felt my face and bones get longer and shorter, my skin changed. It didn't hurt but it's the weirdest thing I've ever felt. It's like some one is molding me from clay.
"Fuck." I barely suppressed a shiver as the change finished.
Now on the screen from earlier instead of the face I've seen my entire like there's the default Dark Elf.
"Is that what I look like?" I ask a little creeped out by its appearance. I tried to look at my own hands only to remember that it's complete darkness and I can't see anything. "Wait how can I see the screens?" I ask confused only to laugh a couple of seconds later. "Am I really questioning how this works while being reborn in a game?" The thought made me chuckle.
"Anyways I hope I don't have to stay like this." As soon as I finished talking I noticed a tab to the side of 'me'. Opening it showed much more options that the game granting me almost complete control of my looks.
"Well this is going to take forever."
I don't know how long I spent finishing my 'character' but if I had to guess I'd say a couple of hours.
The constant feeling of your body changing is still weird but I got used to it soon enough.
I look relatively the same with just a few differences. Instead of greyish purple skin I now have a light grey almost white porcelain skin. My face isn't as long, it's still sharp though. Overall I still look human but with a greyish completion and pointy ears. Now as for my hair I had the choice of going with the normal anime protagonist look with white hair but I decided to keep black hair. As for the style I now have a almost Madara Uchiha style but shorter. More accurately I'd be a Obito when he grew his hair out.
That's for the face, for the body I changed it quite a bit. I didn't make myself big more of a lean ripped sort of body. For the main event however, well let's just say if you give a man the ability to change the size of his dick he's going to do it. No while I was never really sensitive about that I wasn't proud of the size, I was average. Now however I was far from average, that is unless having a 11 inch dick is normal in Skyrim.
Over all I'm fucking gorgeous.
ARE YOU COMPLETED WITH CHARACTER CUSTOMIZATION?
"Yes." I answer and then the screen closed and another popped up.
TUTORIAL PART 2: CLASS SELECTION
Choose A Main Class
Rouge - [Thief] [Hunter] [Assassin] [Gunslinger] [Sharpshooter]
Mage - [Elementalist] [Illusionist] [Druid] [Summoner] [Healer] [Necromancer] [Psychic]
Fighter - [Knight] [Berserker] [Monk] [Duelist]
Oh so we're doing this gamer style, nice.
"Does that mean I have a inventory? Wait do I have a skill menu?" After I spoke those words I realized that there's no one to answer my questions.
Looking over the options two caught my eye instantly.
"Gunslinger? Sharpshooter? Why are gun classes here there's no guns in Skyrim." I could only come up with three answers. "Ok so either I'm not going to Skyrim, I am going to Skyrim but I'll go to someplace with guns later, or it's just there for whatever reason." While normally I would dismiss the second one but as far as I know I'm being reborn into a video game so anything's possible.
So now I need to figure out if it's a good idea to choose it. Probably not, I'd be bad I chose that only to not be able to get a gun.
Ok all of fighter is out, maybe later if I can choose another class which I'm sure I could if they gave me this many options. The real choice is between rouge and mage, thief is out though. While I'm a thief myself I'm going to a world where I have to fight a dragon called The World Eater so yeah pickpocketing is not going to cut it.
With the rouges it's between Assassin and Hunter, yeah I'll keep that. Now for the mage, Healer is out. I refuse to be the medic, don't get me wrong I have mad respect for them but it's just not my play style. It's for that same reason that I'm saying no to druid, except I don't respect druids the god-damn tree huggers. While having a army of animals is cool I'd rather a army of undead. Too bad I'm not picking necromancy though, I remember that it's heavily frowned upon in Skyrim so fuck that I'm not having people hunt me down constantly because of that.
So my choices for mage are Elementalist, Illusionist, Summoner, and Psychic. Hmm ok I like Itachi but illusions aren't great as a first class.
Now what is psychic? fortune telling? useful but not strong. Well unless it's completely mind magic, then that's op. I could just imagine mind breaking people left and right like a void user. Hmm to many possibilities so that's a no.
That leaves four. Hmm Summoner is out mostly because it's more of a hide while others do that work class. That leaves three.
Hmm looking at the bigger picture here what can a bow do to Alduin? Well besides something like Auriel's Bow. Hmm actually bows are pretty strong now that I'm thinking about it. I was thinking about normal bows but this isn't like normal.
God this is a really hard choice. Eenie meenie miney mo? Eh fuck it.
I quickly sung between the three of them and pick that one.
Class Gained
[Hunter] — LVL 1/100
Increases DEX WIS by 3 per level
Skills Gained
[Archery Proficiency (Novice)]
Your skill in the use of bows and crossbows is that of a novice.
[Tracking Proficiency (Novice)]
Your skill in finding prey is that of a novice.
[Trap Proficiency (Novice)]
Your skill is making, detecting, and disarming traps is that of a novice.
[Hunter's Vision] LVL 1/10
A ability that allows the user to see a colored aura of a being along with their footprints. With this it is also possible to see emotions and whether or not they're lying.
Time Limit - 1 Minute
Cool Down - 10 Minutes
[Enhanced Senses] LVL 1/10
Allows the user to temporarily enhance all of their senses.
Time Limit - 30 Seconds
Cool Down - 10 Minutes
[Piercing Shot] LVL 1/10
The user launches a arrow in a special way that ignores 10% of defense.
Cost 20 SP
Huh those are that bad.
[Hunting Bow] Added to Inventory
[Iron Arrow] 50 Added to Inventory
Wait I get that? Man now I wish I chose gunslinger or sharpshooter then cause then I could get guns. Can I change?
TUTORIAL PART 2 COMPLETE
Well fuck you too then.
TUTORIAL COMPLETE. INITIATING WORLD TRAVEL IN 3. 2. 1. WORLD TRAVEL LAUNCH.
After that everything went dark.
Next Time — "Hey you. You're finally awake."