A Zelda Salad!
One day, Link came back from a long day of working out and was tried. Zelda, Link's wife and sex toy, asked Link "what is wrong?"
Link answered "I want to eat you, but I'm on a diet." He said looking at Zelda. Now in the smash ultimate universe machines that can "respawn" someone does exist, so vore is a common thing in this universe.
Suddenly Zelda got an idea! She told Link this "Well you could just make me into a salad, and cover me with ranch dressing, and then eat me!" She said with enthusiasm.
"That's a great idea Zelda" said Link with an exciting tone of voice.
"Yeah, I know, so I take that you want me to become a salad?" Zelda said
"Yes!, Yes I do want you to become a salad Zelda!" He said with an even more exciting tone.
"Good, I'll strip and head to the kitchen where our robot chef will make me into a Zelda salad!" She said with enthusiasm. Zelda went to their bedroom and took all of her clothes off, after that, while Link was watching TV, Zelda went into the kitchen where their robot chef began turning her into a Zelda salad.
The chef got out all of the veggies, and the ranch dressing to make Zelda into a salad. The robot cut the vegetables, and placed them into the salad bowl. Next the chef told Zelda to put a carrot up her vagina, and a cucumber up her ass, she did as she was told. Next the chef told her to get into the salad bowl, with help from the robot chef, she got in the salad bowl. Next the chef took the bottle of ranch dressing and covered all of the salad in it, in particular Zelda was covered the most by in, and the robot chef made sure that Zelda was mostly covered in ranch dressing. Next he mixed it all up, and now Zelda was covered in veggies and ranch dressing. With that the Zelda salad was completed and was served to Link.
Link was called over to the dinner table, and began to dig into his Zelda salad. He used a fork to eat the salad including Zelda, which tasted delicious.
After dinner Link went to bed to digest Zelda in peace. After about a day Link pooped out of what remained of Zelda, since most of her was now nutrients for his body to use. Zelda woke up that night in bed with Link thinking about how she wants to do that again.