"WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD!!!" Chicken Little sang his little heart out in his bedroom after he won the baseball game. It was past his bedtime but he couldn't sleep after the amazing day he just had. "Chicken Little! It's time to go to bed son!" his father yelled from across the hallway. "Okay dad! Good night!" said Chicken Little as he jumped into bed. He laid there and thought for a moment remembering everyone in the stands cheering for him after he won the game, and how for the first time in his life, his dad was finally proud of him. "This was the best day of my little life." he whispered to himself as he fell fast asleep. After a few hours of peaceful slumber, Chicken Little was awoken by feeling something wet in his bed. "Oh crap did I pee myself again? I know that I peed right before going to bed though." Chicken Little lifted the sheets off of him and found that his underwear was completely soiled. "GOSH DARN IT!!!" said Chicken Little loudly. Soon Mr. Little came bursting through the door. "What? What's wrong son are you ok?" He then noticed the soiled sheets. "Oh son, why? You were doing so well." "But dad! I swear I-" "Shut up! I don't want to hear a word from you! Clean it up!" He left Chicken Little's room slamming the door shut. Chicken Little started crying as he took off his clothes and started to clean up. His dad was ashamed of him once again.
As he was almost done cleaning up the mess he had made, Chicken Little picked up and examined his soiled undies. Something wasn't right. They were all gooey and they smelled different than his urine. "What the heck is this stuff? This isn't pee." he said to himself quietly. He was more confused than the time he got an erection from the fox named Vixey from Fox and the Hound. Anyways Chicken Little was too tired to stay awake and wonder whatever the fuck just happened, so he crashed on the floor holding his mysteriously gooey underwear and went back to sleep.
The next day Chicken Little woke to the sound of his dad yelling at him. "Get up son you're late for school!"