Introduction: 'I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 years and Maxed Out my Level' is about a Japanese office lady who died of overwork. Met in the afterlife by a kindly goddess, she was reincarnated in a fantasy world as a immortal witch, Azusa Aizawa.
Living in a cottage in the highlands, Azusa quietly lives her life relaxing, gardening and killing the local slimes for magic stones that she trades for money. Unknowingly, Azusa builds up huge experience points doing this, and ends up maxing out her levels as a witch. This eventually becomes known to the locals, leading to several problems. Dragons, a busty elf, demons and others all end up showing up...
I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 years and Maxed Out my Level
The Yuri Route
It was a quiet night at the multiversal bar, Arisugawa's Locket.
The dark purple haired girl with small horns stopped in the doorway. "Presenting, the Demon King, Empress of the Human Kingdoms, and Commander of the Draconic Host!"
She then stepped aside as an attractive blond dressed in a witch's hat and a vaguely eurpoean middle ages dress walked in. "Do you HAVE to do that, Flatore?" Azusa Aizawa asked, sighing.
"Of course I do. Besides, it's fun," Flatore said warmly.
"Ugh," Azusa rolled her eyes.
"Besides, you don't sing your own praises enough," the redhead following her pointed out. She was dressed in a ruffled, sort of lolita dress and also had horns, though her's were larger.
"You too, Laika?" Azusa groaned as another woman followed her in.
The tall, pretty blond with, oddly, ram's horns, patted her arm as she said, "Let's get you a drink and relax, dear."
"Thanks, Pecora," Azusa said as they walked up to the bar.
Minagi and Mahoro were on 'bartending' duty, and both had seen Azusa at the bar before. "What's with the 'Demon King, Empress' thing?" Minagi asked her politely. "Last I saw you, you were just a witch."
"It's all her fault," Azusa pointed at Pecora.
"Hey! It's not like it was intentional," Pecora protested, looking innocent.
"Do tell?" Minagi grinned.
Laika took mercy on Azusa and explained, "It started when Pecora, here, was overthrown as Demon King. One of her Generals was tired of being number two, basically."
Flatore nodded, "Not being a idiot, he poisoned Pecora first. And even that didn't stop her from escaping with her loyal followers."
"And then she showed up at my door," Azusa sighed.
"Of course," Pecora looked up at her adoringly, making Azusa blush.
"Anyway," Azusa continued, still blushing, "I cured her of the poisoning, and initially I planned to just let Pecora handle her own problems. But the usurper was also very anti-human and intended to re-start the human/demon wars..."
"So you went to help," Minagi guessed.
"Yeah," Azusa agreed. She added, "Of course, not being a idiot I decided to get some reinforcements, too."
Laika nodded, "I was already loyal to her, and my dragon tribe owed a debt to her for helping us when the blue dragons attacked." (She was a red dragon, currently in human form.)
"And after defeating all of our most powerful dragons, we were willing to follow her," Flatore added. "Though that ended up complicating things later." (A blue dragon, ditto.)
"So my dragon army and I rushed north. The lower level demons just got out of our way, but we still had to face the 'pro-war' faction," Azusa noted.
"We... what was the phrase you used? Curb stomped them?" Pecora observed.
Minagi chuckled at that.
"As Pecora was busy rallying her followers to NOT fight us, I ended up taking on the usurper. Which ended up being a mistake," Azusa admitted.
"Oh?" Minagi asked.
"The usurper became the Demon King after overthrowing Pecora," Azusa explained, "so what happened after I beat HIM?"
"She became Demon King," Pecora explained.
Minagi snorted with amusement.
"And the only way I could put Pecora back on the throne was to marry her," Azusa continued.
Minagi blinked at her, then looked at Pecora, whom had been obviously enamored to Azusa on earlier visits. "You totally set that up," she accused.
"I did not!" Pecora defended herself, but she WAS blushing hard.
As Minagi was serving them drinks she noted, "Didn't your friend say something about Empress, too?"
Azusa groaned, while the others looked amused.
"You see, after that several human kingdoms became rather... alarmed after Azusa took over the Demon kingdom. Not to mention her having TWO bands of dragons supporting her. I think they thought she meant to take over," Pecora said.
"So the fools banded together and launched a attack to stop her," Flatore said, looking amused.
"Didn't do well?" Minagi guessed.
"We defeated them all. I think they were even more embarrassed that Azusa ordered us not to seriously hurt anyone... so we defeated them as gently as possible," Laika snickered.
"The combined armies were so demoralized they then surrendered," Pecora said cheerfully, "and the rest of the human kingdoms decided they had no chance, so they all yielded to Azusa." She grinned, "Easiest conquest ever."
"And I didn't even WANT to take over," Azusa grumbled. "I just want to live in my highlands cottage in peace!" she added.
"Poor thing," Minagi teased as she poured them re-fills. As she did she noticed something. "Wait," she observed, "all FOUR of you are wearing matching rings. How did that happen?"
Azusa shrugged slightly. "After I defeated the blue dragon village, Flatore had to formally submit to me. Which basically meant she was my slave, for life," she explained grimly.
"And you're immortal, and a dragon is...," Minagi murmured thoughtfully.
"Near enough to that too," Azusa nodded. "By their traditions, the only way I could free her was to marry her."
"Not that I minded," Flatore added, blushing faintly.
Laika explained, "As Azusa's longer time companion, I was NOT going to stand by and let a blue dragon get ahead of me, so I insisted she marry me too." She ALSO blushed as she added, "Not that I didn't admire Azusa-sama myself, too..."
"Ha," Minagi chuckled.
Before anything else could be said, a tall, tanned woman and a VERY busty blonde rushed in. "You left me behind," the blonde complained.
"Sorry, Halkara," Azusa said sheepishly.
"Not to mention you're here dodging paperwork," the tanned, very 'soft butch' demoness noted.
"Beelzebub, you are SO a party pooper," Pecora noted.
Minagi blinked as she saw something else. "MORE rings? How many women are you married to?" she wondered.
Azusa just sighed. "LOOONG story..."
To be continued...?
'I've Been Killing Slimes for 300 years and Maxed Out my Level' characters:
Azusa Aizawa: See introduction to this chapter.
Laika: Lolita wearing red dragon girl. She showed up at Azusa's home to challenge her and got her ass kicked. Realizing she was too prideful she asked to become Azusa's apprentice & lives with her.
Flatore: Leader of the blue dragons, Laika's rival. Lead a attack on a red dragon ceremony Azusa was attending, got her ass kicked fighting Azusa. Ended up living with Azusa too, admires Azusa a LOT.
Pecora (Provato Pecora Aries): The Demon King, leader of the demon kingdom. A youthful looking beauty who, it turns out, is a HUGE fan of yuri. After discovering Azusa was more powerful than her, declared Azusa her 'Big Sister' and wants to do... stuff with her. Heh.
Beelzebub: Cool, slightly bishie looking demon. Often described as looking like a lady knight from a RPG. A very capable minion of Pecora, is a friend of Azusa who finds Azusa very entertaining to hang out with.
Halkara: Elf herbalist who was chased by Beelzebub over a misunderstanding. Went to Azusa for help, became her second apprentice. Describes herself as 'heteroflexible' and has put the moves on Azusa more than once. Also has a body often described as 'lewd.'
