(AN: If you've read other things I've written, then you might know or have guessed that I can't stand this type of story. So it might not make much sense that I chose to write one, but... you'll see.

Most of my writing goes towards my other story. This was just... I dunno. But once I manage to advance the plot to where it needs to be, I'll be able to post chapters for that a lot more frequently.

And before you ask, yes, this is a one-shot. If you would actually want to see this continue, I'd ask what the hell is wrong with you... But then again, I'm the one who wrote it. Wow.)

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Naruto was alone in the Hokage Tower. Everyone else had left a half hour prior. The blonde Hokage was waiting in his office in hopes that his old friend would show up today. The two of them had started reconnecting as of late.

He was about to pack up to leave when a pink-haired woman entered, quickly closing the door behind her. She had green eyes and a small diamond in the center of her forehead. She was dressed casually.

"Hokage-sama," she spoke in a tone that was a mix between light-hearted and serious.

Naruto stood from his chair, raising an eyebrow at her stone-faced look as she kicked her shoes off and left them by the door.

"Sakura, you're here."

Sakura walked across the room to Naruto's side of the desk and stood adjacent to him. There was a window a few feet away that overlooked Konoha and the setting sun.

"How's everything, Naruto? Are you still trying to cut down on your alcohol intake?"

"Yeah, I don't drink even half as much as I used to."

"That's great! Let me know if you're having any trouble, okay? There's medicine that can make it easier for you. Don't forget that I'm basically a doctor."

He gave a casual nod after a moment.

"Dr. Sakura..." His gaze dropped meaningfully. "You know that's not why I wanted to see you."

"Mm," she acknowledged, frowning a little. She unzipped the dark leggings she was wearing, then bent over a little to pull them down. She carefully stepped out of them, leaving them inside-out. Naruto watched intently as she unfastened her red top and slid it off as well before dropping it on top of her discarded pants. "... What do you think?"

She had on a sheer-looking set of cream-colored undergarments. Both panties and bra were held together by long clasps with a small pearl attached to each one.

"Those look really nice on you. They must be soft."

Naruto glanced at the silky trappings, his eyes warm and his gaze steady. She'd gotten a bit older, but he still found her to be a pretty cute woman.

"They are. I bought them special for you," She smiled. "I was hoping you'd get a kick out of seeing me in them."

He smiled cheerfully in return.

"I do like them. Thanks, Sakura."

"Thought you might. Well, shall we?"

"Y-Yeah... Here."

He unbuckled and unzipped his pants, dropping them to just above his knees before using a hand to fish his member out of his underwear. It was quickly growing as he looked upon Sakura's tasteful ensemble.

She watched his developing erection with curious eyes. A few quiet moments passed. Undecided on what to do, she reached out to take it with a hand while stepping closer.

"Er," the blonde began. She lifted her head to acknowledge him. "Could you, uh... use your mouth? Just for me... And just for a little while?"

Sakura blinked a few times.

"Okay," She smiled warmly. "Just for you."

She leaned in to give him a peck on the cheek, getting that out of the way first.

"You should sit in your chair this time, Naruto," she continued after pulling away. "It looks so comfortable."

"Um... I'd still rather stand, I guess," he tentatively replied.

She guessed that he didn't want to sweat in his nice chair.

"That seems like it'd be less nice for you, but sure."

The pink-haired woman knelt down, resting her hands flat on her knees. She then leaned forward and took him in her mouth without much fanfare. She bobbed up and down a few times before retreating to glance upwards at him.

"Happy?" she queried.

"Yeah..."

His uneven breathing made it clear that he'd answered truthfully. Sakura went back to what she was doing, closing her eyes and slowly taking him in and out of her mouth with renewed intent.

"Um..." Naruto muttered breathlessly. "Just for a couple minutes, then we can... You know, do something else."

He'd explained that nervously, much like his son would have done back when he lied about his grades.

Sakura gave a lazy thumbs up without looking at him. He was trying to even out his breathing as much as he could, but he still couldn't get accustomed to this.

"Okay, Sakura," the blonde prompted after some time had elapsed.

If you guessed two minutes, this would be an example of what is generally referred to as an 'extreme highball'.

The petite medic pulled away and stood up, biting her lip as she watched him uncomfortably.

"Uh... You did good," he abortively explained. "Let's-"

"Are you messing with me?" Sakura cut in.

He frowned.

"Messing?"

"I dunno. It's just weird to go about things like this, I guess. I feel like I'm a character in some awful erotic story or something. Are we supposed to wait now?"

"Yeah, so that I don't... cum."

"Ah. Be nice to me, okay?" she asked idly.

They'd had their share of arguments, but it didn't sound like they were what she was referring to.

"Sure, I will."

Sakura spoke up in the eager tone of someone who was gossiping because they had nothing better to do.

"Hey, I ended up seeing this guy's dick when I was at the hospital today."

"It wasn't... hard, was it?"

"No, but either way it wasn't nice like yours is," She smiled and gave him a one-armed hug with an affectionate squeeze. "You've always been the best in my eyes."

He would have debated this, but it really didn't seem like a good use of time at the moment.

"Heh, okay... I guess I'm ready for you now, Sakura."

She hooked a pinky finger around one of the straps of her bra, as if she was about to smoothly move it off her shoulder. Then she froze up and spoke again with uncertainty.

"Erm, Naruto, this is just a little weird."

"Like how?"

"I dunno!" she exclaimed worriedly. "Can you just tell me what you really want? You don't have to be shy about it. I'll try it. I just want to see if I can make you feel good."

"I thought that's what I was doing."

Sakura blinked confusedly.

"Eh?"

He raised a gestural hand as he was explaining.

"I mean, I wanted you to do that to me but I wanted to do stuff with you also... That's basically what I wanted, but-"

"Oh!" she exclaimed, nodding. "That sounds okay."

"... But it doesn't feel right that I'm, like, giving you orders. I feel like a creep."

"Why? You're the Hokage. I'm one of your ninja. That's pretty much your job."

"Exactly..."

He casually motioned towards a nearby mirror that was stylized with the Konoha sigil, in which Sakura's lingerie-clad image was presently being reflected. She gave a nod of understanding after a moment.

"I guess you're just a bit of a creep, then. Haha," she quipped, laughing casually. "So what shall we do? Go to my house?"

She thought he might feel more comfortable if they left the Hokage Tower.

"I dunno. No, I don't care. I was just... Gah, I dunno," He sighed. "I don't really even need to cum, I guess."

Sakura giggled.

"Hehe, really? You don't need to?"

The blonde nodded slowly.

"Yeah... It feels nice just having you with me, I realized."

He reached for the much shorter and lighter woman and pulled her to him with ease, holding her against his hip. Sakura stared up at him curiously.

"Hey, what if I don't let you cum?"

Naruto cocked his head at her.

"Huh?"

She gave him a laid-back smile.

"I'll go back to doing that, but I won't let you cum. I'll hold off when you start to get close."

"How will you know when I do?"

"You're going to tell me," she said, as if this was the most obvious thing ever.

"Er..." Naruto began, seeming to think about it. "Okay, I guess that could be pretty good."

"I mean, you enjoy most of it, right? Not just the cumming?"

He nodded in confirmation.

"Yeah... I did ask for that."

Sakura grinned happily and nodded back.

"Okay!"

She quickly returned to her knees and performed in the same way as before, palms flat on her thighs as she gradually took him in. The blonde began to speak slowly as he tried to keep his breathing under control.

"Sakura... I get the feeling that you can figure out what I'm thinking... Or what I'm feeling... A lot of the time now," He breathed deep. "... But you don't tell me when you do."

Her only acknowledgement that she had heard him was a brief flicker of the eyes.

"You just know, or you have a pretty good idea... And you like, understand things without me needing to say anything," he went on, taking another long gulp of air. "And then you try to cheer me up, or just try to be nice, or funny, or something..."

"I've noticed that alot... And it is really starting to worry me."

He watched her pink hair start to fall into her eyes as her head began to move more quickly.

"Because sometimes, these things that I'm thinking or feeling... Well, they aren't nice at all."

Naruto took yet another deep breath. He was starting to feel a bit silly.

"... I guess what I'm wondering is... Do you know about those too, Sakura?"

She didn't even look up at him.

"Sakura?" he prompted after a few moments.

There was still no response.

"Sakura, I'm getting closer now."

He lowered his head a little, seeming a bit more desperate.

"Sakura...?"

Nothing.

"Sakura, I'm gonna..." He took in a violent, sucking gasp of air. "Stop... Stop, quick! Agh...!"

Sakura at last started to withdraw him from her mouth, but in a hilariously slow and agonizing way.

"No, it's too late...! Damn it, I'm going to fucking cum, Sakura," He groaned loudly. "G-Guh..."

"Hehehe," Sakura giggled and grasped the groaning blonde's penis tightly as it started flinging cum like a catapult. "Yes, cum for me! Wooo! Yay! Oh, wow...! Haha! Haha!" She laughed with childlike glee as the white substance flew high and fast through the air. Aiming the splattering semen at a reddish stucco wall nearby, she tried and failed to write an S, then made a pitiful attempt at a U. "Hell yeah, go! Go! Go! Cum, boy! Cum! Hahaaaa... Aww."

There was a very awkward silence as the blonde slowly petered out. The pink-haired woman was proudly inspecting her work.

"Sakura... That was really, really childish of you."

"Hehe," She chuckled, standing up and grabbing some towelettes off his desk to clean her hands off. She was a medic, after all. "It's fun though. I wanted to try that again."

"You really messed with me this time."

"We both messed with each other."

He stared at her blankly.

"What?"

She gave a pointed look back.

"You heard me."

"... Heh," he chuckled with irony, realizing his suspicions must have been warranted.

"Naruto, I do know, sometimes," Sakura sighed. "It's just that I don't care."

"I put you through so much crap. I told you that the way you felt about me was just a shallow game. I left you behind to be with Sasuke for so long. I made that choice back then to leave you," she continued evenly.

"So you should have laughed in my face. Told me to get lost. But you let me try this. You've let me have this little slice of happiness with you. A whole slice! Someone who treated you the way I did shouldn't even merit crumbs. It's so much more than I expected or even hoped for, Naruto. Thank you."

She reached out for him and tenderly rubbed one side of his muscled arm.

"I know your feelings aren't what they used to be, but I'm just now starting to explore mine, alright? I know it's weird, since it's been many years, and they never got that chance before. I feel so sorry about that. But..."

Sakura flashed him a genuine smile.

"I do Love you. So if I can play the fool for you... And make you feel smart, or sexy, or even superior... Then I will. If I think it'll make you happy."

"... But what about you?" the blonde quickly prompted, eyes wide.

He seemed quite interested now.

"If you're happy, then I'm happy. I stopped being full of myself a while ago, probably after I finally admitted to myself what it was that I felt for you."

"... What about today?"

She gave him a small smile.

"I didn't really know what you were thinking. I wasn't bothered until you were. And since you were, it didn't seem worth pursuing."

"... So you didn't know what was in my head?"

She shook her head.

"No, not really."

"Oh."

Sakura bit her lip pensively.

"I have a pretty good idea about it now, though."

"... Oh," Naruto said again. He raised an eyebrow. "And...?"

"And..." She smiled. "I think I like cum-writing."

He gaped a little, doing a mild double-take.

"That wasn't what I was thinking about, though. I never think about that. Because it's just... so fucking dumb."

"I know, but it makes you smile."

She smiled, mostly for effect, which Naruto noted.

"It mostly makes you smile."

A few moments of silence passed. He reached out to her and pulled her to his hip in a one-armed hug again, not knowing what else to really do.

"... I could never do cum-writing with Sasuke."

Sakura had spoken without looking at him. The blonde reached down and flicked a bit of hair off her forehead to get her attention.

"You expect me to believe for even one second that he'd let you try that bullshit with him? The only reason I do is because you always surprise me with it."

She glanced up at him with a neutral expression.

"No, I mean he wouldn't be able to do it."

Naruto gave a confused squint.

"Huh? Why not?"

"His cum just dribbles. It doesn't shoot out like yours."

He gaped at her. She didn't do much more than shrug in response.

"... Oh," This was news to him. "I think he regrets how things went with you. He... Well, he asked me if I thought you still cared."

The pink-haired woman's expression darkened.

"Is that meant to be a fucking joke?" she spat quickly. "He never wanted my care. He never wanted me. He never spent any more time with me than he had to."

"He was faithful to you, though," the blonde weakly muttered. "You... haven't been faithful to him..."

He seemed to lose his commitment to making the point as he went on. Defending his best friend was something he just couldn't help but do, and he'd grown to resent that aspect of himself over the years.

Sakura's eye twitched indignantly.

"I was! He didn't give me anything to work with! You didn't really even have anything left to give me, and yet you've still given me more than he has! If he cared, then why didn't he at least give me something?"

Naruto blinked a few times, then said the only thing that came to mind.

"Maybe he actually wanted to help you with your 'cum-writing', but he felt bad that he couldn't, so he stayed away."

She laughed.

"Haha, what? Come on, be serious."

His eyes narrowed.

"I am being serious. That's how he is. He always has to be the best at everything. If he feels like he's not, then everything starts to go to shit."

"I never told him that I was disappointed, though."

The blonde shrugged.

"He would've been able to tell. He's very perceptive."

Sakura sighed, then gave him a weary smile, seeming to have found peace with the topic.

"Hm. Well, I feel happier when I'm with you anyway, Naruto. I just get along better with you, I think. Your cum shoots far!" she exclaimed, smiling enthusiastically.

He rolled his eyes.

"Of course you do, you nutcase."

She blinked. Her eyes widened with interest.

"What's the furthest it can go?"

Naruto shrugged again.

"I've never tested it."

"You could go to the top of a tall building and find out."

He gave her a humorless, deadpan look.

"Yeah, that's not going to happen," He wasn't even remotely amused. "The Hokage cannot be seen jizzing off a roof."

"Aw, you're no fun," She grinned, her lips pursed tightly. "I wanna finish writing my initials."

Naruto made a noise that was half-amused, half-exasperated.

"Pff... Good luck with that."

Sakura rested a hand on his shoulder encouragingly for a moment, still smiling with interest.

"I don't mind waiting. How long does it usually take until you can cum again?"

His brow furrowed.

"How should I know? Cumming was never a big part of my life, Sakura-chan."

"Mine either. Heh."

They both paled somewhat and turned away from each other.

"I wish there was a way that we wouldn't have to wait," she mused. "Can your clones cum?"

The blonde sighed deeply.

"... Yes. They can do anything I can do. But I don't like where this is going. At all."

Sakura beamed brighter than the sun.

"That rocks! Make a whole bunch of them. We can do the cum-writing over and over again, and I'll be able to write entire words!"

He was against this totally, but it was difficult to give a hard no to someone who seemed so happy at the prospect.

"... Very well... But I have a condition."

"What? What?"

She eagerly shifted her weight to her tiptoes and back, bouncing in place a bit. That had been so easy!

"You have to be the one to make them all cum. I won't have my clones jerk off just so you can write something stupid using their stupid cum!"

Naruto smirked in satisfaction, feeling sure that he had outsmarted her and confident that he wouldn't have to deal with this nonsense any longer, at least for now.

"Deal!"

His jaw dropped in shock.

"What?! But you can't! There's no way you can do all of that on your own!"

Sakura made a single hand sign.

"Oh!" the blonde exclaimed, a sense of true dread passing through this man who served Konoha as her Hokage. "... Oh."

He could feel her beginning to meld chakra, and its presence was like a great weight looming over his head.

The weight of something remorseless and terrible.

"You underestimated my power, fool."

The pink-haired kunoichi smiled evilly.

"... Oh, shit."

"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!"

- fin -