john phoenix was in 1900 visiting his friends and family of 221B baker street
letter came through the mailbox
iris got the letter but she couldnt read it cause shes 10 so she gave it to herlock sholmes to read it
dear herlock sholmes
im gonna steal your shit
the great thief arsene lupin
sholmes collapsed on the floor
"hes gonna steal my shit i cant let him do that!" cried sholmes
"then flush it down the toilet" yawned john phoenix
"that was exactly what i meant to do"
he took all his shit and dumped it into the toilet and flushed it
but then it got stuck
sholmes raised an eyebrow and examined the shit that was stuck in the toilet for some reason and then suddenly A MAN JUMPED OUT OF THE TOILET WITH HIS SHIT IN HAND
"AHA, YOU HAVE FALEN FOR MY MOST DASTRADLY TRAP" lupin declared and then he punched sholmes in the face and ran out
lupin thoght he had bested the great detective herlock sholmes but he had forgoten to account for a greater enemy cause the second he ran out the door susato appeaed out of nohere and TOSSED HIM INTO THE SKY (through the roof)
lupin flew across the room and ryunosuke was at the other end with his sword where he was flying and he meant to cut him in half but lupin had come to his senses and activated his fly-stopping machine which stops him from flying through the air (he stole it from sholmes)
however john phoenix anticipated he would do this which was why before it got stolen he had iris install a thief-trapping thing which tested if the fingerprints of the user belonged to sholmes iris ryunosuke susato or john phoenix anyone else must be a theif so a big net came out of the device and trapped lupin in it
"good work following my plan everyone" said john phoenix and he took sholmes shit out of lupins hands
"curse you john phoeniiiiiix" cried lupin and he used a smoke bomb to escape
the end