"In 1930, the Republican-controlled House of Representatives, in an effort to alleviate the effects of the - Anyone? Anyone? - the Great Depression, passed a - Anyone? Anyone? - a tariff bill. The Hawley-Smoot Tariff Act, which - Anyone? Raised or lowered? - raised tariffs, in an effort to collect more revenue for the Federal Government."

Mabel leaned back in her desk chair to stretch. It was cold in the high school, but luckily her seat was right in the sunshine, warming her up like a lizard on a rock. Her baggy yellow sweater fell off her left shoulder and she let it without giving it much of a second thought, then watched some birds on a tree as the Economics teacher droned on.

"Did it work? Anyone? Anyone know the effects? It did not work, and the United States fell deeper into the Great Depression."

Tenth grade was too young to learn about something so boring. This was for suckers who paid money for it, like college students. Mabel held her breath to keep herself from snorting over her own inner thoughts. Grunkle Stan would be proud of her, she thought, and her thoughts wandered to him and Grunkle Ford, until she was snapped back into reality. Literally.

"Today, we have a similar debate over this, anyone know what this is? Class? Anyone? Anyone? Anyone seen this before? The Laffer Curve."

A boy behind her (his name slipped her mind at the proper moment) was playing with her exposed bra strap. It felt like he had grabbed it, barely pulled it back, and let go. At first, she thought maybe it was an accident. Unlike, but possible. But then it happened again, this time the boy pulled the bra strap far enough that when he let go it slapped against her skin a little. It didn't hurt, and the teacher's boring voice drowned out the noise, but still.

"Anyone know what this says? It says that at this point on the revenue curve you will get exactly the same amount of revenue as at this point."

Mabel turned around sharply at once and gave him a deadly glare. "Stop it." She whispered firmly.

The boy grinned menacingly, and sneered just as quietly, "Make me."

Mabel whipped her head back, making sure her long ponytail hit him in the face, but though her actions stopped him for a moment, soon he was back to pulling on her bra strap, each time pulling back farther and farther.

"This is very controversial. Anyone know what President George H. W. Bush called this in 1980? Anyone? Something-D-O-O Economics. Voodoo Economics."

A loud snap sound echoed, a yell of pain and aggravation, and then Mabel Pines stood so sharply her chair fell backwards, turned around, and punched the jerk in the face, left-hook boxing style.

"Ms. Pines!" The teacher scolded loudly.

The whole class was on the edge of their seats. All the kids had seen what happened; the ones sitting closest to the pair had been well aware of what was going on since the beginning. While they were hopeful the jerk would get what's coming to him, they all knew that wasn't likely. Not under the most sexist teacher's nose.

"To Mr. William's office. Now." He growled.

"But he was touching my bra!" Mabel defended. "He was invading my personal bubble even though I told him to back off!"

"It's a very small classroom, Ms. Pines. And maybe he wouldn't have touched it if you didn't have it out for the whole world to see." The man said coldly and pointed to the door. "Now please leave my classroom."

Mabel knew there was no point in defending herself. She did a quick glance around the room to see if anyone would defend her, but no one looked ready to jump into the line of fire. She understood why. This guy had a bad reputation. Mabel loudly stuffed her notebook filled with doodles into her backpack, took it and her small purse, and stomped out of the classroom.

She did manage to catch the blood coming out of the boy's nose and grinned.

At Mr. William's office, the sweet secretary with old-lady glasses offered her a mint and was very nice to her. But soon Mr. William entered the room and had Mabel enter his office. Apparently the teacher had called ahead so Mabel didn't have to tell the principal what happened, leaving the girl to feel like she was walking into the Lion's Den.

Dipper left his Robotics class to meet up with Mabel, who normally would be leaving Economics, so they could walk to their last class, Language Arts 10, together. Economics emptied pretty quickly thanks to the boredom, so Dipper was a bit confused when he didn't see his twin sister out in the hall, and wondered if she was in the bathroom.

He saw a fellow student who shared Mabel's Economics class, Rose, leave the ladies' room, and so he asked, "Hey Rose, is Mabel in there?"

She shook her head. "Nah, didn't you hear? She got sent to the office for punching Jeremy."

Dipper grinned with pride, but it quickly went away; Mabel would only do that if Jeremy was doing something. "What'd he do?"

"Smacked her with her own bra strap." Rose pulled down the neck of her t-shirt and demonstrated, "Like this." And she pulled her bra strap and let go, making it snap.

"Are you kidding me?!" Dipper yelled and his eyes landed on the teacher to his right, standing with his arms crossed and looking out for rule-breakers.

The young man growled in his throat like an angry dog, ready to tell the jerk off, but he felt a buzz in his pocket and pulled out his phone while Rose walked away. Dipper calmed down a little, sighed, and walked to the lockers to lean against them as he responded to his newest text. He had no intention of going to Language Arts. He'd be on his way to the office soon enough in case his sister needed him.

Ford re-read the maps and plans for Spring Break with an exciting grin all over his face. Soon the kids would be out of school and take a bus to the pier where he and Stan had docked the Stan O' War II, then they would sail alongside the California shore, fishing, sailing, and occasionally swimming, for a whole week. They had been planning this since the holidays, when they had all facetimed for five hours while the old sailors were on the shores of the Netherlands. The kids had practically begged to go on the boat with them, and so they agreed to sail alongside Russia and visit California, planning to then re-visit Alaska quickly before sailing down to Oregon for the summer.

Stan climbed up from the cabin below as he pulled on his white t-shirt. "How much longer until the kids are free from prison?"

Ford rolled his eyes and checked his watch. "Ninety minutes. And it's a twenty minute drive, so it'll be about another two hours, Stanley."

The youngest of the pair by fifteen minutes groaned and collapsed on the couch. "I could always hotwire a car and we could see them now. We can pretend one of us died and so we need the kids now."

"Stanley, no."

"Stanley YES!"

Ford chuckled and rolled up the map. "Text them if you miss them so much."

"Maybe I will." Stan snorted and pulled out his phone to text in the group chat. "Surviving okay, kids?" Just a casual greeting, and he and Ford were pleasantly surprised to get a little buzz back not a minute longer.

"Not really."

Stan raised an eyebrow while Ford had his back to him and was organizing his papers. "Why? What's wrong?"

Little dots appeared and reappeared. Stan knew what that meant. Dipper was being careful how he answered. Stan decided to check, and sure enough Mabel hadn't even seen the texts yet. When he got a small paragraph back, Stan nearly crushed his phone in his fist. "WHAAAAAT?!"

Ford jumped a foot in the air and held his chest. "Christ, Stan, what…"

"Check your phone, Genius! We're going to Piedmont. NOW!" And Stan slapped on his beanie and stormed out of the cabin of the ship with a slam of the door.

Ford picked up his phone, which had been lying face-down on the table, and once he was caught up on messages, he matched his twin's anger and made sure his ray gun was in his blue hoodie as he left.

Mabel sat in her chair with her arms crossed over her chest, letting Mr. Williams go on his tangent. According to the school nurse, she had broken Jeremy's nose. Good. That's what he gets for touching her. But apparently Mr. Williams disagreed, saying things like how her actions were unlawful and that she had no right to punch another student.

"Under no circumstances should you ever punch a fellow student, Ms. Mabel." Mr. Williams said firmly.

"But he was touching me!" Mabel quickly injected, in some effort to defend herself. "He was pulling on my bra strap and smacking me with it! And I told him to stop, but he wouldn't leave me alone."

Mr. Williams snorted as he reached into his desk. "Well maybe next time you won't wear such revealing clothes? How else are people supposed to pay attention to the lesson?"

Mabel felt her heart drop. She looked back down at her sweater, her purposely baggy yellow sweater that she had knitted herself a few months ago. This sweater - in fact, none of her sweaters - had ever been a problem before. Mabel plucked at her top and said in a quiet, timid voice, "But I made this."

Mr. Williams glanced up from what he was writing for a second, before mumbling bitterly with his cold eyes on his paper, "Let the professionals make your clothes, okay? If you don't want to find yourself in trouble then try wearing suitable clothing."

Mabel felt her entire face turn red. She was so angry and so hurt and she saw no possible way out of this, so she decided to bite her lip and hide the lower-half of her face in her sweater, shrinking in her seat and lifting her yellow sweater up a bit.

"Now, I am giving you three weeks of detention." Mr. Williams said. "Two for violence and invading a student's personal bubble, and one for breaking dress…"

The door opened sharply. Mabel turned and her jaw was wide open to find her great-uncles at the foot of the office. At first she was jubilant to see them again, but then terrified to see them so angry. She had never seen them so mad. She knew they could be scary when they wanted to, but they had always seemed like soft old teddy bears to Mabel, what with their fluffy gray hair and warm hugs and squishy tummy-tums to snuggle against. Mabel was a little unhinged to find their faces darkened with anger. She could see a vein popping out of Stan's forehead. Ford appeared to try to be collected, but his aura was as black as an imploding star, matching his brother's quite well.

Mabel stood on shaking knees. Her uncles softened, ignoring the cold look Mr. Williams was giving them, and Stan was at her in an instant, with Ford right behind him, rubbing her shoulders and looking over her. "Mabel, sweetie, are you okay? Did he hurt you? I swear to Moses if that…"

"I'm okay, Grunkle Stan, I promise." Mabel soothed, trying to smile, but she was still really nervous. "I… Wow, it's great to see you guys, I missed you, but why are you here?"

"Dipper contacted us." Ford said softly. "Said you were in trouble. What exactly happened?"

"She pu-..."

"I didn't ask you." Ford growled at Mr. Williams. Mabel actually shivered. She was so used to hearing a smooth, warm, comforting voice come from him, that hearing it growl like an animal like that startled her. "I am talking to my niece." His eyes moved back on Mabel and he was instantly much warmer and not as scary. "What happened, pumpkin?"

"I was in Economics when this boy, Jeremy, was plucking at my bra strap."

"Please show us exactly what he did."

"Does it matter?!" Stan snapped. "He touched her!"

"Stanley, please," Ford gave him a firm look, then returned his attention back to their girl. "Humor me."

Mabel nodded in agreement. She had pulled her sweater down so it had covered both shoulders and sagged a bit on her chest. Now she moved it so her left shoulder was completely exposed, and she pinched at her strap. "It started like this," She barely lifted it up, having little effect or sound. "But then after I told him to stop, he did this." And Mabel pulled back far enough that when she let go it made a harsh slapping sound against her skin.

"Wait a minute," Stan had caught a glimpse of it the moment she lowered her sweater. He gently turned her to look at the back of her shoulder, and he saw red. Literally. Her skin was reddening from the aggression. Not enough to swell or require ice, but enough to indicate just how invading and violent the action had been.

Stan was growling in his throat. He squeezed Mabel's forearms reassuringly and said, "We'll handle this, pumpkin."

"Gentlemen," Mr. Williams said firmly, still acting professional and snobbish. "Your niece here has violated several school rules and even went as far as to break a student's nose."

"You did?" Stan asked and patted her back. "That's my girl!"

Mr. William's nostrils flared. "Gentlemen, that is not what we should be teaching young…"

"While breaking cartilage is unfortunate, sir," Ford said coldly, stepping forward, "It's abundantly clear that she was only defending herself. Not only did the boy have no right to touch her, in any sense, in any manner, she was even gracious enough to give a verbal warning before she acted as she had to to get the boy to stop."

Mr. Williams crossed his arms over his chest and snarled, "Well maybe if she hadn't dressed in such a distracting way Mr…"

"Oh HELL NO!" Stan marched forward and slammed his fists down on the desk so hard he actually left cracks in the wood from the impact. "YOU'RE NOT PLAYING THAT GAME, ASSHOLE! NOT ON MY FUCKING WATCH!"

Ford made no attempt to silence his twin. In fact, he was smiling cunningly, like a policeman letting his dog go after the target. He gently walked Mabel to the door and ushered her outside. "Why don't you wait outside, my dear? Dipper is waiting for you with a snack and some water to calm your nerves, you look a little shaken." He said quietly.

Mabel dipped her head and smiled, unable to find the words, but Ford understood and closed the door after her.

Dipper was, in fact, there with a package of peanuts and bottled water in his hands for her. They sat in the cool office, listening to the conversation. While exact words were muffled by the walls and door, it sounded like Stan and Ford both were yelling and cursing at the principal. While Dipper and Mabel probably should have been more nervous, they weren't; they were calm and they both knew that everything would be okay.

About half an hour later, just when the old men's throats were getting a little sore, they left, leaving Mr. Williams to try to kill a small fire on his desk. Stan swiftly pocketed his lighter and smiled warmly at his kids. "Let's ditch this hellhole."

Mabel was sipping some hot chocolate with extra marshmallows while Dipper was in the shower and her uncles elsewhere on the boat. She rubbed her shoulder with her free hand, elbows on the table, as she thought about the day. While she was grateful to not be in trouble and that the whole situation was over, it didn't feel over. At least, the feelings it gave her hadn't gone away.

The door opened and she smiled to see her favorite uncles coming inside. "Hey there, pumpkin." Stan greeted warmly, but grew a little concerned. "You okay?"

Mabel blinked and tried to make a more convincing smile. "Yeah, why wouldn't I be?"

"That principal rattled you pretty good." Stan pulled out a chair and sat next to her, rubbing her back. "C'mon, what's on your mind?"

Mabel looked down at her hot drink, sighed, unsure of how to properly express her emotions, but managed to settle with, "It wasn't fair."

"No, it wasn't." Ford said firmly and stood on her other side. She looked up at him and the old scientist said, "What happened to you was completely unfair and should never be tolerated."

Mabel nodded in agreement. "It's just that… not only should Jeremy not have touched me, but you'd think people would have my back for defending myself, but… they made it seem like it was my fault…"

"Mabel Pines," Stan moved his hand to her shoulder and squeezed gently. "That was not your fault. You did nothing wrong. You dress how you want and punch any guy that touches you if you don't wanna be touched, and don't let anyone tell you you should act differently."

Mabel smiled weakly and nodded. "Okay."

Stan chuckled and ruffled her hair. "That's my girl."

"Now hold one minute, Stanley." Ford teased and wrapped Mabel up in a one-armed hug, making her giggle and hug him around his waist. "You were always terrible at sharing. She's my girl, too."

Stan smeared playfully and tickled Mabel's ribs to loosen her grasp on Ford, pulling her into a big bear hug as she laughed. "Nu, uh. My girl."

Mabel rolled her eyes as the twins only kept up the charade for another minute, filled to the brim with appreciation and power.