Hello My lovely Kitties
I am having writers block on two stories and my brain is running away with me. God/Kami help me. So what does God/Kami do. They drop this song on my lap.
Wellerman Sea Shanty
Cracked as my mine is, I think of a drunk Shanks and crew, with a drunk sugar high Ace, and a sugar high Luffy and crew and a poor Mihawk wanting to run the fuck away from them all but he can't as a green hair swordsman has the raven hair swordsman at her mercury with Yoru in her hands. YES, FEMALE ZORO. I DON'T CARE! I LOVE ZOMI OR ZOHAWK!
Shanks Sea Shanty
In the middle of the New World Shanks and Crew are docked on a small summer island along with the Straw Hat Pirates. Along with Dracule Mihawk and Fire Fist Portage D. Ace. Whose has just came out of hiding after three years of healing after the War of the Best.
Shanks grins looking at his late Captain's son and his son in all but blood. 'I am glad he lived.' He thought to himself. He owes that strange young man with a polar bear on his crew an excellent bottle of sake or wine for all the aid he has given the two boys. Luffy hanging off of a drunk hyper Ace's back like a little monkey. Shanks grins. "You know what this calls for?" He questions as all eyes move towards to the crimson hair man.
"Oh…no…" Grumbles Mihawk as Zoro's silver eyes move over to the golden eye man that is allow her to look over his mighty black sword.
"What's wrong?" Question Zoro as she shifts on his lap with a questioning look in her single silver eye looking down at him.
Mihawk let's out another sigh. "He is going to sing. But what song I have no clue." He says with a sigh.
"I think it's time for a song." Said Shanks with a large grin on his face as the others cheer as a gaiter appearing in his hands. "I shall add the music for you Shanks-san." Said Brooks with a flourish bow to the Yanko that stood before him. "Wonderful." Said Shanks as he began to sing.
"There once was a ship that put to sea
The name of the ship was the Billy of Tea
The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
O blow, my bully boys, blow (Huh!)"
Luffy and Ace began cheering as they fell over onto the sand now beginning sing on the chorus part of the song.
[Chorus]
"Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguin' is done
We'll take our leave and go"
Shanks looks over at Mihawk. "Come on Hawky please sing along with me. Show your lovely lady how silky your voice is." He said in a mock teasing voice.
Mihawk glares at the fool who has all eyes on him now. But the ones eyes that could bend him to their will sat on his lap with Yoru in her hands. She blinks up at him. "I would like to hear you sing." Whispers Zoro hiding her face in her tanker of ale as a blush covers her face. Mihawk's eyes widen as he just nods his head.
Shanks grins as he and Mihawk begin singing.
"She'd not been two weeks from shore
When down on her, a right whale bore
The captain called all hands and swore
He'd take that whale in tow (Huh!)"
Nami, Robin and even Ace blush hearing Mihawk's voice. But his golden eyes never leaving the one who request to hear him sing the silly song that Shanks began singing.
Now Franky, Chopper, Usopp join Luffy and Ace singing the chorus of the song as Shanks takes a drink of his tanker of beer as Mihawk drags his thumb of his right hand over Zoro's bottom lip making the girl's squill at the sight of the two girls of the Strawhat crew watch the two lovers.
"Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguin' is done
We'll take our leave and go"
Mihawk leans down and claims Zoro's lips as the five goofballs keep singing the chorus as Robin and Nami hold Sanji down as he wants to attack the raven hair man kissing the greenette of their crew. "Let me go Robin-swan! He can't defile Zoro-san!" whines Sanji as the crew of the Red-Hair Pirates busted out laughing at the sight of the two women beating up one of the monster-trio.
Da-da, da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Da-da, da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da
"Give him a good spanking young lady!" Calls out Yasopp as he laughs hard. A playful smirk plays across Robin's lips as Nami pulls out her climatic. She leans down and purrs into Sanji's ear. "Sanji-kun. If you go over there and attack the man Zoro is kissing. I will allow her this time to cut off your little chef and will not stop her this time around." She tells him kissing his right ear.
Shanks hears and watches the whole thing and snorts his beer almost choking as his eyes move over to Mihawk and Zoro. Just in time to see the two break their kiss. But it is time for them to begin singing once more.
"Before the boat had hit the water
The whale's tail came up and caught her
All hands to the side, harpooned and fought her
When she dived down low (Huh!)"
"Well shit. Looks like we'll have a wedding to plan here after she defeats old Hawky here." Said Shanks as Benn laughs standing next to his Captain as golden eyes glare at him.
"I would think before you speak once more Akagami." Said Mihawk in a deadly tone as Zoro looks away with a blush on her cheeks as her own silver eye glares at her own crewmates as they have knowing smirks looking at her. "Not a word Shit Cook. Not a word." She growls out as he looks torn between teasing the greenette and wanting to murder the man who stole her first kiss.
Luffy stretches his right arm and pulls Sanji from Robin's arms and towards him and the others. "Yosh, Sanji join us." He tells his chef with a grin on his face.
"Yeah bro join us." Calls out Franky with a grin on his face with laughter.
Sanji rolls his uncover eye and looks over at the girls and back at Luffy. "Fine." He said with a long stream of smoke escaping his lips.
"Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguin' is done
We'll take our leave and go"
Now more relax and laughing with his crew Sanji relax as he knows he can not do nothing more than threaten the swordsman if he hurts his swordswoman. He will hunt that man down and kill him in a slow and painful way. Maybe even call for some help from those damn "Candy girls and boys" How Ivana calls them all.
Shanks smirks as if reading the blonde's mind as his own brown eyes locking with golden as they begin singing once more. Both enjoying themselves.
"No line was cut, no whale was freed
The Captain's mind was not of greed
And he belonged to the whaleman's creed
She took that ship in tow (Huh!)"
Both Strawhat crew and Red-Hair with Ace sang the chorus all just having a good time as even Zoro who rarely join in on singing songs. Even sang with the others. Her voice drawing in the raven hair man she sat on into a trap that Sailor spoke about. Of Sires luring sailors to their deaths with their haunting songs and voice. She is becoming his own personal Sire and she shall become his personal death.
"Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguin' is done
We'll take our leave and go"
Even Shanks froze as he heard Zoro's voice. "A Sire." He whispers looking to the young woman sitting on his best friends lap as he can see the golden eye man becoming enchanted with her voice.
Da-da, da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da, da-da-da-da-da
Da-da, da-da-da-da
Da-da-da-da-da-da
As Zoro takes a drink of her tanker Mihawk blinks as if he is freed from her enchantment. He shakes his head looking down at the enchanting sire sitting on his lap as he looks around, he can see the other men breaking free of the spell that has been placed over them for just a brief moment of time. A growl escapes his lips as Shanks bust out laughing hard at everyone as he looks over at Mihawk as they both take a deep breath begin to sing.
"For forty days, or even more
The line went slack, then tight once more
All boats were lost, there were only four
But still that whale did go (Huh!)"
Everyone began singing once more for Zoro as Mihawk claims her lips with his own as all the men glare at him for stealing another kiss from the enchantress before them all.
"Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguin' is done
We'll take our leave and go"
Leaning back Mihawk smirks looks down at her. As her face is as bright as a tomato as he looks over at Shanks who is laughing and pointing at his own hair and back at the girl as Mihawk looks down once more to see that the girl is the same shade of red as the damn man's hair. Mihawk looks up and flips off Shanks with a smirk as Shanks mouth drops open before they both being singing once more as Mihawk's arms wrap around the girls waist tightly.
"As far as I've heard, the fight's still on
The line's not cut, and the whale's not gone
The Wellerman makes his regular call
To encourage the Captain, crew, and all (Huh!)"
Everyone join in together and sang the chorus of the song as one enjoying themselves having a good time with each other.
"Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguin' is done
We'll take our leave and go
Soon may the Wellerman come
To bring us sugar and tea and rum
One day, when the tonguin' is done
We'll take our leave and go"
I hope everyone enjoys my little crack song fic.