Rocky and Bullwinkle in: "Next Time Take The Pain!" or "The Polar Excess!"
"LAST TIME YOU REMEMBER, ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE HAD BEEN TIED TO THE TOP OF AN ENORMOUS TRAIN, AND BORIS AND NATASHA HAD JUST EXPLODED THE TRACKS TO BITS—"
"Ees normally Snidely Whiplash's job, but he's sick, so ve take over!" Boris chuckled.
"—SO THEY FELL AT QUITE THE FAST SPEED TO THE RIVER BELOW..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Rocky and Bullwinkle exclaimed as they fell from the mountain.
"WAIT, HOLD EVERYTHING!!" Rocky exclaimed. "STOP THE MUSIC—"
(Record scratch)
The train, mere inches from exploding on the river, as well as the surrounding ground, came to a screeching halt, mid-air even.
"What?" The narrator asked. "What's going on, Rocky?"
"This is supposed to be the story where we go to Hawaii for a vacation!" Rocky exclaimed. "Start it over—"
"OH, ALRIGHT..." the narrator replied.
(*VHS rewinding noises*)
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"AH, THE BEACHES OF SUNNY HAWAII. THE PERFECT PLACE FOR A VACATION, AND AS SUCH, THIS SUMMER HAPPENS TO BE WHERE ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE ARE VACATIONING RIGHT NOW!"
"Jeepers, our room is lovely!" Rocky spoke once he and Bullwinkle arrived at their hotel room, placing their bags down.
"And I love these flowers!" Bullwinkle held up his lei made from orchids the hotel staff gave him, then started eating said lei like the moose he was. "They're so delicious..."
"Ya know you're not supposed to eat the lei." Rocky replied.
"Well good thing it's only a light snack, now how bout we go swimmin', Rocky?" Bullwinkle asked, squirting sunscreen on his entire body.
"THE TWO ANTHROPOMORPHIC ANIMALS LEFT THEIR HOTEL ROOM AND HEADED DOWN TO THE BEACH, BUT THOUGH ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE WERE LOOKING TO HAVE A GREAT TIME, BORIS AND NATASHA (conveniently hiding behind a tiki statue at the bottom of the hotel) WERE LOOKING TO GIVE THEM A BAD TIME..."
"Ah, yes Natasha, der as' never been more perfect time to keel moose and squirrel..." Boris chuckled, pulling out a set of binoculars.
"I yam ready for evil plot, Boris, dollink..." Natasha replied. "May I geeve suggestion?"
"Da." Boris replied. "Les' hear eet, honeybun—"
"How bout' we fill entire ocean vith BLOOD een order to attract large number of sharks..." Natasha smiled.
"No, no, honeybun." Boris shook his head. "Ees VAY too messy, plus, vhere ve find blood?"
"How bout GRAVY eenstead?" Natasha asked.
"BRILLIANT!" Boris replied. "Natasha I could just KEES ju!"
"Vell, pucker uhp, baybeeee!!" Natasha replied, and the two promptly made out in the bushes.
"GET A ROOM, YOU TWO!" A passerby hollered.
"MEANWHILE, BACK AT ROCKY AND BULLWINKLE'S HOTEL ROOM..."
"Well, guess we're all sun screened-up!" Bullwinkle smiled.
"Yeah, I only used a decent amount, but you used the entire sunscreen bottle!" Rocky replied.
"Oh, sorry..." Bullwinkle replied. "Let's go—" then he promptly fell on his face, due to his entire body being covered in sunscreen.
"WELL IT LOOKS AS THOUGH BULLWINKLE AND ROCKY ARE GONNA HIT THE BEACH! BUT THEY'D BETTER BE CAREFUL WITH BORIS AND NATASHA AROUND...BE SURE TO TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR "Maui Moose", OR "Beach Blanket Bullwinkle"!"