What does Dumbledore truly see?
Dumbledore truly answers Harry's question about what he sees in the mirror and the answer he got wasn't what he expected.
December 26, 1991
Abandoned Classroom
12:20 am
"What do you see when you look in the mirror?"
"Harry, that is a very interesting question.", Dumbledore's twinkling gases shifted from Harry to the mirror. " whenever I look into that mirror I see myself getting piledrived me to oblivion by 4 buffy black men. " He said calmly.
Harry didn't know what being piledrived me to oblivion meant but he knows he wasn't supposed to be hearing it but he was a curious boy and wanted to learn more about this.
So looking up at the old man he asked what he meant by that.
"Well harry it means to have someone just go down on your ass — By notes on this — they just fuck your ass as hard as they can as fast as they can." dumbledore looked like he was remembering something from his past. " its the best feeling ever."
"Of course." Dumbledore continued "I fuck them in the ass as much as they fuck me in the ass, it only fair for me to give as much as I can take."
" if you take one from this conversation harry, Remember when you date someone if they like being fucked in the ass they are the one."
"Alright know of to bed with you"
Although Harry didn't get what the headmaster was saying at that moment he did get it 6th year when he was fucking Ginny in her ass and realized she was the one.
Alright well, this was really short but I just wanted to post something on here to see what it was like. I hope you all enjoyed it. Most definitely going to remake it in the future. Hopefully, I can get a full-fledged story out on Saturday
Later
